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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Shut up already!" Heckz repeats.- 1,180 replies
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It was down for me.
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Clearly being the official party leader, Heckz commands Rex to use his Greater Tonic on him as initiative and then drink a deadly poison himself. Sarge is dumb and demonstrates that by being dumb, as commanded by his absolute party leader. Official Battle Order Made by Offical Party Leader: -Heckz -Heckz -Heckz -Who Do You Think -Heckz -Battle is won- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Disgusting." Heckz says as he hears the cries of 'pain' from the creatures and casts Arc Sealing on all of them.- 1,180 replies
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A dwarf rogue... have we ever had that? By the way... why no entries in the Embassy for the beautiful new race pictures?
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Well, those clothes do look like they could be worn by a ghost from the last century! Deep blue and sand? Who even wears that monstrosity of a combination?!"- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Heckz horrifyingly looks at Priest Djuvali's clothes and immediately loses all the respect he might have had for the man.- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Excuse me? I don't speak idiotish." Even though he said that, Heckz apparently understood and follows the party.- 1,180 replies
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My personal opinion is that Paladins are there to "protect the weak" while vindicators are more offensive than defensive. I could be wrong.
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Excuse you? I was the only one with actual determination to slaughter those primal things. Unlike others who just rambled about "My grey hairs mean glory" or "Blah blah I'm totally envious of you Heckz blah blah. And if I can't kill idiots or get fur from them, then I might as well get gold out of this. Especially if I didn't get some out of my sleight of hand". "But you will need these luxurious furs if you want to go to a cold place and look voguish at the same time."- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Heckz' bloddlust was gone, but he wanted at least something out of all this trouble. He tries to skin one of the werelions but immediately gets sick after just a little cut. "Didn't you also want some furs?" He asks Eric.- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Heckz's eyes still look furious, but his mouth only shows his pearly whites. "Please, do tell me how much you have contributed to this damned quest so far. Unlike you, I got us into this mini-quest of ours, and I intend to finish it. You were right in the part where I do have too much power and that I do give mages a bad name. In fact, I give everyone a bad name. Just standing near someone makes them a lesser being in every way possible. Now, get your inferior, witless and casual face out of my own superior, prudent and benevolent face, before I show you just how malicious I can be." Heckz doesn't change his action.- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
The numerous fake modifications of Heckz's tone were gone, which were instead replaced by a strange manly voice. His eyes, are like Nalah's were no too long ago, filled with hatred. "That;s right. You don't have an excuse for me, boy-oo. This bitch insulted me in front of my beautiful face and the most powerful man in Salmanda. She then still had the primal guts to mock me and even kill me. I will not have it! Get your petty, idiotic light magic out of my way, or I'm blowing you to pieces too." Heckz casts a darkness spell at Nalah from the back row.- 1,180 replies
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Heckz is a narcissistic megalomaniac, though.
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Make sense of this you filthy pest." Heckz blasts Nalah with darkness from the back row.- 1,180 replies
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You mean made up titles. Heckz' actual, hard earned titles like 'Super Sleuth' or 'School Inspector' are sure to instill fear in the hearts of people!
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Unlike you, every word in each single one of my posts is a try to get me one of them sweet titles. (or is it?)
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Heckz wakes up and pushes Periwinkle back. "Out of my way. I've got beasts to kill." Heckz casts a darkness spell at Sumba from the back row.- 1,180 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Bitch..." Heckz falls to the ground.- 1,180 replies
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Yeah, I think I already got that.
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But it says pusillanimous, not pussy. I always thought it was one of the modern curses (don't live in america/uk/australia). Thanks for informing me, though!
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Ugh. This just reminds me of that "You may want a good girl but you need a bad pussy." from Game Of Thrones. Do we need modern day slang on characters who clearly seem like medieval warriors? (I accept it on more modern/sci-fi looking characters like Bobby Bucks, though)
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
Heckz's vicious fur-scarf-hungry grin goes away when Rex calls for a truce. Now he was thinking that he'll get rhino-leather-boots instead. Heckz repeats.- 1,180 replies
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"YEEESSSS" Says Heckz.
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Heroica RPG - Quest#130: Sisters in Salmanda
Cutcobra replied to Sandy's topic in The Heroica Archive
This wasn't fair. Heckz just got a new leather coat, why would he want a fur one? Extremely rich and handsome people can't be choosers, he guessed. "Which one of you has the softest fur?" Using his Initiative, Heckz looks into a mirror. After that, he casts a darkness spell at Nalah from the back row.- 1,180 replies