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Oh Gods... PS: I'll run the Round once HerrJJ gets a chance to respond to your advances. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

The effects will wear off after the battle ends, of course. It wouldn't work as a joke unless you got better. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

I'll be honest, there's a very big part of me that hopes the same. But I'm neutral, as any good evil QM is. We let the dice decide. So far they agree! It's got a timestamp and everything! My photoshop skills are simply not that good. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Hey! I had nothing to do with it! I just click the button and numbers pop up! Kill the website! Not me! Well, at least you've got that going for you. At least it couldn't get any worse. Wait, is it raining? Also, I just realized, that the round before this one, I said. I guess this is my fault. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Hahaha! It'd be hysterical if it weren't true. Ironically enough, I just re-rolled with 5 Dice to see what would happen, and I got the 66622. I think Random.org is broken. Amorith will keep his high SP even if he's a newt, just in-case you were wondering, but yes, this is getting quite ridiculous. I was worried I;d never get to use that special, but now I've used it twice.

Speaking of people who need new dice... I legitimately rolled that. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

OoC: Because you wouldn't believe me otherwise. Best roll evar!1!! Battle Order >Amorith vs. Rubix 6 ((Rolled d8) 7 Drink Tonic: +5 ether to Rubix. Tonic used) >Drake vs. Rubix 6 (6 Turned into a Newt.) >Karie vs. Rubix 6 ((rolled a d8) 3 Raise Undead: Super Skeleton joins combat) >Dreyrugr-Potion >Jerk-Face Nessa- Potion Free Hit: Amorith 10/2-6=0 Damage Another awful Round for the Heroes. They all piled on Rubix, as Dreyrugr and Nessa drank potions in the back row. Amorith first tried to cast a spell on the nutty necromancer, but failed, with the spell poofing into nothingness. Rubix drank one of his tonics to replenish his ether. Drake, foolhardy as always, charged the drinking mage, but noticed only too late that he was already casting a spell. Drake found himself immobilized, Karie on his shoulder aghast with shock. The green cloud formed above Drake, preparing to drop upon him. "No!" The magic Newt that was Karie shouted in her squeaky voice. "Huh?" queried Drake, dumfounded by his current position. "What's happening." The dark cloud descended, covering his form in smoke and green fog. A loud clanging was heard... The sound of empty armour clashing upon the cobblestone road. "Ow!" Karie cried, as she was flung from the cloud. The obscuring magic parted, and there, clinging to the inside of his his armour, hung Drake, closer now to the draconian being his name referenced. "What happened?" squeaked the mighty knight. His slimy skin was quite a bit more hard and leathery than Karie's but now they were both slimy Newts. Round 8 of My Big Fat Greek Undeading. Archmage Rubix Sixsquares "Bwahaha! If I can't beat you, I shall simply turn you all into harmless little Newts! Then I shall crush you and get on with my revenge!" Type: Humanoid, Dark Level: 15 HP: 3/150 SP: 3 Ether: 12/20 Specials: (Chosen by Dice Roll) Curses!: Target is Cursed (uses 1 ether) Raise Undead: A random undead joins the combat (Uses 3 ether) Turn you into a newt: Target is minimized, all attacks become (Bite, usable by anyone, non-ranged, WP=Current highest WP item, Poisoned), Effect lasts until remedied. (Uses 5 Ether) Take Tonic: Rubix regains 5 ether (uses Tonic ) (Usable only if 5 Ether has been used) Drops: Ethereal Cloak (SP +2, Max. Ether +4), Amethyst, Tonic Super Skeleton "Myaa!!" Type: Undead Level: 12 HP: 50/50 Special: Spooky Scary Skeleton: Target is dealt 6 damage, and stunned out of fear Drops: Phoenix Essence, Bone, potion Earth Golem "... