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I'm guessing. The flavor cop is somewhat useless if everyone has a lunch. Would it show us another object if the lunch has already been seen? Would the glasses have lenses if they hadn't been used yet? What would someone see if I forgot my lunch and used the two that were given to me? If it only shows lunches, the flavor cops are somewhat useless now that Daisy has cracked that code.

This has to be correct as Jimmy claimed thief in thread. You missed that one. People have told me they have watcher action and both of them have fruits. So everybody, Scum or Town, has a lunch. Except me, I forgot mine. That means, at least one person in each group forgot their lunch. Hmmmm....

The watchers are all fruits. I forgot my lunch. Didn't have one.

I just spent the first hour of my day catching up on all of this. You owe my employer, the hedgehog union, an hour of my salary. First off, Fred and Daisy, you both appear like two stubborn Townies arguing. The Scum are laughing at you and enjoying the distraction, so please just stop. I understand how you can get pissed at someone when they seem like they are being dicks, but remove the insult paragraphs (the ones everyone else is rolling their eyes and skipping over) and look at what you are both trying to do, uncover information for the Town to work with. Through the bickering, you've done just that. Isn't it more fun to leave that stuff out? Just pretend to be nice. Be fake nice. Kill each other with kindness. Try to outdo the other. Do each other's nails. It strikes me that Scum stuck with a thief Action would be safe to steal from another Scum in hopes of clearing each other. So, did you ever answer my question? Come around? We only had two posts and I explained everything you asked. When I'm Scum, a two sentence "argument" seems to take forever when a Townie sees it as simple discourse. Perhaps it seems like I'm "coming around" because being questioned makes you nervous. Yes the reasons are similar but your sentiment was that if Trisha was Town you were "pretty sure" Zara and Jane were. Pretty sure seems like you have a case and you have nothing more than suspicions. Identical reasoning between us worries me that you seemed so sure Jane was Scum when Trisha came up as Town. I feel my Actions are not weird, but yours are. Pennies!!! Nom nom nom It was mentioned during the day. Skitzo was apparently an Action, not a lunch. There appears to be another similar Action out there as well. Let's not lynch this one. They apparently had a lunch as well. Sorry, Trisha. At least now we know that these things are more plausible, no matter how strangely you chose to try and explain it to us. I don't share you sentiment about needing to know why there was no night kill. Answers will come. For now it's good that we're all still here. Seeing no Scum kill and no vig kill during the night makes me think we have a day vig. Fat Matilda is right. We'll just have to wait and see. And who's to say there isn't a day protector. If there's a day vig, I bet the Scum have a day protector. Ditto (not dido. ) I don't know why Trish ever said alignment. Her ice cream sandwich gives a clue to the players "job". Nothing about affiliation at all. Didn't have a chance to but I've eaten both of mine now so we can see in the morning... You're conspicuously and consistently wishy-washy though. I doubt Scum would draw attention to it that way. Wishy-wash on. You're getting us all thinking and I hope we can both cool off the Fredaisy squabble. Besides I postulate out loud the same way, so I'm just as wishy-washy. My Day One concern was that you seemed to be defending everyone who we discussed for a lynch. That has been employed by Scum in the last two dreams you've had. Yes, I can see your dreams. All hedgehogs can read people's dreams, don't you know? Beware this. It's still odd to me. I may agree with Shadell and Fred, but that's no reason to trust any of us. It's reason to be more suspicious of us, actually. What? I disagree with this. I would go for Jimmy or Jane or Sara (Katie, Amy, Wild Dragon) long before I suspected Daisy. Despite being a dick, she's working awful hard to help us figure things out. Thank you. A voice of reason. This is what I thought right away. That's a lot of thieves out there. Were the Scum all stuck with thieving Actions and decided to steal from each other to look more innocent? How did two thieves steal other thieves? Again, I don't know why she said this. It just says "job". Someone came to me as well claiming to have investigated me and gotten the result of "Town". This works the same way, both of them. I didn't want to say the clue about object, because it would give the Scum something to make up, but the lens-less glasses are clearly an object so I think they already know. Also, since we've clarified a couple things with God, this would also appear that Daisy has no other lunch or job as it seems that these lunches only give one results. For example, Daisy's watcher would only show the first person to target me. So if Daisy had more than one job, you probably would've seen another object. Yes, Cece said this. Doesn't mean she's Scum. This is not a good reason to vote. I have cookies too! So does the ice cream sandwich and the donuts. That's not helpful to anyone. I can verify that Mike is engaged. He was the one who gave me the cookies. He's not saying Fred made it up. At least that's not what I'm reading. Today I am defending Daisy. I don't see what she's doing the same way you guys do. I don't have evidence that she is Town, but the things she's being accused for are just her being a dick. Doesn't mean she is Scum. It just says "job". You're the second very analytical person to mention Walter. Interesting. Jimmy and Walter deserve some scrutiny right now...

