Hinckley

God's weird sometimes. I guess God is more likely to say she was a werewolf than to give someone two night actions. Who said that was possible? Is it? I would hate that. But Beatrice even said she could convert or kill someone by biting them. Sounds like a werewolf, right? You guys, the ex-werewolf bodyguard is one of the people I trust most! We've seen him bodyguarding. I mean, come on... He's my friend.

That would make a pretty stupid play, if you ask me. In other news, I just wanted to remind everyone who caught the first werewolf. It was me. Someone, in private, just gave credit to Officer Nathans. No no. Dacius Nathans may have been an excellent lover, but it was I who uncovered the werewolf, on the first day: Let's not make that mistake again.

No no. Don't you people pay attention. We've seen him targetting people, me included, and we're all fine. I mean look at me. He couldn't have killed me if he was guarding me. Could he? People can't have two night action! If he did, he could kill me and protect me from himself all at the same time. See how stupid that sounds? It's not the ex-werewolf bodyguard. He was the first to say we needed to get rid of the vampire to me in private. If he was a werewolf, he would've tried to keep her around.

Um. Holy crap. That's never good... Ruben is Yogi Bear. No, he blocked last night. He got the result he was successful. He told me in the wee hours of the morning, probably right before he was killed...

Have all my cleavage sisters gone insane? No, the ex-werewolf bodyguard was seen, by Reginald, guarding the bodies of exactly who we said he would. How could he guard people and kill others? That doesn't even make any kind of sense. What kind of God would allow that? That's just stupid. Maybe you've been converted, Arianna, with your stupid theories desperately trying to throw attention onto someone else! I'd love to kill Ruben, but we're fresh out of killers, so we'll just have to vote him out and hope the other killer just doesn't feel like killing anyone tonight. We've lost our investigator, our blocker, our protector, our night killer and our tracker, who was also my best friend! But Arianna wants us to get rid of our bodyguard. God, do you hear us? Please help us! We need some night actions down here. We've all worked too hard to lose or die now. Reginald worked night and day to help solve this and some pig slob just took him out without a care! How is that fair, God? How???? Please help us. Please...

Mr. Fairfax was blocked by Mr. Hewitt, but alas it appears that a murder still took place...of a very dear friend. Mr. Fairfax could not have committed last night's murder.

Reginald! Ebenezer! You megablocking pigs have gone too far this time. We have results from last night's night actions: Ruben Roland is a rogue.

She'll leave a beautiful corpse. With one helluva tasty rack. Before she's dead, that is. I'm not a ... you know ... necromancer ... That's Samuel. He has the dead fetish.

Good to know. Thanks.

I broke a rule by claiming God confirmed Gojira and Goldilocks. I'm not supposed to tell you or paraphrase things that God says. He works in mysterious ways. Anyway, I am reminded in reviewing our Night Action results from every night that Gary Coleman has indeed been confirmed targeting a person he gave us results on that did not end up dead. Therefore, Gary Coleman is almost solidly on the trusted list.

megabluck you, God.

A lot of people have asked about Gallagher. Gallagher is also Winston Churchill. Little Bunny Foo Foo tried to block him, but got the result that he is not a night killer. Gallagher claimed at first that he could take down the person who convicted him, if he is convicted. I asked for clarification and he claims that it is the last person who votes for him. That is what is meant by bomb.

So far all I've gotten from putting all the info out there is Yogi Bear and Gary Coleman defending themselves in private. Please, people, I've put the info out there so everybody can help decipher who's lying? Help Please, help. The village has to win this. We've played so well so far.

*Composes herself but does not put her dress back on.* OK, time to lay some things out on the table to get everybody's mind working on solving this. Beatrice claims there's just one rogue left. She also claims to know who has killed her. The things Beatrice says just don't add up to anything tangible and I should stop listening to her, she's obviously on the side of evil now. Sorry, I'm reaching the point of a ... what's the term ... a Bloodbrick Meltdown ... I wonder what the origin of that odd term is. I want everybody working on this so we can find who is lying to us. I can't narrow it down to the people I don't trust anymore, because everybody seems to be believable. The only strong suspicion I have is that William Fairfax is our sword killer. That is based on ... not much. Just because I haven't talked to him very much, nobody has investigated or blocked him, he's been free to move about at night if he wants to. He's very quiet around here. None of those are reasons to convict someone though. They are just my hunches. Gary Coleman could still be lying. Giving up Benjamin could've been a sacrifice to make us trust him. Why else would we keep him around after he got our investigator killed. His most recent investigatee was Fiona, who he cleared. He seems over-anxious to remind me that he's insane. Little Bunny Foo Foo could still be lying. I've turned suspicion away from him for emotional reasons. He uses the face with me and claims stupidity for not using his role before last night. He's been able to block a killer this whole time but hasn't used it. He claims he just clarified how it worked last night with God. I should look into his mafia portfolio. This is an easy defense and we, perhaps, shouldn't let it ride in an advanced game. Yogi Bear could be a liar. Didn't come forward with this very useful role until he was asked. The information could've been very helpful. Especially since his role had found some very specific information that made me a good candidate for contact. He very thoroughly role-claimed, which could have been easily doctored. His win conditions say that all factions except the town must be eradicated. Everyone else I've spoken to, either says the Village or Villagers. Always capitalized, never replaced with town. Although God can be somewhat of a dunce. God has virtually confirmed Goldilocks and Gojira for me. Mary Poppins has proven to be a true warrior for the town by pushing for Benjamin's death and bringing in solid results from her night actions. Person 1, the ex-werewolf bodyguard has been seen doing just what he says he does and his targets are never harmed. Person 5 has already been mentioned. Person 3 has already been mentioned. Person 2 is me. I've told many of you behind the scenes that is true. My protection abilities only worked against werewolves. That ability is long gone. Somebody, Gallagher, has claimed to be a bomb. That would be a smart claim to avoid conviction. Samuel has outed himself to save us from the vampire. He has also ressurected our investigator to try and save the village. Charles Poo Synclair gets proven innocent no matter how hard I try to make him the killer. And I tried pretty hard. Fiona, despite getting off on having a pickaxe shoved up her koochie, has been investigated and returned evil...by Gary Coleman, so that means she's village. But she was also blocked and murders still occured. So, Yogi Bear, Gallagher, Little Bunny Foo Foo and Gary Coleman could be lying. That's all I can come up with... That's not much, but you all basically now have what my most trusted allies have and maybe fresh eyes can help us find something.

