Hinckley

Well Gorillas can't read either, so...

The Forest requires two-syllable alliteration for all it's animal names and the first letter of the name must match the first letter of the animal, duh.

It wasn't a game mechanic. We just had no idea who was playing who. No avatars, no affiliations posted with the method of death in the first post. Look at the first post of any day of Mystery Castle. I was being pretty lazy by not trying to keep one window open with the list of names but the names had nothing to do with our usernames. Hinckley = Lord Savril. Way to go, Draggy. Non user-based character names make the baby Jesus cry.

When I changed it, it was "Megabluck Treestumps". It must have reverted when the board glitch happened. I am the author of all three, though.

What was it? Dick? That's a joke, Scuba. I like you. But I'm the only one.

Yes, it was me. You said something about "to can play the insult game."

Yes. All of that.

I know. And Staudie narrated the whole thing. And the day openers were multi-colored novels. And then we made that Dragon guy a moderator. What the hell? Oh, look. A note: What? Oh, so you have a problem with the plays too? She was always an insufferable bitch. Vote Lord Roto-Rooter who will hopefully play in this manner in the next game and all the other megablocks can be dumped off a balcony with the rest of the potatoes.

Day 2? I must not know how to spell Delores. I tried using CTRL + F. Who was the first to mention her? We voted for her later. Well, Zepher did... Greek armor... It's hilarious! There was a two-page conclusion where all I said was "nice game, Dragonator." What the hell? It's like bizzaro-world. Nobody even fought during the conclusion. It's weird. It makes my skin crawl. Where's the petty animosity?? The best. Ew, stop it. Maybe everyone could have that much fun again if two Admins didn't have ego wars and fight in every game and try to kill each other and act like children...dickhead Admins... Don't make me like you or talk to you again, it won't work!

Oh God, sorry to keep doing this. If you have 8 extra hours you have to read Mystery Castle. It's so hilarious and fun. Pay attention to the time stamps. Days lasted weeks. 12 game days! That makes that part a lot easier. How many traitors are there? Usually the bad guys are far fewer than the good guys. Oh well. Usually the person hosting the game stops by the game to check it out when he logs in and would've seen we convicted someone two days ago. The Friar corrupted Daniel. Who's Daniel? And who is Byron's wife? Can we all just kill ourselves? That seems an easy way out. Can someone explain-in detail-the implications of this note? I don't feel like reading 13 days of different color text to remind myself of all the sub-plots in this game... Two more traitors after Byron and Rotrigous. And someone else is a traitor to a triator. Sheesh, if there were so many-why didn't they just succeed and start their own kindgom? And if Byron really wanted absolution why couldn't he turn everyone in? What the hell's a sprinkles? Is it a cat? Why does a cat talk like a snake? This is weird. Maybe you whack and don't think. I think and whack so watch your kitty-snake back! Not smart to claw my face when you fit so nicely into a blender... ...a windmill-powered blender! My God, look at this NA result: Could you imagine that now?? I love this. Go read old ones. They're so fun!

Is this the first mention of Lady Dolores in EB Mafia history? Who are you keeps writing these notes? That's none of your concern. So, you're Oby Wan Kenobi? Sinner? Ras? Now you're just trying to change the subject... I can't search or directly quote anything before a certain date. Must be a side effect of the new upgrade. Love nostalgic EB Mafia references! You don't get a vote, Oby Wan. You're just a ghost. It is? *Whack!* Oh, real mature Oby Wan, real mature...

I vaguely remember this. Where was it? My current title: No. I'm right. We were debating about if the Original Trilogy was any good and someone made the stupid suggestion that everyone was entitled to their opinions and therefore everyone was right. My new title is my response to that megablocks.

Amazing work! You've been blogged

Holy crap, that's amazing! I love the ski lift! And there's a train and some trees and oh, look! I see a rock-climbing wall. Choo-choo! Yay, the train goes in circles! Great sculpted mountain. Your hard work really shows. You got blogged!

...no shutting it during Mafia.

No Mother Nature flooding garages, causing power outages, sketchy cell network service, cold storm damage during Mafia! How many times do we have to say it?

You'll get the fifth place slot. Everyone else will be able to choose a prize once we get the ball rolling. I'm offering first choice to first place... (The second choice to second place and so on down the line).

What??! No hurricanes during Mafia!!

