Dannylonglegs

That was your doing. I didn't mention nudity at all!

Hahaha! I love the RP going on in 62. I really want to see what would happen if Nessa got turned into a Newt too, but sadly, there's very little chance for that to happen. Also, technically, Newts don't have scales, they have semi-permeable glandular skin, which means they always need to stay moist... Although, it's certainly not as smooth as a salamander's. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

I know, right!? ~Insectoid Aristocrat

"You make a valid point, but we don't need them around either. The way I see it, the fewer enemies we have, the more options we have, and the more options we have, the easier utterly crushing the Regret will be."

"Let's burn them." Commanded Sylph calmly, his cape swirling behind him. "The Scepter will disintegrate in due time. No need to go out of our way to beat the thing. We've got time. Order: Punii: Mix Jellies Alex: Tonic Aquos, BR Aquos: Lucky Chant, BR Sylph: Frail Rhodu, BR Sylph: Frail Rhodus, BR (or, Rhodus, BR) Johon: Scepter, BR Galen: Rhodu, BR Elgar: Rhodus, BR Rome: Eidolon, BR Hal: Regret, BR

I hate those kinds of enemies. Good Riddance Tail. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Fine, I'll grant you that, but there aren't any True Minstrels yet (Aquos not counting due to his almost unmanageably small ether, which means he's only supporting as long as he himself is being supported, which cuts into Sylph, Elgar, and Alex's effectiveness)... Sylph would truly be a minstrel if he could just play an instrument (or had any Hinckwell reputation). Also, super pleased I got to turn someone into a Newt. Probably more pleased than I should be. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Ugh. Sylph might as well just go to the fields and get one the hard way! There's no way he can out bid every Player and his Sister for the thing. Druids may be the best support class, but they don't pay well. I'm gunna have to sell-out and be a bloody rogue next character. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

