CMP

"May-be not all hum-mans this way. But the ones we are close-est to are. The ones that can and will de-stroy us are. We do not care ab-bout all your kind in the world. On-ly hum-mans I have spok-ken to are mer-ce-nar-y scum, and you. Them and stor-ries of the old days - en-slave-ment, slaught-ter, war - these are all we know hum-mans as. As-sum-ing they are threat is smart-ter and saf-fer than as-sum-ing they are not. Un-der-stand?"

"I fight to live, hum-man fool." "Spe-cu-la-tion. Gor knows hum-mans. He is not so fool-lish as to ex-pect mer-cy from them." "In your e-qual-ly blind eyes, elf-whore. Fat kings see all green-skins as e-ne-mies, scum. Best chance is to cut them off from us."

"Do I look like orc, hum-man? Sur-vi-val is on-ly thing that mat-ters in Go-blo-ni-a. Hon-nor is for orcs. Gor only iz here for re-sour-sez and cause. War is Gor's art. Knows no oth-ther. Want-ted fight. Mar-ga off-erd men and blades and cause. Now Gor fights for free-dom and ag-ainst fat kings in the east. Good cause. Good war." "Gor has fought war long-ger than you, elf-knight. In his land one goes to war with what one has. There iz no room for ifs and the-o-reez. Do not speak to Gor like he iz fool. I do what iz needed. Would you have left had you been re-fus-sed chance to fight? No. Gor seez what Mar-ga saw; you are too per-siz-tant. Gor gives elf-knight and hum-mans this much, and that they know war well."

"Well, that hinges on whether or not you all decide to kill him. If you want to offer him a chance, maybe avoid slashing his throat open?" the orc suggested, sidestepping the mess of headless corpses Guts had left behind. "Hehehehah. Mer-cy from a hum-an? You kid your-self, trai-tor." "I'm the only damn orc here who knows what it takes to make sure Baltarok endures. If that makes me a traitor, so be it. I won't watch my country die to appease deranged traditionalists like Marga." "Shhtshh. If Gor had his full force with him, you not live to suf-fer the shame. Should not have sent O-shuul-tar-o ahead to scout. Un-re-li-a-ble."

