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A Haiku:

September the first

MZGU struck General Discuss

Spam, buried my thread

MZGU sold fake degrees

Mandarian speakers seeking

A Lego lesson

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Why don't you have the SPAM, eggs, sausage and SPAM? It doesn't have much SPAM in it.

It may not be poetry, but it is a classic.

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Original:

Use the free trail pack of the14 days of the Nitro mxs progression, we should be recently the need on the tap the site above to the underneath on be can occupied on to be their official site to be search for on the treatment.

New:

Nitro mxs progression has a free 14day trail pack

Click on our link so your comp we can hack

Tap the site above to the underneath

Be occupied on our site to search for the treat

Edited by VaderFan2187

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@VaderFan2187, just quoting a spam doesn't really count. Spam Poetry is when you, the community member, write a poem that is about/was inspired by the spam.

For example, a Haiku:

Broken body parts
This spam says but all I see
Is broken English.

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36 minutes ago, rodiziorobs said:

@VaderFan2187, just quoting a spam doesn't really count. Spam Poetry is when you, the community member, write a poem that is about/was inspired by the spam.

For example, a Haiku:

Broken body parts
This spam says but all I see
Is broken English.

Oops, ok. I'll try to change it.

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Like a gem in the nile a rare aspect are now able to assist us and the effects of skin-aging struggle. The antiaging complex that works includes caviar. You could possibly be wondering exactly what do caviar skin cream may do for you personally? Pantothen Much like many states, the inquiries that can come " may my skin handle the powerful vibrant regeneration and healing process?" Then you will find those who assume, "Basically quit applying these fantastic beauty skin care products, May electricity and each of the good, superior vitamins for the cells disappear from my skin?

 

The skin-aging struggle, like a gem in the Nile,

raises inquiries that can come.

The effects of skin-aging are so vile,

the antiaging complex is not undone.

It is not better than using camomille,

that stupid caviar creme.

So read this fantastic spam poetry while

your cells disappear from your skin.

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HEY. Listen to me, punk. I had a huge collection of bluecoats under my bed with a custom navy the other day. It was like 3000 of them. And today, I look under there and bam there's NO ON THERE. Kid. U little shifty eyed syrup guzzeler. I KNOW U STOLE MY LEGO FIGURES. GIVE THEM BACK!!!!!!!!'

Was there a black hole under his bed

This post really was a puzzler

Were they just in his head

But I found out someone was a syrup guzzler

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5 hours ago, SodorBricks said:

HEY. Listen to me, punk. I had a huge collection of bluecoats under my bed with a custom navy the other day. It was like 3000 of them. And today, I look under there and bam there's NO ON THERE. Kid. U little shifty eyed syrup guzzeler. I KNOW U STOLE MY LEGO FIGURES. GIVE THEM BACK!!!!!!!!'

What the hell??? :snicker:

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9 hours ago, SodorBricks said:

HEY. Listen to me, punk. I had a huge collection of bluecoats under my bed with a custom navy the other day. It was like 3000 of them. And today, I look under there and bam there's NO ON THERE. Kid. U little shifty eyed syrup guzzeler. I KNOW U STOLE MY LEGO FIGURES. GIVE THEM BACK!!!!!!!!'

Hot Rod God trod on Itaria's army

Hardly worthy of praise, but we cannot glaze

Over the fact that it was the best post I have seen in all of my days

Stolen Lego figures figure to be very hard to find

But count me as "not surprised" if a fairy was in his mind

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Cheap Kitchen Units For Sale Midlands Go to c/h/e/a/p/k/i/t/c/h/e/n/s/./u/k/./c/o/m/

Haiku:

Cheap kitchen units

For Sale Midlands, now go to

[Too Many Slashes]

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On 2/13/2016 at 3:32 PM, Umbra-Manis said:

Earlier this week i reported a post offering fake passports, drivers licenses and the like for 50 countries. It was pretty wacky.

I know I'm quoting from over a year ago, but it's interesting that what I presume is the same one was posted again. I'll put it in a spoiler as a) it's in Spanish and b) it's 100+ lines long:

Spoiler

Bachillerato, IELTS,TOEFL ,DNI,Carnet de cond en venta

   pasaporte,SSN,Carnet de conducir en venta

Tenemos años de experiencia en la producción original de quaulity verdaderos / falsos pasaportes,

   identificaciones, licencias de conducir y muchos otros documentos de identidad, realmente barato para países

   como, Suiza, Reino Unido, Estados Unidos, España, Suecia, Australia, Austria, Canadá, Chile, Dinamarca, Ecuador,

   Finlandia, Francia, Alemania, Israel, Nueva Zelanda, Sudáfrica, etc
   Los pasaportes con chip para los siguientes países están también disponibles para: Australia, Austria, Finlandia,

   Alemania, Malasia, Países Bajos, Suecia, Suiza, Tailandia, Reino Unido, Estados Unidos, etc
   También podemos producir documentos tales como permiso de trabajo, para el Reino Unido, EE.UU., Italia sólo

   para nombrar unos pocos.
   Puede contactar directamente con nosotros para obtener la información adicional y realizar el pedido a través de

   la dirección de abajo ..