You have no Idea how amused I am with this round's Dice rolling. >Amorith- Revive Drake >Drake- Earth Golem 3 (Hit: 13/2=6-5=1 damage) >Karie- Rubix 6 (Special Damage: low for Curse, high for Newt, 6 rolled. Turn you into a Newt: Karie turned into a Newt) >Nessa- Rubix 1 (Shield: Tripleshot 17*2=34-3=31 Damage to Rubix, 17-5=12 to golem) >Dreyrugr- Rubix 4 Miss (Miss) The Round started off well, Karie ordered Amorith to revive their fallen ally. The mage grudgingly shooed the buzzard-like Dak away from the unconscious Drake, and unceremoniously dumped the liquid into Drake's Mouth. He sputtered and coughed back to like, brushing the moisture from his face as he picked up his sword and charged the Golem. The monster, about to smash Karie, was thrown off its intended action by the charge, and, while Drake failed to hurt it, the thing became distracted trying to smash the newly revived warrior. Then, in the mage's frustrated anger, he called upon his darkest magics, those with the power to involuntarily change the shape of a living creature to a more harmless one... He shouted the arcane words. A sickly green whirlwind formed above Karie... "Oh, shi...." The cloud descended upon her, and she found herself unable to move, It covered her form and crashed down on the ground, dispersing into green fog and smoke. In Karie's place scampered a small, red amphibian creature. "Mwahahahahahahahahhahaha!" Cried the insane archmage. "You fools shall feel my wrath! Fear me! Fear me! Mwahahaha!" He then got impaled twice by Nessa's bolts. Dreyrugr swung at him, but missed. Round 6 of My Big Fat Greek Undeading. Archmage Rubix Sixsquares "Try destroying me now, puny newt!" Type: Humanoid, Dark Level: 15 HP: 3/150 SP: 3 Ether: 15/20 Specials: (Chosen by Dice Roll) Curses!: Target is Cursed (uses 1 ether) Raise Undead: A random undead joins the combat (Uses 3 ether) Turn you into a newt: Target is minimized, all attacks become (Bite, usable by anyone, non-ranged, WP=Current highest WP item, Poisoned), Effect lasts until remedied. (Uses 5 Ether) Take Tonic: Rubix regains 5 ether (uses Tonic ) (Usable only if 5 Ether has been used) Drops: Ethereal Cloak (SP +2, Max. Ether +4), Amethyst, Tonic x2 Earth Golem "... ... ... ... ... ..." Type: Earth Level: 10 HP: 164/200 SP: 5 Special: Smash: Deals 14 Earth Damage. Drops: Nothing Note: Crumbles when Rubix dies. A Single Toad "Ribbit!" Type: Aquatic, Beast Level: 1 HP: 10 SP: 5 Special: Croakomancy: Target is brought down to 1 HP. Drops: Potion Black Death "Oogy!" Type: Undead Level: 9 HP: 0/60 Special: Leech Life: Target loses 5 HP, and Black Death Gains 5 HP, regardless of row or SP Drops: Gloves of the Undead Assassin (For every enemy the wearer kills, it gains 5 HP, Usable by anyone, Handgear) Gangreen "Boogy!" Type: Undead Level: 8 HP: o Special: Fester: Target takes 8 damage and is poisoned. Drops: Venom Skelie in a Barrel "Do a Barrel Roll!" Type: Undead, Plant Level: 6 HP: 30 Special: Do a Barrel Roll: Target is confused and enraged. Drops: Nostrum, Bone Skeleton A *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone Skeleton B *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone Skeleton C *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone The Party Karie Alderflask (Played by Kintober) *Party Leader* *Newt* 22 year old Human Newt Rogue, lvl 7 Power: 2 Health: 2/2 Equipment: Bite (WP: 6, *Poisoned*) Nessa Anárion (herrJJ) 59 years old female elven Ranger Level 10 1/2 Power: 17 (Lvl. 10 + WP: 7) (20 vs. Werefolk) Defense: 1 Health: 14/16 Gold: 0 Equipment: Silver Crossbow with Raven-Slayer Bolts (WP 7 (+3 vs. werefolk (removable)), Leather Armour (SP: 1), Inventory: Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Venom, Mead, Potion x3, Croise Bow (WP: 6) (usable by Rangers), Smelling Salts Drake Flamerobe 25 year old male human Level 8 Knight Power: 13 Defense: 2 Health: 18/18 Ether: 0/0 Gold: 310 Equipment: Greatsword (WP:5), Shield (SP:2) Helmet Inventory: Torch(WP:3), Potion x2, Phoenix Essence, Tonic, Shovel, Bedroll, Mead, Smoke Bomb, Remedy, Fire Bomb Dreyrugr (Vash the Stampede) 1000 year old Male Vampire Rogue Level 13 1/2 Power: 17 (Level 13+Weapon 6) Health: 13/19 (Rogue Base 7+ Level Bonus 12) Gold: 67 Equipment: Crow-Claw Dagger (WP: 6, 1/6 chance to stun enemy on successful attack), Psuedos Hood Inventory: Venom x2, Bedroll, Remedy, Grand Potionx1, Smelling Salts x3, Amethyst, Shuriken (WP:5), Mead, Net (if used in combat, 1/3 chance to slow enemy, 1/3 chance to be useless, 1/3 chance slow self, lasts 3 rounds, retrievable), Nostrum, Potion x3, Throwing Dagger (WP:3) Fauxthril Scythe (WP:5), The Heads (Quest Item) Amorith Marvelo (Played by legobodgers) Level 13 1/2 Mage Power: 21 (13+8+1) Health: 16/17 Ether: 9/17 SP: 6 Gold: 5 Equipment: Dual staff (WP: 8) damages 2 enemies in one hit, Crow-Cursed Cloak (SP: 6 Suitable for Mages or Rogues) Inventory: Fang Dagger (WP: 5), opal (ice), ruby (fire), garnet (earth), diamond (light), amethyst (darkness), 5 potions, 8 tonics, 4 remedies, 1 elixir, 3 nostrums, 3 mead, ice bomb, smoke bomb, shovel, bedroll, 3 bones, jo-no tree seed, Scroll of Blindness, Fire Bomb Party Leader: Do stuff. Everyone: Do stuff OoC: Funnily enough, There's very little reason to remedy Karie, because Rubix is bound to die next round. She can still talk, cause she's a magic newt, but she can't use her items, 'cause she's a Newt. Badass remarks like, "Nobody makes Karie feel insignificant but me." are encouraged.

"Yes." Stated Sylph again. "Given enough time, I'll find a way to end your eternal suffering.... And we've got all the time in the world."

Frankly, I was just holding on to them. Sylph doesn't really care much about possessions (apart from those that can benefit him substantially, such as his bow and that Medal of Glory (and maybe whatever hide the Regret drops...) but if you make it into a bargaining chip, I'd be willing to use it as one. That's what I thought. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

"You're right. Those who died today will remain dead." Stated Sylph.

