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In the early hours, the patients do not sleep. Belle has snuck off to the leisure room to tidy up. The pool table was left in disarray, and the books were not ordered according to color. She will fix that. The obsessive compulsive disorder she suffers keeps her from hearing the footsteps approaching. "You missed something," a porcine voice chuckles. Bell answers without looking up, "Oh no, I couldn't have. I went over this place with a fine tooth co~" BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Across the hospital, Tammo has snuck off to the atrium. She likes to come here to remember the South Islands. Tammo mutters to herself, "I wonder if God would tell me who the scum are if I ask nicely enough…" She smells a flower. "I always live to the end of these games. I wonder why?" She sees a dark figure in the corner. It speaks. "You're luck's about to change." It pulls out a pistol. It ever so slowly dawns on Tammo what is happening. "Wait. If you're the one holding the pistol, that means I'm the one who's gonna die, right?" The dark figure rolls its eyes. "Figure it out." BANG! It drops its pistol by the corpse as it leaves. Tammo is at peace. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A gloomy day is breaking, and the patients are counting their numbers. The lithe Bloodbrick enters in a chipper mood. "You'll notice Belle and Tammo are no longer with us," she cheerfully chimes. "I was beginning to think you were allergic to the fairer sex; the morgue was turning into a sausage party." Her face becomes a little more serious. "It should always be noted what a kind and generous mistress I am. " "To that end, before I give you your medicine today, you may have freshly cooked crepes." In behind her, a medieval-looking crepe maker is wheeled in. <Patients may now eat crepes.> Fraulein Bloodbrick leaves the patients to their tasty French treats. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Day three has now started. The players: Pelly Putnam (NPC) Pandufus Randora (Pandora & Rufus) Sassy Cooter (Scouts) Ali "Periscope" Perry (Alopex) Heng Lewley, "The Fantabulous Kresmo" (Hinckley) Imes da Booey (iamded) The Alluring Draxia (Dragonator) Shinobu Shiroba (Whitefang) Officer Sunny Day (Sandy) Boo Cameron (Big Cam) Kelly "K-Girl" Mann (Kieldaman) Manuel Bukowski (Masked Builder) Janie "Pun'kin" Beeswax (JimButcher) Rickety Cannon (Roncanator) Shalonda Cunningham (Shadows) Scally Wull (Sok117) Stanley Spussemmin (Cornelius Murdock) Pearl Nuttin (Peanuts) Dr. Bethany Bovary (Brickdoctor) Poby Flanagan (Professor Flitwick) The Dead Marcy Maeby (Bob) - Shot by Fraulein Bloodbrick on day one- Insane (town) Carl "Black Beast" Pie (CallmePie) - Cue up the shitter on day one - Insane (town) Rolly "Cracker-Man" Crackerman (Ricecracker) - Chopped up by Darth Vader on night one - Insane (town) Rick "The Salty R-Dog" Astley (Rick) - Shot by a walrus on night one - Insane (town) "Lumpy" Zed Furby (Zepher) - Shot by the fraulein in front of everybody! on day two - Insane (independent) Bell Bastage (Badboytje) - Shot by a walrus on night two - Insane (town) "Tammo" (Captain Tamamono) - Shot by a walrus on night two - Insane (town) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rules (deviations from the normal EB rules are struck-through) 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town or the Scum. To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Scum, while the Scum needs to outnumber the Town. Third-party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles. 2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). Proxy voting is allowed, with the format Proxy: Character (Player) and Unproxy: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. The player with the most votes will be lynched. In the case of a tie, the first to achieve their vote will be lynched. Voting is mandatory. Failure to vote will incur a vote penalty the following game day. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached after 72 hours. In the case of a unanimous vote, the day may end early. After the day has been concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last 24 hours (or 48 hours if an emergency comes up). Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 20 hours of the night stage. 3.5. Players may not target the same player two nights in a row, and may not target themselves. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the host via PM. That includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every day thread. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty vote penalty per every 4 living players against you, and death on your second offense.

