God would not show us a pickaxe being transferred among three people who weren't connected somehow. If each rogue had his own pickaxe, we would've seen four murders in one night. You, Beatrice, are a liar. L-I-A-R, liar! Giving cleavage a bad name.
The Case of the Cleavage Jealousy
by Harriet Clive
Harriet: What's your night action?
Little Bunny Foo Foo: I'm a psychologist.
Harriet: Oh, like an investigator?
Little Bunny Foo Foo: No, I can block someone I think is a killer for two nights, but only once during the game.
Harriet: How does a psychologist block somebody?
Little Bunny Foo Foo: Just once and only the killers.
Harriet: What? That's oddly specific and un-precedented. Well, let's save it for when we think we have a killer cornered.
Little Bunny Foo Foo: Oh, but there's no penalty for using it, so you may as well have me block somebody.
Harriet: OK. Block Winston Churchill.
Little Bunny Foo Foo: OK.
Harriet: I hope she's scum. It's not easy to type Little Bunny Foo Foo over and over and over. Hey wait, Little Bunny Foo Foo.
Little Bunny Foo Foo: Yes?
Harriet: If there's not penalty in guessing wrong, why haven't you used the night action before now? Who else have you blocked?
Little Bunny Foo Foo: I like pie.
Harriet: Seriously, who have you tried to block before?
Little Bunny Foo Foo: Flowers are so pretty.
Harriet: OK...
(Enter Sebastien who starts strangling Harriet)
Sebastien: You didn't protect me! I kill you now!
Harriet: But, I'm not writing this, how'd you get in my play?
Sebastien: Ego powerful! Kill Harriet! Kill! You let me die....again! Hatred! Hatred! Kill Kill Kill!
(Beatrice flies in and sucks out all of Sebastien's blood and he dies again.)
Yogi Bear: Hey Harriet, I have a night action.
Harriet: Why the hell didn't you tell me before?
Yogi Bear: It's the same as Benjamin's and you killed him just because he told you about it.
Harriet: So, you track people?
Yogi Bear: Yes, I'm a spy.
Harriet: Follow Little Bunny Foo Foo.
Yogi Bear: Yes sir!
(Exit Yogi Bear. Enter Little Bunny Foo Foo)
Little Bunny Foo Foo: I'm blocking Winston Churchill.
Harriet: I know. You told me.
Little Bunny Foo Foo: I'm making sure you know. In case you see I'm out, you know I have a reason.
Harriet: How convenient for you.
Little Bunny Foo Foo: If somebody says I'm out, it's because I'm blocking Winston Churchill.
Harriet: I get it!
(Exit Little Bunny Foo Foo. Enter Yogi Bear)
Yogi Bear: Little Bunny Foo Foo has a night action.
Harriet: Figured, thanks.
(Exit Yogi Bear. Enter Little Bunny Foo Foo.)
Little Bunny Foo Foo: Winston Churchill is not a night killer.
Harriet: I hope we kill you soon, you liar.
(Curtain)
Thank you! Thanks to all that's left of my adoring fans. Sorry so many of you have perished. I hope we can turn this around. I love you all! Thank you! Thank you all so much!