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    Heckz looks angry. "How dare you do tha to your party leader?! I'll have you know." He then becomes infuriated when Boomingham refers to him as 'savage'. "The only savage here is you and those beasts! Your gray, old hair and disgrace of facial one are probably filled with lice. That cloak is way 'last century'. I don't know who wears those pieces of cloth under their neck these days but it's probably mentally disturbed people, like you. The type of fabric you are using is probably worse than what I use to wipe my bottom side with. That color scheme on your clothes is to die for. Litereality. I would probably kill myself because of that gold, black, red and white if I wasn't so tolerant. And last but not least WHAT ARE THOOOSSSEEE?!?!?!" He points at Boomingham's boots. "So, maybe next time you should look at yourself in the mirror before calling a super sleuth like me a 'savage'." He still doesn't know what 'super sleuth' means.
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    Oh, does that mean that I can finally make my quest idea about the Guild of Invision trying out magic, the Ziegfrieds sharing their secrets, the Bonapartes using airships, the Ji Pei using ships and Hinckwells and Shadeaux joining to make a grand business? Great! I've had an idea for specials like this. Why not just make it say "Applies Chakra effects to all alies" instead of long texts like that? It basically means that it applies the chakra effects in their order.
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    "Ha ha. Good luck with that. Even if I do kill you, which will be easy, my shoes are not walking over your body under any circumstances. And still, you are outnumbered by the votes. Clearly everyone wants me to be party leader." Said Heckz - - - "You should be skinned and used as a coat. A furry beast like you just tried to ruin the sisters." He then turned to Marmaduc. "As the party leader, I can officially say that I am one hundred percent sure that there's an eighty percent chance that we might probably maybe perhaps have your two items."
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    Heckz reflexively moves away from Eric's hand. It did manage to touch a little bit of the sorcerer's brand new jacket. "How dare you touch this with your dirt covered paws! The leather itself costs more than ten of you! And who are you calling boy, boy?! I am way ol-" Heckz stops fulminating. He realizes that after all this time in Salmanda, his single most important goal in life hasn't been achieved. Not even purposely not updating his age in the hall could stop aging. "I am way more mature than you! Now, as I, not boy-o, clearly said, let's all go to Marmaboo for whatever reason." Heckz walks a little faster to be ahead of Boomingham so that it seemed like he was the party leader.[/b]
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    OoC: Sorry for the long absence. "Well I wou-" Heckz was interrupted by Boomingham. "First off, I make the decisions around here since clearly everyone wants me to be party leader. Secondly, I don't know who this 'boy-o' you speak of is. I'll just assume it's you since you look like the type of person that would refer to himself in some other idiotic way and because I forgot your name." Heckz genuinely didn't know who Boomingham was referring to with 'boy-o'. Heckz looks through his bag to find stuff to sell and finds the Henry Award. He is going to flaunt about it but then sees the 'Most Humorous Character' tag on it and immediately sells it. "Oh no, someone stoned your house? Hmm, let me look through my head to see if I care. Guess what, unless you give me a discount, I don't care about neither your horrendous face or aunt an-megablocks. I've got enough aunts in my life already." He then curiously turns to Sarge after Boomingham gave him the gold. "As a party leader, I demand you tell me why everyone is giving you gold. Are you a pimp or something?"
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    Heckz continues to raise his hand. He throws a sharp stare at Boomingham. "Raise your hand Boomoo... Boohi... Booloo. You know what, I forgot your name. Raise your hand."
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    As Heckz doesn't have anything to do at the moment, he joins the party. "How dare you brutes not wait for me until night?! I had to waste my precious ether on an awful she-creature who wouldn't even succumb to my irresistible charms. I vote that I be made into party leader. Immediately. Let's all raise our hands to confirm that we are all in favor of this." Heckz raises his hand.
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    Getting bored, Heckz goes through the Holy District and the Slums to the Shipwreck Shore. In hopes of finding another resort.
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    As Heckz rests for awhile, he notices the Manafont that the hideous wight left behind. Seeing it as some kind of fancy jewelry, he tries to put it in his hair put doing so makes it explode in magical goodness that somehow goes into Heckz, apparently consuming it. Seeing that there was nothing fun to do right now, Heckz waits for whatever. He feels as if the Palace District is the safest to be at night given its apparent wealth.
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    OoC: Is it possible to autoroll? Heckz repeats, once again. "You're wasting my time. Un-life yourself already." Heckz now boredly casts spells of darkness unto the creature.
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    Heckz repeats.
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    Heckz covers his ears. "You'll die slowly for that! Well, slower than planned!" Heckz attemptsto fight fire with fire and casts a darkness spell on the horrendous creature of darkness, from the back row.
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    If only it was an actual human without super sharp claws. We could also officially name Heckz the most unlucky Trier of Getting Some.
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    Heckz' fake smile immediately turns into a real disgusted face of horror. "Away from me, you Hel demon! I have stylish magikz on my side!" Heckz drinks a Nostrum and casts Antimagic on himself.
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    "I hope you and that yellow grin freeze in Hel." He then looks at the Anubian. "Or wherever you furry beasts go to die." The first thing that Heckz notices is the fact that the other heroes didn't wait for him. Idiots. Now he notices the creepy crying lady. Being a gallant hero, in other words, trying to get some, Heckz approaches the woman. "Oh noes, what happened? I can surely help you." He puts up his everlasting fake smile.
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    Yeah, his second character is the five year old. But his first character, Pretzel, is dressed exactly the same as the five year old. You can see it in Pala's avatar. Unless Palathadric already said that Pretzel is supposed to be a five year old too, in which case, my bad.
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    But why is Pretzel dressed up as the 5 year old in your Avatar, Palla?
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    Reading on the Pandemonicon, I have a pretty solid theory: The Green Witch is the actual mother of Sham Poo and he will destroy all the bad guys and he will become King of Eubric and Olegaia. The End. #mysterysolver #toogoodforsherlock #sopredictablesandy
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    "Very well, then. I'm sure all the citizens and tourists of Salmanda would be happy to know that this so called resort is an absoulte pile of shit, after they hear it from my influential and reputable self. That Marigold Hotel is way better, anyways." Heckz slowly walks away, attempting the idiot whose name he forgot to stop him and give him free entry. If he does leave, he returns to the Palace District.
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    "A man that speaks in that language that always says something stupid like 'Bonjour' and call themselves 'Baron' is a friend of mine and requires my advice. Move." Heckz attempts to enter.
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    Heckz goes to the resort.
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    The real question here is if Heckz would wear a suit or a dress. I won't answer it. (And by the way, it would be a non-fat flavored tofu instead of a cake because cakes have too many calories for Heckz)
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    No fair, I wanted to get two additional ones from the relationship topic.
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    Question (I know it's a little late): Do runner's up still get a reward (Henry's).
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    Heckz's happy new clothes face also turns into a frown when he sees Eric's frown. "Anything I'm wearing is the new black. Whatever you're wearing, on the other hand, is something like the new plague." Heckz's frown returned to a smile, except this time, it was a fake one. "Now, one of you said that a man needed some love advice, and who better to do it than your's truly? Not like any of you are getting some." Heckz waves, applies some Heady Perfume on himself and heads to the dunes. His bag of holding also now magically aquires a particular trophy with Heckz's name on it.
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