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If you'd just let that cleavage show, I bet you'd be a different woman! Let's make out.

As long as you've got the cock.

I know it's hard to follow the pseudonyms and I apologize if the players are seeming vague. It's so much easier to have all the details ironed out in private and sometimes I forget some of the more specific points. I guess it is not your fault since I'm protecting all the informants here, but I shall still give you a because you deserve it. A fool: an insane investigator. Gary Coleman is an insane investigator, aka a "fool." That was the original role as described by Zed's book "I'm a Werewolf and I Play One at Parties for a Small Fee." Let's get naked and have an orgy!

That is because the mess of pseudonyms can all be trusted. And don't worry about their real identities. If anything inconsistent comes up, I will reveal them. I gave up Strawberry Shortcake, didn't I? And uncovered Evil, even though I was wrong, when the investigation pointed towards him. But, if you have a theory of how Gary Coleman could still be suspicious, please tell us. I suppose he can't be 100% trusted yet, but tonight's results will certainly continue to tell us more. I agree that Charles Synclair should go, if for no other reason than he is no help whatsoever and can't even keep up with our findings. There is another higly suspicious person, but I'm working on finding any evidence... And then there are the quiet ones: Quinn...and Quinn...and that other Synclair... Quinn. We can certainly do without someone who speaks only once a day anyway...

How many people will not be paying full attention? If you are town and not paying attention you make it as hard for us as the scum do. One of our protectors has been killed!! However, it is more likely that they thought he was the sword killer than knew he was our protector. And it was Walter Knox. Sorry that words are so hard for some of you to read. Why am I working so hard to save these people who are pissing me off so much. Read the words, people. Read them. I love you all. A lot. For money. 'Cause I'm the town slut. Ooh! I can feel the Zombie Sebastien Baby kick!

Clearly it's not sound because Strawberry Shortcake is dead. It was Benjamin...God damn it pay attention people...Since we knew Bob was lying and figured Gary Coleman was insane, we had the Hunter (Porky Pig) shoot Strawberry Shortcake. You've all seen that happen at the beginning of the day thread. That's what I'm saying! The sword killer is indiscriminantly killing! Either he's a grossly informed Villager or another serial killer trying to kill all of us. If he was blocked on night one, he was blocked by scum, because our blocker blocked Adam Sokern. Not sure what he was doing on Night One, but he's killed every night since.

1. He wasn't very convincing. 2. We hadn't actually followed him. We had only investigated him, so I didn't even know he had a night action until I tricked him into telling me. 3. He said he believed Walter Knox to have a night action and could be the sword killer. It was odd he said "believed" because his night action was to find people with night actions. 4. Then he said he followed Daniel, which didn't make much sense because he said he would've believed he was the pickaxe killer just for being out of bed, if he hadn't been killed and proven to be the pickaxe killer. Why Knox would be the sword killer but he would assume Daniel had been the pickaxe killer just didn't make any sense at all. He seemed to know the pickaxe killer but really be wanting to find the sword killer. No. If Bob could see who had night actions and did think Walter Knox was the sword killer, it makes sense that the rogues would go after him. The sword killer has killed villagers and rogues. We'd all like to know who this sword killer is since he's an indiscriminate killer, who probably wins if we are all dead. The rogues probably targeted Knox because they thought he was the sword killer. As far as Beatrice goes, she was My Little Pony in my condename book. She had no night action and zero knowledge of any of the other players. Since she was taken out by the sword killer, I don't think there was any "leak." The sword killer must just be a serial killer bent on killing us all... Yes, this is true. He was Person 4, but I think the rogues went after him because they believed him to be the sword killer. Yes, and I think that's how he found out Walter Knox has a night action. I believe the rogues thought he was the sword killer and took him out because of that. The sword killer has been killing Villagers and Rogues and both factions need him or her dead. Notice how I repeated the same theory four megablocking times? Maybe everybody will freakn get what I'm going at this time?

No, I'm a slut! True, but the one-time shot is only one variation. There's another where the reviver must perish to bring another back to life. Is anyone else dead? No, so there's no reason to assume our ressurecter cannot use this power again...unless you know something.

Maybe if you read the play, you would see that we had him investigate the Baron and the result came back evil so we asked the Hunter to shoot Benjamin who was Strawberry Shortcake that Gary had investigated on the first night. I'm spelling it out for you people, step by step with these plays. Fuckin' read them. Do we have to keep re-explaining things to you? We've known that for days. Read the fuckn play! We tested Gary, that's how we knew we should kill Benjamin. Sorry, I'm feeling a bit under the weather and all you people who don't read the information that we work so hard to put right in front of your eyes are starting to piss me off. And no, dear Samuel Synclair, just because somebody didn't disappear in a puff of smoke doens't mean they aren't evil. A robed figure chanting brought him back to life. We'd be fools not to be at least somewhat suspicious of him. And it's not metagaming! Resurrected from the dead is not normal! It's just smart to fuckn be suspicious. Proper ladies shouldn't be using the f-word so much, so please excuse me, but megabluck, people, let's try to use our heads and explore all possibilities. Our lives are at stake! So tired....