Well, I won't even argue if Galen tries. There's no way to argue with that kind of money. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Damn you rogue!!! I should have killed you when I had the chance. That said, Xander is a Hunter, and I have more ranged things than you. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

I didn't see that! Where's it advertised? I just checked the Market, but didn't see it! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Really? How much? ~Insectoid Aristocrat

OoC: Thunderpants should have dealt 2* damage to the Scepter due to its element. "Yes, Alex, yes you shall. Regret, You've made a fatal mistake: You aren't protecting your claw very well." Order: Punii: Make Jellies Aquos: Lucky Chant, BR Sylph: Frail Claw, BR Sylph: Frail Claw, BR (or, Claw, BR) Johon: Claw, FR (All: Switch to Scepter when Claw Dies) Alex: Claw, FR Galen: Claw, FR Elgar: Claw, BR Rome: Claw, FR Hal: Claw, FR "Ha ha ha ha ha." Chuckled Sylph with bitter hollowness. "You're wrong. Wrong on all accounts."

I didn't just realize that. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Oh yes, and I forgot to mention he's a Druid, arguably the most useful support class. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

OoC: The only reason I didn't auto-run you all piling on Rubix is because I want to know if you'd like to revive Drake and have him get the XP or not. (and I was busy) After you decide that, I can run the round. An order would be nice though.

I think I might want to go to the fields with the next group. Strategy is something Sylph's good at, and I really want him to earn XP fast, because none of the Prestige Classes appeal to him for various reasons. As far as Prestige classes go, Dragoon would be my first choice, since he'd have a dragon companion, which would be cool, but A. It doesn't work amazingly well with my plans for him, and B. He doesn't really have the items for the job (and the lack of ether's a bother as well). Sylph would have little against being an alchemist (and honestly, that may be the path I take him) but his current reputations, and a not amazing fit to my plans sort of conspires against it. Chi Monk would be perfect, except that he'll never work for the Ji Pei on principle (It hasn't come up, but he doesn't like the Ji Pei's sciency stuff.) Necromancer would be easiest to reach, but again, No on principle (He's fond of keeping the dead dead, magic out of the earth, and killing all undead abominations.) Beast Warrior would not work for him, even though he's a druid. (The whole "mysterious guy/girl/?" thing wouldn't work well with that.) Cannoneer is also not going to happen, because it's not Sylph. (Very little appeal appart from the ranged aspect. Sylph wouldn't work well as a Bonaparte soldier, either.) Sylph's also not interested in Harlot and Infiltrator, Skirmisher, Regulator, and Winged Warrior. Minstrel fits Sylph best of all mechanically, but I have Shadeaux Rep, and I don't know what instrument Sylph would play. Also, I wanted my next character to be a bard, so I sorta want to save that for later. Sylph is probably going to be a Druid until he's a Prophet. It's not that I want to skip right to Prophet, but rather, that Sylph wants power. He wants that medal one way or another. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

