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So these Korean spammers is on it again.

Well done mods and admins .... There was a string of spam in the Licensed forum that was deleted faster than I could report them. I love it when that happens !!! :laugh:

Lets not hope that it will be like last weekend. Otherwise you mods and admins will have a busy day .. :sceptic:

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You forgot the oatmeal & honey!

From now on, I am going to dunk my face in my breakfast bowl for clean skin

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Guys, don't trust a new Spammer, Scottobell.

He says we should smear yogurt on acne.

That's just weird.

LMAO! That's just classic.

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You guys probably should stop reading them. They might corrupt your ability to write good English or end up with more pimples. :laugh:

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You guys probably should stop reading them. They might corrupt your ability to write good English or end up with more pimples. :laugh:

If we don't read them, we can't report them.

If we don't report them, they might not get taken down.

If they don't get taken down, we're tempted to read them!

I love how "A Quick Comment on Spam" has turned into a six page long Spam narration event.

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Yeah it fun how it escalated. Perhaps spam is the most interesting here.

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Yeah it fun how it escalated. Perhaps spam is the most interesting here.

What are you, some kind of a Spam-Lover? :laugh:

Who finds spam interesting, anyway? :tongue:

Okay, I do.

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Finally, Boney and I have fixed the spam monitoring software. Sorry to spoil your fun but we should have less craziness around here...maybe... :look:

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Don't thank us yet! We'll see what the witching hour brings...

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Don't thank us yet! We'll see what the witching hour brings...

If I see anything, I'll make sure to report it in rhyme. Just to add to the mystical feel that comes with the Witching Hour.

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Finally, Boney and I have fixed the spam monitoring software. Sorry to spoil your fun but we should have less craziness around here...maybe... :look:

Thank god...

The spam is getting really wacky here!

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If I see anything, I'll make sure to report it in rhyme. Just to add to the mystical feel that comes with the Witching Hour.

Now I want to MOC something like that! Darn you!

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Finally, Boney and I have fixed the spam monitoring software. Sorry to spoil your fun but we should have less craziness around here...maybe... :look:

On that note, you can buy a bed frame in the General Section if you're interested. :tongue:

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For all to note, a Spam about Drawers in the UK has surfaced.

I have repressed it with the power of rhyme:

The post about drawers in many a size

seems like a Spam to my critical eyes.

It is not very vulgar, nor has it any odd link.

That makes it all the more evil, I think.

I beseech you: delete it, destroying it's power!

'tis my request for this witching hour.

On that note, you can buy a bed frame in the General Section if you're interested. :tongue:

My chant was not sufficient. I have reported this second offense with the following:

It is back with a vengeance, it has not yet been destroyed!

Quickly, please zap it before some get annoyed.

I know Mods are busy, but the Spammers are here!

We must make haste to make them disappear!

So hurry, ye mods of great Eurobricks!

Vanquish these Spams with some simple mouse clicks!

Edited by Actor Builder

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^ How about body building? Can we get a poem for that?

(General, again)

EDIT: The guy right under him is advising us to smear anti-wrinkle cream to our cats. I hope he doesn't own one himself.

Edited by BrickJagger

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