Spam Poetry

[Actor Builder]

^ How about body building? Can we get a poem for that?

(General, again)

EDIT: The guy right under him is advising us to smear anti-wrinkle cream to our cats. I hope he doesn't own one himself.

Drats. I missed them.

I hate spam–bots...

But you love Anti-Spam poetry, right?

[Hinckley]

So, was there only a few last night? Maybe it didn't fix it completely but it seems to have helped. I hope?

[BrickJagger]

So, was there only a few last night? Maybe it didn't fix it completely but it seems to have helped. I hope?

Yeah, it seemed like there were less, or the mods were just doing a good job of removing them quickly.

Looks like you got rid of the interesting ones though.

[Actor Builder]

It's also completely reasonable to believe that my poetry was so good that they ran away screaming.

It could all be due to the power of rhyme.

[Hinckley]

It's also completely reasonable to believe that my poetry was so good that they ran away screaming.

It could all be due to the power of rhyme.

Bingo.

Thank you for your service to this community.

[Actor Builder]

Bingo.

Thank you for your service to this community.

Ha-hey! I'm an official Spam Poet now! Thanks Hinckley. That's a fun one.

[obsidianheart]

I used to report a lot of spam, but now I have to go to bed earlier. I miss out on all the weird stuff now.

[dr_spock]

I used to report a lot of spam, but now I have to go to bed earlier. I miss out on all the weird stuff now.

You may have just missed the wooden bed spam.

[Actor Builder]

You may have just missed the wooden bed spam.

The Wood Spammer's back

with a new pseudonym.

I've an inkling this isn't

the last we'll be seeing of him.

Edited February 25, 2016 by Actor Builder

[BrickJagger]

It's a clearance!

Looks like our friend has smartened up and isn't posting links, he's being clever and putting s p a c e s between each letter. Unfortunately, I don't think websites start with "wewewe" Better luck next time!

[dr_spock]

Perhaps we could have a MOC the spam challenge.

Day 179 of 365: Swatted by dr_spock_888, on Flickr

[Robert8]

Actor Builder, good luck with this one:

Yet they could be get extremely very nasty and messy information so that when you attempt to put it into somebody else's answer you have assorted types bad dreams and nastiness 21 the enormous things you think about with Software as a Service issue truly would prefer not to do relocations he remigrations are one of those days you ought to be doing possibly at regular intervals in the event that you have to go link

[xboxtravis7992]

It's also completely reasonable to believe that my poetry was so good that they ran away screaming.

It could all be due to the power of rhyme.

What is this? Vogon poetry?

[Actor Builder]

Actor Builder, good luck with this one:

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Yet they could be get extremely very nasty and messy information so that when you attempt to put it into somebody else's answer you have assorted types bad dreams and nastiness 21 the enormous things you think about with Software as a Service issue truly would prefer not to do relocations he remigrations are one of those days you ought to be doing possibly at regular intervals in the event that you have to go link

A Spammer whose name was erased

made this here Spam which is laced

with random word phrasings,

indiscernible crazings,

and mostly just Copy and Paste.

[Hinckley]

That was a lot of spam last night.

[Actor Builder]

I didn't write as many poems. My apologies.

EDIT: Concerning the back-fat Spam...

This spam here insults me.

It assumes I'm o'erweight.

We should not tolerate this

there is no debate.

Kill it with gusto.

Kill it with style,

And hope that it doesn't

return for a while.

Edited February 26, 2016 by Actor Builder

[Artanis I]

This was the best bit from an ab workout for back fat:

"Put on your own abdomen with your fingers outstretched." Followed by something about beer-belly vs muffin-top...

Yeah, I'm going to put someone else's abdomen on in the morning. What am I, a minifig? Although, they don't have fingers to outstretch anyway.

Edited February 26, 2016 by Artanis I

[Actor Builder]

This was the best bit from the replies (Really guys? Replying to Spam?):

After someone (Not me) wrote a poem (I think) as a reply, this was someone(Still not me)'s response

I accidentally reported your poem because I'm dumb.

[mediumsnowman]

Apparently you can rid your body of toxins and bacteria by... consuming todays fad diets?

That's actually what it said. In that exact wording. Who writes this stuff anyways?

[Actor Builder]

Who writes this stuff anyways?

Annmunoz did, this time.

Annmunoz is a new Spammy user

who want us each to become a dieter.

I think that we should all simply refuse her.

Please make Annmunoz quieter.

[xboxtravis7992]

This was the best bit from the replies (Really guys? Replying to Spam?):

After someone (Not me) wrote a poem (I think) as a reply, this was someone(Still not me)'s response

Well the poetic fun had to be done somewhere. ;)

[Robert8]

II think this post was written by like a 5 y.o.

Poor not by virtue of I have we are poor in light of the way that father has never added to a throbbing to become rich no one in our family has ever added to a desire to be whatever else no one had added to a longing to be fortunate this idea became so out and out absorbed Fuller's mine data changed his whole life he began to should be rich he kept his mind on the things he did need and of the things he didn't link

[Actor Builder]

I think that must be an excerpt from a book: The Existential Toddler

I'm totally going to write that book someday.

[Ardelon]

Maybe in the original languages the posts are so eloquent that we would break down in tears of enchantment.

There does seem tohave been an uptick in spam over the past few days. Im usually one of those that dont even notice any spam.

I also wanted to compliment Actor Builder on his mad poetry skills.

[dr_spock]

Ugh, this just sprung in my head.

Spam are like warts

Prompting user reports

Actor Builder retorts

Moderator thwarts

EDIT: Correct Actor Builder username. My apologies.