But she was killed before the day concluded... I take that back. I don't "refuse to believe it". Anything's possible. I thought twice about wording it that way at the time and decided to and shouldn't have. I still think it's highly unlikely, but stranger things have happened. Like Shadell agreeing with me...and vice versa. Sprinkles! Nom nom nom I said I'd like to hear more from her. That was annoying yesterday that she voted, citing Zara as the genius to follow and then disappeared. She could simply be lazy or she could be trying to appear to be going along with the crowd to avoid suspicion. Either way it was sloppy and if she's Town, very irresponsible to drop in and pretend to be paying attention. I do want to hear from her today and if she's not going to stop by and explain or engage, I do stand by my idea that she'd make a good vig kill target if there is a day vig and nothing else presents itself.

Which targets were unprotected?

Why are you insisting? I just doubt Zara was a good Scum target. Yes, I could be wrong. I realize my wording was obtuse. That's why I put it that way. But Occam's Razor to me is that it is more of a vig or serial kill than a Scum. That's just my opinion. You didn't even remember that Zara had died. She was on your list of suspects when I contacted you ... for stalking me. Ice cream sandwich. I don't have a sprinkled cupcake and I certainly never said that. Yeesht. No offense. I don't know why you're getting so defensive. So, looking back you said you were "pretty sure" Jane is Scum if Trisha is Town. That's a marginal degree of certainty. I just don't see it in the quote we referenced. I agree Jane was someone I wanted to hear more from, but I'm not "pretty sure" she's Scum as I haven't seen enough to feel that way. Yes, I agree I'm latching onto two words now, but that's just how I felt.

Jimmy, this is what made you suspicious of Jane: So suspicious in fact, you told me in private that if Trisha was Town, Jane just had to be Scum. Jane seems pretty lazy to me here, but I don't think she's definitely Scum just because Trisha turned up Town. I don't follow your logic. Good job. Trisha sent me a list of suspicions before she died. For what it's worth: Sara Wild Dragon Fred I don't necessarily agree, especially the Fred one ... though I've been wrong in the past. She said Tammy may be pulling a Darth Potato. Whatever that means.

I forgot to mention, despite being disconcerted, I agree with Shadell. Even if you have results that are that of an Action, you can pretend they were a lunch. Then again with this many lunches flying around, results may be easy to fake. Or are they? I'll tell you right now then: I have cookies and an ice cream sandwich. They both do the same thing. Give me a clue to the role the person has. Well, people change so I won't nervous you to death at this point. I'll just keep telling other people my suspicions and let them decide if I'm being a typical dipshit and let them like you to death if I'm actually right.

I get all nervousy when you get all Town-helpy. More metagaming. Sorry. It just means I like you... As previously mentioned, conversion is also a possibility.

It may be obtuse, but I refuse to believe Zara was killed by the Scum. Why would they kill someone who made one post that basically demonstrated they hadn't paid attention. Perhaps a serial killer, but that would mean they would assume Zara wouldn't be protected. Do we have a day protector? Don't answer that... I stated clearly yesterday that somebody gave me their lunch. It was cookies. Did I not tell you this in our private talk? Maybe that's because I don't necessarily trust someone who I caught stalking me...although you had a legitimate non-Mafia reason for doing so.

It's odd to see your thought process progress. You start with the assumption the target was protected. I'm curious as to why that would be your first and most likely possibility. Conversion is possible. It would be a risk to convert so early when nobody has yet established themselves as trustworthy. To be egotistical, the conversion targets would most likely be me or Fred. So watch the both of us for signs of conversion.

Bad dog. Hedgehogs make much better pets but everyone loves dogs because they're so cute and dumb. They eat people. How's that for cute? Stupid humans... I mean, nice humans. Dumb dogs...

What has the dog eaten? So, Penny, what did you end up doing yesterday that was more helpful than Matilda? Did you do anything? I'd also like to hear more from Jane. Your sheep vote following the dearly departed Zara was super lame.

Trisha did send me her lunch. It was an ice cream sandwich. Sorry Trisha. By the time I woke up and found your lunch you were already dead. So now I have two lunches. Unfortunately I wasn't able to use either or give either away, but hopefully I can do that tonight. Our vigilante must work during the day. Kill Jane next, maybe? I thought Zara was a good target. No Scum kill during the night? Protector and blocker take note of that. There's quite a bit of activity going on behind closed doors. A few people have contacted me and there's a lot to talk about but I wouldn't be surprised if at least one or more of those people are Scum. I have nothing to reveal at the moment. I think I'll eat my lunches now to make sure they're put to use in case the day ends without me knowing. I'm quite busy at the moment so I'll post more in a minute.

Nom nom nom.

It's not the little letters, it's the words that the little letters are making up I'm having a problem with. I don't mean to sound condescending but have you looked at the things you've said and consider how anyone is supposed to believe them? Wait, that's condescending. Sorry, I'm really not trying to be a dick. I really am confounded by the horse shit you are spewing things that you are saying.

