"The Tie Army Wants YOU"

[Vader]

Lord *vader* to General Casewindu.........

General i have heard reports of Commander Jax arrest........ What is the meaning of this?.............

With the rebel scum so close to the ultimate weapons location, i need Commanders such as Jax...........

Short term failure is nothing...... As long as the long term plan is protected i am willing to accept minor defeats.........

*vader*

[casewindu]

General Casewindu to Lord Vader:

Lord, the commander has placed himself under arrest. He feels that he should take responsibility for what happened on the ship and for the deaths of 8 troopers.

Sir, I fear that your going to have to pursuade Jax in person, he seem's pretty determined about this one.

[Vader]

Lord *vader* to General Casewindu......

Hmmmm......... So be it then.... General bring Commander Jax to me.........

I cannot leave the ultimate weapon at this time........ Those rebels have been far to close to it for my liking..........

*vader*

[VBBN]

Sgt. VBBN to General Casewindu:

"Sir, me and goggleson are currently scouting a planet known as Vladcia. It is southeast of Hoth. We have found a downed imperial aircraft. Permission to check it out?"

[casewindu]

Casewindu to Lord Vader:

As you wish my Lord, i will personally transport him myself.

Casewindu to Palin jax:

Commander I really don't want to do this but if you insist, (gently places handcuffs on Jax's wrists) , you are under arrest.

Would you like to say any lasts words to your men, or captain, before we depart? I have to take a message anyway.

Casewindu to VBBN:

be careful sargent, that imperial dropship hasn't been reported to our computers yet, so it maybe a tray, be careful.

[Palin Jax]

Palin Jax to General Windu: Sir, I do not deserve to address this group of warrior hero's. I only hope that they will learn from my mistakes, and hold true and fast to the greatness that is the Empire. I would hope that as they draw in each breath, they now that their superior officers guards each exhale as though it where their own. Think kindly of me, and... if by chance I may be of some use one day to the Empire, I will gladly take it. Even the role of a mere janitor should be an honor. Live long and true, my brothers, Vode An!

(whispers to Case) I have already spoken my goodbyes to the Captain, Sir!

{Is lead away in handcuffs}

[VBBN]

Sgt. VBBN to General Casewindu:

"Thank you sir, we will."

To Goggleson:

"Alright we have a go. Land 50km away from the ship."

[Vader]

Lord *vader* to the Emperor........

Master the Ultimate weapon prototype is finished....... Our experts have fired the weapon and the results were as promised.......

Good Lord *vader* , proceed to phase 2 at once.

Yes Master....... Our troopers will work day and night to get the weapon ready on time........

*vader*

[casewindu]

General Casewindu to Lord Vader:

Lord, the commander and I are making are way to you now, eta 2 hours.

[Vader]

Lord *vader* General Casewindu's ship has arrived.

Good Commander Gree...... Have him and Commander Jax escorted to my meditation chamber......

Yes My Lord

[Palin Jax]

{Arrives with General Windu, and follows Commander Gree into Lord *vader* meditation chamber. Waits before the mediation pod. When the pod begins to open, Palin kneels, staring at the cold steel decks with unambiguous resolve, awaiting his execution.} Lord *vader* , I have failed you. (delivered as Obi Wan did to Anakin) I allowed a ship of the Empire to be boarded, secrets to be left unguarded and compromised, then failed to catch the perpetrators. I have also been unable to catch the Rebel swine responsible for the destruction of the Royal Imperial Academy and the atrocities at Carida. I failed to ascertain the location of the Hidden Rebel base. I would have fallen on my sword but it were for General Windu. Now, I fail you yet again by this useless gesture that distracts your valuable attention away from this glorious Battle station. My life, as it has always ever been, is now in your hands. I resign my fate to your discretion!

[Scouty]

Anymore to say, or are you just going to hold me in captivity? I would very much like to see your Death Star.

[VBBN]

Sgt. VBBN to Goggleson:

"Proceed with caution."

Sgt. VBBN to Sgt. Volito:

"Sergeant, we need you to help. If I say firefly, send one of my men down here. That means we have trouble."

[Corvus]

{Metal Mouth exits Hyperspace not far from the Rebel fleet}

Whoa! Weapons lock!

(Grabs comm unit) This is MM! Stand down! Codeword: encrypted!

Gave us a scare there, sir. You were almost Mynock bait there.

(The Metal Mouth docks with the medical frigate Kori Star. Jaing and I carry Baaren aboard on a repulsor sled, only to run head-on with a doctor)

What the blazes?! Mandalorians! Please! I'm only a doctor!

Settle down, there, sir. (Grabs the Sullustan doctor by the collar as he tries to run away) I'm on your side. This man needs medical help. Internal injuries- he got hit by a few cannon rounds. Armor held, but he got shaken around pretty bad inside it. Can you help?

Certainly. Come with me.

[Piranha]

* Aboard Acclamator medical bay*

*Wakes up after a long sleep*

What happened?

Medical Officer: It appears after trying to save the Commander you were injured and loss conciseness, after that General Jifel ordered a small freighter to carry you out and back here to be healed

I seem not recall any of that, all I remember was I wanted to save the Commander, what is the situation

Medical officer: He is still captured as of the latest report

*Puts head down in shame knowing he failed in his task*

[Vader]

Welcome General Casewindu and Commander Jax.........

So Commander you wish to recieve punishment for failure...... Usually i would choke the life out of those that fail me......

However you have proven very usefull to the Empire........ Good warriors are hard to find..... Good Commaders ad warriors are even harder to find.......

