Dragonator

Very true, bad Quarry. Naughty. Don't make me fetch my whip. Keep making inappropriate pictures though.

It's fantastic! Worth the delay just for that introduction. :laugh:

Nicely done Diidy, you've incorporated some very nice features into the small space of this vignette, I particularly like the small stairs on the right. Snake charmer Kiel? Looks more like he's smoking a Hookah to me.

Oh gods no, not Henry! Not my gorgeous handsome kinky-fetish-loving husband!! What will I do without you to taste my fresh baked pies, to hold me at night, to love me and make hot sweaty love to me? Oh my dear Henry... *sob* This is an outrage, I demand justice for this heinous crime! As has been pointed out, Pudgy Petra is a likely scapegoat for this crime, as she was being freakishly stalked by my late husband yesterday. The question is, would Petra kill my husband and then rely on the possibility that the scum were framing her to try and clear her name? Or would the scum truly attempt to frame her? Both situations are possible, and if Henry was truly on to something then Petra may have felt that killing him and risking exposure was the only option. His accusations were weird and unfounded, but if he was right... well, food for thought. Much like pie. Well, while I am still grieving and unsure of what future my life may hold without the love and devotion of my husband, I do believe we need to start thinking about potential suspects for today. Amy might be a revolting child, but I'm pretty sure she has learned to talk by now, yes? So I'd like to hear her speak up, even if it is just childish blather. Rupert surprisingly seems like a good chap for a snotty child, perhaps he is just a short adult or something? Too bad we don't have a birth certificate since he is adopted. Ah well. Irena, I am sorry for your loss, let us hold each other and weep bitter tears of mourning like the good housewives we are. *blows nose indelicately*

How could you say such a thing dear husband!? I love you with all my heart, and will stroke whatever needs to be stroked. I haven't seen dear pussy in a while, but he has a foxy personality, I'm sure he's just off hunting little furry critters. Irena dear, your husband seems to have been cheating on you, I think we should follow my husband and vote for that receptionist-pie-eating cheat. Those late nights at the office were spent managing more than just some cheap chocolates I bet. I've never liked how he always tries to stop us from tasting each other's pies before serving them anyway.

Indeed! Terrible thought! Won't somebody please think of the snotty-nosed children!!? Kill them first, we can always make more if necessary.

Goodness, we are such a delightful family, aren't we? All this bickering, and nobody but Irena seems to want any of my pie. In my humble blonde opinion, I don't see us making much progress today. As much as I love you my dear husband, we don't have much reason to suspect Pudgy Petra, no more than anyone else here. Although I agree that her defense wasn't particularly reassuring. She's only a child though, and children are only good for scrubbing floors and pots anyway. Not her fault I guess. As for Sammy, I find it extremely interesting he never responded to my friendly teasing about his receptionist. I think Sammy might have a dirty secret he's not telling us here. Poor Irena... luckily we girls stick together. Oh, Sammy was saying other crap too? Why does that not surprise me, he's such a silly man. Comes of being an accountant I guess. Or whatever it is he does. Boring man, unlike my handsome gorgeous handsome husband. Anyway, this suggestion that we decide who to investigate collectively is just ridiculous. As my amazing husband pointed out, the scum would then have some measure of control over the decision. No, I think that a much better idea would be to leave the investigator to do his/her own thing, like they are supposed to. As long as the investigator isn't a dumb blonde, they should be able to make their own decisions I should say. It is forbidden. Note rule 9 please.

I've got pie. For lunch! SLUT! FILTH! Don't make me fetch the whip! You may have a slice of my pie any time, dear sister in-law. At least I let Irena eat my pie. When did you last eat her delicious mouth-watering pie? Been a while, hasn't it? Bet you've been digging into that revolting pie your receptionist makes though.

Oh I see... that's rather awkward. Does Irena know? She is your wife, she has a right to know who you've been thrusting with at night. Anyone want some pie? I baked it fresh this morning.

That makes more sense, I can see the resemblance. I always thought Amy was adopted, but Rupert? Goodness, poor child.

I love you Henry, you are my world. I may be a gorgeous blonde, but don't be mistaken, I know a good nail polish when I see one. Henry you are so wise and gorgeous and handsome and wise and handsome! Can we go make babies again now? I like making babies. Except the babies part, babies are revolting. I told Irena that, but did she listen? And now she has that spoilt little blonde girl, Petra, I mean I don't even understand how that is genetically possible! I bet she's adopted, so that's funny at least.

Hello my lovelies! Dragana here, the most gorgeous woman any man could ever dream to have. Isn't that right Henry? Look at my delightful golden hair. I spend several hours every morning to get it looking this stunning. I'll rub your big round dishes dry any day my dear one, I love you so much!

*Dragonator looks at his pocket watch and mutters something about sleeping and dancing ladies.*

Thank you everyone, I've had a wonderful day just relaxing and not doing much, it has been delightful! Awww! :wub:

Good day, sign me up, I'm ready and roaring to go! With extra roaring. I think Shadows wants to play too, he said for me to put a word in for him. I'm not going anywhere, here to stay for July now. Woohoo!