I mentioned this somewhere before, but I'm working days (8:30-4). It's about 5:30 pm now. So, I can only stop and start game days in my evenings, and usually after dinner, since missus def is a strict one. Anyway, I'm editing the pics now, I need to type up the script. Give it a few more hours

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The walls of the Clinic grow cool. Evening has come to the One Brick at a Time Clinic. The mood is lighter than the morning, as the patients are convinced they've made some positive progress. The nubile young fraulein enters the main hall and marches straight to "lumpy" Zed Furby. "I have had my ear to the ground, and I don't like what I hear." She continues, "I have designed this little game as I see fit, and I don't appreciate any independent parties disrupting that balance." She takes a dramatic pause. "Parties like yourself." She paws Zed's chest. "It's a shame too, such a lumbering hulk of a man. I'm sure you could have been useful in other areas." Her eyes narrow as she reveals a knowing smile. Her hands feel something under his jacket. "What's this? Guards, disrobe him." Bloodbrick's private entourage sweep in and remove Zed's jacket to reveal his true, smaller form. Bloodbrick looks at the vintage gunblade Zed had stowed away under his clothes. "This is a fine weapon, is it not? Perfect for inhumane slaughter." Zed gulps and beads of sweat slide down his forehead. "It creates a perfect storm of pain, a miniature tempest of agony swirling around your nerve center before snuffing one right out." She plunges the blade into Zed's chest. Zed gurgles out his last words: "Why would anyone follow me night one? It's total megablocks!" The blade firmly lodged in his ribcage, she pulls the trigger. The smoke dissipates, and Shalonda squeegees the blood spatters off of himself. She looks at the twenty one remaining patients. "Well, you should all sleep a little sounder now that I've confiscated this lovely weapon. That's one less of you who should be dropping dead tonight. "Do have a pleasant night," she laughs as she leaves them on their own. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MOD NOTE: Vote Tally Dr. Bovary/Brickdoctor 10 (2 penalties x 5) Zed/Zepher 22 (Murdock, Cam, Kiel, Shadows, badboy, Alopex, Builder, Hinck, Tammo, Deddy, Sandy, Brickdoctor, Whitefang, Pandora/Rufus, Peanuts, Draggy, Flitwick, Scouts, Ron, Sok, JimB) It is unanimous. Lumpy Zed will be lynched. Feel free to start sending night actions in, and the day end will go up in a few hours

MOD NOTE: Vote Tally Dr. Bovary/Brickdoctor 10 (2 penalties x 5) Zed/Zepher 14 (Murdock, Cam, Kiel, Shadows, badboy, Alopex, Builder, Hinck, Tammo, Deddy, Sandy, Brickdoctor, Whitefang)

MOD NOTE: Technically, this is five minutes early, but I need to head out on personal business. Voting is now open. If there is a unanimous consensus, the day may end in 24 hours rather than 48. I work tomorrow and the day after so the day will only be ending in the evenings for me, when I can leisurely take pictures and write. It is currently 9:16 PM Japan time.

MOD NOTE: K-girl will be taking the saline infusion.

Hopefully at this point, everyone is loving the game. One of the big goals of this game was to make even the most jaded and experienced of players feel young and fresh again. And the EB 72 hour system is absolutely ideal for this approach. Have fun

MOD NOTE: As the first shift's medicine has been obediently taken, we can start on shift two. Results tomorrow, cuz I'm a sleepy game host 1. Strawberry Dust 2. Paint Thinner 3. Black Beauties 4. Opium 5. Bug Dust 6. Magic Beans 7. Uppers 8. Blue Bennies 9. Yellowjackets 10. Saline Infusion 11. Sugar Pill

For the record, this is what Rick was listening to when he died: Not even rap! That walrus don't know shit

