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I used my red pen to correct your book report. Person 4 was only taking a nap. They came around and explained themselves thoroughly and I believe is a real protector. However, the person we asked them to protect does not appear to have been a target last night. I have some info about who did target who, but I'll wait to discuss that until some more information comes in. I have some investigation results too, but it is only good news. I will reveal that when the time is right.

That's easy for you to say Baron Von VampirePants, but this is someone's life we're talking about. Why do you want to get rid of either one? Are you trying to weaken the village? There has to be another way to find this out without killing either one of them today. There are more night actions coming in as the day progresses. Hopefully they will provide us with some leads...

Pop some popcorn, all ye bawdy gentlemen. It's a long play, but I promise there's at least one full frontal nudity scene and I promise to throw my panties into the audience at the end. The Theory of the Lone Wolf By Harriet Clive Last time in our series of award-winning plays, Person 4 had refused to answer the scrutinizing questions about his ability to protect, which made Person 1 look like the more likely Protector and Person 4 look like a lying werewolf! Scary! Scene 1 Person 4: Yes, I am a protector. Harriet: Oh, that makes sense. Are you lying? Person 4: No. Harriet: Really? Person 4: Yes, really. I'm not lying. I'm the protector. Harriet: Well, that's an airtight case. Now, I'm totally confused. I should go double check Person 1's story. Harriet reads a letter from Person 1 to Dacius Nathans. Harriet: How interesting. Enter Person 1 Person 1: Hello. Harriet: How convenient. I was just looking for you. Person 1: I'm always here to help you. Harriet: It's kind of creepy that you were right behind the curtain. Are you some sort of stalker? Person 1: Well, it is a play and it's customary for the next character to wait behind the curtain. Harriet: So, you weren't stalking me? Person 1: No. Harriet: Do you think I'm sexy? Person 1: Of course. Harriet: OK, then I'll take all of my clothes off. I promised the men full frontal. Harriet disrobes. Harriet: Person 1, I found this interesting statement in your letter to Dacius Nathans "There are several unbelievable facts in my history that would be impossible for me to tell you right now. I will not bother you with them, because you would think I was lying." What does that mean? Person 1: Do not repeat this to anyone or publish it in a play! Harriet: Of course not. Harriet winks at the audience. Person 1: I used to be a bodyguard for the werewolves but once Zed was killed I was released. Now I'm a villager and I'm a bodyguard for the village, but I think I might end up coming up as a werewolf if investigated. Harriet: ... ... ... Do you think I'm retarded? Person 1: I'm telling the truth! Harriet: I'm insulted you expect me to believe this. Person 1: Don't tell anyone else. Harriet: I wouldn't be able to repeat that megablocks. I don't think that lowly of anyone's intelligence to repeat that craziness. Person 1: I'm so screwed. This is the worst set of circumstances to live under! Harriet: Settle down, you drama queen. I'll go talk to my best friends about this. But wait, why would they release you? And who were they? Wouldn't you know all of the werewolves? Person 1: No, the only one I talked to was Zed. Harriet: Was Zed the head werewolf? Person 1: Yes, Zed was the head werewolf. Harriet: Wow, when you were born, did God say "Good fuckn luck." Person 1: Yes, God did say "Good fuckn luck." Harriet: Is your new win condition to kill all factions besides the villagers? Person 1: Yes, my new win condition is to kill all factions besides the villagers. Harriet: So, did your win condition used to be kill all the villagers? Person 1: Yes, my win condition did used to be kill all the villagers? Harriet: Is there an echo in here? Person 1: Is there an echo in here? Scene 2 Enter Harriet with her friends, Mary Poppins and Godzilla. Harriet: So he claims he was released from the Werwolves when Zed died. Mary Poppins: That's highly unlikely. Wouldn't all the werewolves know he was a traitor? Harriet: That is a good point. He said he only talked to Zed. Mary Poppins: Then Zed must've told the other werewolves that he was his bodyguard. Harriet: It's a complete crock. He kept repeating my questions as fact, but it was like I was filling in the holes in his story for him. Let's vote him out tomorrow. Godzilla: RAAAWR!!! Scene 3 Hunter: Hello, Harriet. Harriet: Well, it's about megablocking time. Hunter: Sorry. I heard your offer to hook me up with the person who makes the silver bullets, but I don't need them anymore. Harriet: Did you go buy your own or something? Hunter: No, God told me I don't need them anymore. I'm not a Werewolf Hunter anymore. I'm just a plain old vigilante villager. Apparently Zed was the only werewolf. They're all dead. Harriet: What? Hunter: Do I need to repeat myself? It's written right there. Re-read it. Harriet: You're bitchy. I like you. Hunter: Shall we rub applesauce on our bodies and roll around? Harriet: Of course, but first let's talk more about this werewolf megablocks. Hunter: Suit yourself. Harriet: If the werewolves are all gone then this crazy Person 1 could be telling me the truth. Hunter: Want me to kill someone? Harriet: Did God say explicitly that all the werewolves were gone? Hunter: He said the werewolf was dead and I was just a regular vigilante now. Harriet: So, the werewolf was the serial killer and there's some other faction out there that's the real scum and they're trying to kill us for some reason. Vampires maybe? Hunter: Maybe. Harriet: Wait a minute. Are you and Person 1 in on this together to make his cock-a-mamie megablocks story seem more plausible? Hunter: Maybe. If I was, I wouldn't admit it. It would give away the ruse. Harriet: Good point. Can I lick the applesauce off of your body now? Hunter: Of course. Harriet throws her panties in to the crowd. To tell the truth, Person 1's story was much more believable the way he told it. It is a crazy story and he spoon fed it to us. It was easier to believe than you would imagine. He seems on the level. We'd have to be stupid not to be suspicious of it, so we are looking for any inconsistency. We've been testing him pretty hard for two days and things remain consistent. The Hunter is quite believable as he or she has been tested and you have all seen that test passed. For the most part, this whole story seems to be true. Have we done so well in getting Zed on the first day, that the werewolf is eradicated and can't build a larger army? Have we strengthened ourselves by ridding ourselves of Zed on the first day and are now ridiculously powerful against whatever evil is still out there? Or are the supposed Hunter and Person 1 actually werewolves trying to make us believe the battle is over? Or are they members of another faction trying to make us believe they're on our side and there's another enemy? I'm not sure, but it's best to have all this info out there so we can all compare notes, theories and findings. This village will remain strong if we can stick together and really try to find the menace or menaces that dwell among us. As usual, the identities will be protected by me until we (the village) see reason to remove someone's anonymity. If there's an evildoer wanting to get to villagers who are brave enough to fight this battle at night, then you'll have to come through me. Come and get me, you spineless sniveling evil monsters. I eat demons like you for breakfast.