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Yes, but please clean out the cobwebs first. You're wrapped so tightly in that dress I imagine your empty eye socket has seen the light of day more recently.

Fiona, dear, this may be a long shot, but since you cleaned up the mess before anybody woke up, what were you doing over by the fireplace in this picture...from my photographic memory: Did you hide that pickaxe in your dress to use for later? I've used one before when I haven't had a man for a while, but I find the pickaxe too dangerous. Broom handles are my preference.

You know, a ruben is my favorite sandwich. Especially with a nice fat cock. Delicious. I make more money this way.

He wasn't lying! Did you read the play, numbnuts? He is insane. His results are opposite, that's how we knew to shoot Bob. Bob was Strawberry Shortcake. So with Zombie Sebastian we have two investigators. I will not be identifying Gary Coleman. He helped us in killing Benjamin. Look up Vampire on Mafiascum, which is Zed's exhaustive appendix for his canon.

I don't prefer. There's a huge difference between Rogue and Rouge people. Thanks, Ruben, for pointing it out.

And you're not getting away without paying child support. Should I immediately bring up the possibility of you being ressurected to an evil faction or is it too soon? Applesauce. Cock. Sluts. Yeah, maybe I need some new material. In the book that Zed wrote, oftentimes there's an arsonist instead of a serial killer and a firefigther usually chases the serial killer. So, in a book or real life event with a werewolf, I suppose there would be a Hunter. I hope he's on our side. She was bitten by a vampire. If she returns, we're in trouble. Read Zed's book and his exhaustive appendix, MafiaScum.net.

Never.

Excuse me. I can't help notice that our pickaxe killer has returned. I have a photographic memory and I clearly remember our dear Fiona by the fireplace after the last rogue was killed. This was after God said the mess was cleaned up so what was she doing back there???

A night of actions! Scene 1 Sebastien Vaughn: Rawr! I’m risen from the dead. I will kill Harriet! Rawr! I’ve returned! I’m a crazy ego-monster! Rawr! Must eat Harriet! Harriet: But I’m pregnant! With your baby! Sebastien: Wha???? Harriet: And I’m wearing glasses. You wouldn’t harm a pregnant woman wearing glasses would you? Sebastien: Ego! Ego! Ego! Enter Gary Coleman. Gary Coleman: Well my night investigation results found that Goldilocks is evil. Harriet: You’re insane. Gary Coleman: But I am real, unlike Sebastien thought. Sebastien: I have no brain! Rawr! Harriet: Well, it’s OK because we had Porky Pig kill Strawberry Shortcake. Gary Coleman: That was ballsy. Harriet: Do you have time for a flashback? Gary Coleman: Of course! Flashback Harriet: Hello Strawberry Shortcake. Strawberry Shortcake: Hello. Harriet: We had you followed night one. What were you up to? Gary Coleman: But he wasn’t followed. I investigated him. Harriet: I know. I’m lying to him to try to trip him up. Gary Coleman: Oh, smart move. Harriet: Thanks. I’m a smart player. Sebastien: No!!!!!!!!! Stupid!!!!!!!!!! Harriet: Both of you hush and get out of the flashback. Strawberry Shortcake: I was out on Night One because I’m a Peeping Tom. I think Walter Knox has a night action. I followed him and he was out of bed. Harriet: Oh well. That makes sense. I trust you. Strawberry Shortcake: Oh good. Harriet: Sucker… Scene 2 Later… Strawberry Shortcake: I’m an evil megablocker. Mwahahahahaha! Porky Pig: Abadee Abadee Abadee..be dee be dee… That’s all, folks! (Bang!) Gary Coleman: I’m glad Strawberry Shortcake was killed. I wonder why there are two investigators. Sebastein: Not … real!!!!!! Harriet: In doing some research into Zed’s old old books, there was an original Werewolf game that people played at parties. It involved two seers, one of which was a fool. Sebastien: megabluck. Harriet: I know. We could’ve discussed that before killing you the first time if you weren’t such an megablocks. Sebastien: Oh well. Harriet: Friends? Sebastien: Yes, friends. Sebastien starts to strangle Harriet. (curtain.) Beatrice was My Little Pony. Now that she is night-killed I wonder if we will see her return as a vampire. Good job sword killer.

I wouldn't stalk him if he'd just post the megablocking thing.

Hey! It's almost been an hours and you're not even in the online list any more! Why are you toying with our emotions?

The list of members viewing this forum is basically the list of players. Dead, alive and otherwise.

45 minutes??? But I've been watching your profile for a half hour.

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