>Amorith - Rubix 2 Critical Hit (16+13=29-3=26*2=52 Damage) >Karie - Potion on Black Death (10 Damage) >Nessa - Potion on Dreyrugr (10 Health) Dreyrugr - Gangreen 2 Critical Hit (12+13=25 Damage) Free Hit: Golem v. Amorith (10/2=5-6=0 Damage) Amorith Blasted the mad mage with his magic. The blast knocked him back with its power. Karie and Nessa used Potions to differing effects. Dreyrugr killed (again) the Gangreen) Round 5 of My Big Fat Greek Undeading. Archmage Rubix Sixsquares "No! Golem! Squish them like insect! Squish them! Why won't you die?!" Type: Humanoid, Dark Level: 15 HP: 34/150 SP: 3 Ether: 20/20 Specials: (Chosen by Dice Roll) Curses!: Target is Cursed (uses 1 ether) Raise Undead: A random undead joins the combat (Uses 3 ether) Turn you into a newt: Target is minimized, all attacks become (Bite, usable by anyone, non-ranged, WP=Current highest WP item, Poisoned), Effect lasts until remedied. (Uses 5 Ether) Take Tonic: Rubix regains 5 ether (uses Tonic ) (Usable only if 5 Ether has been used) Drops: Ethereal Cloak (SP +2, Max. Ether +4), Amethyst, Tonic x2 Earth Golem "... ... ... ... ..." Type: Earth Level: 10 HP: 177/200 SP: 5 Special: Smash: Deals 14 Earth Damage. Drops: Nothing Note: Crumbles when Rubix dies. A Single Toad "Ribbit!" Type: Aquatic, Beast Level: 1 HP: 10 SP: 5 Special: Croakomancy: Target is brought down to 1 HP. Drops: Potion Black Death "Oogy!" Type: Undead Level: 9 HP: 0/60 Special: Leech Life: Target loses 5 HP, and Black Death Gains 5 HP, regardless of row or SP Drops: Gloves of the Undead Assassin (For every enemy the wearer kills, it gains 5 HP, Usable by anyone, Handgear) Gangreen "Boogy!" Type: Undead Level: 8 HP: o Special: Fester: Target takes 8 damage and is poisoned. Drops: Venom Skelie in a Barrel "Do a Barrel Roll!" Type: Undead, Plant Level: 6 HP: 30 Special: Do a Barrel Roll: Target is confused and enraged. Drops: Nostrum, Bone Skeleton A *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone Skeleton B *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone Skeleton C *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone The Party Karie Alderflask (Played by Kintober) *Party Leader* 22 year old Human Rogue, lvl 7 Power: 13 (lvl 7 + WP: 6) Health: 6/13 Gold: 31 Equipment: Sexy (WP: 6, Rapier, Disregards SP, usable by Knights and Rogues) Inventory: Potion (4), Mead (2), Remedy (2), Venom (1), Smoke bomb (1), Telescope (1), Bedroll (1), Heirloom Dagger (WP:3), Map of Brendenton (1), Spider Coin (worth 1 gp) (1),Dagger (WP:4), Topaz, Fire Bomb (1), Wheelbarrow full of corpses Nessa Anárion (herrJJ) 59 years old female elven Ranger Level 10 1/2 Power: 17 (Lvl. 10 + WP: 7) (20 vs. Werefolk) Defense: 1 Health: 14/16 Gold: 0 Equipment: Silver Crossbow with Raven-Slayer Bolts (WP 7 (+3 vs. werefolk (removable)), Leather Armour (SP: 1), Inventory: Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Venom, Mead, Potion x3, Croise Bow (WP: 6) (usable by Rangers), Smelling Salts Drake Flamerobe *KO* 25 year old male human Level 8 Knight Power: 13 Defense: 2 Health: 0/18 Ether: 0/0 Gold: 310 Equipment: Greatsword (WP:5), Shield (SP:2) Helmet Inventory: Torch(WP:3), Potion x2, Phoenix Essence, Tonic, Shovel, Bedroll, Mead, Smoke Bomb, Remedy, Fire Bomb Dreyrugr (Vash the Stampede) 1000 year old Male Vampire Rogue Level 13 1/2 Power: 17 (Level 13+Weapon 6) Health: 13/19 (Rogue Base 7+ Level Bonus 12) Gold: 67 Equipment: Crow-Claw Dagger (WP: 6, 1/6 chance to stun enemy on successful attack), Psuedos Hood Inventory: Venom x2, Bedroll, Remedy, Grand Potionx1, Smelling Salts x3, Amethyst, Shuriken (WP:5), Mead, Net (if used in combat, 1/3 chance to slow enemy, 1/3 chance to be useless, 1/3 chance slow self, lasts 3 rounds, retrievable), Nostrum, Potion x3, Throwing Dagger (WP:3) Fauxthril Scythe (WP:5), The Heads (Quest Item) Amorith Marvelo (Played by legobodgers) Level 13 1/2 Mage Power: 21 (13+8+1) Health: 16/17 Ether: 9/17 SP: 6 Gold: 5 Equipment: Dual staff (WP: 8) damages 2 enemies in one hit, Crow-Cursed Cloak (SP: 6 Suitable for Mages or Rogues) Inventory: Fang Dagger (WP: 5), opal (ice), ruby (fire), garnet (earth), diamond (light), amethyst (darkness), 5 potions, 8 tonics, 4 remedies, 1 elixir, 3 nostrums, 3 mead, ice bomb, smoke bomb, shovel, bedroll, 3 bones, jo-no tree seed, Phoenix Essence, Scroll of Blindness, Fire Bomb Party Leader: Do stuff. Everyone: Do stuff

I use this weird site called tinypic. Third one down if you google "Free image hosting." ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Amorith does that, I'll change the actions intelligently. You only need to mention it if you want them changed a specific way. Running the round now. Sorry for the wait.