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According to Bunsen, Fozzie is Town. Awesome.

Fred made a claim that was verified, yes.

It has come to my attention that I was the target of our protector on Night Two. It's highly possible they tried to kill me that night. I had no indication that the vest was hit that night, so if they tried to kill me that night, then that would be why we didn't see a kill that night. I'd so love it if they wasted their Night Kill on me twice.

I would not join you in voting for Wild Dragon, sorry. He may be a quieter member of our group in public but I trust his Actions behind the scenes.

I'll confirm Billie is being helpful, but someone pointed out to me in private that Daisy and Tammy were also trying to be helpful. However, for now I trust Billie, so I think our other lazy targets are better. Sorry I've been distracted, bitches! My family is in Town for Christmas. Hedgehogs make horrible company. There are carrot shreds, nests and droppings everywhere! But we're celebrating the birth of the hedgehog Messiah, so we put up with these little conveniences. I'm piecing some results together in the mean time. Hopefully we'll have something, though it may be another confirmed Townie. I've asked Bunsen to confirm someone close to me, just to make sure that not all of my trusted circle was composed of Scumbags. I'll let you know as soon as I hear from him. Peace out Bitches! Merry HedgeHogChristMas!

The good news is the Scum wasted their kill on me. Thanks for "calling my bluff" dumbasses. I have a bulletproof vest. Very happy to cause you to waste your night kill. Hope you don't feel too stupid as that may kill your momentum.

You forgot the Vote: part...

That was a long cat nap. Cat?!

You might want to do it this way: Vote: Tammy (Tamamono) See the difference? God is more anal than the God of Matilda Dreams called "Baritones, Baritones II, Baritones III, Steampunk Mafia, Prison Riot!, The Forest and The Forest II."

Wait, why did Tammy vote for me? I forgot. Is it because I eat pennies? Pennies are nummy-numz! They have lots of iron. Good for the blood. Oh, a note: Lady Dolores! Where have you been? Sorry. Lady Dolores is so lovely, but not to Tammy. Tammy may be Scum, Lady Dolores, but let's be nice to her. Maybe she'll feed me some pennies! My tummy hurts... Good point. I was dreaming of naked firemen climbing ladders with long, thick, rigid hoses. I should talk to a doctor about what that means...

I'm napping. ZZZzzzzzzzzz ...dreaming of naked hedgehogs...

Everybody likes Beeker better.

What must've been someone else?

You were Janice, you tard monkey.

That's Beeker! Duh.

I also think not.

Yes, finally.

Pre-defensive much? Nobody asked why you didn't vote sooner. I find it telling that you took pause to wait for clarification on a story that's all over the place in response to a proven investigator. Bunsen is offended, I'm sure. And what you're asking about doesn't even seem to be an inconsistency as I believe Tammy wants us to believe that the moritician is a day Action...that she used on someone who clearly packed up their room and ran off, not leaving a corpse for a mortician to target. Anyway, Ginny: Ping.

Oh, and in case anyone is wondering why Tammy is saying I went to her claiming to have a Scum result on her, that's not what happened. As a Townie, I wouldn't lie, so in order to try to poke her out in private, I sent her this message: To which she responded: No, I'm not. Don't lynch me! Lynch Janice or Scooter! I have an important Action! And then I said:

So, I'm Scum and the Cult Leader? Wow, diabolical. I can poke holes in your story, but let's start with the most suspicious thing you did. You say you blocked Jimmy on Night One and we know you blocked him on Night Two, we have proof of that. Jimmy told us he was blocked and you took credit for it. So, perhaps the person who really blocked Jimmy could come forward and save Tammy from the lynch and prove that I'm the Cult Leader. I'll hold my breath for that one. So, in the process of convincing you not to block Jimmy I had to explain why and then, suddenly, while trying to save himself, Shadell tells me all about Jimmy's original role which you and I know how that role evolved and why and somehow, so did Shadell. Now, you blocked Jimmy on Night One and then voted for Walter and then blocked Jimmy again. Didn't you think you should've told someone on Day Two that you had blocked someone too? What if we were making a mistake? What if I was Scum leading the Town astray? What if Rowlf was? Oh, but you're the one-shot mortician, so you lied about all of that. Lies we verified were true. OK? So after two Town results on me, why did you still feel the need to lie? Oh, because I'm the Cult Leader. Why does every Scum on the chopping block try to make us believe there's a Cult out there? Fear and confusion. I'm more confident all the time that there is no God Damn Cult out there as I do not believe your mortician role or the result you supposedly got on Shadell. If Shadell was Town, why did she lie about so many things? And if she was Town, why would the Scum janitor her when they could've so easily revealed her to get me to an easy lynch. Well, you've lied like crazy and I'm a big fan of Lynch All Liars. Bunsen tells us you're Scum. Bunsen investigated Matilda as Scum, which we know to be true and he investigated me as Town, not Cult and investigated you as Scum. So, you're Scum. A big fat lying Scum. Not as fat as Matilda but just as Scummy. And that's 100%. I know you say you're 100% Town, compared to the 75%ers out there. The 15% Townies are the worst, but you're Scummy-Scummy-Scum-Pants, following me around for the first two days like a parrot, summarizing every point I made, voting along with me, lying to me in private and now making up a crazy cackamamie story to try and save yourself. Well, I admire the effort, but I laugh at the story you chose. Especially the part where you were so afraid of the Scum (or am I Cult? Maybe I'm a Werewolf, who knows? ) that you claimed a more important role than you actually claim to have. The Scum would never want to kill a blocker but they'd be terrified to have a mortician around!!! Think before you compose a defense next time... So, unless people believe that I'm Scum and Cult and Bunsen is an insane and paranoid investigator who got three correct results so far and that Tammy lied to me in private to cover up her all-important mortician role, which meant the Scum must have a janitor () then, by all means, vote for me. In the mean time, I hope we'll Lynch the Liar and follow the result of a proven Townie Power Role, Dr. Bunsen, and lynch the Scummy Scummy Scummy Tammy. Once again, I'll bet my life that Tammy is Scum and by all means, I'll vote for my damn self if Tammy flipz Town. One more thing, how does a mortician means there's a janitor? If it works the way you says it does, it should just tell us if the dead target had an important role. If the Scum janitors a body, it shouldn't work as there's no body for the mortician to target...

Yes, Bunsen also revealed Matilda to be Scum. Good guy.

Tammy has been telling me that she's the Town Blocker, but according to Bunsen, she is Scum. Vote: Tammy (Tamamono) We did not want to investigate Katie, because we were afraid the Scum would mess with the results...

And what about the remainder of the other days?

You were on a plane for 10 days?

If the Siblings are both Town, we shouldn't. Katie has been acting really weird, but if we lynch her, we'll lose Statler as well. Katie seems pretty Scummy and it's possible the siblings are opposite affiliations, but I think we should be absolutely sure before we lynch her.