Two of their stories have been confirmed. I believe the other two are likely to be telling the truth. But more on that in a bit. If I get the go ahead from my advisers, there's a helluva play to perform for you lovely gentlemen. Hang tight, sexy.

This is sad that we have lost Raleigh. It's never good to lose a Villager. I don't think we need to fear the killer with the shotgun though. I believe that person acted with the interest of the village at heart. :wink: I hope I'm not wrong. Who is this sword killer? If the killer with the gun is a Villager, who is this other killer? And how nice of him to take out the horrible man who took my best friend, Dacius Nathans. Burn in hell Daniel, you awful, evil man. Oh, there are a lot of things that we learned last night, but I'm waiting for some trusted advisers before I reveal anything.

If you're jealous of my cleavage, just wear your dress lower.

Virgnis? I'm scared.

Oh, it is close to bedtime. I hope everyone is safe tonight. It would be so wonderful if we could wake up in the morning and have all of the villagers alive and safe. Good night everybody. If this is the last time I see you, there are two other villagers who know all of my suspcions, theories and findings. Someone will need to take my place as the spokesperson for those with important duties at night. I love you all! I hope if I die tonight, it's not in vain and that the work I have put in will lead to the eradication of these awful werewolves and whatever other "factions" may be out there.

No! Of course not. When you went to school, were you taught by students?

Mr. Greyson/Rick can't vote which doesn't completely make sense to me yet and is just downright bizarre altogether and Mr. Lyons/Tiny Pies R Us appears to agree with our intended target, but hasn't voted along with us yet.

What a pleasant tragedy this is turning out to be for us. We've got gentlemen offering to lick applesauce off of our slutty cleavages.

I love this so much. Now that the contest is over, I'm not afraid of showing bias. You've got so many great architectural details in a smaller set. I wish the LEGO City design team would build more sets like this. I get a little tired of the boxes with windows we get from them. Classic buildings like this have detail and don't have to be dumbed down just because it's a toy. I love to build on this level and have this much detail but I always bump it up to modular scale in order to do what I want. What I appreciate about your style is you're able to keep it in a more compact scale, closer to what LEGO would produce and keep that high level of detail in there. This is much more desirable for a layout if you have limited space too. I really love how you used the white 1 x 1 plate with tooth in the roof. Awesome piece, isn't it? One of my favorites. Excellent structure for the roof. I like the way you used the hinges and I love how the mudguards work for the arches along the porch roof. Excellent work! Thanks so much for sharing it with us!

I like my cock stuffed with applesauce so that when you squeeze it just right it ejaculates.

Good point, but he was pointing out that Mr. Lyons hasn't voted yet... I meant she. Sorry Fiona! I love your dress. Hey Cleavage Sister! Great minds think alike! Where's Beatrice? Let's go grab some cock!