I'll assume Alexis repeats. Round Five of Aj-Kahr Attack >Alexandre vs. Kanvyral A - Damage Hit (34 x 2/2/2 = 17 damage, +1 gold) >Alexandre vs. Dyruultar B - Special Damage Hide (Alexandre hides) >Olmstyr vs. Kanvyral A - Damage Shield: Aura (Olmstyr gains an aura) >Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Masochism Satisfy (Kanvyral A now level 12) >Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Masochism Hit (59 x 2 x 4/2/2 = 118 damage) Thormanil vs. Travoush - Shield Shield: Dragon's Wrath - Petite Breath (64 damage to Travoush and Durmdyraz) Thormanil vs. Durmdyraz - Special Damage Hit (44/2 = 22 damage) >Guts vs. Baz'zat - Special Damage Steal (75 gold stolen) >Guts vs. War Troll - Damage Shield: Ravage (95 x 2/2 = 95 elemental damage to all western enemies, 120 gold stolen) >Dyric vs. Gor - Lethal Hit Lethal Critical Hit (63 x 2/2 - 30 = 33 damage) >Dyric vs. Baz'zat - Lethal Aim Lethal Hit (43 x 2/2 = 43 damage) >Haldor vs. Dyruultar A - Special Guard: Tan ir Zar (Haldor Provoked) >Haldor vs. Dyruultar B A - Special Damage Shield: Blood Ritual (160 x 2= 320 health transferred from Gor, party fully healed) Dyruultar B vs. Olmstyr - (50/2 - 10 = 15 damage) Dyruultar B poisoned by 11 - (11 damage) Dyruultar A poisoned by 21 - (21 damage) Durmdyraz and Travoush bleeding - (5 damage) Kanvyral A blessed - (+3 health) Advanced Tactics - (Dyruultar B transcended) Alexandre and Alexis team up on the remaining healer while Haldor distracts the Dyruultaro at the same time he tears the life out of Gor to heal Olmstyr, who continues to stand guard. Thormanil stabs at Durmdyraz, still on top of the troll, as Arx spews more saliva all over him and Baz'zat. Guts continues hacking through the western front. Even General Gor is getting worn out. The war troll is near death, the western front about to collapse (literally) around him. Olmstyr's prepared to take on as much damage as he needs, and several party members overcome their weakness. Could the heroes hold out? Eastern Flank General Gor the Fevered *Immune to instant kill and all negative effects* Level 90 Humanoid Health: 1648/2250 Defense: 30 Special: The Fevered – Gor flies into a bloody fury, dealing 50 damage to each party member, ignoring defense. Each party member receives one of the fragile, weakened, afraid, enraged or stunned-effects. Passive Special: Advanced Tactics – At the end of each round, Gor will grant a random ally in his party a random positive effect. If Gor has no allies, he will instead call another Dyruultar and Dyraztir to battle. Drops: 3 Grating Stones Aj-Kahr Dyruultar A *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Inspired* *Lucky* *Poisoned by 21* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 1504/2070 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Potion Aj-Kahr Dyruultar B *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Hastened* *Poisoned by 11* *Transcended* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 800/1035 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Nothing Aj-Kahr Kanvyral A *Immune to instant kill, sealed, stunned, and poisoned* *Enamored with Alexis, 1 round* *Blessed* Level 20 12 Holy Humanoid Health: 346/978 Ether: 5/5 Special I: Blood Ritual – Hobgoblin Kanrak draws 10 health from all heroes, ignoring row and defense, and heals the enemy with the lowest health equal to the health absorbed times ten, at the cost of 1 ether. Special II: Chant – Hobgoblin Kanrak chants furiously, working her allies into a rage and raising their levels by 3. Used when out of ether. Drops: Grand Tonic Western Flank War Troll *Immune to instant kill, blinded, stunned, fragile, and weakened* Level 100 Mechanic Rock Beast Health: 334/2015 Defense: 15 Special: Trample – The War Troll tramples the hero into the ground, dealing 100 earth elemental damage and petrifying them. Drops: Smelly Hide (Suitable for barbarians and beast warriors, half damage from beasts and humanoids on Damage, bodywear) Travoush *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill* *Bleeding* Level 30 Humanoid Health: 279/863 Special: Spur – Travoush spurs on his troll mount, raising its level by 10. Drops: 80 gold Note: Travoush is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Durmdyraz the Impaler *Mounted* *Immune to blinded and instant kill* *Bleeding* Level 80 Dark Humanoid Health: 791/1380 Special: Skewer – Durmdyraz impales the hero and the next two heroes in the battle order. Each one takes darkness damage equal to their own level, added to the damage the previous hero took. Drops: Shishkebab (WP: 16, darkness-elemental, lance, dual-strike) Note: Durmdyraz is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Baz'zat *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill and poisoned* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 309/966 Special: Bolt Barrage – Baz’zat rains arrows down upon the party, dealing 5 damage ignoring row and defense 6-36 times, dividing hits as equally as possible. Drops: 75 gold Note: Baz'zat is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Blessed* *Inspired* *Instant Kills* *Afraid* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29.33 Power Bonus: +2 Health: 43/43 86/86 Defense: 4 Gold: 665 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), Ambrosia 7x Mead, 5x Smelling Salts, 4x Nostrum, 22x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 11x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 2 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence, Agni Bomb, Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear) Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Enraged* Level 32.25 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 55/55 110/110 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom(2), Remedy, Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine, Elixir Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned and Blinded* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Afraid* *Weakened, 1 round* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 30 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 2 Health: 51/51 Ether: 38/41 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Shamanic Plate (Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2; Blood Ritual does double damage to the target; suitable to shamans only; bodywear) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility), Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone, Elixir Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Afraid* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39.75 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 68/68 136/136 Gold: 540 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Remedy, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, Grand Potion, Nostrum, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 9 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned, Slowed, and Bound* *Reinforced* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Deals Poisoned-By-10* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 28 Health: 42/42 Gold: 71 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.), Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear) Inventory: Potions (6), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x6, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 3x, Nostrum 2x, Smelling Salts, Grand Potion 2x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, 3 Grating Stones, Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle) Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Steals 50% more gold* Level 23.33 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 35/35 70/70 Gold: 1539 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 4 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, Nostrum, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, 2 Smelling Salts, Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, 3 Cosmic Essences, Mulled Wine, Soma Olmstyr (NPC, uncontrollable/takes suggestions) *Lucky* *Weakened, 1 round* *Aura* 33 years old male orc Warden Level 28 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 45/45 180/180 Gold: 0 Equipment: Serstyr (WP: 21, light-elemental, longsword), Traveller’s Cloak (SP: 1, backwear), Orc-Made Chainmail (Suitable for Olmstyr, SP: 9, half damage from humans, bodywear) Inventory: Grand Potion, Elixir Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

"When the hell did we get a castle...?" wondered Atramor aloud before shrugging and swigging his drink. "Ah, what am I sayin'? Walls pop up 'round the Hovels, schools teleport outta existence, buncha' demons take up under the damn hall...they don't tell us nothin' these days."

No, you only didn't target Durmdyraz because of High Assault, Enraged just means you fight from the front row.