IMPORTANT MOD NOTE: Medicine In the first 24 hours of the game, all town patients must take medicine. Scum may or may not take medicine. Medicine will be offered in two shifts, hours apart from each other. There will be two separate assortments for each shift. Patients may not take the same medicine on consecutive nights. Patients who choose not to select their own medicine will be randomly assigned medicine from the remaining stock. Medicine taken by lynched or killed players will be removed from the asylum and not offered again. Players select medicine by: 1. copying the entire updated list. 2. adding their name after their choice, and striking it off the list, ie. Medicine A Medicine B def Medicine C etc Failure to do either of these steps will make their selection void, and other players may feel free to make that medicine their selection. <players, feel free to police yourselves on this, since I both have a job and sleep> If this system is too confusing for you, simply do nothing and receive a random selection, with no penalties. <ALWAYS COPY THE WHOLE LIST> Day One, Shift One: 1. Nasal Inhaler 2. The Big Fat Pill 3. DMT 4. White Crystals 5. Powdered Rhino Horn 6. Red Devils 7. Horse Tranquilizers 8. Peach Cobbler 9. Lemon Peel 10. Sponk 11. Downers

It's the first night of the new status quo at the One Brick at a Time Clinic. None of the patients are quite relaxed, but they appreciate that there is a little more flexibility than usual. Rolly patrols the halls, on the look out for any crime. He already has a sense of deep disappointment that he wasn't able to do anything to prevent the death of the staff. But he won't let the moment slip by him again. The halls are quiet, but then he hears something from behind him, a deep breathing. "Rolly, I am your father." Rolly begins to feel an acute panic. "My father was an accountant! A perfectly adequate man!" The black-clad figure raises a menacing weapon. "No worries, I'm just joshing you, trying to lighten the mood, you know? I don't have kids." Rolly pleads for his life. "Please, don't kill me! I'm a decent if ineffectual man! Why me?" The menacing figure walks away without giving Rolly his answer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the main room, the Salty R-Dog is getting his funk on. Blaring Herbie Hancock's Rockit on his ghetto blaster, he invades Putnam's personal space. "Yo Pelly-pel, this is what we call dropping' science, ya' hear?" Putnam stares in wondrous amazement. "This sound is so f-f-f-f-f-f-fresh!" The music is so loud, he doesn't hear the sound of approaching footsteps. "Stand up, you dancing tool," the strange walrus shaped figure commands. "Aw, snap!" "Any last words?" the thing asks. The R-Dog starts losing his cool. "Yo man, why you wanna do the R-Dog like that? I'm the only funky fresh thing this here clinic has!" "Not exactly memorable, if I do say so." Having shot the Salty R-Dog, he turns and shoots the ghetto blaster. "Rap music is a fad." Pelly relaxes and picks up his journal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Twenty two patients shuffle into the main room and see the carnage. It's nowhere near as bloody as the day before, and much easier to stomach. "Is he…?" someone begins to ask. "Pelly, my man, what the heck happened?" Shalonda asks. Pelly stares into his book. Dr. Bovary steps forward. "As the only licensed practitioner here, I'll make the call." She checks for a pulse. "It's my professional opinion that he be stone-cold wasted." A voice mutters, "What's Pelly been writing?" Spussemmin snatches the journal from Pelly's hands and looks inside. His grim visage grows even grimmer. Spussemmin breathes a weary sigh. "I remember the walrus. He was not a good man. God help us all." The players: Pelly Putnam (NPC) Bell Bastage (Badboytje) Pandufus Randora (Pandora & Rufus) "Tammo" (Captain Tamamono) Sassy Cooter (Scouts) Ali "Periscope" Perry (Alopex) Heng Lewley, "The Fantabulous Kresmo" (Hinckley) "Lumpy" Zed Furby (Zepher) Imes da Booey (imaded) The Alluring Draxia (Dragonator) Shinobu Shiroba (Whitefang) Officer Sunny Day (Sandy) Boo Cameron (Big Cam) Kelly "K-Girl" Mann (Kieldaman) Manuel Bukowski (Masked Builder) Janie "Pun'kin" Beeswax (JimButcher) Rickety Cannon (Roncanator) Shalonda Cunningham (Shadows) Scally Wull (Sok117) Stanley Spussemmin (Cornelius Murdock) Pearl Nuttin (Peanuts) Dr. Bethany Bovary (Brickdoctor) Poby Flanagan (Professor Flitwick) The Dead Marcy Maeby (Bob) - Shot by Fraulein Bloodbrick on day one- Insane (town) Carl "Black Beast" Pie (CallmePie) - Cue up the shitter on day one - Insane (town) Rolly "Cracker-Man" Crackerman (Ricecracker) - Chopped up by Darth Vader on night one - Insane (town) Rick "The Salty R-Dog" Astley (Rick) - Shot by a walrus on night one - Insane (town) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rules (deviations from the normal EB rules are struck-through) 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town or the Scum. To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Scum, while the Scum needs to outnumber the Town. Third-party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles. 2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). Proxy voting is allowed, with the format Proxy: Character (Player) and Unproxy: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. The player with the most votes will be lynched. In the case of a tie, the first to achieve their vote will be lynched. Voting is mandatory. Failure to vote will incur a vote penalty the following game day. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached after 72 hours. In the case of a unanimous vote, the day may end early. After the day has been concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last 24 hours (or 48 hours if an emergency comes up). Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 20 hours of the night stage. 3.5. Players may not target the same player two nights in a row, and may not target themselves. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the host via PM. That includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every day thread. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty vote penalty per every 4 living players against you, and death on your second offense.