All right, all right. 20 minutes in the barn. Although, you usually only need two.

Yes we do. How else would we taste or talk? Weirdo.

I just did.

Your sister-in-law has a more talented tongue.

I know. That's what I remember now. Well, you're neutral. We'll probably have to kill you to win anyway. You voted five minutes early! We'll all die now, thanks a lto! lto? What's lto? Vote: Beatrice Vampireskirt/badboytje We'll always have the sisterhood of the cleavage. I had fun playing with you while you were a villager. You can tickle like the men don't know how. We understand each other. I hope we can sneak off to the barn for a quick snuggle before they burn you or drive a stake through your heart or dunk you in holy water and watch your skin melt off and your organs dissolve. There'll be no hero tag for you, you awful bitch.

No, there's probably one rogue and your faction. Probably four people in your faction? Four people to swap the sword between, maybe. Your win condition is probably to wipe out the village and the rogues. Oh, but I saw your color. I know your affiliation, I even got you to admit it. Damn, my theories are good until my research kicks in. Charles is a killer! *screams and runs in circles* *performs an opera* *does some back flips* I was so sick, I slept for almost 20 hours in a row and I'm finally feeling better and I can't contain the energy. I've proven Charles innocent in two ways now and I still insist he's the sword killer! Run away! Killer! Run away! Aaaaaaaaah! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Let's freebase some wolfsbane! Yeah, Momma! Huff that shit! Party like it's your last night to live. *tears her dress off* Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

So, he'll be able to get night actions in so he can kill someone else if he has one?

That'll make that part easy. When is the next day set to start?

Now you know how it feels. It's true. Charles was blocked the night Daniel was killed. Unless, of course there's another whole faction that the sword killer is working for... We haven't killed the sword killer and the werewolf was somewhat of a serial killer... So have we killed three rogues and the sword killer has another partner? Is there one more rogue and yet another faction? Charles could be a member of another faction. Or whoever this sword killer is. Maybe there's a Dracula family! Beatrice says she has a 50/50 chance of killing or converting when she bites someone. But, she won't tell me what they convert to. She was a friend one minute and then went cuckoo-bananas the next minute. That would be another reason there are so many night actions. And why the killers keep targeting those they expect to be killers. They need to wipe out the other factions too. Yogi Bear! Say it ain't so!! Ding ding ding ding! I think she's on to something. Or maybe I've just officially lost my mind. OK, when we vote out Beatrice, which we can start doing in an hour, we'll find out what affiliation she is. One thing she told me when she was still acting like my friend somewhat, was that the man who killed her was very suspicious. I would imagine that is either William or Charles as Charles has narrowly escaped the vote twice and William doesn't even show his face in the mansion. If we didn't have to waste today on the hag vampire wench, we could focus on the other two killers. Someone stop me if I'm wrong, but why else would we be afforded so many night actions and protections if we weren't up against two factions? And the serial killer was the werewolf. How could there be two serial killers? We'd never stand a chance if there were three killers against us every night. They must be warring factions. Is there a famous warring family in monster lore? There's a very light bell ringing in the back of my virus-addled brain about a feuding family in monster lore.

megabluck. We did block him on the second night when Daniel was killed. Damn it! I'm such a moron. It made so much sense otherwise. Terrence was the Werewolf Hunter. He could kill people with the regular bullets but needed the silver bullets to kill the werewolf. Charles is the Vampire Hunter. He could kill people, apparently with the stakes, but was told that he didn't need them anymore after Beatrice was killed and they were returned to him, by God, when Beatrice returned. But, since Terrence could use his regular bullets I assumed that Charles probably had a sword to kill instead of having the stakes. Man, I thought I had it figured out. I hate this. Well, that's Charles's role. Sorry. I'm a numbnuts. Who else can I accuse? This is fun.

This is why Charles is always defending the sword killer. In case we learned it was him, he could say that he was working for the village. But, you're not, are you? You're working with the remaining rogues. We've been in contact. If you wanted to work with the village, why didn't you just talk to me? Give me one good reason not to completely expose your role. You did tell the truth with your role, I see that now! But, you left out the part that once you put the other weapon away, you still have a sword to use! Just like Terrence had regular bullets for people but needed the silver bullets for the werewolf. You're neutral just like him and you've been picking us off at night! Why would you do this to us, Charles? And to your own sister-in-law? And her beautiful cleavage??? Why???