Round Four of Aj-Kahr Attack >Alexandre uses Grand Potion on himself >Alexandre vs. Dyruultar A - Hide Critical Hit (64 x 2 /2/2 = 32 damage, +1 gold, Dyruultar A poisoned by 10) >Haldor vs. Kanvyral B - Hit Shield: Blood Ritual (175 x 2= 350 health transferred from War Troll, party fully healed) >Olmstyr vs. Baz'zat - Critical Hit Shield: Aura (Olmstyr gains an aura) >Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Masochism Masochism (Drawn to Olmstyr, 15/2 - 10 = 0 damage, Alexis already encouraged) >Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Masochism Masochism (Drawn to Olmstyr, 15/2 - 10 = 0 damage, Alexis already encouraged) Thormanil vs. Travoush - Hit High Assault (Thormanil in the air) Thormanil high assaults Travoush - (88/2 = 44 damage) >Guts vs. Kanvyral B - Steal Shield: Ravage (95 x 2/2 = 95 elemental damage to all western enemies, 120 gold stolen) >Guts vs. War Troll - Shield Shield: Ravage (95 x 2/2 = 95 elemental damage to all western enemies, Kanvyral B KO'd, 120 gold stolen) >Dyric vs. Gor - Damage Lethal Critical Hit (63 x 2/2 - 30 = 33 damage) >Dyric vs. Kanvyral B Baz'zat - Lethal Aim Lethal Hit (43 x 2/2 = 43 damage) >Haldor vs. Kanvyral B Baz'zat - Meditate Shield: Blood Ritual (Everyone at full health, no effect) Dyruultar B, Dyruultar B, and Durmdyraz vs. Olmstyr - ((50 + 50 + 80)/2 - 10 = 80 damage) Dyruultar B poisoned by 11 - (11 damage) Dyruultar A poisoned by 21 - (21 damage) Durmdyraz and Travoush bleeding - (5 damage) Kanvyral A blessed - (+3 health) Advanced Tactics - (Dyruultar A lucky) Haldor again heals the entire party with the troll's blood. The Dyruultar and Durmdyraz try and stab at Alexandre, but Olmstyr takes the hits, sustaining heavy injury. Thormanil drives his trident through Travoush again while Dyric shoots at Gor and Baz'zat. Guts chops his way through the entire western flank twice, taking down the healer. Their effects slowly fading and the western flank nearing destruction, it's starting to look like the heroes are winning this fight. Eastern Flank General Gor the Fevered *Immune to instant kill and all negative effects* Level 90 Humanoid Health: 2001/2250 Defense: 30 Special: The Fevered – Gor flies into a bloody fury, dealing 50 damage to each party member, ignoring defense. Each party member receives one of the fragile, weakened, afraid, enraged or stunned-effects. Passive Special: Advanced Tactics – At the end of each round, Gor will grant a random ally in his party a random positive effect. If Gor has no allies, he will instead call another Dyruultar and Dyraztir to battle. Drops: 3 Grating Stones Aj-Kahr Dyruultar A *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Inspired* *Lucky* *Poisoned by 21* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 1525/2070 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Potion Aj-Kahr Dyruultar B *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Hastened* *Poisoned by 11* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 811/1035 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Nothing Aj-Kahr Kanvyral A *Immune to instant kill, sealed, stunned, and poisoned* *Enamored with Alexis, 2 rounds* *Blessed* Level 20 15 Holy Humanoid Health: 478/978 Ether: 5/5 Special I: Blood Ritual – Hobgoblin Kanrak draws 10 health from all heroes, ignoring row and defense, and heals the enemy with the lowest health equal to the health absorbed times ten, at the cost of 1 ether. Special II: Chant – Hobgoblin Kanrak chants furiously, working her allies into a rage and raising their levels by 3. Used when out of ether. Drops: Grand Tonic Western Flank War Troll *Immune to instant kill, blinded, stunned, fragile, and weakened* Level 100 Mechanic Rock Beast Health: 509/2015 Defense: 15 Special: Trample – The War Troll tramples the hero into the ground, dealing 100 earth elemental damage and petrifying them. Drops: Smelly Hide (Suitable for barbarians and beast warriors, half damage from beasts and humanoids on Damage, bodywear) Travoush *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill* *Bleeding* Level 30 Humanoid Health: 443/863 Special: Spur – Travoush spurs on his troll mount, raising its level by 10. Drops: 80 gold Note: Travoush is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Durmdyraz the Impaler *Mounted* *Immune to blinded and instant kill* *Bleeding* Level 80 Dark Humanoid Health: 977/1380 Special: Skewer – Durmdyraz impales the hero and the next two heroes in the battle order. Each one takes darkness damage equal to their own level, added to the damage the previous hero took. Drops: Shishkebab (WP: 16, darkness-elemental, lance, dual-strike) Note: Durmdyraz is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Baz'zat *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill and poisoned* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 447/966 Special: Bolt Barrage – Baz’zat rains arrows down upon the party, dealing 5 damage ignoring row and defense 6-36 times, dividing hits as equally as possible. Drops: 75 gold Note: Baz'zat is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Blessed* *Inspired* *Instant Kills* *Afraid* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29.33 Power Bonus: +2 Health: 43/43 86/86 Defense: 4 Gold: 475 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), Ambrosia 7x Mead, 5x Smelling Salts, 4x Nostrum, 22x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 11x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 2 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence, Agni Bomb, Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear) Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Enraged* Level 32.25 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 55/55 110/110 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom(2), Remedy, Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine, Elixir Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned and Blinded* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Afraid* *Weakened, 2 rounds* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 30 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 2 Health: 51/51 Ether: 38/41 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Shamanic Plate (Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2; Blood Ritual does double damage to the target; suitable to shamans only; bodywear) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility), Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone, Elixir Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Fragile, 1 round* *Afraid* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39.75 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 68/68 136/136 Gold: 540 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Remedy, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, Grand Potion, Nostrum, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 9 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned, Slowed, and Bound* *Reinforced* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Deals Poisoned-By-10* *Weakened, 1 round* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 28 Health: 42/42 Gold: 71 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.), Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear) Inventory: Potions (6), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x6, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 3x, Nostrum 2x, Smelling Salts, Grand Potion 2x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, 3 Grating Stones, Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle) Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Steals 50% more gold* *Weakened, 1 round* Level 23.33 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 35/35 70/70 Gold: 1539 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 4 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, Nostrum, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, 2 Smelling Salts, Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, 3 Cosmic Essences, Mulled Wine, Soma Olmstyr (NPC, uncontrollable/takes suggestions) *Lucky* *Weakened, 2 rounds* *Aura* 33 years old male orc Warden Level 28 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 45/45 10/90 Gold: 0 Equipment: Serstyr (WP: 21, light-elemental, longsword), Traveller’s Cloak (SP: 1, backwear), Orc-Made Chainmail (Suitable for Olmstyr, SP: 9, half damage from humans, bodywear) Inventory: Grand Potion, Elixir Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

Except if what he's said is true, it won't even be a mislynch, it'll just be a day wasted because he's third party.