So you will not be punished in the usual way...... No instead you shall work harder to repay the Empire.......

*vader*

[xwingyoda]

GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* !!

My Lord, I was having the most exquisite hollidays (you know, Twilek's slaves, sun, booze, hunting gungans...) when I received some ridiculous spam. Is discared it at first but it kept coming back... I had to "fire" the one responsible for bad firewalling...

It was a Crabby Patty commercial from a certain Plankton !!

What, the Empire shall not tolerate any food competition !! Yub yub burgers are the ONLY tolerated "fast food" in the galaxy.

I dispatched a squadron of Bombers & Interceptors for air support to terminate the problem !! And solved... Seems like I crossed Bikini Bottom off the Universe map *devil*

I was thinking of new ways to win money for the Empire !! So I remembered you force chocking a carpet furr ball (aka that horrendous wookie race) and that gave me an idea. I dispatched a squadron to Kasshyyyk to bring me back "samples" !! And look at that my Lord:

The Empire shall sell high quality furr !! The meat is really gross though but it brings us free food for the yub yub breeding facilities in Endor after all. So nothing is lost for the almighty Empire !!

GM *yoda* out.

[Vader]

Lord *vader* to Grand Moff *yoda* .......

Ahhhh GM i am pleased to hear that your vacation has gone so well....... No doubt that the plankton was a Hutt attempt to gain money..... Those overweight slugs have been a problem for some time.......

Perhaps a bombing of their planet is in order...... Though at this tiome our forces are stretched......

Now GM i think it's time you came back from vacation.......

[Palin Jax]

{Jax looks up into the glossy black depths of *vader* dark red eye covers} Jax to *vader* ; This too, a reward... I will not rest until all of the insurrectionist swine have paid for every precious drop of blood spilled by the loyal denizens of the Empire! Though I will grant the chance to recant, and join the ranks of our glorious Empire, it will be in the full knowledge of the mercy you have spared me by, and they too shall work "harder" to end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the Galaxy! And now, my Lord... I wish to grant you a gift... One I feared might have fallen into the hands of the advicaries... I present to you... the TIE SHARD {TIE/advr, Stealth Hyper Advanced Reflec Drive}) (still working on it, as I need a few more parts, mainly technic, but a modified TIE Advance coated in reflec, with my TIE RUMOR sphere!) It shall serve you well... of that I am sure.

Commander Jax to General Windu: In light of the circumstances... I do believe we have a prisoner left to interrogate. Shall we proceed to Bakaru, Sir?

(Mace, TK, I gotta go to work... you know, a bills thing... a toll is a toll and a roll is a roll... So if you and TK would like, just play me as a bit of a good cop guy...)

Edited April 10, 2008 by Palin Jax

[The Kid]

[aboard the Extinguisher]

Silence, Rebel. We are almost at Bakura. There is no 'Death Star'. There never has been, and there never will be.

Ah, at last...

[exits hyperspace]

We have arrived... Captain! Arrange transport! I shall escort the prisoner down to the planet myself...

Right away, Admiral. There's a Landing Craft in Hangar 18.

TK

[casewindu]

General Casewindu to Commander Jax:

Commander, you will be brought with my fleet to Bakura,where the admiral has just arrived with the rebel. I wouldnt have liked to see you get killed, your an amazingly hard working member of the empire! *wink*

[Scouty]

So, what are we going to do here at 'Bakura'? Interogate me some more?

I thought interogations were over. Maybe some negotiations are in order?

[Vader]

Lord *vader* to Commander Jax.......

Hmmmm..... I find your new ship very interesting....... One of these ships needs to be built and tested asap........ See to it Commander.......

Lord *vader* to General Casewindu........

Once you get back to Bakura, i wish you to report on the Admirals current mental state........

I cannot afford to have him spiral downward any further.......

*vader*

[Palin Jax]

{General Windu and Commander Jax arrive at the interrogation facilities on Bakaru.}

Commander Jax to General Windu: Sir... We must establish contact with the Admiral... There could be Rebel forces enroute...

Holonet Imperial News Broadcast:

And, in other news, Report of dissidents protesting recent findings of "wookie" byproducts in Yub Yub Burgers food chains across the Galaxy. Imperial Citizens, outrages at the gross animal cruelty, began taking to the main thoroughfares and began protesting! Squadrons of Stormtroopers where dispatched from many permanent garrisons to... relax the concerns of the outraged denizens. A spokesman from Yub Yub Corporation had this to say.

"We here at Yub Yub, take great concern in assuring only the finest animal meat products go into our detest... I mean delectable burgers. Many people equate "wookie" rights into the whole equation... but are sadly confused. Sure, Wookies make good slaves and even wonderful pets, but we all have seen what a angry wookie is capable of. We assure the masses that we take great pride in our animal breeding facilities, treating each wookies as if it might even posses a mind of it's own. And just look at the lovely fur rug you are standing on! Why, doesn't it scream animal lover!"

Many taken aback, would be activist have now sided with Yub Yub INC, and have expressed there thanks as to the care, large pens, and wonderful pet food given to the breeding wookies! So.. Yub Yub on! Father Papaltine loves a Yub Yub... Yub, Yub... The red meat with a growl... Yub Yub... It's whats for dinner!

(Now... that is a cause worth fight for...)

[Inertia]

Sgt. Inertia to General CaseWindu:

Sir, I'm flying escort position in a RUMOR, I'll set up as a sentry on the outskirts of the orbital posts, sir.

*Yub yub jingle is playing through comm unit*

Oh... fierfek, shut it up Corporal!

Corporal: Yes Sergeant! sorry!