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The snow continues to fall, beginning to bury the isolated clinic. The patients weary of their ordeal. The staff that they had once treated antagonistically begin to be missed, if only for the way they broke up the monotony of the day. Pun'kin stares out the glazed window, petting Charles. "You're a good pooch, aren't you? Right? I forget..." She looks at Charles. "Huh?" The doors swing open and closed as the newly radiant fraulein enters. "Well, the game is certainly afoot, isn't it?" She stares at the room, "I must admit, I was wondering if you were all just rolling over to play dead." The patients register an emotion conveying both pride and embarrassment. I feel embarraprided!" volunteers simple Pun'kin. With that, the crowd widens to signal Pun'kin's lynch today. "And so, you give yourself up today," Bloodbrick states. "Huh?" Pun'kin replies. Fraulein Bloodbrick addresses the crowd. "I'm sure many of you lack the courage and conviction to execute a mentally retarded* person" She turns to Pun'kin. "I can assure you I have no such trouble." She addresses the crowd once more. "Sleep tight this night little ones, I'm sure for some of you it will be your last." *this story takes place in the 80's when that sort of term wasn't so offensive

"........"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuSSQS7asGk Awesome track. "Hands of a stranger."

MOD NOTE: Vote Tally Janie "Pun'kin" Beeswax/ JimB 14 (Rufus/Pandora, Shadows, Kiel, Big Cam, Masked Builder, Brickdoctor, Flitwick, Murdock, Alopex, Whitefang, Iamded, Dragonator, Roncanator) Boo Cameron/ Big Cam 1 (JimB) A unanimous vote. Janie will be saying good bye. Players may send in night actions. I'll try to finish this day tonight, and Day Six will be up in, say, 27 hours.

MOD NOTE: Vote Tally Janie "Pun'kin" Beeswax/ JimB 13 (Rufus/Pandora, Shadows, Kiel, Big Cam, Masked Builder, Brickdoctor, Flitwick, Murdock, Alopex, Whitefang, Iamded, Dragonator) Boo Cameron/ Big Cam 1 (JimB)

MOD NOTE: Big Cam will be taking the Red Devils, Alopex will be taking the Black Beauties, and Roncanator taking the Uppers. MOD NOTE: Voting is now open.

MOD NOTE: Day five, shift two 1. Saline Infusion 2. DMT 3. Bug Dust 4. Red Devils 5. Uppers 6. Nasal Inhaler 7. Powdered Rhino Horn

There's always next time

MOD NOTE: Due to the irregularity of the Downers, Heng was actually with the Strawberry Dust at the time of death. The Downers are not mistakenly on the list.

IMPORTANT MOD NOTE: Medicine In the first 24 hours of the game, all town patients must take medicine. Scum may or may not take medicine. Medicine will be offered in two shifts, hours apart from each other. There will be two separate assortments for each shift. Patients may not take the same medicine on consecutive nights. Patients who choose not to select their own medicine will be randomly assigned medicine from the remaining stock. Medicine taken by lynched or killed players will be removed from the asylum and not offered again. Players select medicine by: 1. copying the entire updated list. 2. adding their name after their choice, and striking it off the list, ie. Medicine A Medicine B def Medicine C etc Failure to do either of these steps will make their selection void, and other players may feel free to make that medicine their selection. <players, feel free to police yourselves on this, since I both have a job and sleep> If this system is too confusing for you, simply do nothing and receive a random selection, with no penalties. <ALWAYS COPY THE WHOLE LIST> Day Five, Shift One: 1. Sponk 2. Downers 3. Peach Cobbler 4. Black Beauties 5. Horse Tranquilizers 6. The Big Fat Pill 7. Paint Thinner

In the large hall, Sassy and Pearl pass the time talking about girl things, things all the boys just wouldn't get. "I swear, nobody appreciates the time I put into my hair," Sassy proclaims. "It's a full time job being a woman like this." From behind her, the padding of socked feet come closer and closer. "Pearl, look out!" The blood-spattered Sassy is far from containing herself as the gun wielding assassin runs off into the night. "My blouse! This was a gift from Jean-Paul Gautier! I'll never~" She never hears the padding of feet behind her. Their inane conversation was deemed never to be completed. The world was robbed too soon of the intellectual gems Sassy and Pearl were yet to release to the world. Let us take a moment of silence to mourn them. The pistol is left on the ground, of no use to the owner. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The morning opens to a familiar scene; a blood spattered room. The patients contemplate their tenuous position if they don't continue successfully solve their conundrum. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fraulein Bloodbrick approaches Pelly Putnum in his new area, on the left of the fireplace. "Ah, so this is the budding Norman Mailer. I was wondering if perchance I may see your book?" she asks the silent man. Pelly stares blankly, "...." The Allemander continues. "I've been giving it some thought, and I have decided it would be nice to have my story immortalized." She eyes him carefully. Pelly stares blankly. "Might I look over your work?" she asks. Pelly stares through her. "No, no. I understand perfectly. You are an artiste, much as I am, and your work must be allowed to blossom unfettered." She pauses, then speaks again. "I will leave you to your work." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Day five has begun. The players: Pelly Putnam (NPC) Pandufus Randora (Pandora & Rufus) Ali "Periscope" Perry (Alopex) Imes da Booey (iamded) The Alluring Draxia (Dragonator) Shinobu Shiroba (Whitefang) Boo Cameron (Big Cam) Kelly "K-Girl" Mann (Kieldaman) Manuel Bukowski (Masked Builder) Janie "Pun'kin" Beeswax (JimButcher) Rickety Cannon (Roncanator) Shalonda Cunningham (Shadows) Stanley Spussemmin (Cornelius Murdock) Dr. Bethany Bovary (Brickdoctor) Poby Flanagan (Professor Flitwick) The Dead Marcy Maeby (Bob) - Shot by Fraulein Bloodbrick on day one- Insane (town) Carl "Black Beast" Pie (CallmePie) - Cue up the shitter on day one - Insane (town) Rolly "Cracker-Man" Crackerman (Ricecracker) - Chopped up by Darth Vader on night one - Insane (town) Rick "The Salty R-Dog" Astley (Rick) - Shot by a walrus on night one - Insane (town) "Lumpy" Zed Furby (Zepher) - Shot by the fraulein in front of everybody! on day two - Insane (independent) Bell Bastage (Badboytje) - Shot by a walrus on night two - Insane (town) "Tammo" (Captain Tamamono) - Shot by a walrus on night two - Insane (town) Officer Sunny Day (Sandy) - Drowned by Fraulein Bloodbrick on day three - Insane (town) Scally Wull (Sok117) - Shot by a walrus on night three - Insane (town) Heng Leigh, "The Fantablulous Kresmo" - Head shot off by the Fraulein on day four - Walrus (scum) Pearl Nuttin (Peanuts) - Shot by a walrus on night four - Insane (town) Sassy Cooter (Sassy Scouts) - Shot by a walrus on night four - Insane (town) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rules (deviations from the normal EB rules are struck-through) 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town or the Scum. To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Scum, while the Scum needs to outnumber the Town. Third-party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles. 2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). Proxy voting is allowed, with the format Proxy: Character (Player) and Unproxy: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. The player with the most votes will be lynched. In the case of a tie, the first to achieve their vote will be lynched. Voting is mandatory. Failure to vote will incur a vote penalty the following game day. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached after 72 hours. In the case of a unanimous vote, the day may end early. After the day has been concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last 24 hours (or 48 hours if an emergency comes up). Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 20 hours of the night stage. 3.5. Players may not target the same player two nights in a row, and may not target themselves. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the host via PM. That includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every day thread. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty vote penalty per every 4 living players against you, and death on your second offense.