I forgot Guts' encouraged multiplier on Kanvyral B and War Troll and Dyric's on Gor last round, fixed. Round Three of Aj-Kahr Attack >Alexandre vs. Dyruultar B - Damage Shield: Arrogant Prick (64 x 2/2/2 = 32 damage, Potion stolen, +1 gold, Dyruultar B poisoned by 10) >Alexandre vs. Dyruultar A - Hide Hide (Alexandre hides) >Olmstyr no longer stunned Thormanil vs. Travoush - Special Damage Dragon Aid (32 damage) Thormanil vs. Durmdyraz - Dragon Aid Hit (44/2 = 22 damage, Durmdyraz bleeding) >Guts vs. War Troll - Steal Shield: Ravage (95 x 2/2 = 95 elemental damage to all western enemies, Melvokuul KO'd, 120 gold stolen) >Guts vs. Baz'zat - Hit Extra Critical Hit (127 x 2 x 2/2/2 = 127 damage) >Guts vs. Kanvyral B - Special Damage Hit (65 x 2 x 2/2 = 130 damage) >Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Kiss and Make Up Kiss and Make Up (79 x 4 x 2/2 = 316 damage, Kanvyral A enamored) >Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Satisfy Satisfy (Kanvyral A now level 15) >Dyric vs. Gor - Special Damage Special Damage: The Fevered (50 damage to everyone ignoring defense, Guts immune to weakened, Thormanil enraged, Haldor weakened, Alexis afraid, Alexandre immune to stunned, Dyric stunned, Olmstyr weakened) >Dyric no longer stunned >Haldor vs. Melvokuul A Kanvyral B - Special Damage Damage (20/2 - 2 = 8 damage) >Haldor vs. Melvokuul B Kanvyral B - Damage Hit (47 x 4/2/2 = 47 damage) Dyruultar B vs. Alexandre - (No effect, Alexandre hidden) Dyruultar A and B poisoned by 11 - (11 damage) Travoush and Durmdyraz bleeding - (5 damage) Kanvyral A blessed - (+3 health) Advanced Tactics - (Dyruultar A inspired) Olmstyr picks himself up, Alexandre holding back both swordorcs at once. Thormanil continues hacking up enemies atop the war troll. Guts cuts a bloody swath through the eastern flank, both archers falling with ease. He manages to jump high enough to hack at Baz'zat's knee, then stabs the healer, who stumbles backward to have several fingers shattered by Haldor's clubs. Alexis has her way with the other healer as Gor once again goes on a rampage. The heroes are getting fatigued, but two more enemies have now fallen, several others taking heavy damage. Eastern Flank General Gor the Fevered *Immune to instant kill and all negative effects* Level 90 Humanoid Health: 2034/2250 Defense: 30 Special: The Fevered – Gor flies into a bloody fury, dealing 50 damage to each party member, ignoring defense. Each party member receives one of the fragile, weakened, afraid, enraged or stunned-effects. Passive Special: Advanced Tactics – At the end of each round, Gor will grant a random ally in his party a random positive effect. If Gor has no allies, he will instead call another Dyruultar and Dyraztir to battle. Drops: 3 Grating Stones Aj-Kahr Dyruultar A *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Inspired* *Weakened, 1 round* *Poisoned by 11* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 1578/2070 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Potion Aj-Kahr Dyruultar B *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Weakened, 1 round* *Hastened* *Poisoned by 11* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 822/1035 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Nothing Aj-Kahr Kanvyral A *Immune to instant kill, sealed, stunned, and poisoned* *Weakened, 1 round* *Enamored with Alexis, 3 rounds* *Blessed* "Hehehe...di Kual sor zak." Level 20 15 Holy Humanoid Health: 475/978 Ether: 5/5 Special I: Blood Ritual – Hobgoblin Kanrak draws 10 health from all heroes, ignoring row and defense, and heals the enemy with the lowest health equal to the health absorbed times ten, at the cost of 1 ether. Special II: Chant – Hobgoblin Kanrak chants furiously, working her allies into a rage and raising their levels by 3. Used when out of ether. Drops: Grand Tonic Western Flank War Troll *Immune to instant kill, blinded, stunned, fragile, and weakened* Level 100 Mechanic Rock Beast Health: 1209/2015 Defense: 15 Special: Trample – The War Troll tramples the hero into the ground, dealing 100 earth elemental damage and petrifying them. Drops: Smelly Hide (Suitable for barbarians and beast warriors, half damage from beasts and humanoids on Damage, bodywear) Travoush *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill* *Bleeding* Level 30 Humanoid Health: 682/863 Special: Spur – Travoush spurs on his troll mount, raising its level by 10. Drops: 80 gold Note: Travoush is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Durmdyraz the Impaler *Mounted* *Immune to blinded and instant kill* *Bleeding* "Somebody get this damn lizard off me!" Level 80 Dark Humanoid Health: 1172/1380 Special: Skewer – Durmdyraz impales the hero and the next two heroes in the battle order. Each one takes darkness damage equal to their own level, added to the damage the previous hero took. Drops: Shishkebab (WP: 16, darkness-elemental, lance, dual-strike) Note: Durmdyraz is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Baz'zat *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill and poisoned* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 680/966 Special: Bolt Barrage – Baz’zat rains arrows down upon the party, dealing 5 damage ignoring row and defense 6-36 times, dividing hits as equally as possible. Drops: 75 gold Note: Baz'zat is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Aj-Kahr Kanvyral B *Immune to instant kill, sealed, stunned, and poisoned* Level 20 Holy Humanoid Health: 357/978 Ether: 5/5 Special I: Blood Ritual – Hobgoblin Kanrak draws 10 health from all heroes, ignoring row and defense, and heals the enemy with the lowest health equal to the health absorbed times ten, at the cost of 1 ether. Special II: Chant – Hobgoblin Kanrak chants furiously, working her allies into a rage and raising their levels by 3. Used when out of ether. Drops: Grand Tonic Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Blessed* *Inspired* *Instant Kills* *Afraid* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29.33 Power Bonus: +2 Health: 43/43 61/86 Defense: 4 Gold: 160 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), Ambrosia 7x Mead, 5x Smelling Salts, 4x Nostrum, 22x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 11x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 2 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence, Agni Bomb, Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear) Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Enraged* Level 32.25 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 55/55 60/110 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom(2), Remedy, Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine, Elixir Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned and Blinded* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Afraid* *Weakened, 3 rounds* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 30 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 2 Health: 26/51 Ether: 38/41 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Shamanic Plate (Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2; Blood Ritual does double damage to the target; suitable to shamans only; bodywear) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility), Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone, Elixir Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Fragile, 2 rounds* *Afraid* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39.75 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 68/68 111/136 Gold: 540 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Remedy, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, Grand Potion, Nostrum, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 9 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned, Slowed, and Bound* *Reinforced* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Deals Poisoned-By-10* *Weakened, 2 rounds* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 28 Health: 17/42 Gold: 70 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.), Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear) Inventory: Potions (6), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x6, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 3x, Nostrum 2x, Smelling Salts, Grand Potion 3x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, 3 Grating Stones, Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle) Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Steals 50% more gold* *Weakened, 2 rounds* Level 23.33 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 35/35 45/70 Gold: 1539 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 4 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, Nostrum, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, 2 Smelling Salts, Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, 3 Cosmic Essences, Mulled Wine, Soma Olmstyr (NPC, uncontrollable/takes suggestions) *Lucky* *Weakened, 3 rounds* 33 years old male orc Warden Level 28 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 20/45 Gold: 0 Equipment: Serstyr (WP: 21, light-elemental, longsword), Traveller’s Cloak (SP: 1, backwear), Orc-Made Chainmail (Suitable for Olmstyr, SP: 9, half damage from humans, bodywear) Inventory: Grand Potion, Elixir Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