*ADDRESSES AND LINKS REMOVED*

   -----------------------------
   Palabras clave:

   Compre;
   falso canadiense (Canada) pasaportes,
   falsos USA (Estados Unidos) pasaportes,
   falsos pasaportes australianos,
   pasaportes falsos Bélgica,
   falsos Brasil (Brasil) pasaportes,
   falsos finlandesas (Finlandia) pasaportes,
   falsas francesas (Francia) pasaportes,
   falsos alemanes (Alemania) pasaportes,
   pasaportes falsos de Israel,
   falso UK (Reino Unido) pasaportes,
   falsos españoles (España) pasaportes,
   falsos mexicanos (México) pasaportes,
   falsos pasaportes sudafricanos.
   licencias de conducir falsas australianos,
   licencias de conducir falsas canadienses,
   falso francés (Francia) las licencias de conducir,
   falso alemán (Alemania) los permisos de conducción,
   falso UK (Reino Unido) el permiso de conducción,
   falsos pasaportes diplomáticos,
   falsos USA (Estados Unidos) pasaportes,
   falsos pasaportes australianos,
   pasaportes falsos Bélgica,
   falsos Brasil (Brasil) pasaportes,
   falso canadiense (Canada) pasaportes,
   falsos finlandesas (Finlandia) pasaportes,
   falsas francesas (Francia) pasaportes,
   falsos alemanes (Alemania) pasaportes,
   falso holandés (Países Bajos / Holanda), pasaportes,
   pasaportes falsos de Israel,
   falso UK (Reino Unido) pasaportes,
   falsos españoles (España) pasaportes,
   falsos mexicanos (México) pasaportes,
   falsos pasaportes sudafricanos.
   licencias de conducir falsas australianos,
   licencias de conducir falsas canadienses,
   falso francés (Francia) las licencias de conducir,
   falso holandés (Países Bajos / Holanda), permisos de conducción,
   falso alemán (Alemania) los permisos de conducción,
   falso UK (Reino Unido) el permiso de conducción,
   falsos pasaportes diplomáticos,
   falsa EE.UU. (Estados Unidos) pasaportes para la venta,
   falsos pasaportes australianos para la venta,
   pasaportes falsos de Bélgica para vender,
   falsos Brasil (Brasil) pasaportes para la venta,
   pasaportes falsos de Israel para la venta,
   falso UK (Reino Unido) pasaportes para la venta,
   falsos pasaportes sudafricanos para la venta,
   falsas licencias de conducir en Australia para la venta,
   pasaporte falso de Afganistán
   pasaporte falso de Australia
   pasaporte falso de Austria
   pasaporte falso de Azerbaiyán
   pasaporte falso de Bahamas
   pasaporte falso de Bahrein
   pasaporte falso de Bangladesh
   pasaporte falso de Barbados
   pasaporte falso de Belarús
   pasaporte falso de Bélgica
   pasaporte falso de Brasil
   pasaporte falso de Brunei
   pasaporte falso de Camerún
   pasaporte falso de Canadá
   pasaporte falso de Cabo Verde
   pasaporte falso de la Rep Centroafricana
   pasaporte falso de Chile
   pasaporte falso de China
   pasaporte falso de Colombia
   pasaporte falso de Costa Rica
   pasaporte falso de Croacia
   pasaporte falso de Cuba
   pasaporte falso de Dominica
   pasaporte falso de la República Dominicana
   pasaporte falso de Timor Oriental
   pasaporte falso de Ecuador
   pasaporte falso de Egipto
   pasaporte falso de El Salvador
   pasaporte falso de Guinea Ecuatorial
   pasaporte falso de Eritrea
   pasaporte falso de Estonia
   pasaporte falso de Etiopía
   pasaporte falso de Fiji
   pasaporte falso de Finlandia
   pasaporte falso de Francia
   pasaporte falso de Georgia
   pasaporte falso de Alemania
   pasaporte falso de Grecia
   pasaporte falso de Granada
   pasaporte falso de Guatemala
   pasaporte falso de Honduras
   pasaporte falso de Hungría
   pasaporte falso de Islandia
   pasaporte falso de la India
   pasaporte falso de Indonesia
   pasaporte falso de Irán
   pasaporte falso de Irak
   pasaporte falso de la República de Irlanda {}
   pasaporte falso de Israel

Comprar una licencia de taxi,dni, certificado toefl,ielts *MORE CONTACT INFORMATION REMOVED*

Comprar permiso de trabajo, permiso de conducir, DNI, certificado de Inglés (IELTS)

I'm not really one for literacy, but I wanted a go at writing this into poetry; so here’s a simple Haiku.