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..." Type: Earth Level: 10 HP: 164/200 SP: 5 Special: Smash: Deals 14 Earth Damage. Drops: Nothing Note: Crumbles when Rubix dies. A Single Toad "Ribbit!" Type: Aquatic, Beast Level: 1 HP: 10 SP: 5 Special: Croakomancy: Target is brought down to 1 HP. Drops: Potion Black Death "Oogy!" Type: Undead Level: 9 HP: 0/60 Special: Leech Life: Target loses 5 HP, and Black Death Gains 5 HP, regardless of row or SP Drops: Gloves of the Undead Assassin (For every enemy the wearer kills, it gains 5 HP, Usable by anyone, Handgear) Gangreen "Boogy!" Type: Undead Level: 8 HP: o Special: Fester: Target takes 8 damage and is poisoned. Drops: Venom Skelie in a Barrel "Do a Barrel Roll!" Type: Undead, Plant Level: 6 HP: 30 Special: Do a Barrel Roll: Target is confused and enraged. Drops: Nostrum, Bone Skeleton A *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone Skeleton B *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone Skeleton C *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone The Party Karie Alderflask (Played by Kintober) *Party Leader* *Newt* 22 year old Human Newt Rogue, lvl 7 Power: 2 Health: 2/2 Equipment: Bite (WP: 6, *Poisoned*) Nessa Anárion (herrJJ) 59 years old female elven Ranger Level 10 1/2 Power: 17 (Lvl. 10 + WP: 7) (20 vs. Werefolk) Defense: 1 Health: 16/16 Gold: 0 Equipment: Silver Crossbow with Raven-Slayer Bolts (WP 7 (+3 vs. werefolk (removable)), Leather Armour (SP: 1), Inventory: Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Venom, Mead, Potion x2, Croise Bow (WP: 6) (usable by Rangers), Smelling Salts Drake Flamerobe *Newt* 25 year old male newt human Level 8 Knight Power: 2 Defense: 2 Health: 2/2 Equipment: Bite (WP:5 *Poisoned*) Dreyrugr (Vash the Stampede) 1000 year old Male Vampire Rogue Level 13 1/2 Power: 17 (Level 13+Weapon 6) Health: 18/19 (Rogue Base 7+ Level Bonus 12) Gold: 67 Equipment: Crow-Claw Dagger (WP: 6, 1/6 chance to stun enemy on successful attack), Psuedos Hood Inventory: Venom x2, Bedroll, Remedy, Grand Potionx1, Smelling Salts x3, Amethyst, Shuriken (WP:5), Mead, Net (if used in combat, 1/3 chance to slow enemy, 1/3 chance to be useless, 1/3 chance slow self, lasts 3 rounds, retrievable), Nostrum, Potion x2, Throwing Dagger (WP:3) Fauxthril Scythe (WP:5), The Heads (Quest Item) Amorith Marvelo (Played by legobodgers) Level 13 1/2 Mage Power: 21 (13+8+1) Health: 16/17 Ether: 9/17 SP: 6 Gold: 5 Equipment: Dual staff (WP: 8) damages 2 enemies in one hit, Crow-Cursed Cloak (SP: 6 Suitable for Mages or Rogues) Inventory: Fang Dagger (WP: 5), opal (ice), ruby (fire), garnet (earth), diamond (light), amethyst (darkness), 5 potions, 8 tonics, 4 remedies, 1 elixir, 3 nostrums, 3 mead, ice bomb, smoke bomb, shovel, bedroll, 3 bones, jo-no tree seed, Scroll of Blindness, Fire Bomb Party Leader: Do stuff. Everyone: Do stuff

Dreyrugr Also said he'd like to use a potion.

Endgame... We won't be back in the hall by the 28th... will we? The more I think about crack ship pairings... Objectively, Sylph/Regret would be hilarious, and could be played as Foeyay. This is obviously way non-canon. Flare, I don't think I'll start another Quest until after the school year ends, but I am planning for one in June or sometime. I'll have more access to Lego then, and I''ll be able to create actual sets. By then I may even have the time to play Mafia again. That's what I thought, thanks! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Fixxed. Sorry about that. i tend to forget removing used items.

