BlueDog Posted June 1, 2008 (edited) Gunner: Great,Star Wars. What's next,Spaceballs? --------- Gunner: I'm never going to drink vodka again. Edited June 1, 2008 by BlueDog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WesternOutlaw Posted June 1, 2008 Professor Jones: Could sh-you chaps shpare a lift for a lady and her Rebelious mates? German Gunner to German Driver: I did not know that Herr Jones vas so vell built . Make room! Schnell! Schnell! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Brick Rat Posted June 1, 2008 (edited) Caption 1: Fresh from 'Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' and it's ' Close Encounters of the Third Kind' ending, George Lucas totally lost it for Indy 5. Caption 2: "Ack, Fritz! What was in that blue milk that Frau Lars gave us this morning." Caption 3: Harrison Ford: "I don't know which is worse - that Spielberg and Lucas set this movie in the '60s during Woodstock or that they're calling it 'Indiana Jones and the Magic Bong." Edited June 1, 2008 by The Brick Rat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid Posted June 1, 2008 "They were sold out of Short Round costumes." TK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fire_Mario Posted June 1, 2008 German 1: You told me there were hot chicks here! German 2: Well there aren't! We'll just make the best of it! German 1: How are we gonna do that? German 2: By drinking 'til they look like Elizabeth Hurley. . . German 1: Giggity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimBee Posted June 1, 2008 (edited) Heres my three: 1. Henry Jones: these arent the freaks your looking for. 2. Speilberg: Never again am i doing a movie with Lucas!! 3. Ford: Wow, I didnt think this is what they meant when they asked me to play indiana jones again, and i thought they sent me the wrong costume! Edited June 1, 2008 by JimButcher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkrebellion Posted June 1, 2008 German 1: Look at that freakin star wars fans there with all and their disguises. German 2: Shut up our boss is a fan of star wars too and he could hear us and tell this to all of our fans there at eurobricks and then who is going to buy us. Indiana Solo hits German 1 with his whip and say: You could stole me the ark but never said bad things about star wars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam Posted June 2, 2008 German: Erm, I'm not sure this is what the Russians meant when they told us to look for Aliens..! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Dillon Posted June 2, 2008 While most enjoy a subtle reference to Star Wars every once in a while, viewers couldn't help but feel George Lucas was beginning to take it a bit too far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid Posted June 2, 2008 Dressing up for the midnight screening of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull went spectacularly wrong. TK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilhelm screamer Posted June 2, 2008 (edited) *We apologize for the lack of a witty caption. The author's brain exploded attempting to process the amount of possible jokes concerning prostitution. Have a nice day.* Edited July 3, 2008 by Wilhelm screamer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brainbox Posted June 2, 2008 "These aren't the adventurers you're looking for." Sorry, I just has to get a SW reference in there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Batbrick Posted June 2, 2008 "Well, if the prequels were any hint, we should've seen Lucas planning this debacle a long time ago" Batbrick Away! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jayber1974 Posted June 3, 2008 First submission; All in unison: WARDROBE!?!? Second submission; {voice over}: the first screen test for Indiana Jones didn't go so well! Third Submission; Jones Snr: "What do you mean 'nasty bikini line' hey?" JB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Dillon Posted June 3, 2008 They all stood around in an awkward silence, waiting patiently as Zam removed the statue from her butt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WetWired Posted June 4, 2008 (edited) "Amsterdam 1940 Indy's decision to blend in with the locals to avoid the Germans would come back to haunt them all later that night" Edited June 4, 2008 by WetWired Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yorkiejim Posted June 4, 2008 Gard 1: Yea, were deffinatly in the wrong part of town. Henry jones in Bikini: You boys looking for a good time. Gard 2: EWWWW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belloq Posted June 6, 2008 Henry Jones Sr: This is Madness! Marion: Madness?!! This...IS...SPARTA! (Marion runs of) Indy: Come back here, just get over it, you didn't get the part! You're too old! Marion: All your Base are Belong to Us! Indy: i knew letting her play futuristic shoot'em ups would be a bad idea, but now, she's a rabbid fangirl! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Batbrick Posted June 6, 2008 (edited) 2nd submision: "Indy and StarWars fans alike could agree on something: They had a bad feeling about this!" (For those not versed in these series, this line is spoken in both sagas by harrison ford) Batbrick Away! Edited June 6, 2008 by Batbrick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matn Posted June 6, 2008 After this movie came out LEGO made a game. There was one question: who would they let shoot first? (Yeah? Like, between Han and that green alien in Mos Eisla Cantina? =D) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pencoin Posted June 6, 2008 German: hey you in the middle want to see the inside of my pa- mean truck yes i meant truck, would you like to see the inside of my truck? Henry srs wig falls off Indy: i always knew those Germans weren't right The germans die of embasserment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ogel111 Posted June 6, 2008 Guard: Hey you Ladies Like Star Wars? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimBee Posted June 6, 2008 2nd submision:"Indy and StarWars fans alike could agree on something: They had a bad feeling about this!" (For those not versed in these series, this line is spoken in both sagas by harrison ford) Batbrick Away! good one! i bet thats going to be one that i vote for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
commandosevy Posted June 6, 2008 MARION: Why'd I refuse that plane ride then I'd have desent clothes JONES: That wasn't a plane it was a Nazi U-boat and that "gold" is fool's gold! Marion drops the fools gold and says MARION: What gold? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oli212Lego Posted June 7, 2008 "You know you all DONT look younger''-nazi "damn''-indy and friends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
