Jump to content

Hinckley

Root Administrator
  • Posts

    35,896
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Hinckley

  1. It's very odd that you have no idea what's going on with other things around here and yet you are very knowledgeable about this particular subject. Maybe raising the dead runs in the family? Perhaps Sam didn't raise Beatrice, but could it have been his brother, Charles? I think you know him? It's you! Which perhaps is why you claim to have the role you claim to have. It's a very convenient role to claim. Interesting how there's a differentiation in the affiliation. Perhaps you have two methods of doing what you claim and are telling the truth about having to put the one away. Put perhaps you have another method without the one you put away. William Fairfax is most likely our remaining Rogue. Charles Synclair, after avoiding the vote twice, is most likely our sword killer. I can't believe I didn't see it earlier...
  2. Speaking of suspects, why don't we ever hear from William Fairfax? It's clear he has a double vote, but what else does he do with his time? We don't hear much from him around here.
  3. Nope. I said similar ability to correct a mistake. Not a similar ability to revive the dead. Good guess, though.
  4. It doesn't?
  5. I believe there's only one rogue left! I'll come forward with more as soon as I can. Apologies to everyone. I had to threaten Beatrice with something to get her to talk to me in private. It worked. She's talking. I believe what she has to say, so give me a few more minutes with her. Thanks.
  6. Beatrice admits she can convert!!! Sorry, Beatrice. I love the village more than you. I'll miss our snuggle sessions.
  7. Good job to you, sir. You've paid attention and repeated all of the facts right.
  8. Then we should definitely vote her megablocks out.
  9. Beatrice claims that she'll just keep coming back to life, so I say we put that to the test and vote her megablocks out. I have spoken with Little Bunny Foo Foo and ... have a tendency to believe him right now... That doesn't leave a lot of options on my non-trusted list. Um...this is getting really confusing. If it was a fictional character, why was he blacked out for us. You turned to him and faced him. You know who it was. Death to the vampire and beloved cleavage sister. We must vote her out today. We must.
  10. Because I'm giving them a chance to prove themselves in private.
  11. God would not show us a pickaxe being transferred among three people who weren't connected somehow. If each rogue had his own pickaxe, we would've seen four murders in one night. You, Beatrice, are a liar. L-I-A-R, liar! Giving cleavage a bad name. The Case of the Cleavage Jealousy by Harriet Clive Harriet: What's your night action? Little Bunny Foo Foo: I'm a psychologist. Harriet: Oh, like an investigator? Little Bunny Foo Foo: No, I can block someone I think is a killer for two nights, but only once during the game. Harriet: How does a psychologist block somebody? Little Bunny Foo Foo: Just once and only the killers. Harriet: What? That's oddly specific and un-precedented. Well, let's save it for when we think we have a killer cornered. Little Bunny Foo Foo: Oh, but there's no penalty for using it, so you may as well have me block somebody. Harriet: OK. Block Winston Churchill. Little Bunny Foo Foo: OK. Harriet: I hope she's scum. It's not easy to type Little Bunny Foo Foo over and over and over. Hey wait, Little Bunny Foo Foo. Little Bunny Foo Foo: Yes? Harriet: If there's not penalty in guessing wrong, why haven't you used the night action before now? Who else have you blocked? Little Bunny Foo Foo: I like pie. Harriet: Seriously, who have you tried to block before? Little Bunny Foo Foo: Flowers are so pretty. Harriet: OK... (Enter Sebastien who starts strangling Harriet) Sebastien: You didn't protect me! I kill you now! Harriet: But, I'm not writing this, how'd you get in my play? Sebastien: Ego powerful! Kill Harriet! Kill! You let me die....again! Hatred! Hatred! Kill Kill Kill! (Beatrice flies in and sucks out all of Sebastien's blood and he dies again.) Yogi Bear: Hey Harriet, I have a night action. Harriet: Why the hell didn't you tell me before? Yogi Bear: It's the same as Benjamin's and you killed him just because he told you about it. Harriet: So, you track people? Yogi Bear: Yes, I'm a spy. Harriet: Follow Little Bunny Foo Foo. Yogi Bear: Yes sir! (Exit Yogi Bear. Enter Little Bunny Foo Foo) Little Bunny Foo Foo: I'm blocking Winston Churchill. Harriet: I know. You told me. Little Bunny Foo Foo: I'm making sure you know. In case you see I'm out, you know I have a reason. Harriet: How convenient for you. Little Bunny Foo Foo: If somebody says I'm out, it's because I'm blocking Winston Churchill. Harriet: I get it! (Exit Little Bunny Foo Foo. Enter Yogi Bear) Yogi Bear: Little Bunny Foo Foo has a night action. Harriet: Figured, thanks. (Exit Yogi Bear. Enter Little Bunny Foo Foo.) Little Bunny Foo Foo: Winston Churchill is not a night killer. Harriet: I hope we kill you soon, you liar. (Curtain) Thank you! Thanks to all that's left of my adoring fans. Sorry so many of you have perished. I hope we can turn this around. I love you all! Thank you! Thank you all so much!
