Cutcobra

So, as far as I can see, the first few votes were based on nothing so I won't be looking into them that much. The fact that Perce Triggs just voted Doctor Wynn out of the blue seems to seem like a typical newbie mistake, nothing special. But the way that Ray Christianen responded to Perce's random vote makes me curious: You aren't adding anything to discussion. It just seems like fluff to make it seem like you are actually part of the discussion. And Delwyn already said what I was going to say about Quincy and if it comes to it, I will vote for her so that we can have a majority as I do find her scummy, but not as scummy as I find Ray here. Vote: Ray Chistiansen (Dragonfire)

Geez. Four pages and we are barely in the first day. Let's see which one of you looks suspicious enough (I'll vote in a while, but first I have to catch up on everything)

You actually think you are beautiful and funny, don't you? An otter seems to better in those qualities than you are.

"You don't tell me what to do!" "Oh, I've had this wonderful idea. Me, guy whose name starts with 'boo' and Roxy should all go to the Palace District. Let's go!" Heckz goes to the Palace District.

You don't tell me what to do! No such thing as real agents? A game?! I would have shot you if I hadn't already taken my special grass for the day. Beauty? You? Don't make me laugh.

Last I heard, real, trained agents don't sleep around. Hmph.

"Thank you for making the right decision, Sarling." Heckz follows the party.

OoC: Will be updated if I have time. To all these random people I barely know off, please know that, from the bottom of my heart, I am gifting you this so that I can get something in return. And also, I don't like seeing the hall as a freak show that doesn't have a dress code. Merry Grogmas. (I made this letter readable for a normal person as a personal gift of mine to all living things that read this. I still don't like this man, though. Merry Grogmas, Sheherazade.) To Avalanche, I like you and maybe this will freeze all the lice in your fur, Winterbound Blade (WP:8; Ice elemental; Each succesful attack has a 1/6 chance to trigger an Avalanche (See Weather Mage) that costs no ether. Will not work on Hot and Dry weathers; Greatsword; Suitable to yetis, nords, norns and undead) To Monk Pretzel, take these fashionable boots of mine that shine bright like a diamond, Greaves of Holy Ground (SP: 4; Whenever an Undead, Demon or Cursed enemy attacks the wielder, the weather is changed to Bright; Footwear) To Karie Alderflask, all the makeup is bad for your skin, Makeup Removal Equipment (Removes the "Trying to Hard" negative effect; Consumable) To Sorrow, I noticed you loved my gift last year so take this to have even more Ether Pores! Or Cores. Whatever. Core Polarity Shaper (Transforms all Ether Cores in the user's inventory to Health Cores, or vice-versa, depending on the user's choice; Consumable) To Guy that I met once and is an acceptable looking person (Warlen Melimane), since you will obviously be my succesor when I take over Heroica/Eubric/The World after becoming immortal you need to start learning the ropes of fabulousness, Fabulous Cologne (Attacks cause Enamored and Enraged; accessory; suitable to good-looking people only) To Throlar Wineghilm, maybe this will stop you from ruining people's clothes, Cloak of Anger (SP:6; Immune to Afraid; Wearer is permanently Enraged. Wearer deals and takes double damage while Enraged; Backwear; Suitable to people with a temper only) To Lord Lawrence Boomingham, screw you, you get nothing. To Purpearl Berthadhiell, hey boo, just wanted to remind you that I'm still single. Have this little minimal gift that is obviously not being sent to seduce you. Glittering Dress (The user's job traits are replaced with those of a Harlot; Promiscuity, Flee and Money Maker, suitable to women only) To Jon "Sarge" McEncy, so you can stand up straight and on trend when talking back to me, Dread Pirate's Pegleg (SP:5; Successful attacks give the target one gold; Footwear; Suitable to Sarge only) To Guy whose name starts with E (Eric), this is so that you can look even more stupid than how you do now. At least it looks nice with you "Feral Barbarin" kind of outfit. Sea Reaver's Helmet (SP:3; Immune to Water elemental attacks; Makes enemies that beg for mercy automatically Doomed; Headwear; Suitable to barbarians and cannoneers) To Em, ...emm, I only remember that you are called em. And that you are quiet, too. Nothing sassy to read here.Silent Muffler (Ranged attacks remove all positive and negative effects from the target; accessory; suitable to classes with ranged attacks)

"I might just kill him because of his eye-shattering outfit, but not because I believe he teamed up with slimy snakes. Who in their right mind would do that?" As he says this, Heckz thinks about the irony of him saying that whilst working with worn-up snakes himself. "And if Poopywinkle won't use that precious leather, I will."

I um... need to chill out too... what a coincidence. Let's inspect that special grass in the meantime.

"Don't get me wrong, boo. I don't think, I know."

"I don't know if you would like that. I mean, the only advantage you have over me is having breasts of your own. If I do have breasts, you would just have absolutely no use to this quest." He makes a fake laugh for a short moment, then he gets serious. "Just kidding. You don't have any advantage over me."

"Oh, so now you people are 'gentleman-ly' enough to skin a beast for a person, huh? Maybe it's my lack of breasts." Heckz angrily waits for what was next. These humid bogs, burning deserts and even more humid lakes were nothing like the 'sea breeze does so much for your skin' he was expecting.

Duke Bowman here. Unless you've got Elijah's gardening skills, shut up.

Heckz is on the brink of explosion because of that one hundredth failure, but he decides to keep his cool since anger gives white hair. The feral creature from before already made him a tad bit angry, and he didn't want to risk his precious golden hair. Heckz repeats one last time. "Even if that were true, I'm still better than you."

OoC: You forgot Heckz in that battle order but I assume he will probably be at the end of it.

All I wish for is a Fifty Shades of Bley book. ...OH WAIT I already have one! Suck it, Elphaba!

OoC: Sorry, but it seemed confusing to me because I thought of "each casting" as each casting on each creature.

OoC: Sandy, you do know that the 50/50 chance is for each creature, right? I find it weird that I have failed every single time on every single one... Heckz repeats and will probably fail again.

OoC: Nice. Heckz looks at the Wererhino that saved him and doesn't even think of thanking him. Heckz tries to casts Arc-Sealing yet again.

Children in Charis, Nieces in Njago, Sons in Strivvi. I hope you are already working on these quests, Sandy.

1) What's a "Mafia"? Oh no, my grandma warned me of these gangs! 2) I believe so. 3) 8/8 m8 4) May I take it out on every single Danny in the world? 5) Mystical, huh? It would be nice to land on a girlfriend or something. 6) I find the Lock Ness monster quite handsome, but aside from that, never been there.

We need to go deeper. Twins in Terra Chima, Siblings in Spesialia...

After "Sisters in Salmanda" are we getting the long awaited "Brothers in Baltarok"? What about "Cousins in Carthago"? We need the whole family pack.

"Not again..." Staying trendy, Heckz gets knocked out in yet another battle.