Fake passports for sale
Or any false licences
If you read Spanish.

I like this art form! Anyone else want a go? I’m sure you’ll all do better than I did.

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There once was a spammer selling cream,

Although all is not what it seems.

I use some expecting hormonal growth,

but instead I find hair in between.

That's the best I could come up with.

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I find most spam these days is pretty mundane, fairly similar and just tiresome. Occasionally, however, I get to report a genuine, written, longer piece, that really makes me smile. Today's was mainly in capitals, and advertising the sale of "HIGH QUALITY UNDETECTABLE COUNTERFEIT BANKNOTES". Again, as its 70 lined long, I've spoilered it.

Spoiler

We Have Available High Quality Undetectable Counterfeit Banknotes For Sale
HIGH QUALITY UNDETECTABLE COUNTERFEIT BANKNOTES FOR SALE
BUY SUPER HIGH QUALITY FAKE MONEY ONLINE GBP, DOLLAR, EUROS
BUY 100% UNDETECTABLE COUNTERFEIT MONEY £,$,€
We have high quality bank notes for sale that passes through UV & pen test no problem.
The notes work practically everywhere. Betting shops, corner shops. I have tried Notes in different places.
All notes can be sent out next day delivery upon request.
If not they are sent out 1st class 2-3 days. We only deal with £20 notes as the new £10 notes are out.
To place an order please send your name & address through email to.
Our banknotes are printed on 80% cotton 20% cellulose paper which differs substantially from normal paper. By using a special printing technique, several picture elements on the front of the banknote are identifiable by touch. The guidelines on detecting counterfeit currency give a comparison of genuine and falsified security features.
– Our bills/notes bypass everything, counterfeit pens and machines.
– Can be used in banks but can be used elsewhere same like normal money
– We have the best HOLOGRAMS AND DUPLICATING MACHINES
– UV: YES
EUR – Euro
USD – US Dollar
DNR – DINAR
GBP – British Pound
INR – Indian Rupee
AUD – Australian Dollar
CAD – Canadian Dollar
AED – Emirati Dirham
ZAR – Rand
CHF – Swiss Franc
CNY – Chinese Yuan Renminbi
MYR – Malaysian Ringgit
THB – Thai Baht
NZD – New Zealand Dollar
SAR – Saudi Arabian Riyal
QAR – Qatari Riyal 

We are Professional IT technicians and we produce SUPER UNDETECTED COUNTERFEIT MONEY for all currencies. Our notes are industrially and professional produced. We use quality foil paper elements.20% of cellulose and 80% of cotton paper. Our bills have the Infrared Detection which makes our bills to bypass the UV machines, Pen test and even eye detection buy counterfeit experts.
Our notes are AAA+ grade Quality. We also sell and provide money cleaning services and solutions. We sell AAA+ SSD Black Money Solution
-Holograms and Holographic Strips
-Micro-Lettering
-Metallic Ink and Thread
-Watermarks
-IR Detection
-Ultra-violet features
-See through Features
-Different serial numbers
These features make our bills to be 100% undetected, 100% safe and secure to use in any of these areas: BANKS, CASINO, ATM, MONEY CHANGERS,
STORES. They are 100% Undetected.
Build trust in yourself when contacting me and don’t tell me about your past experience when you were ripped off. I believe that anybody who has even been ripped off because of counterfeit money buying went in for small amounts. We give you tracking number.
-Face to face Cash on Delivery will be schedule. Some people will want me to send my agents to them so that they can buy directly but for me to send out my agents. There must be a minimum order you want to buy. 100,000 fake counterfeit notes for 15000 when it comes to face to face buying.
– Email me or send me a massage on WhatsApp with your location and the currency you need.

With over a billion of our products circulating around the world. We offer only original high-quality counterfeit currency NOTES. We ship worldwide.
We also print and sell Grade a banknotes of over 52 currencies in the world. Here is your chance to be a millionaire. Our money is perfectly reproduced, Indistinguishable to the eye and to the touch. We are sending in various sizes, packed and hidden. All our notes carries all the
holograms and water marks and passes the light detector test. We will deliver the money directly to your home without the interference of customs. We have a huge quantity ready in stock, THANK YOU FOR TAKING YOUR TIME TO GO TROUGH MY MASSAGE, I AWAITS YOUR URGENT RESPONSE ANYTIME SOON.

I tried to rhyme my poem this time, and here's what I got.

Fake banknotes were boasted
For banks, shops and betters
It's a shame it was posted
In capital letters.

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