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Well that's obvious, you're suggesting we literally give everything to the guy most people seem to think is scum.

Atramor turns away from the doomed guards, looking to the King. He sheaths the Pheles Rod, pulling out the vicious Tiger Claws, tearing into the rotting corpse twice....twice from the front row.

My battle style should be Chaotic now. Atramor grumbled as the giant spider cried him a river of sand. He swallowed an Elixir, giving him the strength to escape, and swung again at Babool from the back row.

Once you're all done healing yourselves I'll autoroll some rounds. Unless you land a special damage on the wyvern again. Round Thirteen of Cart Ambush Filler Battle Thing Alexis vs. Roc (Fan) - Masochism (33 damage) >Thormanil uses Remedy on Guts >Dyric vs. Wyvern (Requiem) - Special Damage Lethal Aim (20 damage) >Guts uses Grand Potion on Haldor >Alexandre uses Remedy on himself Haldor heals himself (Dualis) - No Heal (No effect) Thormanil, Alexis, and Haldor poisoned by 5 The party works hurried to keep itself alive. Only Alexis and Dyric can keep the avians at bay. The cart continues to careen down the path. Enemies Greater Wyvern *Immune to sudden death and all negative effects* Level 76 Flying Ancient Health: 50/1505 Special: Sulfur Inferno - The Greater Wyvern spews toxic flames overhead, dealing 33 fire-elemental damage ignoring row and the poisoned by-5 to the entire party. Drops: Nothing Roc *Immune to sudden death* *Sealed, 2 rounds* Level 33 Flying/Rock Health: 2059/2059 Special: Heavenly Flight – The Roc flies out of reach, avoiding all damage for the remainder of the round, and returns with 500 health restored and all negative effects removed from it. Drops: Nothing Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29 Power Bonus: +4 Health: 15/43 Defense: 4 Gold: 40 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), 3x Ambrosia 8x Mead, 6x Smelling Salts, 6x Nostrum, 23x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 14x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 3 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Dragon Scale (Grants the user lucky and blessed), Mulled Wine, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Poisoned By 5* Level 31.5 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 34/54 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts(1), Nostrum (1), Deadly Venom(2), Remedy(4), Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine(2) Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned, Fragile, and Blinded* *Poisoned By 5* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 29.66 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 7 Health: 22/48 Ether: 38/38 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3) (x2), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men) Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone. Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Poisoned By 5* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 18/68 Gold: 524 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, 2 Remedies, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, 2x Grand Potion, 3 Nostrums, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 10 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Dragonfire Stew (Gives the consumer the encouraged and inspired effects for the duration of one battle), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 Health: 27/42 Gold: 68 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.) Inventory: Potions (5), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x7, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 4x, Nostrum 3x, Smelling Salts x1, Grand Potion 3x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, 3 Grating Stones, Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear), x2 Elixirs, Agni Bomb Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Lucky* *Steals 50% more gold* Level 23 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 35/35 Gold: 1539 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 5 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, Smelling Salt Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, Mulled Wine, 3 Cosmic Essences Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

Vote: Derek Polanes (DarthPotato). It's rare that I'm so at ease with a Day One lynch.

I guess not, since you're claiming to be a non-monster Monster.

Like I said, I don't think you knew this at the time.

I know it doesn't make any sense, that's why I'm suggesting you just screwed up. To cover yourself in case we did start sharing our alter egos. To ensure you wouldn't have to lie and risk overlapping someone else's claim, since as you said there are a lower number of possible identities this time around since (most of us) are all monsters. That's why I'm asking if anyone else can back you up on this. Either - You're right, a lot of people are regular since it's random, and we're back at square one. - You're mostly wrong, a few people are regular, but they're part of your scum team attempting to save you. - You're wrong, nobody else is regular, nobody else says a word, and your team's probably just given you up.

I'm more inclined to think a scum just screwed up again. Unless a significant number of other people have non-monster alter egos as well?

That's what it's looking like to me. I don't like it. I've counted roughly twenty likely monster guises across all eleven generations of our kind. Minus four or five for the scum who are supposedly regular people, and there would be plenty of distinctly evil alter egos to go around.

So am I. And I'm still not seeing why you're suggesting that.

My allegiance says Monster, and I am in fact a monster. It's weird of you to suggest otherwise.

Atramor continues his attack.

I gave Porkchop wine once. He was always a little feisty....they're still picking bone fragments out of the ground. It was one hell of a county fair.

Round Twelve of Cart Ambush Filler Battle Thing Alexis vs. Roc (Fan) - Shield: Pleasure House - Hush (Roc sealed, +2 gold) >Thormanil uses Phoenix Essence on Dyric >Dyric vs. Wyvern (Requiem) - Damage Lethal Aim (20 damage) >Guts vs. Roc (Lifestealer) - Damage (33/2 - 4 = 13 damage) >Alexandre vs. Wyvern (Blademaster) - Hide (Alexandre hides) Haldor heals himself (Dualis) - No Heal (No effect) All heroes poisoned by 5 Alexis manage to ground the roc, keeping him confined to the back of the cart as the party struggles against it and the wyvern. Enemies Greater Wyvern *Immune to sudden death and all negative effects* Level 76 Flying Ancient Health: 70/1505 Special: Sulfur Inferno - The Greater Wyvern spews toxic flames overhead, dealing 33 fire-elemental damage ignoring row and the poisoned by-5 to the entire party. Drops: Nothing Roc *Immune to sudden death* *Sealed, 3 rounds* Level 33 Flying/Rock Health: 2059/2059 Special: Heavenly Flight – The Roc flies out of reach, avoiding all damage for the remainder of the round, and returns with 500 health restored and all negative effects removed from it. Drops: Nothing Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Poisoned By 5* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29 Power Bonus: +4 Health: 15/43 Defense: 4 Gold: 40 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), 3x Ambrosia 8x Mead, 6x Smelling Salts, 6x Nostrum, 24x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 14x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 3 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Dragon Scale (Grants the user lucky and blessed), Mulled Wine, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Poisoned By 5* Level 31.5 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 39/54 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts(1), Nostrum (1), Deadly Venom(2), Remedy(5), Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine(2) Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned, Fragile, and Blinded* *Poisoned By 5* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 29.66 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 7 Health: 2/48 Ether: 38/38 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3) (x2), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men) Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone. Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Poisoned By 5* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 53/68 Gold: 524 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, 2 Remedies, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, 2x Grand Potion, 3 Nostrums, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 10 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Dragonfire Stew (Gives the consumer the encouraged and inspired effects for the duration of one battle), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned* *Poisoned By 5* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 Health: 27/42 Gold: 68 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.) Inventory: Potions (5), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x7, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 4x, Nostrum 3x, Smelling Salts x1, Grand Potion 3x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, Remedy, 3 Grating Stones, Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear), x2 Elixirs, Agni Bomb Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Lucky* *Steals 50% more gold* *KO'D* Level 23 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 35/35 Gold: 1539 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 5 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, Smelling Salt Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, Mulled Wine, 3 Cosmic Essences Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

I should deal x2 damage to Babool, the Pheles Rod is both light and darkness-elemental. Atramor strikes Babool once from the front row, and then again from the back.

To prevent people like you being upset that a 'significant' part of the story has been completely cut out? Again? I'm kind of disappointed in his smaller role too, but he fits into the whole Dol Guldur narrative PJ is deciding to tell a lot better this way.

Then the Lord of the Rings is at least three times as long as the Hobbit. My point is that more stuff had to be cut out of LotR than the Hobbit to fit in the movies. That's why we have Beorn and not Bombadil, like Deathleech said.

Lord of the Rings is three books, The Hobbit is one book, but they're both getting three movies.

I don't consider who gives the hobbits their weapons a central plot point is all. Out of everything PJ had to cut to make the FotR fit into movie form, I thought Tom Bombadil was the most reasonable removal. I'll give you that Merry used his sword in the book (interestingly that was changed in the movie, perhaps for this reason?) but I don't consider four hobbits vs. five unkillable Ringwraiths a fight. Just checked my copy of the book and Frodo's sword breaks because "all blades perish that pierce that dreadful King"....despite the fact he was using his Barrow-blade.

How's Sugar Cube supposed to do that?

Round Eleven of Cart Ambush Filler Battle Thing Alexis vs. Roc (Fan) - Special Damage: Heavenly Flight (Roc flies off) >Dyric vs. Wyvern (Requiem) - Special Damage Damage (76/2 - 3 = 35 damage, Dyric KO'd) Thormanil vs. Roc Wyvern (Dragonsbane) - Dragon Aid (31 damage) >Guts vs. Roc Wyvern (Lifestealer) - Steal (No effect) >Alexandre vs. Wyvern (Blademaster) - Hit (34/2 = 17 damage, +1 gold) Haldor vs. Roc Wyvern (Dualis) - Damage (76/2 - 7 = 31 damage) All heroes poisoned by 5 The roc again flies away. The wyvern swoops down on the cart, sending Haldor and Dyric to the floor. Arx and Alexandre continue to fight back. Enemies Greater Wyvern *Immune to sudden death and all negative effects* Level 76 Flying Ancient Health: 90/1505 Special: Sulfur Inferno - The Greater Wyvern spews toxic flames overhead, dealing 33 fire-elemental damage ignoring row and the poisoned by-5 to the entire party. Drops: Nothing Roc *Immune to sudden death* Level 33 Flying/Rock Health: 2059/2059 Special: Heavenly Flight – The Roc flies out of reach, avoiding all damage for the remainder of the round, and returns with 500 health restored and all negative effects removed from it. Drops: Nothing Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Poisoned By 5* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29 Power Bonus: +4 Health: 33/43 Defense: 4 Gold: 40 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), 3x Ambrosia 8x Mead, 6x Smelling Salts, 6x Nostrum, 24x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 14x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 3 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Dragon Scale (Grants the user lucky and blessed), Mulled Wine, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Poisoned By 5* Level 31.5 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 44/54 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts(1), Nostrum (1), Deadly Venom(2), Phoenix Essence, Remedy(5), Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine(2) Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned, Fragile, and Blinded* *Poisoned By 5* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 29.66 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 7 Health: 7/48 Ether: 38/38 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3) (x2), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men) Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone. Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Poisoned By 5* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 58/68 Gold: 522 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, 2 Remedies, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, 2x Grand Potion, 3 Nostrums, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 10 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Dragonfire Stew (Gives the consumer the encouraged and inspired effects for the duration of one battle), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned* *Poisoned By 5* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 Health: 32/42 Gold: 68 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.) Inventory: Potions (5), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x7, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 4x, Nostrum 3x, Smelling Salts x1, Grand Potion 3x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, Remedy, 3 Grating Stones, Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear), x2 Elixirs, Agni Bomb Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Lucky* *Steals 50% more gold* *KO'D* Level 23 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 0/35 Gold: 1539 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 5 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, Smelling Salt Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, Mulled Wine, 3 Cosmic Essences Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

Heads, heads, heads. I love the quaint sound of a skull being crushed under a hoof as much as the next person, but it's just too messy to do more than two or three times a day.

"I'd like to keep it that way." Atramor continues his attack.

...Or I guess I won't. Round Ten of Cart Ambush Filler Battle Thing Alexis vs. Roc (Fan) - Special Damage: Heavenly Flight (Roc flies off, +500 health) >Dyric vs. Wyvern (Requiem) - Special Damage Lethal Hit (43 damage) Thormanil vs. Roc Wyvern (Dragonsbane) - Dragon Aid (31 damage) >Guts vs. Roc Wyvern (Lifestealer) - Hit (65/2 = 33 damage) >Guts vs. Roc Wyvern (Lifestealer) - Special Damage: Sulfur Inferno (33 fire damage to everyone, everyone poisoned by 5) Alexandre vs. Roc Wyvern (Blademaster) - Shield: Arrogant Prick (64 damage, +1 gold) Haldor vs. Roc Wyvern (Dualis) - Shield: Blood Ritual (133 damage, allies fully healed) All heroes poisoned by 5 The roc flies away to restore itself to full health, forcing the party's attention to the wyvern. Most of the party deals some vicious hits - the beast spews toxic flames all over them, and while they suffer from the dangerous fumes, Haldor tears the blood from the monster in order to heal his allies' burns, leaving it very near to death. Enemies Greater Wyvern *Immune to sudden death and all negative effects* Level 76 Flying Ancient Health: 138/1505 Special: Sulfur Inferno - The Greater Wyvern spews toxic flames overhead, dealing 33 fire-elemental damage ignoring row and the poisoned by-5 to the entire party. Drops: Nothing Roc *Immune to sudden death* Level 33 Flying/Rock Health: 2059/2059 Special: Heavenly Flight – The Roc flies out of reach, avoiding all damage for the remainder of the round, and returns with 500 health restored and all negative effects removed from it. Drops: Nothing Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Poisoned By 5* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29 Power Bonus: +4 Health: 38/43 Defense: 4 Gold: 40 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), 3x Ambrosia 8x Mead, 6x Smelling Salts, 6x Nostrum, 24x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 14x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 3 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Dragon Scale (Grants the user lucky and blessed), Mulled Wine, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Poisoned By 5* Level 31.5 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 49/54 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts(1), Nostrum (1), Deadly Venom(2), Phoenix Essence, Remedy(5), Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine(2) Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned, Fragile, and Blinded* *Poisoned By 5* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 29.66 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 7 Health: 43/48 Ether: 38/38 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3) (x2), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men) Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone. Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Poisoned By 5* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 63/68 Gold: 522 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, 2 Remedies, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, 2x Grand Potion, 3 Nostrums, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 10 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Dragonfire Stew (Gives the consumer the encouraged and inspired effects for the duration of one battle), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned* *Poisoned By 5* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 Health: 37/42 Gold: 68 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.) Inventory: Potions (5), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x7, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 4x, Nostrum 3x, Smelling Salts x1, Grand Potion 3x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, Remedy, 3 Grating Stones, Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear), x2 Elixirs, Agni Bomb Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Lucky* *Steals 50% more gold* *Poisoned By 5* Level 23 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 30/35 Gold: 1539 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 5 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, Smelling Salt Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, Mulled Wine, 3 Cosmic Essences Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.