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How noble. I do hope they come to your defense in this thread then. Trying to keep you alive in private doesn't seem very helpful.

Yes, and in my last life a lot of innocent people died because of me. But, a big part of it was me being influenced behind the scenes by werewolves. I mean scum.

I've learned this...maybe: In these games of life, it's best to follow your instincts and not be influenced by private meetings. If you are indeed a villager, I would be very wary of this person who has contacted you in private. Why do they trust you? After your slip-up, what makes them so sure you're innocent? Could they be guilty themselves? Either way, I apologize if I've brought this attention on you in error. I just thought it was worth pointing out for the greater good of the village.

If there is more than one neutral in this game, I will crap my petticoat in rage.

No. In other games...of life the scum win regardless of what independents or neutrals do. I was in a play called "Ye Olde Noir Mafia", you all may remember it? I played a scum and my wife (it was a pants role) was a serial killer and I had no idea. And my...throughline...wasn't affected by her win conditions...I mean objective. This would be a horrible mistake, I could see that, but it is all we have to go on. I read my ... brain ... somewhat quickly too but the line about other factions stood out to me. I hope I'm not Jesus wrong.

I'm a proper lady. I don't meet with men in private unless I am married to them or there is money changing hands.

Weave, weave, weave I hope I am wrong, Mr. Phillips, but it's such a silly mistake to make on our first day in this tragedy. The damage may be irreversible.

OK, but as a general store employee, I know Zed to have quite a silver tongue. His brain's not quite so fast though. He didn't think about what he said before he said it. I'm sure he'll weave a very convincing tale, but I doubt it will be a true one. Suit yourself, good sir. I just hope it doesn't come back to bite you later...

Everybody listen up and please pay close attention. I may be the town slut, but I can spot a slip-up when I see one. I think we've found our first werewolf and I'll try to explain my reasoning without meta-gaming. Zed Philips has asked how I knew there were other factions. As a villager, I know that I want all the other factions besides the villagers, or the village or the town eradicated. :wink: Am I right? Zed didn't seem to know there were other factions so I imagine he just wants all of the villagers dead. He might not care about the other factions or even be aware of them because all he needs to do to win...this game...of life is outnumber us innocent villagers. So, I know who I'm voting for when the time comes. He may come up with a good excuse but I think the slip-up has already happened. Sorry Zeb. I believe you've shown us your fangs.

I brought up the other factions. I learned this information in what I imagine, if there's any consistency in this game...of life, would be the same way that all villagers received the same information. So, if you are unaware of this, I suggest you either re-check your information or backtrack real quick. The fact that you are not aware that there are other factions makes me very suspcious of you. Cock?

I don't like Mr. Hewitt either, but I doubt he's stupid enough to practically announce he ate those men's intestines yesterday and would therefore forego eating breakfast. My suspicions fall on Baron Von VampirePants. If he has mysteriously been living out in the woods, who's to say he isn't the leader of this pack of werewolves? Let's kill him and then loot his manor.

Everyone knows that wolves travel in packs. Maybe there's a lone wolf, but that would probably be a serial killer. I hear talk of factions among us, so I assume that there are more sinister things lurking in the shadows than werewolves and the obviously-a-vampie Baron Von Count Pants or whatever.

So, Baron Count? You're a reclusive freak, huh? No countess? What do you do out here all by yourself with your servants? Do they lure men in and you eat them by the light of the full moon, you applesauce slut?

Contest closed. Thanks for all of the great entries and the high level of creativity. Best of luck to all the contestants! Voting thread will be up within 24 hours.

This contest is officially closed. The voting thread will be up within 24 hours. Best of luck to everyone and thanks for making it such a successful contest. There are some really fantastic entries out there.

Yay! Welcome to the party, my lord.

Uncanny, this description has you pegged, good sir.

Oh yes, it's my absolute favorite. I can swallow three or four at one sitting.

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It's a good question to ask. I, personally, pick people I know will play. When you randomly select, you get a bunch of people who shouldn't play and sometimes ruin game play by not knowing what they're doing. After playing with you, I trust you to play and understand and take it seriously. I had a player once post his role (which was a traitor, meaning he had to vote with the scum although he was town aligned) in the discussion thread and ask what it meant. I've had people join a game and never post. It becomes about wanting it to run well when you put that much work into it and random selection doesn't work. We're working on a way for more people to play. I'm sorry you weren't selected here. You will be selected again in the future. Just be patient. And yes, we've had staff take breaks from mafia to give other people a chance. But don't be bitter. Just accept that there are some things that you can't control and be patient. We'll get you back into the mafia scene. Unless you keep throwing s at us. Have fun, man. Another opportunity will be up soon.

Oh geez, I even added lycanthropes. Poor CallMePie. Sorry.

It's exactly like the President shooting someone. Great point. Thanks for keeping it all in perspective. Baby.

I'm so glad you're here. I feel like I knew you in a former life, except there was some sort of fence between us...and I hated you. For confusing me about who was insane. But that's just an inkling. I'm very happy to see you here now. Cock? Suspicious?

Are you 12 years old or 90? Settle down. Have some fun. Or let me have some at your expense.