Some of us are just playing nice around the kids to make getting more powerful go smoother. Although throughout this... Day... Sylph's been getting progressively darker and truer to himself. Of course that'll end once he's back on another more pleasant, less genocidal adventure. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Yes, and we're obligated to create fan-mocs. Time to actually buy that red Baby T... Well, It's technically Blay, but I wish they made the piece in Blue. I figured the cool grayish colour would fit your undead state... I'm not sure how a vampire Newt would work, though, to be honest. For a while I considered the Gold one, because, you know, vampires sparkle, but I decided not to... For many reasons. I was thinking of that... They're both digital undeads. It's a shame the genders and gender preferences don't match up. Question: How do critical Hits and Shields work when minimized? Does it go WP*2 (or 3) +Level = Y x10%= Damage? (IE: 6*2+7=19*10%=2 Damage.) Or is it something else, like minimized Power+1 or 2? ~Insectoid Aristocrat

OoC: I'm not messing. You really rolled that. At least it wasn't all 6s. >Amorith vs. Rubix 4 Miss >Karie vs. Rubix 4 Miss >Nessa vs. Rubix 5 Damage (15/2=8-1=7 Damage) >Drake vs. Rubix 4 Miss >Dreyrugr vs. Earth Golem 5 Damage (10/2=5 Damage) The round went poorly for the bickering heroes. Karie, reduced to a slimy amphibian, ordered the party to help her. She crawled from the pile of her clothes and equipment onto Drake's shoulder, and told Nessa to pick up her things. Her voice squeaky, and lacking in authority... much like her diminished, salamander-like form. Meanwhile, Amorith, oblivious to Karie's plight, attempted to cast a spell to finish of the dastardly dark wizard. His maniac-focus was not rewarded though, as he couldn't help but become distracted by the Party-Leader's new groove. The spell fizzled into nothingness. Karie attempted to bite the bastard that did this to her, missing completely due to her new size and shape. She fell from Drake's shoulder due to her lunge, but Drake caught her in his gauntlet as gently as he could, so as to avoid crushing her suddenly fragile frame. He replaced her on his shoulder, missing his opportunity to attack. Nessa, haughty and arrogant towards the plight of her Leader, argued heartily, not paying enough attention to her quarry to see him take a jab at her with his cane. "This is your fault, lizard!" She barked. "Mwahahaha! Crush these fools, my Golem!" "..." The Golem silently abided, crushing Dreyrugr beneath its rocky arm. Karie remained a small slimy newt for another round. Round 7 of My Big Fat Greek Undeading. Archmage Rubix Sixsquares "Mwahahaha!" Type: Humanoid, Dark Level: 15 HP: 3/150 SP: 3 Ether: 15/20 Specials: (Chosen by Dice Roll) Curses!: Target is Cursed (uses 1 ether) Raise Undead: A random undead joins the combat (Uses 3 ether) Turn you into a newt: Target is minimized, all attacks become (Bite, usable by anyone, non-ranged, WP=Current highest WP item, Poisoned), Effect lasts until remedied. (Uses 5 Ether) Take Tonic: Rubix regains 5 ether (uses Tonic ) (Usable only if 5 Ether has been used) Drops: Ethereal Cloak (SP +2, Max. Ether +4), Amethyst, Tonic x2 Earth Golem "... ... ... ... ... ... ..." Type: Earth Level: 10 HP: 164/200 SP: 5 Special: Smash: Deals 14 Earth Damage. Drops: Nothing Note: Crumbles when Rubix dies. A Single Toad "Ribbit!" Type: Aquatic, Beast Level: 1 HP: 10 SP: 5 Special: Croakomancy: Target is brought down to 1 HP. Drops: Potion Black Death "Oogy!" Type: Undead Level: 9 HP: 0/60 Special: Leech Life: Target loses 5 HP, and Black Death Gains 