Day two is written and ready. Just a matter of getting the time to throw it up

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Pants-less at McDonald's I go to McDonalds and take my pants off. It feels natural

I genuinely find that day end funny, but at the same time, I feel like I need to apologize to my mom. She raised me better than that. I'm sorry mom.

Pixie dust. No worries, you have mod powers, so nobody can stop your posting

I'll add something to the rules about the day closing early in the case of a unanimous vote or something. In comparison to the usual rules, I do think it's important to A) get everyone's votes and B) let the lynchee get a solid rebuttal. But at the same time, no need to make everyone wait a day when there's no point (was a scum member about to volunteer themselves?). Pie, I'm considerably less irritated than I was this afternoon, so don't sweat it. I had a pretty bland death planned until you came along, so all in all, things balanced out Just be careful sitting down for a while

It's irregular for a mafia game, but let's be realistic. You're in an asylum. You can't be expected to play by all the rules. This thread will only be unlocked during the nights, and closed during the day. Feel free to stay up all night long and never get a lick of sleep. There will be a single thread for all night periods, and no voting or that sort of stuff. But this is by all means a game play thread. (where's the druggie emoticon )

After a long confusing New Years Day, some patients try to blow off some steam in the leisure room. Boo sharpens his hustling skills, trying to take advantage of Lumpy's poor judgment . Sassy tries to be a cheerleader, while the guys try to ignore her. Periscope and Pandoo recline and space out on their medication. The Black Beast tries to top his high score on Tie Fighter Pilot while K-Girl cheers him on. Joysticks always make her think of handjobs. The game is interrupted as someone enters the room. "Sundown. Time to go." The Black Beast turns away from his game, irritated. "What the megabluck you want?" Fraulein Bloodbrick addresses him directly. "Why dear sir, I want you, in a manner of speaking." Spitting on the floor, he replies, "Up yours." Bloodbrick turns to Boo: "I'm so sorry to interrupt, but might I borrow your cue? I think it needs a polish." Her guards grab Beast and throw him up on the table. "Getcher hands off me you fascist clowns! Let's go one on one, I'll take you all out! Ya cowards!" Bloodbrick smiles a knowing grin and looks at the small crowd, "You may not want to watch this. Or maybe you do. It's up to you." SCHTUNK "How's your shithole now?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Day One is now over. Please get those night actions in promptly.

As a host, currently on my fourth game, this is by far the poorest behavior I've seen from any player, including Hinck. Saying, "I'm dead, well, megabluck it," and breaking the rules is as about as bad as it gets.

MOD NOTE: Vote Tally Carl/Pie 28 (penalty x 6, Murdock, Big Cam, badboy, Hinck, Brickdoctor, Alopex, Flitwick, Sandy, Peanuts, Rick, Masked Builder, Scouts, Tammo, Zepher, JimB, Ron, Shadows, Draggy, Kiel, iamded, sok, Ricecracker) badboy 7 (penalty x 6, Pie) Rufus/Pandora and Whitefang left to vote. If everyone has voted and will not change their vote, I'm willing to end day one early.