In the atrium, Heng and Draxia say their goodbyes. "Oh Kresmo, I can't get over this! How could they choose you, the most wonderific man in here," Draxia cries, holding back the tears. Heng turns to her, "Hey, I like banging with you and all, but let's not make it into something it never was." Draxia hears what she wants to hear. "There never was something like us before, was there... And there never will be again! Oh Kresmo!" She sobs deeply as Heng leaves the room, and her life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bloodbrick reclines as she waits for the forth night selection. Heng enters. "Ah, if it isn't the Fantabulous Kresmo... you know, when I was young, I saw you once or twice on television. On the American military channel in Germany. Six or seven minutes, here and there. You were always not quite a star." Heng goes full-Kresmo, a routine he'd performed countless times before. "Ah, but were I to have such a rare and delicate assistant such as yourself, I may have doubled, nigh, tripled! my airtime." The stern Bloodbrick let's out a chuckle at such clear flattery. Kresmo continues, "It's unbelievable that you would kill me. It's much more likely that unique minds such as ours would work together..." "...rule together... Wouldn't that be nice?" Bloodbrick stares at her supposed target. "No." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Across the hospital, Draxia cries, "He's dead, I can feel it! He's...!" She falls to the floor. She lies limp. Slowly, she comes to. "He's dead!" "No more Kresmo! Whatever did I see in that guy?" She laughs, looking forward to sleeping alone tonight.

"......."

And I will get ready to punch you through my computer

Vote Tally Poby Flanagan/Professor Flitwick 4 (1 penalty x 4) Heng Lewly/Hinckley 17 (Kiel, Murdock, Shadows, Peanuts, Rufus/Pandora, Brickdoctor, Flitwick, Whitefang, Scouts, Big Cam, Roncanator, JimB, Draggy, Iamded, Masked Builder, Alopex ) The day can finally close. If you send in your night actions in over the next 12 hours, day five will start tonight. If not, it'll start 40 hours from now. (of course, players would all have to log in and read the thread to know this, and that is asking too much )

MOD NOTE: As not all the votes are in, the thread continues.

Vote Tally Poby Flanagan/Professor Flitwick 4 (1 penalty x 4) Heng Lewly/Hinckley 14 (Kiel, Murdock, Shadows, Peanuts, Rufus/Pandora, Brickdoctor, Flitwick, Whitefang, Scouts, Big Cam, Roncanator, JimB, Draggy, Iamded)

Vote Tally Poby Flanagan/Professor Flitwick 4 (1 penalty x 4) Heng Lewly/Hinckley 1 (Kiel)

MOD NOTE: Voting is now open. As I wrote in the confirmation thread, I have a family thing happening tomorrow night, so I can't prepare the day's end photo narrative. If you reach a unanimous decision again, I may just lock the thread for your peace of mind, and ask for night actions. Then in two days I'll update the day's end and start the next day together. But that depends on you. Feel free to take a leisurely 48 hours if that's what it takes Vote Tally Poby Flanagan/Professor Flitwick 4 (1 penalty x 4)

MOD NOTE: Masked Builder will be taking the Black Beauties.

this is correct: 1. Red Devils 2. Saline Infusion Janie Beeswax 3. Horse Tranquilizers 4. Downers Heng Lewley 5. Strawberry Dust Stanley Spussemmin 6. Powdered Rhino Horn Brickdoctor 7. Magic Beans Sassy Cooter 8. Black Beauties

Yes, masked builder can't take the dust.

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MOD NOTE: Day Four, Shift Two 1. Red Devils 2. Saline Infusion 3. Horse Tranquilizers 4. Downers 5. Strawberry Dust 6. Powdered Rhino Horn 7. Magic Beans 8. Black Beauties