Vote: Jeffrey Norris (jamesn). I suspected him even before it became cool.

You missed the part where we pretty much already caught the last scum. I wonder why that is.

Hope everything turns out okay. I had to wipe my entire computer once (still not quite sure why) and lost the near-final draft of Quest 51 in the process.

Olmstyr stumbled towards the Kanvyral a few steps before faceplanting into the dirt.

That's what I was going to assume. Accidentally listed her as attacking from the back row last round, corrected and moved her to the front on this one as per her original action. Also, you listed yourself as attacking Aj-Kahr B...which could be almost anyone. I assumed Kanvyral B since she's the only untargeted enemy. Round Two of Aj-Kahr Attack >Alexandre vs. Dyruultar B - Special Damage Hide (Alexandre hides) >Alexandre vs. Dyruultar A - Special Damage Critical Hit (44 x 2/2 = 44 damage, +1 gold, Dyruultar poisoned by 10) >Olmstyr uses Grand Potion on Alexandre Thormanil high assaults Travoush - (88/2 = 44 damage, Travoush bleeding) Thormanil vs. Durmdyraz - Special Damage Shield: Dragon's Wrath - Petite Breath (64 damage to Durmdyraz and Baz'zat) >Guts vs. War Troll - Special Damage Hit (63 x 2/2 - 15 = 48 damage) >Guts vs. Baz'zat - Special Damage Steal (No effect) >Guts vs. Kanvyral B - Steal Extra Critical Hit (127 x 2/2 = 127 damage) Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Special Damage Masochism (20/2 = 10 damage, Alexis already encouraged) Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Shield Shield: Pleasure House - Minor Infection (All eastern enemies poisoned by 1, +4 gold) >Dyric vs. Gor - Special Damage Special Damage: The Fevered (50 damage to everyone ignoring defense, Guts afraid, Thormanil immune to weakened, Haldor afraid, Alexis fragile, Alexandre weakened, Dyric weakened, Olmstyr stunned) >Dyric vs. Gor - Special Damage Lethal Hit (43 x 2/2 - 30 = 13 damage) Haldor vs. Melvokuul A - Shield Shield: Blood Ritual (260 x 2 = 520 health transferred from War Troll, all allies healed to full health) Haldor vs. Melvokuul B - Meditate Shield: Blood Ritual (No effect) Dyruultar B vs. Alexandre - (No effect, Alexandre hidden) Dyruultar B poisoned by 1 - (1 damage) Dyruultar A poisoned by 11 - (11 damage) Travoush bleeding - (5 damage) Advanced Tactics - (Kanvyral A blessed) Things heat up. Alexandre holds the sword orcs back as Olmstyr rushes to heal him. Thormanil continues his troll-climbing shenanigans by stabbing Travoush with his trident. Arx spits at Durmdyraz (and Baz'zat) venomously, acidic saliva eating through his armor as the bandaged orc struggles to keep the dragon at bay. Guts distracts the troll itself by stabbing it in the toe, then turning to slash viciously at the nearby hobgoblin to ensure it can't be healed, dancing all the while to avoid the bolts Baz'zat rains down on him. The other enemy healer bashes Alexis in the shoulder in return for her weakness, but she makes up for it by again seducing the entire eastern front. Gor roars at Dyric, charging down the entire party, hacking through their armor in fury, frightening and weakening several of them. The weakened assassin's arrow barely scratches the warlord. Haldor notes the sorry state his party is in, barely clinging to life, and draws an ocean of blood from the war troll through the wound Guts inflicted to restore all of them to full health. He can't remedy their effects, however. The party is debilitated, but holding. Eastern Flank General Gor the Fevered *Immune to instant kill and all negative effects* "Hehah. Iz why they call me fev-red." Level 90 Humanoid Health: 2077/2250 Defense: 30 Special: The Fevered – Gor flies into a bloody fury, dealing 50 damage to each party member, ignoring defense. Each party member receives one of the fragile, weakened, afraid, enraged or stunned-effects. Passive Special: Advanced Tactics – At the end of each round, Gor will grant a random ally in his party a random positive effect. If Gor has no allies, he will instead call another Dyruultar and Dyraztir to battle. Drops: 3 Grating Stones Aj-Kahr Dyruultar A *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Weakened, 2 rounds* *Poisoned by 11* "Gaah....di ser vahlral, Kual..." Level 50 Humanoid Health: 800/1035 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Potion Aj-Kahr Dyruultar B *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Weakened, 2 rounds* *Hastened* *Poisoned by 1* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 854/1035 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Potion Aj-Kahr Kanvyral A *Immune to instant kill, sealed, stunned, and poisoned* *Weakened, 2 rounds* *Blessed* Level 20 Holy Humanoid Health: 788/978 Ether: 5/5 Special I: Blood Ritual – Hobgoblin Kanrak draws 10 health from all heroes, ignoring row and defense, and heals the enemy with the lowest health equal to the health absorbed times ten, at the cost of 1 ether. Special II: Chant – Hobgoblin Kanrak chants furiously, working her allies into a rage and raising their levels by 3. Used when out of ether. Drops: Grand Tonic Western Flank War Troll *Immune to instant kill, blinded, stunned, fragile, and weakened* Level 100 Mechanic Rock Beast Health: 1447/2015 Defense: 15 Special: Trample – The War Troll tramples the hero into the ground, dealing 100 earth elemental damage and petrifying them. Drops: Smelly Hide (Suitable for barbarians and beast warriors, half damage from beasts and humanoids on Damage, bodywear) Travoush *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill* *Bleeding* Level 30 Humanoid Health: 814/863 Special: Spur – Travoush spurs on his troll mount, raising its level by 10. Drops: 80 gold Note: Travoush