5 HP, regardless of row or SP Drops: Gloves of the Undead Assassin (For every enemy the wearer kills, it gains 5 HP, Usable by anyone, Handgear) Gangreen "Boogy!" Type: Undead Level: 8 HP: o Special: Fester: Target takes 8 damage and is poisoned. Drops: Venom Skelie in a Barrel "Do a Barrel Roll!" Type: Undead, Plant Level: 6 HP: 30 Special: Do a Barrel Roll: Target is confused and enraged. Drops: Nostrum, Bone Skeleton A *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone Skeleton B *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone Skeleton C *rattle* Type: Undead Level: 5 HP: 5 Special: Faced with the concept of mortality: Target is afraid for three rounds. Drops: Bone The Party Karie Alderflask (Played by Kintober) *Party Leader* *Newt* 22 year old Human Newt Rogue, lvl 7 Power: 2 Health: 2/2 Equipment: Bite (WP: 6, *Poisoned*) Nessa Anárion (herrJJ) 59 years old female elven Ranger Level 10 1/2 Power: 17 (Lvl. 10 + WP: 7) (20 vs. Werefolk) Defense: 1 Health: 7/16 Gold: 0 Equipment: Silver Crossbow with Raven-Slayer Bolts (WP 7 (+3 vs. werefolk (removable)), Leather Armour (SP: 1), Inventory: Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Venom, Mead, Potion x2, Croise Bow (WP: 6) (usable by Rangers), Smelling Salts Drake Flamerobe 25 year old male human Level 8 Knight Power: 13 Defense: 2 Health: 18/18 Ether: 0/0 Gold: 310 Equipment: Greatsword (WP:5), Shield (SP:2) Helmet Inventory: Torch(WP:3), Potion x2, Phoenix Essence, Tonic, Shovel, Bedroll, Mead, Smoke Bomb, Remedy, Fire Bomb Dreyrugr (Vash the Stampede) 1000 year old Male Vampire Rogue Level 13 1/2 Power: 17 (Level 13+Weapon 6) Health: 8/19 (Rogue Base 7+ Level Bonus 12) Gold: 67 Equipment: Crow-Claw Dagger (WP: 6, 1/6 chance to stun enemy on successful attack), Psuedos Hood Inventory: Venom x2, Bedroll, Remedy, Grand Potionx1, Smelling Salts x3, Amethyst, Shuriken (WP:5), Mead, Net (if used in combat, 1/3 chance to slow enemy, 1/3 chance to be useless, 1/3 chance slow self, lasts 3 rounds, retrievable), Nostrum, Potion x3, Throwing Dagger (WP:3) Fauxthril Scythe (WP:5), The Heads (Quest Item) Amorith Marvelo (Played by legobodgers) Level 13 1/2 Mage Power: 21 (13+8+1) Health: 16/17 Ether: 9/17 SP: 6 Gold: 5 Equipment: Dual staff (WP: 8) damages 2 enemies in one hit, Crow-Cursed Cloak (SP: 6 Suitable for Mages or Rogues) Inventory: Fang Dagger (WP: 5), opal (ice), ruby (fire), garnet (earth), diamond (light), amethyst (darkness), 5 potions, 8 tonics, 4 remedies, 1 elixir, 3 nostrums, 3 mead, ice bomb, smoke bomb, shovel, bedroll, 3 bones, jo-no tree seed, Scroll of Blindness, Fire Bomb Party Leader: Do stuff. Everyone: Do stuff

I'm going to run the round now. It'll be up in a second.

A thousand male Newts swarm forward. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Spoilers. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

What, That's a Crack Pairing for sure. I didn't think the Sorrow was attracted to anyone, seeing as he's, you know, not living. Galice is OTP for sure! Before anyone tries to ship Sylph with anyone, he's a taken man or woman. He already has an OTP and wouldn't ever be attracted to anyone else. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Yes! the OTP, Kassa. Oops, I meant, Annaflask. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

That's actually a pretty good explanation. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

In case anyone's curious, there are 5 colours of "Baby T-Rex" that Lego produced, and there are 5 Party Members... A Perfect fit. https://encrypted-tb...sMVG1tFb5K0_hVA -Amorith--Drake--Dreyrugr--Nessa--Karie- ~Insectoid Aristocrat