  12. Dear sister of the Cleavage and one of my most trusted confidantes before being converted murdered, why haven't you contacted me in private? I've been trying to raise you. Succubus, that a bonus word. You get a blow job. Yay!
  13. I can vouch for this.
  14. Shall I just hand over the identity of the ressurector and you can all address that person yourself? Oh, hooray for night actions! I think I know who one of our killers is! Oooh! Yay! Something worked! I have to talk to somebody first and I'm giving one person another chance to put their foot in their mouth defend themselves. But I'll soon give you a nice play. I don't know who we take out today though. Beatrice is obviously dangerous. "I have to figure out who to kill tonight... ... I mean convict! When we convict, we kill, right?" She has to be taken out. Sorry, it's too close to what the books say about the vampire. And the sword killer a rogue? Must've been a usurper as well if they took out Daniel. Or it's total megablocks. And this reviver? Too much going on. Time to tighten up ranks. Talk to only the people you fully trust.
  15. Are you completely dense? The musket killer killed Benjamin for us. Have you not been paying attention? He was working with us. And did you see the pissed-off look on Beatrice's face? Have you read the stories of Zed's about the vampire? Do you remember what Beatrice told us about being bitten by a vampire? You think the musket killer was a bad guy, you think Beatrice is a good guy... I think you're scum.
  16. Let me explain what happened with Sebastien's protection from last night: I thought we through enough suspicion towards him that he was re-incarnated as a rogue that the rogues would want to keep him around to cause suspicion. We hoped, at most, they would block him, assuming he was being protected or that he would cause confusion for the villages as we had tried to make it seem. That was a gamble that didn't pay off. It actually blew up in our face...or more appropriately...axed into our chests... Sorry, Sebastien. That was a bad strategy move on my part. I guarantee I shall never ever hear the end of it, even if you are dead.
  17. I would then beg the damn sword killer to come talk to me so we could compare freakin notes because I've certainly proven I can be trusted since I've led us to the conviction of a Werewolf, the death of a Rogue and the conviction of a Rogue. So, I would like the sword killer to stop killing people we trust or have useful night actions. We can work together and win this whole thing. It's aggravating...
  18. But Terrence was the one who Killed Benjamin, remember? He was killing who we were asking him to. He may have been neutral but he was choosing to work with us. Are you suggesting Neutral Supernatural Hunters should be killed? Why do you keep defending the sword killer? He's done nothing but hurt us in the last two nights. If he was talking to us, we could've told him to avoid killing Terence. We could've warned him that killing Beatrice would've turned her into the vampire. I seriously doubt he's working for the good of the village. Do you know something we don't Charles??
  19. OK, last night's plan didn't work at all. Sorry, Sebastien. We took a gamble and it didn't pay off...at all. It's clear the sword killer is not on our side. Beatrice must be killed, but who brought her back? If it's the same person who did last time, they have some explaining to do... We had a theory that we tested with Quinn: Everybody seems to have a night action. So, we checked with everybody what their night action is. Those who didn't claim to have one, we moved to the top of our suspicion list. Quinn didn't claim to have one, he was a rogue. Philip claimed to not have one so we asked Terence to kill him. The theory was not proven... I'll wait until the rest of the night actions come in to see what we can take away from last night. I have a couple of theories, but as I hear a grumble or two that I'm running things, I shall simply present the facts and let all the people decide what the best route for voting is. I apologize for losing Sebastien. I took a gamble that cost us our sane investigator. I hope we can recover.
  20. JimButcher wonders why people only like him when he has a day thread to post. :'(

    Quit yer cryin' and post the damn day thread! :P

  21. Can you be more specific? I want to know when. Am I dead? Just tell me now. The suspense is killing me.
  22. New day! New day! New day! Oh, sorry.
  23. You've misspelled weird.

  24. Hinckley

    Grattis Ras 74

    Ras!!! I miss you so much, brother! Have a great birthday. Hope to see you soon!
  25. The word is Rogue, not Rouge.
×
×
  • Create New...