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The cock was plumper, so we cooked it instead of the hens which are rather skinny and gamey.

I took werewolves out of the swear filter after laughing for ten minutes about "slut Mafia." I've added some other fun words to the swear filter though. I dare you to say a certain cranky player's name. JimButcher! Press down your slutty bricks! What the hell?

Thank you. I'm quite unaware of vampire etiquette. I'm so glad you're here. I trust you the most. Tell me what to do! The sausages are gone, would you like some cock? Heloooooooooo. Duke, you are quite old. Can you still get it up?

Pfft.

*slap* My father was a decent man. He never touched me. I don't care what that tribunal said. He drowned. That proves he's no witch! I had to change my surname after that debacle...

Fine. I guess. I don't seem to have one, actually...so not fine? Ignatius is my boss? Is that what you mean? I'm confused. Where are the flying apple sauce pig sluts?

But he's still hot!

Jesus, he's hot.

I love the long ones!

Happy birthday, my friend. And thanks for all of your hard work on the site!

Awesome review! Thanks for sharing. I remember this set so well. It was the first one I got with the slide, bay window and windmill pieces. I was so excited! I remember saving my allowance so I could afford it. Too bad the figures have the creepy eyeballs. This is still one of my favorite sets. What an excellent and thorough review.

His rooster is enormous!

Yes, you're in the contest, but I do have to insist that you follow the Site Guidelines and post with proper punctuation and grammar, please. Thank you.

My name is Harriet you flat-chested applesauce.

Oh really? We'll see about that.

As stated in the contest thread, the deadline is tonight midnight CST. Your links all seem to be broken. (or my IT filter at work blocks the hosting site... )

Seriously, if we don't do something about the applesauce-chucking flying-pig-sluts, this town is ducked.

They're so adorable! We have no defense against them!

Oh, this'll never get old. Cute baby piggies too? :cry_sad: If I survive this ordeal, I'm moving out of this insane little town!

Gah! I just peed my petticoat.

Yes, it appears we have some sort of dust/feather/ceilings-don't-meet-walls problems in our town. That and werewolves, sluts and applesauce? Why has God forsaken us?

Werewolves! Spell it right or the swear filter won't hilariously replace it. Damn it! Werewolves! Spell it right. Don't deny me my hilarity! Yay! Of all people, Bob spells it right.

I guess it does. I'm sorry. I didn't notice this had been used before the question was asked. I'll make sure to put that in the rules next time.

Entries due before midnight US Central Standard Time. Best of luck to everyone.

Until midnight US Central Standard Time.