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I'm probably going to join Sunwell because of RP reasons and not because of the polishes, F me right?
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Even though he was hoping to find the horrendously greasy yet surprisingly good cook he instead found one of the horrendously outfitted idiots they escaped from earlier. He was all alone though, with no one to rescue him. Maybe breaking a knee or two would teach that a rat a lesson about fashion. Even if that didn't have anything to do with fashion. Heckz just needed another reason other than being jealous that they were close to beating him before. Heckz casts a Scroll of Inspiration and Poisoning on himself (Does not cast Poison if it doesn't actually poison his spells.). "Hey! Remember me?! Yeah, you've got something on your outdated clothes, I think it's death." Heckz blasts the skull man with a darkness spell.- 1,180 replies
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I believe you can join the Wolfgang even if you don't have any rep with them.
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I'd vote for King Guts if Heckz had anything in common with them. "Progress, Creation, Liberty"? No one looks human? Pa-lease. If any of the other two factions doesn't get any other hero that is op I would be left with no choice.
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Heckz wakes up and goes to the Souk.- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
OoC: You guys have any suggestions on what I could do to help? My personal goals list is already checked.- 1,180 replies
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Can we join factions that we had reputation with but lost it? And can I join the Marketplace since I can be an artisan?
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*darth vader voice* NOOOOOOO!!!! *darth vader voice ends* Windows 10 should start a quest as compensation for the blasphemy that it is doing. wut The only dream I had about Heroica was when I was inside a quest but I was still me and everyone was undead and it was all blue.
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Don't get me wrong, I'd like to join a Circle, but with a name like 'Tempestas' the only thing you are getting is 50 year old dwarven women as recruits. Farewell, Magister Lapuz Lasilly." As he goes to the well tanned-man with long ears that claims he is an elf, Heckz opens his mouth. "One Nostrum to drink here and a bed, please. And also, your secret to skin care." After that, Heckz goes to sleep.- 1,180 replies
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I'm liking Quintessa so far, but I don't think it's okay to control the whole hall's actions like Drake Flamerobe used to do.
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Is it possible to not vote on a category when you just can't come up with anything to vote? *seal of approval*
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Well, I didn't quite establish where Heckz lives at the moment, but for the moment I'll say it's in an inn.
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Circle of Tempestas? Sorry, but it sounds like a bunch of those weirdos that cast plagues and pests for a living. I'll stay 'wild', thank you very much." Whilst breaking the falseness in his speech with the Magister and questioning how an elephant can be a high ranking practitioner of the arcane, Heckz yawns and goes to the Lodestar Inn to take a nap.- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
OoC: Oh, OK. "Well, the desert was very hot, like me, but it was dry too, like... whatever. The bog was lush and humid, like my women. And last but not least, the shore was humid and quite dim. It was night, though, so maybe it was just humid."- 1,180 replies
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I dont really know much about the allignment system, but I'd have to say Heckz is Neutral Evil. Or Chaotic Evil... or Lawful Evil. Whatever, some type of Evil.
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
OoC: Sandy, when Heckz and Sarge were fighting at the Luxor Dunes within the 24 hours in-game it didn't state the weather. Is it the same if I give the Magister the weather from another day?- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Heckz goes to the Daystar Tower to report the weather.- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
OoC: I know.- 1,180 replies
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I don't mean to be pushy but am I getting the Henry award for most scrolls in an inventory at once or what?
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Oh, umm... ask Boo-ming-hun. I think he is the one that sent her off alone." Yeeeeesssss she's gone and it's not even my fault!. Heckz casts the Scroll of Luck and Antimagic on himself and continues to head to the port.- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Are you saying that I can borrow all of them? For free? How smart of you." With a grin on his face, Heckz proceeds to borrow all the scrolls. He then sees the book and immediately takes it. "Ha! Finally, I don't need to stay at some filthy hall with primitive people! Now excuse me while I get rich and pay some other primitive people to make my own ship with Triple Magic and harlots!" Heckz opens the book but instead of gold magically apparating before him, it contained absolute gibberish with nonsense words like 'financial' and 'funds', His green is quickly wiped off and he slowly gives the book to Boomingham. "Meh, I'm too smart for this. I can easily gain wealth without the need of some useless book. Now, don't follow me again." Heckz heads to the Port.- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
OoC: Thanks for the information. I hope Sandy doesn't care that Heckz was knocked out... He turns to the other men. "Now, if you excuse me, I don't want to stay with guano-bathers and I'm certainly not going to those dry dunes or that humid bog or that horrific shore ever again! I'm going to take my mind off those horrible places in the library. Farewell and don't follow me. I want to keep my influence intact." Heckz heads for the Grand Library.- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"I have no idea what guano means but sure, bathe in it if you want. I usually bathe in water." After Eric says what guano actually means, Heckz gets a tummy ache thinking about himself bathing in it. OoC: Just to be sure, did Heckz make it through Luxor Dunes, Kalakita Bog and Shipwreck SHore?- 1,180 replies
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You wanna know what else escalates quickly? (Sorry about this but I need to start roleplaying a harlot) (And sorry about comic sans but writing it makes me feel dirty ())
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That Ministrel Karie, though! And I'd love to try Dragoon... but Dragoons don't have sexually transmitted diseases.