Cutcobra
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"I'd seriously consider giving me a discount, boo. Don't wanna wake up with a deadly infection now, do we?" He says unamused.
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"I know times are rough, boo, but I'll have you know I'm a well-established member of the Sungold Alliance. I'll be taking the most luxurious room for free, of course." He 'smiles'. "And, don't overdo it with the makeup. It's making me cry as well.[/I]
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I have a question: Now that Sandy is away, is it possible that us peasants are allowed to make a quest about one of the archdemons? Or is that territory still strictly for Heroica Masters? Thanks! But I'm not really glad that he's a Harlot now that I'm playing it. I'm thinking of suggesting some changes because that class is awful (after having looked through it's abilities more carefully, not because of my bad luck...).
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"I need my beauty sleep." Heckz follows Althior into the Inn. He seems annoyed after the prophet's little comment about 'having saved them'. "I don't know what you are talking about, Mister Your Outfit Is Horrendous. I practically saved the day on my own whilst courageously soaking up most of the damage that was headed our way."
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OoC: Yes, it is a reminder for that. And did you roll two times for Heckz since he's lucky? Heckz grows increasingly more frustrated every time he realizes that he can't just freeze the insect swarm with a wave of his hand. He repeats.
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Heckz repeats. It was clear that he despised vermin as he was swinging his dagger like a madman. OoC: Very sorry for the absence. Last time I checked on Sunday nothing happened, and yesterday (Monday) I was incredibly busy.
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Heckz departs as well. "Let's get this over with. I'm already in need of a new manicure."
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"Think it's possible to persuade them to stop plundering in exchange for something better?" Heckz winks. "And please, don't tell me they've got demons with them. The 'three hours equals six months' situation last time didn't do well for my wrinkles..." "...my wrinkles which definitely don't exist..." He laughs awkwardly. "Well, I'm ready to leave. And, strategic advice, Mister Quackdull, shave that bushy monster on your face if you want the low-lives to respect you."
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"Oh, I know them well enough. Enough to know they don't hang out with exotic displays from the menagerie. But then again, even if you are the head of the order, you couldn't be that important. I mean, there's a reason you're in the same position as a worthless town watch lackey right now, isn't there?" He grins crookedly. After having drifted off through most of Blackgull's speech, the words 'Sungold Fort' spark his attention. "A fort? Just for us?! Oh, please tell me my room is in the highest tower! There isn't any other option, really, for an influential upper-class gentleman of my stature... and good looks."
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I have a question for our new overlords: Are you guys planning on making events like a 2nd Decamon Tournament or a Mafia Game (yes, I know I was horrible at it, but I had fun) in the future?
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"I'm Heckz Brutenhal, and if you step any closer to me I'll have a mental breakdown and stab you for giving me lice." He says with the biggest artificial smile. The only memories he has of werefolk are bad ones, and they don't get better if it's werelions that reside in his thoughts. "I personally know the Paladin Order and, trust me, they wouldn't send a lice-infested monster to deal with the Bonapartes, so my question is, where's your boss? Or owner, if you are lying about having an actual position in the Order."
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OoC: Just realized, I should have gotten gold equal to the amount of enemies due to Money Maker. Sorry, don't know the class too well.
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Heckz appears to be irritated by every other person in his party. "First of all, you are all welcome for me having saved the day back there. And secondly, I for one believe that the 'solution' with the houses was ridiculous. Where was the money to build them supposed to come from? My pockets?! And let's not forget, many of the filthy rats are leaving the city, which certainly helps out with the smell of it." He then quickly downs a Nostrum.
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Now that he can see, Heckz' rage is now being aimed at the poor mob of angry workers. Heckz attacks Mob A from the back row and then from the front. (does this count?)
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Heckz is having so much fun at his current "Pool Party" quest. Don't understand why the other heroes aren't jumping into the water with him since he's clearly loving it.
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Heckz, furious for being kicked around the whole battle without being able to to just steam it away with a flick of his fingers, retrieves Siercon from the front row and then proceeds to drink a remedy.
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Heckz has no words to describe what feelings of hatred and disgust are going through him, so he just does what Althior says without even processing the fact that someone else is ordering him around. Heckz blindedly jumps into the water to heroically rescue Siercon and Darksten.
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Heckz is in a state of shock as he fell into the water without being able to control it with a gem. "Boy!? You idiot, I'm thir-" "... I mean, yes, good idea... I'm younger and prettier than all of you." Heckz attacks Mob A and B from the back row.
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The young elf's 'educated guess' did nothing but provoke the harlot's sense of superiority. He could not resist intervening, even in the midst of battle. "Which high-society group did you say you were a part of, boo?" He says in a "caring" voice and, without waiting for Annienal to answer, immediately breaks the falseness. "No one, right? So your opinion is totally worthless, which means you can go ahead and throw it into the water, just like I'll do with you if you keep questioning my source of influence." OoC: Sorry K-Nut, didn't see you were hastened and attacked Mob A.
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Heckz' smug look dissapears from his face. "Not sure if I'll watch it that well. As you said, I whore myself left and right. For your information, I don't sell my body. People are just so desperate to have a piece of me they bribe me into doing so. My actual profession is... sometthing at the Hinckwell Villa." He is clearly annoyed when he sees the mob of angry dockmen approaching them. "Great... more poor people." He consumes a Smelling Salts and then proceeds to strike the Mob A from the back row.
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"I need the medal. The gold matches my hair." Thinking the man with the aura is Darksten, he puts on a smug look. "Well clearly this "Aldieor" is running late. Poor choice for a party leader, if you ask me." He then turns to the party. "For your information, I'm Heckz Brutenhal, The Ghostbuster, The Super-Sleuth, The School Inspector and the Matchmaker. Now, since our party leader isn't here, I say we go with the popular vote and make me into one as I've got experience being a very important person in the Sungold Alliance. If you've got any questions please direct them to my Sungold Secretary per Z-Mail."
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OoC: Forgot to add the Sungold Medallion, sorry. And is it too late to buy a cornucopia? Heckz arrives at the scene and he does not try to hide the look of annoyance on his face. He speaks to the Captain. "So, Mister Captain, Is there a particular reason that this Aldieor is the party leader instead of me?" He quickly eyes his other party members, thinking he could freeze them all on the spot with a quick snap of his fingers, then remembering that he can't do that anymore. At least the fun of harlotry and other diseases awaits him in the future, he assumes.
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Heckz sees his name on the board and leaves the hall with a smirk on his face.
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Heckz looks through the clutter of his Bag-Of-Holding and decides it is time to clean up. He slowly and difficultly scrawls a sign up and hangs it on a wall. 4 Sale or Trayd: Plees tolk too the handsom man if yu want too trayd or bargen. -Assassin’s Crossbow (WP:4, each successful assassination increases WP by one permanently; suitable to assassins; crossbow) - Rich Man's Shirt (suitable for anyone, +5HP, +10 ether; bodywear) - Torn Whip (WP: 7; Has a 1/2 chance of causing afraid on attacks; suitable for rogues, artisans, beast warriors, harlots, marauders and necromancers.)
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Heckz angrily returns to the hall after not having been recognized by the elite of Eubric during his time at the villa. He approaches the Questboard and quickly scrawls his name under Quest #156. He considers sabotaging the Quest #157's Sign-Up list, given his newfound hatred for the white, blue and metal faced people in the Crescent Union, but he decides that too many eyes are upon him. He goes to sit at a table and takes out "Begone with The Winds" to attempt to fool the other heroes into thinking he was actually reading a book.
