rogul Posted July 16, 2014 Show us your ..... :) as an AFOL... there must be some adult MOCs? LOL whats out there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningtiger Posted July 16, 2014 Someone has done a pole dance club in the past, but being it's a kids toy.......might not make it as a set ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebeus I Posted July 16, 2014 I remember seeing something like that a coule of years back, I doubt I'll find it again though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elleana Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) I would imagine you would have immense difficulty finding appropriately dressed (or rather, inappropriately dressed..) minifig torsos and legs. Edit - where's my pants guy might be helpful here Edited July 16, 2014 by elleana Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cimddwc Posted July 16, 2014 I got a small pole dance bar in the basement of one of the houses of my Pet Shop Street. Legs actually are no problem - there have been many official combinations of yellow legs with hips in a different color over the years, some even with swimsuit prints. And you could always take a classic yellow astronaut's legs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ritzcrackerman Posted July 16, 2014 I'm currently working on one. Don't know if it will get approved, but hopefully I'll get to unveil it at BrickCon in Seattle this fall. It's a LEGO version of a Portland (OR, USA) landmark, so it at least has the historical factor going for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgarison Posted July 16, 2014 When I first saw the picture of the soon to be released Friends Heartlake Shopping Center, I first thought the pearl gold palm leaves would be perfect for a strip club to put in our town layout. We already have a hooker with crabs (literally she has a lego crab with her) that walks our streets during non public hours at AFOL Cons so at least she would have a place for taxable work during the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eurotrash Posted July 16, 2014 When I modded my Palace Theatre into Palace Carpets (http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=96512) one of the earlier design ideas was to turn it into the Palace Gentlemen's Club with curtains, a lighted catwalk, pole and private booths. I started building but it quickly got a bit skeevy and too seedy even for my economically distressed town and so I shelved it. But good luck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkatt Posted July 16, 2014 I'm a little embarrassed by this one, but it came to mind after reading this post... For this topic I'll call it, "It's getting Hoth in here, so take off all your clothes." Also known as "The Emporer's New Clothes" or "An evening with Vodka and Lego". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eurotrash Posted July 16, 2014 ^^ Bwahahahaha! Vodka AND Lego AND a Camera. You have a lot to learn young Padawan. And don't forget "What happens in Coruscant, stays in Coruscant" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
autorazr Posted July 16, 2014 Not a strip club but definitely an adult MOC by me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paostmo Posted July 16, 2014 ^^^I'm guessing that is too risqay for Eurobricks, but I do want to know what brick you used for the gentleman's testicles. I can't place it. A strip club is a great idea for an adult MOC. I've been wanting to build something other than a costume shop where I can make use of a lot of the CMF series. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
autorazr Posted July 16, 2014 I do want to know what brick you used for the gentleman's testicles. Lol, I like how you used such formal language. Maxi-Figure hands for the testes. I suppose this is quite dirty, but EB is 18+ no? If a mod thinks it should be removed, do it, I understand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modelmaker Posted July 16, 2014 Ha ha... the mustache is perfect Or so I've heard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melbs Posted July 16, 2014 Ron jeremy in lego minifig Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rogul Posted July 16, 2014 I'm a little embarrassed by this one, but it came to mind after reading this post... For this topic I'll call it, "It's getting Hoth in here, so take off all your clothes." Also known as "The Emporer's New Clothes" or "An evening with Vodka and Lego". ohh dear LOL that very much looks like Ron Jeremy ! See i tried to make it classy with a strip club.. and people always take it further!! NICE ONE! ehhehe For all you MOC builders.. i lay the challenge out there for you.. your cities all need one!!! i just wish i had the skills to build one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lego Otaku Posted July 17, 2014 I'm a little embarrassed by this one, but it came to mind after reading this post... For this topic I'll call it, "It's getting Hoth in here, so take off all your clothes." (snipped image) Also known as "The Emporer's New Clothes" or "An evening with Vodka and Lego". That should be posted in SW Funnies thread. Quite a few interesting captions for that picture but Emperor's New Clothes seemed best to me. Lol, I like how you used such formal language. Maxi-Figure hands for the testes. I suppose this is quite dirty, but EB is 18+ no? If a mod thinks it should be removed, do it, I understand. I figured the hands but I can't figure out that piece between the maxi-figure's hands. It looks like 1x2 plate with hooked bar. Definitely risque for this forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jorrith Posted July 17, 2014 Lol, I like how you used such formal language. Maxi-Figure hands for the testes. I suppose this is quite dirty, but EB is 18+ no? If a mod thinks it should be removed, do it, I understand. I don't see anything wrong here... This is an AFOL forum right? We are adults, right? Nothing we haven't seen before, right? I can understand if it's removed, because underage viewers are not restricted to this subforum, but personally i don't have any problems with a couple of minifigs having a good time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgarison Posted July 17, 2014 From this thread, my AFOL friends and I are simply amateurs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lego Otaku Posted July 17, 2014 It may be for AFOL but I don't think there are hard 18+ rule for new members to sign up. So we may have TFOL here looking at plastic porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bennemans Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) It may be for AFOL but I don't think there are hard 18+ rule for new members to sign up. So we may have TFOL here looking at plastic porn. If you seriously think this is pr0n, you might wanna stay away from the rest of the internet; you might be shocked And when I was a teen, my favorite pastime was looking at (preferably non-plastic) pr0n, so I doubt any 15 year olds are gonna complain about this. But hey, people are so easily offended by stuff nowadays... I'm working on a small adult-shop in a back alley of my town, and I'm planning on a small red light district to go with it, when I get the parts I need for it Edited July 17, 2014 by Bennemans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgarison Posted July 17, 2014 It may be for AFOL but I don't think there are hard 18+ rule for new members to sign up. So we may have TFOL here looking at plastic porn. It is also why most "brick cons" have an time set aside for Adult Swim. It is amazing what those little minifigs do after 9:00pm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
autorazr Posted July 17, 2014 I figured the hands but I can't figure out that piece between the maxi-figure's hands. It looks like 1x2 plate with hooked bar. Definitely risque for this forum. Yep that's it, stick the 1x2 on first then mount the balls just under it. You can stack some yellow 1x1's in square or round, your preference, to make him appear to be standing straight up (much like his junk) or use the curved slopes to give him that crouched doggy style look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
satly Posted July 17, 2014 Not sure what female torsos are available but the CMF cop makes a good 'Full Monty' scene! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