Nope. Nope. Yup.

Way to win the Harry Potterize your Avatar contest. New tag will arrive when the winners of the other two contests are announced. Way to be randomly selected, lady. Congratulations metalgearsolid!

What's the point in asking this now? We've already convicted him. It was a coin toss anyway. If there's a person with the role of The Hunter out there, we need you to contact me in private. Or contact someone you trust. The person with your bullets doesn't know where to find you. Please use me as a go between or somebody you trust. If you have trusted someone and they've told you they'll get you the bullets, you're not trusting the right person. I know who actually has the bullets and they can get them to you tonight.

That's so hilarious.

I've delved deeper into all of these claims and there is a high probability they are all true. I am doing my best to piece together evidence to back up their claims. Since they all are compellingly pro-village I will protect their identities unless one of them shows some fangs. Trust me to keep testing them until I am sure they can be trusted.

Oops. But this is a common misspell for ESL as well. English is inconsistent whereas other languages are pretty consistent with their sounds. Even people who learn English as a second language from a very early age and speak it fluently can't spell worth a lick. Since nce makes a ents and ense sound, you'll oftentimes see very bright, very fluent people who learned English as a second language mix up these phonetically similar endings.

At this point I was annoyed because there was more than a shred of evidence. Zed had made a huge slip-up. That much more than a shred and is more than people in our position have to go off of at the beginning of such an ordeal. This could be seen as a responsible town move, but I didn't see how it helped to turn on us instead of helping the town weigh the two sides of the accusation. Zed was being pretty smart in not just coming back at me. He knew how guilty that would make him look. Not sure you knew well enough, to appear to look at the whole picture instead of just defend your side. In retrospect, do you see how transparent that would seem if you were a werewolf? This is where I became really suspicious. After Arianna pointed out that those who are defending Zed with little to back it up, you did a 180 and cast your vote for Zed ...and coincidentally spelled his alter ego wrong. How disrespectful... Either way, this is very conspicuous timing. As I mentioned after you said it, anyone following the evidence at that point wasn't blindly following me. They were helping to investigate both sides. Take, for example, Ariana who didn't agree 100% but looked into it. Then found that after looking into it, that I and Dacius and Beatrice had a point and that he would vote. You can follow his train of thought and see why he changed his vote. You defended Zed from the beginning with no reason, never tried to help work out the situation, did no further digging into both sides, just accused me and Dacius of starting a bandwagon and voting hastily, as if we were werewolves. You seemed to be ignoring the work the villagers were putting into deciding if the concern I raised merited a vote or was just overly suspcious on my part, and they found answers. You just kept trying to throw suspicion towards me after you had already voted. So, you had the best of both of your worlds. You could say you voted for the werewolf but still try to convince others to change... Again, this is long after several villagers had pooled evidence together and showed that my suspicion was a good one and Zed continued to slip up. But you had your tunnel vision on me and on defending Zed. Seems like you were trying to protect your numbers. When I pointed out to you that four people had come forward with supporting evidence that Zed was lying, you said: Then "That's also interesting" was in response to the baron's vote against the chief. You railed against the possibility of Zed being a werewolf all day but somebody mentions one small thing about another suspicion and suddenly you are interested. Can you see the sudden change in your behavior? Other people were interested in both players who were acting suspiciously. You only were interested in one and doggedly defended the other. Or as I more concisely put it then: Add all that to the fact that you and Mr. Sokern both defended Zed yesterday and are now trying to vote for eachother, I would imagine you would each like the other to be voted out so you can say you voted for a werewolf and hope people stop being suspicious of you. In my opinion, you are both werewolves and it doesn't matter who we vote out first. However, since so many people have voted for Mr. Sokern already, I shall do so as well, especially since I wrote that play. I should stand by the theories I floated and stand by my fellows villagers. Vote: Adam Sokern/sok117 Plus, we won't have to read his endless posts and multiple PM-quotes.

This is the British way of spelling it, numbskull. Furthermore, loose and lose are oftentimes mixed up by those who speak English as a second language. On a multicultural site, you should be more patient. And sok, you have no room to talk about people's spelling or grammar. However, defiantly and definitely are two different words, people. Everyone should know that.

I cannot with confidence say that person 4 is lying. They both deserve a chance to be tested. So, I will look over my evidence on Charles Synclair and make a decision between him and Adam Sokren for today's votes. Sorry to bring everyone the information about the protectors without being able to provide a conclusion. I want what's best for the town and if there's a possibility they are all telling the truth, I can't risk letting any werewolves know their identity. I'll make sure all of my information and theories are backed up with key trusted members of the village before sundown as I'm sure I'm getting closer and closer to death with the target I've put on myself in the last two days. I will miss you all. This has been one of the most fun lifetimes I've had and it's only the second day.

There's no system.