Cecilie Posted August 19, 2012 You're so cute when you get worried I could just eat. You. UP! ! No! Not like that! Metaphor, it's a metaphor! Maurice works so hard and is such a loving husband, how could I let anything happen to him ! Raunchy...but I hope that's not what you're implying...I have such an adoring....mousey. ..delicious.. .mouse of a husband...really, I could just eat him up ! Metaphorically....metaphorically, of course !! *Nervous laughter* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteFang Posted August 19, 2012 Hi everyone, It is your friendly and ever so helpful Edgar! I am back! It's great finally to be back and it appears I now have a wife, Portia Poodle. Pleased to be here! :wub: :wub: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted August 19, 2012 Hi everyone, It is your friendly and ever so helpful Edgar! I am back! It's great finally to be back and it appears I now have a wife, Portia Poodle. Pleased to be here! :wub: :wub: Yaaaaay, Edgar's here! ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scubacarrot Posted August 19, 2012 I... AM THE LAW... man, yes, got a problem with that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted August 19, 2012 *Nervous laughter* Adorable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora Posted August 19, 2012 Gibson, dear brother-in-law, make mine a double please! And make it snappy. Mind your manners, you overgrown handbag. Gibson pour me one of your fruity bev... uhm I mean the finest cask ale you got. Certainly, as long as you don't start telling me all about your sexlife again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArzLan Posted August 19, 2012 I like the Story. It's great ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteFang Posted August 19, 2012 I like the Story. It's great ! Very surprised to see you interested in this! Do stay tune for the new development in this game as it unfolds! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fugazi Posted August 19, 2012 I think we have all met by now, I'm Firuz Fox the village's Alchemist. No relation whatsoever with a certain Felix of the same species, my brother. I am brewing the concoctions that will help some of you get it up in bed get out of bed and fight for your cause at night. Just don't blame me if anything goes wrong! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tamamono Posted August 19, 2012 Good morning, everyone! Carly Goat here! Whenever you need a cold, sweet treat, stop on by my ice cream shoppe! After all, there's no better cream for ice cream than cream made from elephant milk! Wait, that's not right... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eskallon Posted August 19, 2012 Not one baker; a schoolteacher with no-one to teach! I can show you thing's you've never seen before, I'll make you come back begging for more, Vote for me for mayor, I'll strip you down bare. I can be a whore, I'll let you explore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora Posted August 19, 2012 I can show you thing's you've never seen before, I'll make you come back begging for more, Vote for me for mayor, I'll strip you down bare. I can be a whore, I'll let you explore! That's it, give me your car keys, you've clearly had too much to drink already. Next thing we know you'll be dancing on the bloody tables.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted August 19, 2012 Next thing we know you'll be dancing on the bloody tables.. Bloody tables !? What kind of establishment are you running with blood on your tables!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Professor Flitwick Posted August 19, 2012 Bloody tables !? What kind of establishment are you running with blood on your tables!? Oh my God, they must be serving live animals! Note to self: Stay away from the Goats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora Posted August 19, 2012 Bloody tables !? What kind of establishment are you running with blood on your tables!? There's no blood on the tables. They are perfectly clean and sanitary. *sighs* Silly pussy. *shakes head* Oh my God, they must be serving live animals! Yes, indeed, I serve live animals. *remembers who he's talking to* Yes, indeed, I serve alcoholic beverages to live animals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scubacarrot Posted August 19, 2012 Yes, indeed, I serve alcoholic beverages to live animals. I'm pretty sure that's still against the law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted August 19, 2012 There's no blood on the tables. They are perfectly clean and sanitary. *sighs* Silly pussy. *shakes head* Yikes, who put the serious rod up your butt? ( ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CMP Posted August 19, 2012 Yikes, who put the serious rod up your butt? :skeptic: ( ) Don't make jokes about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted August 19, 2012 Don't make jokes about that. Bad history with that ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteFang Posted August 19, 2012 Bad history with that ?? Is it really that bad? I thought it was just part of classic mafia history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted August 19, 2012 Is it really that bad? I thought it was just part of classic mafia history. I'm actually lost on this. New member in the town Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scubacarrot Posted August 19, 2012 Is it really that bad? I thought it was just part of classic mafia history. Oi talk in character, or else you are breaking the rules the law! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted August 19, 2012 Oi talk in character, or else you are breaking the rules the law! Oooh, is there a play happening !? I mean, even in these times of dread and terror we should find things to keep our morale up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scubacarrot Posted August 19, 2012 Oooh, is there a play happening !? I mean, even in these times of dread and terror we should find things to keep our morale up! I'll keep your morale up, if you know what I mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eskallon Posted August 19, 2012 Oi talk in character, or else you are breaking the rules the law! Character? What character? He must be a sinister character, and he has no name. The lack of name in sig is disturbing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
