Professor Thaum Posted February 13, 2022 Punto Sur, Eslandolan Settlement, New Haven Sea. Somewhere between a tavern and the keep. Oggy : They will be there soon Oliver. Dr Thaum : You're sure you've been careful to keep Bluebeard drunk ! Oggy : Yeah, he was drunk almost every two days, and completely addict to Corina Beer. The watchmen confiscated half a dozen barrels from him when he was arrested. Dr Thaum : Perfect, Oggy, here they come ! Warden 1 : Errr... Hello ? Dr Thaum : Greetings dear friends, I have a proposal for you ! Warden 1 : It rather looks like an ambush ! Oggy : Take it easy mister Jonas, those gentlemen didn't refuse the offer yet ! Dr Thaum : Do you have a waybill ? Warden 1 : Sure ! Dr Thaum : What does it say, my friend ? (To Oggy) I love that carriage very much ! Warden 1 : Carry two cages from town to keep. With 2 prisonners. An infamous pirate captain dressed in blue with a red beard. And an officer who screwed the governor's wife. Dr Thaum : How interesting. What about an exchange ? Warden 1 : And if we refuse ? Dr Thaum : Then, I will sadly let those merry men have a good time with you ! Mr Jonas : Khiiiiii ! Gnerk gnerk gnerk ! Dr Thaum : So ! I take this drunk man dressed in blue with the red beard, and I give you this man dressed in blue with a red beard and a fine barrel of rum ! Dr Thaum : Do we have a deal ? Warden 2 : Deal ! Bluebeard : M... My... Corina !!! Corina ! Whe... where's my Corina ! She's my b... best friend ! She understands me ! Th.. they st... stole her from me !!! Dr Thaum : Quiet Bluebeard ! That's the second time I must rescue you ! Bluebeard : My Corina ! Co... Corina... hips !!! My best friend doctor ! Dr Thaum : Quiet ! You country stewpot ! Bluebeard : Co... Corinaaaaa ! Oggy (with his pistol butt ) : POC ! Dr Thaum : Pack this boozehound and bring him to the ship ! Dr Thaum : Don't be sad mister Jonas, we will kill plenty of people another day... Oggy, the fleet is leaving as soon as we're aboard, serve the signal to Barney ! Oggy : Aye aye. C&C welcome as usual. some bonus pics : Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NOD Posted February 13, 2022 Freedom for Bluebeard! Funny photo story and the ostriches are well built. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Professor Thaum Posted February 13, 2022 1 hour ago, NOD said: and the ostriches are well built. I have no horses ! And I'm not likely to stole them from my children like @Ayrlego ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evancelt Posted February 13, 2022 29 minutes ago, Professor Thaum said: I have no horses ! And I'm not likely to stole them from my children like @Ayrlego ! I have extras of the old school horses (the kind where the back legs don't move) that I'd be willing to give away to any interested BoBSers. You just pay shipping from the US! PM me if interested. Nice job with the ground textures (tiles and plates), and those ostriches! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff of Clubs Posted February 14, 2022 The birds! I had to take a few minutes to laugh before I could continue. The ol drunkard rochamboise! Hilarious. This is what the sea rats are about! The build is excellent, especially the cart and (snickers) draft-birds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n1majneb Posted February 14, 2022 Those Ostrich are fantastic, as are the trees! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kwatchi Posted February 14, 2022 /Reads post. /Raises eyebrow. /Looks to see if some slipped something in his coffee. (Lovely MOC build - no clue what that story was all about. Ostriches?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Dee Posted February 15, 2022 That's quite a story. And those ostrich carts are clever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Professor Thaum Posted February 16, 2022 On 2/14/2022 at 7:16 PM, Kwatchi said: (Lovely MOC build - no clue what that story was all about. Ostriches?) No, Oktober fest... 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roadmonkeytj Posted February 27, 2022 On 2/16/2022 at 2:56 PM, Professor Thaum said: No, Oktober fest... 😁 I musta drunk too much last Oktoberfest as I have no recollection of any such events (ooc I've just been away) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites