CMP

"Guards, prisoners, ships...what don't you guys lose these days? Alright, so we're s'ppost to trust the greasy guy in a top hat who don't speak common and lives in a warehouse to safely teleport us hundreds of miles away onto a small island? Couldn't you have found us a less dangerous route? A rowboat sailed by the Wolfgang? Maybe we could ride a dragon?"

"I'll take a wild guess and assume it's for gettin' us to Strivvi." Atramor shook his head in disappointment. "Magic portals, pentagrams...don't anyone just use ships anymore?"

Round Eight of Aj-Kahr Attack >Alexandre vs. Dyruultar A - Shield: Arrogant Prick (64 x 2/2 = 64 damage, Dyruultar A poisoned by 10, Potion stolen, +1 gold) >Alexandre vs. Dyruultar B - Special Damage Hit (34 x 2/2 = 34 damage, Dyruultar B poisoned by 10, +1 gold) >Dyric vs. Gor - Lethal Hit Lethal Hit (43 x 2 x 2 - 30 = 142 damage) >Haldor heals Olmstyr - No Heal Heal Less (30 health restored, -1 ether) Guts vs. Travoush - Steal Hit (63 x 2 x 2 = 252 damage, Travoush KO'd) >Guts vs. Gor - Damage Extra Critical Hit (127 x 2 x 2/2 - 30 = 224 damage) >Haldor vs. Dyruultar A - Extra Critical Hit (73 x 2/2 - 10 = 63 x 2 = 126 damage) >Olmstyr vs. Travoush Durmdyraz - Deflected Damage Hit (49 x 2 = 98 damage) Thormanil vs. Travoush Durmdyraz - Damage High Assault (Thormanil in the air) Thormanil high assaults Durmdyraz (88 damage) >Dyric vs. Travoush Durmdyraz - Special Damage Lethal Critical Hit (63 x 2 x 2 = 252 damage) >Alexis vs. Dyruultar A - Masochism (100/2 = 50 damage, Alexis already encouraged) >Alexis vs. Dyruultar A - Kiss and Make Up (79 x 2 x 2/2 - 10 = 148 damage, Dyruultar A enamored with Alexis) Dyruultar B vs. Alexandre - (100/2 - 28 = 22 damage) Dyruultar B poisoned by 31 - (31 damage) Dyruultar A poisoned by 31 - (31 damage) Durmdyraz bleeding - (5 damage) Advanced Tactics - (Dyruultar A reinforced) Guts slashes across Travoush's chest, sending the orc spiraling into the ground. Alexandre, Alexis, and Haldor continue to trash the Dyruultaro as Olmstyr, Dyric, and Thormanil (and Arx) take on Durmdyraz. The second also sends an arrow Gor's way, which Guts supplements with a vicious stab. The enemies would surely fall soon. Eastern Flank General Gor the Fevered *Immune to instant kill and all negative effects* Level 90 Humanoid Health: 1176/2250 Defense: 30 Special: The Fevered – Gor flies into a bloody fury, dealing 50 damage to each party member, ignoring defense. Each party member receives one of the fragile, weakened, afraid, enraged or stunned-effects. Passive Special: Advanced Tactics – At the end of each round, Gor will grant a random ally in his party a random positive effect. If Gor has no allies, he will instead call another Dyruultar and Dyraztir to battle. Drops: 3 Grating Stones Aj-Kahr Dyruultar A *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Inspired* *Lucky* *Poisoned by 31* *Sealed, 1 round* *Encouraged* *Reinforced* *Enamored with Alexis, 3 rounds* Level 50 100 Humanoid Health: 1015/2070 Defense: 10 20 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Nothing Aj-Kahr Dyruultar B *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Poisoned by 31* *Transcended* *Sealed, 1 round* Level 50 100 Humanoid Health: 615/1035 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Nothing Western Flank Durmdyraz the Impaler *Immune to blinded and instant kill* *Bleeding* Level 80 Dark Humanoid Health: 188/1380 Special: Skewer – Durmdyraz impales the hero and the next two heroes in the battle order. Each one takes darkness damage equal to their own level, added to the damage the previous hero took. Drops: Shishkebab (WP: 16, darkness-elemental, lance, dual-strike) Note: Durmdyraz is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Blessed* *Inspired* *Instant Kills* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29.33 Power Bonus: +2 Health: 43/43 86/86 Defense: 4 Gold: 665 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), Ambrosia 7x Mead, 5x Smelling Salts, 4x Nostrum, 22x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 10x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 2 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence, Agni Bomb, Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear) Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Enraged* Level 32.25 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 55/55 110/110 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom(2), Remedy, Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine, Elixir Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned and Blinded* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Afraid* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 30 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 2 Health: 51/51 Ether: 37/41 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Shamanic Plate (Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2; Blood Ritual does double damage to the target; suitable to shamans only; bodywear) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility), Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone, Elixir Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Afraid* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39.75 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 68/68 86/136 Gold: 544 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Remedy, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, Grand Potion, Nostrum, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 9 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned, Slowed, and Bound* *Reinforced* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Deals Poisoned-By-10* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 28 Health: 20/42 Gold: 75 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.), Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear) Inventory: Potions (7), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x6, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 3x, Nostrum 2x, Smelling Salts, Grand Potion 2x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, 3 Grating Stones, Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle) Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Steals 50% more gold* Level 23.33 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 35/35 70/70 Gold: 1584 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 4 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, Nostrum, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, 2 Smelling Salts, Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, 3 Cosmic Essences, Mulled Wine, Soma Olmstyr (NPC, uncontrollable/takes suggestions) *Lucky* 33 years old male orc Warden Level 28 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 35/45 Gold: 0 Equipment: Serstyr (WP: 21, light-elemental, longsword), Traveller’s Cloak (SP: 1, backwear), Orc-Made Chainmail (Suitable for Olmstyr, SP: 9, half damage from humans, bodywear) Inventory: Grand Potion, Elixir Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order. "We have out-right at-tacked them once. We would glad-ly keep to our-selves, but it is not e-nough for the fat kings that i-so-late us from the whole world. Your en-tire sug-gest-tion hin-ges on the orcs trust-ting the kings. E-ven if Gor were to hu-mor the i-dea, does the hum-man real-ly think ev-ery-one in Bal-tar-rok would as well? E-ven if we were not be-trayed by the kings, man-ny orcs would not stand for such long-held foes that con-tin-nue to hold so man-ny green-skins slaves be-ing treat-ted as nei-ghbors. This would on-ly de-lay the in-ev-it-table. In the eyes of the clan lead-ders....this bridge will de-cide the fut-ture of all of Bal-tar-rok. Few of them be-lieve any peace bet-tween our kinds would last, if form-med at all. Peace with the kings is an un-cer-tain fu-ture."

"You and Skrall are the usually the voices of reason here. That, and based on last time in Strivvi, I'm assumin' there are gonna be orcs we'll have to deal with..." Atramor glanced sideways at Boomingham.

"Aye. Was always good to have a crazy bastard like yourself to stand behind when you're piled on by a horde of monkeys or slavers, Boomin'ham." The regulator scratched his head. "Though I don't think that'll be viable this time 'round." :"Captain Patricia. Cold as a frost giant, as usual." Atramor glanced at the pentagram with almost a look of familiarity before looking around at the party. "Skrall or Ellaria would make a decent party leader, I think."

Just saw it. Really, really enjoyed it.

"True enough, old man'd probably rather be swingin' a sword than readin' a scroll." Atramor tossed the scroll to Ellaria.

I'll assume Haldor repeats again to make up for forgetting to run the round most of yesterday. Also forgot to give Haldor the Provoked effect...which should wear off soon anyway. Round Seven of Aj-Kahr Attack Alexandre vs. Dyruultar A - Special Damage: Tan ir Zar (No effect, Dyruultar A sealed) Alexandre vs. Dyruultar B - Special Damage Critical Hit (44 x 2 = 88 damage, Dyruultar B poisoned by 10) >Olmstyr vs. Kanvyral A - Damage Deflected Damage (No deflect, 12/2 - 10 = 0 damage) >Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Masochism Kiss and Make Up (79 x 2 x 4/2 = 316 damage. Kanvyral A KO'd) >Alexis vs. Kanvyral A War Troll - Hit Kiss and Make Up (79 x 2 x 4/2 - 15 = 301 damage, War Troll enamored with Alexis ew) Thormanil vs. Travoush - Special Damage Hit (44/2 = 22 damage) Thormanil vs. Durmdyraz - Shield Shield: Dragon's Wrath - Petite Breath (64 damage to Durmdyraz and Baz'zat) Guts vs. Kanvyral A War Troll - Extra Critical Hit Extra Critical Hit (127 x 2 x 2 - 15 = 493 damage, War Troll KO'd! Travoush, Durmdyraz, and Baz'zat dismounted) >Guts vs. Baz'zat - Steal Hit (63 x 2 x 2/2 = 126 damage, Baz'zat KO'd) >Guts vs. War Troll Travoush - Special Damage Damage (30/2 - 4 = 11 damage) >Dyric vs. Gor - Damage Shield: Grim Reaper (No effect) >Dyric vs. Baz'zat Durmdyraz - Lethal Hit Shield: Grim Reaper (45 gold stolen) >Haldor vs. Dyruultar A - Hit (49 x 2/2 - 10 = 39 x 2 = 78 damage) >Haldor vs. Dyruultar A - Shield: Blood Ritual (11 x 2 = 22 health drawn from Gor, Dyric restored to full health) Dyruultar B vs. Olmstyr - (100/2 - 10 = 40 damage) Dyruultar B poisoned by 21 - (21 damage) Dyruultar A poisoned by 21 - (21 damage) Durmdyraz and Travoush bleeding - (5 damage) Advanced Tactics - (Dyruultar A encouraged) Alexandre and Haldor hold back the increasingly powerful swordorcs. Alexis, well, does her thing, somehow killing the Kanvyral in the process and weakening the troll just enough for Guts to drive Lifestealer up through its scaly throat. It wavers for a moment, and collapses. Thormanil manages to drive his trident through Travoush yet again, using the poor orc to cushion his landing as Arx flails around with Durmdyraz and Baz'zat some more. The latter feebly attempts to crawl away, but Guts stomps his face into the dirt, ignoring Travoush's vain attempts in revenge for his beloved troll. Dyric's arrows only skim his opponents, but he still manages to pickpocket the troll driver. The western flank is in ruins. The eastern is buffed up, but wavering under a flurry of attacks. The orcs won't hold up much longer. Eastern Flank General Gor the Fevered *Immune to instant kill and all negative effects* Level 90 Humanoid Health: 1542/2250 Defense: 30 Special: The Fevered – Gor flies into a bloody fury, dealing 50 damage to each party member, ignoring defense. Each party member receives one of the fragile, weakened, afraid, enraged or stunned-effects. Passive Special: Advanced Tactics – At the end of each round, Gor will grant a random ally in his party a random positive effect. If Gor has no allies, he will instead call another Dyruultar and Dyraztir to battle. Drops: 3 Grating Stones Aj-Kahr Dyruultar A *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Inspired* *Lucky* *Poisoned by 21* *Sealed, 2 rounds* *Encouraged* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 1384/2070 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Potion Aj-Kahr Dyruultar B *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Poisoned by 21* *Transcended* *Sealed, 2 rounds* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 680/1035 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Nothing Western Flank Travoush *Immune to instant kill* *Bleeding* "ZOOOOOOOLLLLL-!!!" Level 30 Humanoid Health: 183/863 Special: Spur – Travoush spurs on his troll mount, raising its level by 10. Drops: 80 gold Note: Travoush is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Durmdyraz the Impaler *Immune to blinded and instant kill* *Bleeding* Level 80 Dark Humanoid Health: 631/1380 Special: Skewer – Durmdyraz impales the hero and the next two heroes in the battle order. Each one takes darkness damage equal to their own level, added to the damage the previous hero took. Drops: Shishkebab (WP: 16, darkness-elemental, lance, dual-strike) Note: Durmdyraz is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Blessed* *Inspired* *Instant Kills* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29.33 Power Bonus: +2 Health: 43/43 86/86 Defense: 4 Gold: 665 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), Ambrosia 7x Mead, 5x Smelling Salts, 4x Nostrum, 22x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 10x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 2 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence, Agni Bomb, Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear) Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Enraged* Level 32.25 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 55/55 110/110 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom(2), Remedy, Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine, Elixir Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned and Blinded* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Afraid* *Provoked by Dyruultar A, 1 round* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 30 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 2 Health: 51/51 Ether: 38/41 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Shamanic Plate (Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2; Blood Ritual does double damage to the target; suitable to shamans only; bodywear) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility), Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone, Elixir Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Afraid* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39.75 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 68/68 136/136 Gold: 544 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Remedy, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, Grand Potion, Nostrum, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 9 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned, Slowed, and Bound* *Reinforced* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Deals Poisoned-By-10* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 28 Health: 42/42 Gold: 73 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.), Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear) Inventory: Potions (6), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x6, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 3x, Nostrum 2x, Smelling Salts, Grand Potion 2x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, 3 Grating Stones, Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle) Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Steals 50% more gold* Level 23.33 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 35/35 70/70 Gold: 1584 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 4 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, Nostrum, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, 2 Smelling Salts, Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, 3 Cosmic Essences, Mulled Wine, Soma Olmstyr (NPC, uncontrollable/takes suggestions) *Lucky* 33 years old male orc Warden Level 28 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 5/45 Gold: 0 Equipment: Serstyr (WP: 21, light-elemental, longsword), Traveller’s Cloak (SP: 1, backwear), Orc-Made Chainmail (Suitable for Olmstyr, SP: 9, half damage from humans, bodywear) Inventory: Grand Potion, Elixir Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

Vote: Pamela Fettucini (Peanuts). I'm kind of curious to hear about these changing reads and other lynch ideas.

"Ig-no-rant! Do you hum-mans think we en-joy the hate be-tween our kinds? It is some-thing that has ex-is-ted for thou-sands of years! Their last at-tack was on-ly fif-ty years a-go! If they wan-ted peace, they would not pa-trol our wa-ters, turn-ing away all fo-reign ships, they would not im-pri-son us in our own lands, they would not have an ar-my wait-ting on the oth-er side of the riv-ver! We have been strand-ded from the world for three hund-dred years be-cause of them, and you think ask-ing them nice-ly, like nai-ve fools, would e-rase hat-red this old? We live a fra-gile life here. If they de-ci-ded to kill us all right now, they could do it. It would take time, years. But they could, and would, do it. It takes on-ly this bridge to de-stroy us all, and they have giv-ven us no clear sign they want peace. You ex-pect us to leave it stand-ding? This may be our last chance to end this war be-fore it be-gins. At least if this in-spires war, they will have lost their ad-van-tage."

That'll be next year's three-part quest. Saving countries is great, but this time the stakes are even greater: the collective efficiency of rogues.

Heroibition! That'd make an interesting quest.

Which retroactively makes him older as an undead.

Mix one part Nostrum with three parts Mead. Shake until adequately mixed than garnish with sprinkle of Smelling Salts. Add Mulled Wine or Ambrosia to taste. Best drunk immediately before or after battle. Come on Khorne, every Rogue knows that recipe. See, Sorrow knows how it's done.

"You not know the King-doms. Green-skins have dealt with their kind for cen-tur-ries. They will try to de-stroy us. You will see. Per-haps there are o-ther ways to set-tle this, but peace-ful-ly? You are na-ive. If we of-fer them peace, they will seize the chance and slaught-ter us. We can-not appear weak. Not when the fate of us all de-pends on de-lay-ing their at-tack."

"She'll be here soon enough. Last time we went to Strivvi she blew up half a dozen orcs and got to sink a ship, I don't think she'd wanna miss out on a second outin'." Atramor nodded in greeting to Ellaria and Boomingham as they arrived as well. "Good to see you both again too. Even better to see you're both still healers," he added, with a relieved chuckle. He reached into his cloak and pulled out his Scroll of Arc Frailty. "Either of ya' wanna hold onto this thing for as long as we're out here?"

"Ssshtt. Why should I trust a group such as your-selves to keep your word? We lay down our wea-pons and you slay us with-out a sec-cond thought. Mar-ga would have me kil-led if I were to break this fool-lish tra-di-tion. I have the lo-yal-ty of my men, but no rea-son to trust in your pit-ti-ful lit-tle band." Round Six of Aj-Kahr Attack >Alexandre vs. Kanvyral A - Special Damage Critical Hit (44 x 2/2 = 44 damage, +1 gold) >Alexandre vs. Dyruultar B - Special Damage Hide (Alexandre hides) >Olmstyr vs. Kanvyral A - Damage Hit (No effect, Kanvyral immune to light) >Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Special Damage Hit (59 x 2 x 4/2 = 236 damage) >Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Special Damage Shield: Pleasure House - Hush (Eastern enemies sealed, +4 gold) Thormanil vs. Travoush - High Assault Shield: Dragon's Wrath - Petite Breath (64 damage to Travoush and Durmdyraz) Thormanil vs. Durmdyraz - Dragon Aid Hit (44/2 = 22 damage) >Guts uses Remedy on himself Guts vs. Baz'zat - Steal Hit (63 x 2 x 2/2 = 126 damage) Guts vs. War Troll - Special Damage Steal (No effect) >Dyric vs. Gor - Special Damage Damage (90/2 - 3 = 42 damage) >Dyric vs. Baz'zat - Damage Shield: Grim Reaper (120 gold stolen) >Haldor vs. Dyruultar A - Shield: Blood Ritual (42 x 2 = 84 health drawn from Gor, Dyric restored to full health) >Haldor vs. Dyruultar B A - Damage Shield: Blood Ritual (No effect) Dyruultar B vs. Olmstyr - (50/2 - 10 = 15 damage) Dyruultar B poisoned by 11 - (11 damage) Dyruultar A poisoned by 21 - (21 damage) Durmdyraz and Travoush bleeding - (5 damage) Kanvyral A blessed - (+3 health) Advanced Tactics - (Dyruultar B encouraged) The party continues to chip away at their foes. Eastern Flank General Gor the Fevered *Immune to instant kill and all negative effects* Level 90 Humanoid Health: 1564/2250 Defense: 30 Special: The Fevered – Gor flies into a bloody fury, dealing 50 damage to each party member, ignoring defense. Each party member receives one of the fragile, weakened, afraid, enraged or stunned-effects. Passive Special: Advanced Tactics – At the end of each round, Gor will grant a random ally in his party a random positive effect. If Gor has no allies, he will instead call another Dyruultar and Dyraztir to battle. Drops: 3 Grating Stones Aj-Kahr Dyruultar A *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Inspired* *Lucky* *Poisoned by 21* *Sealed, 3 rounds* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 1483/2070 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Potion Aj-Kahr Dyruultar B *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Poisoned by 11* *Transcended* *Sealed, 3 rounds* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 789/1035 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Nothing Aj-Kahr Kanvyral A *Immune to instant kill, sealed, stunned, and poisoned* *Enamored with Alexis, 1 round* *Blessed* Level 20 12 Holy Humanoid Health: 39/978 Ether: 5/5 Special I: Blood Ritual – Hobgoblin Kanrak draws 10 health from all heroes, ignoring row and defense, and heals the enemy with the lowest health equal to the health absorbed times ten, at the cost of 1 ether. Special II: Chant – Hobgoblin Kanrak chants furiously, working her allies into a rage and raising their levels by 3. Used when out of ether. Drops: Grand Tonic Western Flank War Troll *Immune to instant kill, blinded, stunned, fragile, and weakened* Level 100 Mechanic Rock Beast Health: 334/2015 Defense: 15 Special: Trample – The War Troll tramples the hero into the ground, dealing 100 earth elemental damage and petrifying them. Drops: Smelly Hide (Suitable for barbarians and beast warriors, half damage from beasts and humanoids on Damage, bodywear) Travoush *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill* *Bleeding* Level 30 Humanoid Health: 210/863 Special: Spur – Travoush spurs on his troll mount, raising its level by 10. Drops: 80 gold Note: Travoush is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Durmdyraz the Impaler *Mounted* *Immune to blinded and instant kill* *Bleeding* Level 80 Dark Humanoid Health: 700/1380 Special: Skewer – Durmdyraz impales the hero and the next two heroes in the battle order. Each one takes darkness damage equal to their own level, added to the damage the previous hero took. Drops: Shishkebab (WP: 16, darkness-elemental, lance, dual-strike) Note: Durmdyraz is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Baz'zat *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill and poisoned* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 183/966 Special: Bolt Barrage – Baz’zat rains arrows down upon the party, dealing 5 damage ignoring row and defense 6-36 times, dividing hits as equally as possible. Drops: 75 gold Note: Baz'zat is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Blessed* *Inspired* *Instant Kills* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29.33 Power Bonus: +2 Health: 43/43 86/86 Defense: 4 Gold: 665 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), Ambrosia 7x Mead, 5x Smelling Salts, 4x Nostrum, 22x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 10x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 2 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence, Agni Bomb, Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear) Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Enraged* Level 32.25 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 55/55 110/110 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom(2), Remedy, Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine, Elixir Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned and Blinded* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Afraid* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 30 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 2 Health: 51/51 Ether: 38/41 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Shamanic Plate (Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2; Blood Ritual does double damage to the target; suitable to shamans only; bodywear) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility), Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone, Elixir Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Afraid* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39.75 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 68/68 136/136 Gold: 544 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Remedy, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, Grand Potion, Nostrum, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 9 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned, Slowed, and Bound* *Reinforced* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Deals Poisoned-By-10* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 28 Health: 42/42 Gold: 72 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.), Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear) Inventory: Potions (6), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x6, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 3x, Nostrum 2x, Smelling Salts, Grand Potion 2x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, 3 Grating Stones, Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle) Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Steals 50% more gold* Level 23.33 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 35/35 70/70 Gold: 1539 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 4 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, Nostrum, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, 2 Smelling Salts, Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, 3 Cosmic Essences, Mulled Wine, Soma Olmstyr (NPC, uncontrollable/takes suggestions) *Lucky* 33 years old male orc Warden Level 28 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 45/45 Gold: 0 Equipment: Serstyr (WP: 21, light-elemental, longsword), Traveller’s Cloak (SP: 1, backwear), Orc-Made Chainmail (Suitable for Olmstyr, SP: 9, half damage from humans, bodywear) Inventory: Grand Potion, Elixir Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

"That it has. Still feels like yesterday we killed that damn floor, though..." He shrugged, adjusting his hat on top of his helmet. "Aye. It sure as hell ain't light, but when everyone starts tryin' to beat the crap outta me it keeps me alive."

"You are ig-no-rant. The clans could have ex-ist-ted in peace were it not for the King-doms and this bridge. They threat-ten this peace, and so we must fight back."

I forgot to edit the description of the Pheles Rod. It only has a 1/2 chance of activating each round, so I suppose I shouldn't have an aura right now either. Thanks for having us back Scuba. "Aye, I'm here." Atramor scratched his head. "Another warehouse, huh? If there are angry monkeys in there again I'm gonna be pissed."

Atramor finished off one last bottle of rum and stood, stuffing McCafferey back onto his shoulder as he left the Hall. "Finally. Let's get this crap finished."

"Why? Be-cause I think diff-rent-ly than you? If we let this bridge stand it will open an ocean of en-e-mies to our land. We are sav-ving these peo-ple, hum-man fool."

"And your-self, as-sas-sin? You kill for gold. I kill for a cause. If we do not de-stroy this bridge, the King-doms will have the up-per hand when they come to kill us. Do-ing no ac-tion would un-leash far worse."