is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Durmdyraz the Impaler *Mounted* *Immune to blinded and instant kill* Level 80 Dark Humanoid Health: 1294/1380 Special: Skewer – Durmdyraz impales the hero and the next two heroes in the battle order. Each one takes darkness damage equal to their own level, added to the damage the previous hero took. Drops: Shishkebab (WP: 16, darkness-elemental, lance, dual-strike) Note: Durmdyraz is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Baz'zat *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill and poisoned* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 902/966 Special: Bolt Barrage – Baz’zat rains arrows down upon the party, dealing 5 damage ignoring row and defense 6-36 times, dividing hits as equally as possible. Drops: 75 gold Note: Baz'zat is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Aj-Kahr Melvokuul A *Ranged* *Immune to blinded, bound, and slowed* Level 35 Humanoid Health: 690/690 Special: Arrow Storm – Orc Melvokuul rains arrows down upon the party, dealing 5 damage ignoring row and defense 4-24 times, dividing hits as equally as possible. Drops: Smoke Bomb Note: Melvokuul is Ranged, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks. Aj-Kahr Melvokuul B *Ranged* *Immune to blinded, bound, and slowed* Level 35 Humanoid Health: 604/690 Special: Arrow Storm – Orc Melvokuul rains arrows down upon the party, dealing 5 damage ignoring row and defense 4-24 times, dividing hits as equally as possible. Drops: Smoke Bomb Note: Melvokuul is Ranged, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks. Aj-Kahr Kanvyral B *Immune to instant kill, sealed, stunned, and poisoned* Level 20 Holy Humanoid Health: 851/978 Ether: 5/5 Special I: Blood Ritual – Hobgoblin Kanrak draws 10 health from all heroes, ignoring row and defense, and heals the enemy with the lowest health equal to the health absorbed times ten, at the cost of 1 ether. Special II: Chant – Hobgoblin Kanrak chants furiously, working her allies into a rage and raising their levels by 3. Used when out of ether. Drops: Grand Tonic Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Blessed* *Inspired* *Instant Kills* *Afraid* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29.33 Power Bonus: +2 Health: 43/43 86/86 Defense: 4 Gold: 40 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), Ambrosia 7x Mead, 5x Smelling Salts, 4x Nostrum, 22x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 11x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 2 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence, Agni Bomb, Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear) Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* Level 32.25 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 55/55 110/110 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom(2), Remedy, Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine, Elixir Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned and Blinded* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Afraid* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 30 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 2 Health: 51/51 Ether: 38/41 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Shamanic Plate (Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2; Blood Ritual does double damage to the target; suitable to shamans only; bodywear) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility), Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone, Elixir Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Fragile, 3 rounds* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39.75 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 68/68 136/136 Gold: 540 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Remedy, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, Grand Potion, Nostrum, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 9 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned, Slowed, and Bound* *Reinforced* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Deals Poisoned-By-10* *Weakened, 3 rounds* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 28 Health: 42/42 Gold: 69 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.), Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear) Inventory: Potions (5), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x6, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 3x, Nostrum 2x, Smelling Salts, Grand Potion 3x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, 3 Grating Stones, Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle) Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Steals 50% more gold* *Weakened, 3 rounds* Level 23.33 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 35/35 70/70 Gold: 1539 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 4 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, Nostrum, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, 2 Smelling Salts, Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, 3 Cosmic Essences, Mulled Wine, Soma Olmstyr (NPC, uncontrollable/takes suggestions) *Lucky* *Stunned* 33 years old male orc Warden Level 28 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 45/45 Gold: 0 Equipment: Serstyr (WP: 21, light-elemental, longsword), Traveller’s Cloak (SP: 1, backwear), Orc-Made Chainmail (Suitable for Olmstyr, SP: 9, half damage from humans, bodywear) Inventory: Grand Potion, Elixir Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

Atramor glanced up at the Quest board. One had been taken down, another put up in its place...This one, however, was much more enticing. Apparently things were underway in Strivvi once again. He barely thought about it before scribbling his name down under Quest #96.