My pleasure. This game is a blast so far. Keep up the great work.

Don't do it! Don't go back a few pages, just shut it. I don't like to be mean in these situations but just suck my diznick be-yatch. You may think it's tiny cuz I'm just a puny hedgehog, but I'm hung like a horse, mutha tuckfard! I put these horses to shame. My diznick touches the next county. Choke on it. What the megabluck am I saying now??

It cannot be labeled Tuckfard. You guys, this is a God-damn lie. Tuckfard is the name of the player that's the example in the link. It would never ever be used as the name of an Action. Come on Skitzo/Tuckfard. No. Zero chance. These are lies. Lies. Lies. Lynch the liar. Lynch the liar. I fully admit that tunnel vision is possible and I've done it before. But maybe she's the freakin' serial killer. Or maybe she has some bad advice from her team or maybe she's not listening to her team. I've seen that happen before. No. No Tuckfard for me. Go be her best friend and cuddle the Tuckfard but I think her role is Fucktard and I don't want my days or strategies to become fucktarded so I'm keeping my vote where it is. If she's Town, there's going to be a Tuckload of Fardin' explaining to do in the conclusion. A note: I know Lady Dolores, I know. Hedgehog out. Peace.

You've offered to give me your meal in private. I suppose that would help to verify you, but then can't we just all swap meals to verify each other? Scum have to be able to do that. That would be unfair to them otherwise. Perhaps they have Town decoy lunches. Ugh, blah. Action and lunch???? How? I don't get it. I don't believe it. I'm not sure I'd believe it if you gave me your meal and it said "Super Townie Aspartame!" Maybe some other trustworthy Townie wants it? Give it to Fred or Daisy? They're at least vocal. They could at least verify that something you're saying isn't horse shit. Blah. Ugh. Poo. Horse shit. How are we supposed to believe you? What if you have a Townie decoy lunch? Which is your Action and which is your lunch again. How do you mix up affiliation and action? What the philly, yo? Why???????? Are you just trying to stay consistent because you're Scum and you think a Townie would be firm? It's weird that anyone's buying this. Ugh, sorry. Perhaps I need to walk away and take another look at this later. I cannot see anything she's saying being the truth right now!

Oh, now I see. Tuckfard the Uncommon. Thank you. I don't care what side you're on, you at least have a new title.

More horseshit. If you turn up Town, I will eat my own tail...Oh, must've made that wager before. I don't have one...doesn't matter. You never said anything to me in private about having a lunch and an Action. I asked you specifically if it was a one-shot and a meal and you said it was a meal and it was one-shot. Nowhere did you say it was two separate abilities. The other people I've spoken to about their lunches actually had a meal name which you so far have been unable to produce. I am sorry that your game has ended so early. I bet it's very frustrating no matter what side you are on. Nobody likes to go first and I'm truly sorry if this is your first and last day and you're lynched, but I hope you are so we can put this nonsense behind us. Lying or telling the truth, you should practice consistency before playing again.

Trisha asked me to look up Skitzo on Mafiawiki so I did. What the fizzuk be-yatch? I'm tired of you. Did you just make this entry? It's under the category "Scummers" and has no freakin' explanation! Are you just grabbing random roles and claiming them now? You keep adding heaps of lies every time someone asks you a clarifying question. What next? Are you a pink fluffy squirrel that turns into a fat bunny but only when the full moon rises in the East during the Ides of March? Also, someone gave me their lunch. That was very nice. Thank you. It was cookies. It tastes better than pennies.

Yeah, that horse jumped so I fell off his megablocks. Very nice of you to bend over to talk to me. Can you pick me up off the ground. I'm not a huge fan of being where a horse's crushing hooves could soon be. Is it a shame, really? She only said one thing which was totally useless and then the goofy Jane chimed in and claimed it was genius. I for one am glad she's gone so we won't waste any more time wondering about it. Even if we won't hear her affiliation until tomorrow, I say hurrah for the killer bales of hay. Perhaps that may seem a little insensitive but I'm a freakin' hedgehog. Our life expectancy isn't very high, especially in a horse stable. Also, have you noticed Walter doesn't seem to like our kind very much. And he has a shovel! Screw Zara. Life sucks and then you get crushed by a barrel of hay. Waah wahh, be a megablocking hedgehog for a day. Horses poop on us sometimes! Sorry... Hey Horse's megablocks. This isn't what she had been saying to me or anyone. Now she has an Action and a lunch? megabluck that. megabluck it. Really. Enough. I can't believe you would fall for such utter horseshit. I know you aren't necessarily opposed to it since it falls out of your butt, but as I just mentioned it sucks to try and get out of your fur, especially when you don't have opposable thumbs to hold the God-damn soap! Horseshit, that's Trisha's role. God, I'll feel stupid now if she's Town but nobody's shovel can handle the amount of horseshit Trisha is spewing at this point. Horse Shit.