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Heckz repeats.

Heckz picks up the Wand and repeats. "I'll get that outfit soon enough, Mister Morning-Woodland..."

OoC: My normal spells should be dealing the jinxed effect at the cost of 1 more ether, and my darkness ones should be dealing weakened in addition to that. As Heckz wakes up, he is visibly furious. "If you even touch me one more time I'll carve your heart out!!" He screams at Cleaner 2. He then imagines the thought of carving someone's heart out, feeling queasy, and rethinks what he just said. "You know what?! Maybe I'll just freeze you instead..." Heckz repeats.

Heckz repeats. OoC: Sorry for the absence!

Heckz casts a darkness spell at Cleaner 2 from the back row.

Heckz whispers. "I'll give you 20 gold for it."

"If we win, I'd like to get that fabulous outfit of yours." Says Heckz, trying to gain the favor of the rich looking man. Mine is better. He then proceeds to give the Pongcanis his weapons as fast as possible, trying to rid himself of an interaction with the lice-ridden beast. After that, he approaches the black covered man with a moustached and shows him his Insignia. "Know of any tricks to win against the Dirty-er?"

Heckz was about to burst until... "You stinking dimwit!" Heckz has got enough and he attempts to freeze the sewage water under Torald so that he couldn't shovel anything. "Next time I'll freeze your head. Too bad I won't hurt anything since there isn't anything there."

Heckz' eyes twitch. "Are you deaf or were you hit a lot in the ear when you were young?"

"What's that? I don't speak animalish." Idiot. Everyone likes me. Not my fault the people of Heroica have no eyes in their sockets to appreciate my radiance. He thinks "So. I say I get everything due to me having to go through the horrible experience of lying on the piss covered ground whilst you people get to enjoy yourselves in the 'glory' or 'honor' of killing Mister Whatever That Was."

As he's battling the Tentacles whilst wearing clothes full of piss and other waste, Heckz receives a letter in his pocket. He angrily grabs at it, hoping it's not a rat that got in his pants when he was knocked out. He sees it and quickly signs his name. The letter then disappears. He needed to get his hands on powerful magic like that one of this days. Then he could teach everyone who doubted him a lesson.

Heckz awakes on the dirty floor of the sewers. The first thing he sees is Torald. "Get away from me, you idiot! Don't you brutes know how to do anything? YOU RUINED MY JACKET!" Heckz furiously casts an icy spell at Bleeding A from the back row.

OoC: Is Torald before or after Heckz?

OoC: Should have Jinxed all of them at double the ether cost. Heckz now casts an Ice spell at the same Bleeding Tentacle A.

It's really sad to see you go Sandy. I can't believe just one person managed to create a game that would become basically 1/5 of my life (Before you say anything I consider 1/5 a lot) and you have always been my second favorite Quest Master. Still, thank you for the awesome game and time you invested in it!

OoC: Really sorry for the absence. "Ugh." Says Heckz as he sees the tentacles. At least he didn't have to touch the slime they were touching, thanks to his new 'man servant'. Heckz casts a darkness spell at Bleeding Tentacle A from the back row.

Heckz is on the verge of fainting. He ignores the guard and turns to the other two heroes who weren't talking (Quintessa and Torald). "Excuse you?! Do you know how much work it is to think about a place the whole time whilst stepping on shit? I except one of you to carry me right now!" He patiently awaits for someone to lift him to their back while Hoke dealt with the guard.

Heckz waves to the old man. "Thank you, kind sir!" Idiot. "Hundred gold? Sorry, boo, but you're not worth that much." He then pulls out his Magic Compass and thinks of the fight club.

"You're right. I am too dapper for those stinking peasent." Says Heckz, questioning why he was still in Heroica, and then realising that he needed to make money somehow. Beggars with 2000 gold can't be choosers. "Say, you wouldn't know where I could find my friends, would you?" He shows the shady farmer his Black Market Insignia.

Heckz buys 2 Forbidden Apples and immediately eats one. "Say, would you know of someplace where I could brawl? A secret guild of fighters or something? I've been meaning to train my muscles for a long time now." Heckz holds back the tears of the taste of the apple.

"Let's take a look at your 'exotic' goods then..." Says Heckz, expecting to see some kind of rare lotion for his hair.

Heckz goes to the old farmer. "What exactly is so special about your food if you have to sell them late at night, I wonder?" He impatiently awaits an answer.

"I expect one of you will lend me a pair of boots 'cause I'm not entering a sewer with these pristine ones." Heckz follows Hoke.

Maybe just be creative and make enemies that are both challenging but don't have super op specials that are plainly: Final Boss Blast: Deals 999 damage to the opponent. If the opponent dies, all other opponents gain the Doomed effect. Maybe also make a couple of battles more 'puzzle' like. Example: The Reaper fight in quest #93, where it just needed a Phoenix Essence to die.

As soon as Heckz woke up, he wanted to say something, but instead the only thing that came out of his mouth was vomit. For about 10 seconds, he couldn't stop the flow. Not that he didn't want to throw up. Those calories had to go some way or another, he thought. Now that the sorcerer has recovered, he says the one thing that he thinks will make him look like the true leader of the party. "What's next?" He then realizes that both Torald and Hoke already said that. Copycats...