Most of them....if Russel dies and comes back as a giant lich I think that'd round it out. Forget the Old Gods, he should totally be the finale antagonist. :thumbup:

True. Former gangs, former heroes, archdemons, grumpy old bald dudes, giant crustacean liches....

You know, it just occurred to me how you can barely consider Heroica RPG medieval anymore. Granted it's a loose term in the first place, but we've got robots, newspapers, cameras, record players, airships...times are actually changing. If those random mercenaries were trying to rule the world they were doing a pretty poor job of it.

It's been like eight seconds since Quest 91 ended, where's Strivvi 2??

Round One of Aj-Kahr Attack Alexandre vs. Dyruultar B - Special Damage Deflected Damage (Damage deflected) Alexandre vs. Dyraztir A - HIt Critical Hit (44 x 2 = 88 damage, +1 gold, Dyraztir poisoned by 10) >Olmstyr vs. Kanvyral B - Aim Aim (No effect, Kanvyral holy) Thormanil vs. Durmdyraz - Deflected Damage Dragon Aid (32 damage) Thormanil vs. Travoush - Deflected Damage High Assault (Thormanil in the air) >Guts vs. Gor - Damage Shield: Ravage (95 x 2/2 = 95 elemental damage to eastern enemies, Dyraztiro KO'd) >Guts vs. War Troll - Steal Steal (No effect) Alexis uses Nostrum on Haldor >Alexis vs. Kanvyral A - Masochism Shield: Pleasure House - Exhaustion (All eastern enemies weakened, +4 gold) >Dyric vs. Dyraztir B Kanvyral A - Lethal Critical Hit Shield: Grim Reaper (No effect) >Dyric vs. Dyraztir C Kanvyral A - Special Damage Shield: Grim Reaper (No effect) Haldor vs. Melvokuul A - Meditate Meditate (+1 ether) Haldor vs. Melvokuul B - Damage Hit (43 x 2 x 2/2 = 86 damage) Dyruultar A vs. Alexandre - (25 - 28 = 0 damage) Baz'zat vs. Alexandre - (50 - 28 = 22 damage) Advanced Tactics - (Dyruultar B hastened) The battle begins, the party standing firm against the onslaught of enemies. Alexandre, Alexis, and Dyric hold the eastern flank as Haldor, Olmstyr, and Thormanil block off the west, Guts pointing out targets. Alexandre withstands a pile of blows, but the hobgoblin Baz'zat's crossbow bolt lands hard in his leg. He doesn't falter, however, driving his elven blade through one of the spearmen, crippling him. Olmstyr distracts one of the healers, but she's immune to Serstyr's damage. Arx, eager to prove his worth in battle, jumps at Durmdyraz, gnawing at the orc's robe of bandages even as Thormanil recklessly jumps onto the war troll's platform and prepares an attack. Guts thins out the easten flank almost effortlessly, but he can't quite work his blade through the troll's hide, so he moonwalks back to his previous position. Alexis throws a nostrum in Haldor's face and seduces the few enemies left after Guts' assault. Dyric unleashes a storm of lethal arrows that fail to do anything thanks to him, too. Haldor manages to dodge one of the marksmen's arrows, and bashes one upside the head ruthlessly. Alexandre's wounded, but otherwise the party is holding their ground. Eastern Flank General Gor the Fevered *Immune to instant kill and all negative effects* "Ssshh! Quit fool-ing with the elf-whore and make sure the dan-cer does not get through a-gain!" Level 90 Humanoid Health: 2090/2250 Defense: 30 Special: The Fevered – Gor flies into a bloody fury, dealing 50 damage to each party member, ignoring defense. Each party member receives one of the fragile, weakened, afraid, enraged or stunned-effects. Passive Special: Advanced Tactics – At the end of each round, Gor will grant a random ally in his party a random positive effect. If Gor has no allies, he will instead call another Dyruultar and Dyraztir to battle. Drops: 3 Grating Stones Aj-Kahr Dyruultar A *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Weakened, 3 rounds* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 855/1035 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Potion Aj-Kahr Dyruultar B *Immune to instant kill and blinded* *Weakened, 3 rounds* *Hastened* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 855/1035 Defense: 10 Special: Tan ir Zar – Orc Dyruultar goads the hero into a duel. The hero becomes Provoked, causing them to be unable to target any other enemy for the duration of the next three rounds. Drops: Potion Aj-Kahr Kanvyral A *Immune to instant kill, sealed, stunned, and poisoned* *Weakened, 3 rounds* Level 20 Holy Humanoid Health: 788/978 Ether: 5/5 Special I: Blood Ritual – Hobgoblin Kanrak draws 10 health from all heroes, ignoring row and defense, and heals the enemy with the lowest health equal to the health absorbed times ten, at the cost of 1 ether. Special II: Chant – Hobgoblin Kanrak chants furiously, working her allies into a rage and raising their levels by 3. Used when out of ether. Drops: Grand Tonic Western Flank War Troll *Immune to instant kill, blinded, stunned, fragile, and weakened* Level 100 Mechanic Rock Beast Health: 2015/2015 Defense: 15 Special: Trample – The War Troll tramples the hero into the ground, dealing 100 earth elemental damage and petrifying them. Drops: Smelly Hide (Suitable for barbarians and beast warriors, half damage from beasts and humanoids on Damage, bodywear) Travoush *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill* Level 30 Humanoid Health: 863/863 Special: Spur – Travoush spurs on his troll mount, raising its level by 10. Drops: 80 gold Note: Travoush is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Durmdyraz the Impaler *Mounted* *Immune to blinded and instant kill* Level 80 Dark Humanoid Health: 1358/1380 Special: Skewer – Durmdyraz impales the hero and the next two heroes in the battle order. Each one takes darkness damage equal to their own level, added to the damage the previous hero took. Drops: Shishkebab (WP: 16, darkness-elemental, lance, dual-strike) Note: Durmdyraz is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Baz'zat *Mounted* *Immune to instant kill and poisoned* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 966/966 Special: Bolt Barrage – Baz’zat rains arrows down upon the party, dealing 5 damage ignoring row and defense 6-36 times, dividing hits as equally as possible. Drops: 75 gold Note: Baz'zat is Mounted, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks until the War Troll is defeated. Aj-Kahr Melvokuul A *Ranged* *Immune to blinded, bound, and slowed* Level 35 Humanoid Health: 690/690 Special: Arrow Storm – Orc Melvokuul rains arrows down upon the party, dealing 5 damage ignoring row and defense 4-24 times, dividing hits as equally as possible. Drops: Smoke Bomb Note: Melvokuul is Ranged, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks. Aj-Kahr Melvokuul B *Ranged* *Immune to blinded, bound, and slowed* Level 35 Humanoid Health: 604/690 Special: Arrow Storm – Orc Melvokuul rains arrows down upon the party, dealing 5 damage ignoring row and defense 4-24 times, dividing hits as equally as possible. Drops: Smoke Bomb Note: Melvokuul is Ranged, causing him to take only half damage from melee attacks. Aj-Kahr Kanvyral B *Immune to instant kill, sealed, stunned, and poisoned* Level 20 Holy Humanoid Health: 978/978 Ether: 5/5 Special I: Blood Ritual – Hobgoblin Kanrak draws 10 health from all heroes, ignoring row and defense, and heals the enemy with the lowest health equal to the health absorbed times ten, at the cost of 1 ether. Special II: Chant – Hobgoblin Kanrak chants furiously, working her allies into a rage and raising their levels by 3. Used when out of ether. Drops: Grand Tonic Party Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Blessed* *Inspired* *Instant Kills* *Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 29.33 Power Bonus: +2 Health: 43/43 86/86 Defense: 4 Gold: 40 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), Ambrosia 7x Mead, 5x Smelling Salts, 4x Nostrum, 22x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 11x Remedy, 5x Smoke Bomb, 5x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, 10x Grating Stone, Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 2 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.), Arc Elixir, Blessed Amulet, Beholder's Eye, 2x Cosmic Essence, Agni Bomb, Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear) Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *In the Air* Level 32.25 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 55/55 110/110 Gold: 1333 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom(2), Remedy, Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(2), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst., Mulled Wine, Elixir Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned and Blinded* *Hastened* *Lucky* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 30 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 2 Health: 51/51 Ether: 38/41 Gold: 116 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Shamanic Plate (Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2; Blood Ritual does double damage to the target; suitable to shamans only; bodywear) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3), Ognar's Beard (+8 power, wearer enraged, headwear, suitable for men), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility), Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone, Elixir Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Blinded* *Counterstriking* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 39.75 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 68/68 136/136 Gold: 536 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves, Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles) Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff),, Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Remedy, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 4x Potion, Grand Potion, Nostrum, 9 Meads, 3 Smelling Salts, 9 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Mulled Wine, 2 Grating Stones, Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned, Slowed, and Bound* *Reinforced* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Deals Poisoned-By-10* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 24.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 28 Health: 20/42 Gold: 69 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.), Winged Sandals (Protects from bound- and slowed-effects; footwear) Inventory: Potions (5), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x6, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 3x, Nostrum 2x, Smelling Salts, Grand Potion 3x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine, Ambrosia, 3 Grating Stones, Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle) Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Encouraged* *Hastened* *Lucky* *Inspired* *Steals 50% more gold* Level 23.33 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 35/35 70/70 Gold: 1539 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 4 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 4 Meads, Nostrum, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, 2 Smelling Salts, Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb, 3 Cosmic Essences, Mulled Wine, Soma Olmstyr (NPC, uncontrollable/takes suggestions) *Lucky* 33 years old male orc Warden Level 28 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 45/45 Gold: 0 Equipment: Serstyr (WP: 21, light-elemental, longsword), Traveller’s Cloak (SP: 1, backwear), Orc-Made Chainmail (Suitable for Olmstyr, SP: 9, half damage from humans, bodywear) Inventory: 2 Grand Potions, Elixir Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please list a battle order.

They're both bodywear, though. Running the round now.

1. Desolation of Smaug 2. Iron Man 3 And....that's all the movies I saw this year.

Atramor looked sideways at the nord who sat down a few stools away. He swore the man looked vaguely familiar, but he merely scratched his chin and polished off yet another bottle of rum.

I noticed Erik's new style in the statistics topic. Good to see you back in action Khorne.