Congratulations to the top five winners of the "EB is Down" contest!!! Here's what the final vote tally looks like: Krystel 27 Julius No 23 gid617 21 Tobiasgeserick 18 CorneliusMurdock 18 dr_spock_888 17 Dog Ironbones A.K.A. SalmonFifteen 11 Etzel 9 Legonardo Davidy 9 Ecclesiastes 9 badboytje88 8 Cara lego 7 Quarryman 5 Alasdair Ryan 4 Cecilie 1 (herp)_jackattack_(herp) 1 Jasper_L 1 Joker 789 1 Legofin2012 1 Mr. Tomato Bread 1 Kyphur_Trains 0 lobot1626 0 Top 5 will get a prize but since CorneliusMurdock is a staff member he's not eligible. I will start PMing the winners so they can choose their prize. Congratulations again to the winners and thanks to everyone for participating!!

New Eurobricks staff member DarkDragon has done an amazing job re-vamping our Brick Flicks & Comics Forum! In addition, DarkDragon has gathered an expert group of teachers to create tutorials on film-making and comic creation. All of this is now available for anyone interested in the Brick Flicks & Comics Academy! Check it out today!

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Thanks for letting me play, TinyPies and thanks for the ugly grave.

I shall tally the votes and announce prizes by Wednesday (October 24th) of this week. Thanks again to everyone who participated and for everyone's patience while the site was down.

Didn't know the protector on Night One, nor did I have any influence over any protector at any point. Where did I even say I directed a protector to protect a blocker???

Here is the list of all I’ve found. I will send the list of players and aliases to the person I trust the most. Princess Fiona (her choice ) is bulletproof. I don’t want to give away why this person is bulletproof but someone out there knows why. It’s an odd claim, although I was inclined to believe it at first. However, in talking to Fiona she doesn’t have the best story for becoming bulletproof. She made friends with someone who was able to give one gift. It was given on the first night and I’m not sure why they made friends so easily. I’m inclined to believe there’s something else to their relationship, at least on Fiona’s side. I think she may be a dangerous person to have be bulletproof, but what’s done is done. Fiona can only be killed by a lynch. What’s funny is this friendship seems to have dried up once the gift was given. Princess Fiona has pretty much stopped communicating and hasn’t shown much interest in the nature of the gift or offered any more insight into the game. An odd early friendship that ended in a huge gift for Fiona. Mercury is the blocker. He claims to have blocked Artemis on Night One. This would make sense if Artemis were Town. However, since I doubt that, Mercury could also be Scum, claiming to block her on Night One buying her one more night without being lynched. I was more than ready to lynch Artemis on the morning of Day Two, but was advised by my friends not to. Wish I wouldn’t have listened. Hephastus is an inventor who has an ascetic to hand out to someone. Haven’t gotten confirmation on this one yet. I’ve never heard of an ascetic as an invention… Mars claims to be the watcher. I have none of his claims verified. He claims to have watched me on the first night and that I was targeted by nobody. I find this very hard to believe, although I guess it's possible. The second night, he targeted Artemis and saw that Artemis was targeted by Juno. I haven’t spoken to Juno about this but I suspect that Juno is a protector. She knew Artemis’s identity and I assume was working to keep her safe. I doubt Artemis is being on the level with me, though. Hiding the “disorientation” from me, yet reporting it to others she claimed not to trust seems a lot like she was trying to get me lynched. My hope is that the real investigator is getting real results and confirming Townies while keeping the results to themselves or starting another Town block somewhere. We can’t be far from burying these Scummy Servants of Loki if we are doing so well at coordinating all of the Night Actions. Anyway, there’s no possible way Artemis and I are on the same team. That much I know. I think she found her lie unsustainable and needs to get rid of me. I understand how you would all feel more comfortable getting rid of me to prove that, so I’m more than happy to go. Just make sure to lynch Artemis when I turn up as Einherjar. This will not even be a bump in the road since the person I trust most will have the list of aliases to compare all of this to. We’re sitting in a great position as I die, yet again. I love Valhalla and will do what it takes to preserve it. No hard feelings for all of the suspicions (and cynicism, derision, sarcasm, dickery, etc.) It’s all part of the game. We’re doing what we have to do. Continue to do so in my absence and we will defeat the vile Servants of Loki. Please let my piggies poop on their graves… And finally, the weirdest claim is that of Vulcan, who claims to be the Prankster. He targeted someone on Night One and covered their room in the hall with tin foil. I was trying to clarify the point of this role but he claims that Odin has declared the Action has no actual effect. And it appears that is true. I was targeted last night. My bed was short-sheeted and my hand left in ice water as I slept causing me to urinate in my sheets. I didn’t receive any other indication that the Action did anything to me. For some reason, this role is compulsory. Vulcan must use it every night. As far as my “fantastic leaps of logic and unprecedented 180” accuser, Dragmall goes, I do hope the real investigator is out there targeting him tonight, just to make sure that he’s being manipulated, as I suspect, and not doing the manipulation himself. I’ll laugh my mathematics off if he’s a neutral.