Hmmm. Dragonator calls the dancing ladies out on the stage to keep the mob entertained. Quarry, where are you man!?

I know everyone is eagerly awaiting the next game, so I thought I should make a quick note and say that Quarry should be ready to host very soon, now that the EB Event is coming to a close. Hopefully this short break will have left everyone eager and ready for another round of unnecessarily violent murder Mafia magic.

I splashed out and bought a box of series 4 minifigs over the weekend. 20% off is always nice.

If you want to be considered for the next game you might like to consider trying a little patience. Mafia games are not the only thing that happens on this site, there is no rule saying there must be one running ever minute of everyday, and constantly pestering the next host is just going to piss people off, not get the game moving any faster. Quarryman is working hard to get his game prepared, cut him a bit of slack please. And that goes for all you other people that keep whining too, cut it out.

And now for a brief announcement Fellow gamers, it is my honour to announce the awarding of not one, but two of the prestigious EB Mafia Appreciation tags. Our two recipients this time around haven't won a mind-blowing number of games, but they have shown all the qualities and values that we expect in our players; cunning, wit, sportsmanship, ruthlessness, a love of sausage rolls, as well as many other endearing characteristics. So who are these two lucky chaps? They are none other than Rick (rolled) and (definitely/defiantly) def! *cue applause* What? No, not apple sauce you moron. Give me a potato any day... Rick has played in 6 games now, and although he has only survived one game (his first, ironically), he has played diligently and with fire in his heart. Although he didn't same me from the flames, bastard. Rick has a keen mind for strategy, and is always an asset to any team in any game he plays. I wouldn't recommend letting him wax your arm though. Def has played in 5 games, but sadly hasn't managed to survive any yet. As has become apparent, everyone is out to get poor def. So give him a break sometime, will you? Although it'll probably be the last thing you'll do, as he's a pretty ruthless tactician too. Up to you really. Def also hosted a superb and infuriating game earlier this year, showing his skill as a first time host through his complex and engaging narrative. I look forward to seeing the magic he can work in future games. Congratulations to both of you, and may you die more frequently and with more hilarity for it!

Name: Mafia School: Escape from Isla Paradisa Host: Sandy Dates: March - April 2011 Survivors: Brickdoctor, KartoffelViking, Cutlass Iz, KielDaMan, Baylego, Capt. Redblade (Town) Game Information Ten years ago, a man called Mr. Crusoe founded the Paradisa Holiday Romance Resort to the recluse Isla Paradisa using money he stole from the mafia. Now his past has come back to haunt him as vindictive mafia goons have infiltrated the resort's staff and guests, and begun to kill off innocent people one by one until Mr. Crusoe returns the money. Overnight, the paradise island has turned into a deadly prison filled with suspicion and despair. Characters and Players Paradisa Holiday Romance Resort Staff Claudia Toscana, the Lifeguard played by Captain Tamamono Danielle Barrie, the Janitor played by Dan the Brickman Dreo Jacmel, the Bartender played by dr jones Geert Rotterdam, the Personal Trainer played by Gregorovich Raquel Benito Juarez, the Maid played by Raven Brickroft Ravi Bombay, the Chef played by RvB Paradisa Holiday Romance Resort Guests Bridget Darwin played by Brickdoctor Casey Roswell played by Capt. Redblade Colette LeMans played by KielDaMan Cruz Fortaleza played by CommanderFox Erin Ennis played by Euvor Keith Worthing played by KartoffelViking Kylan Ise played by Cutlass Iz Panda Panjin played by Pandora Siegmund Freiburg played by smittyfan Vanya Livny played by Baylego Game Threads Day 1 - When A Dream Turns Into a Nightmare Day 2 - When Things Weren't As Simple As They Seemed Day 3 - When Reality Bit Hard Day 4 - When There Was Still Hope Day 5 - When Heads Started Rolling Day 6 - When Things Were Falling To Pieces Conclusion Other Threads General Discussion and Confirmation Introduction and Sign-Up **********

Name: The Forest Host: Hinckley Dates: March - April 2011 Survivors: Rufus, WhiteFang, Fugazi, Inconspicuous, CorneliusMurdock, Stash2Sixx (Town) Game Information Once upon a time, in the world of FABULAND, deep in the Dark Forest, was the little village of Spring Haven. Spring Haven was a peaceful, happy place where the Sun always shone and the flowers always bloomed. All of the residents of Spring Haven were happy...and adorable. But the Dark Forest surrounding them was steeped in legends of deadly other-worldly creatures that enjoyed feasting on adorable happy anthropomorphic beings. As our story begins, the people of Spring Haven were about to find out the source of those legends... Characters and Players Becka Bulldog (Beautician) played by Rick Benji Bulldog (Hat Maker) played by Walter Kovacs Booker Bear (Garbage Man) played by Dragonator Brigit Bunny (Florist) played by Sandy Bristol Bunny (Seamstress) played by Bob the Construction Man Bruno Bear (Watch Maker) played by Scouts Cameron Crocodile (Carpenter) played by Rufus Cara Cow (Doctor) played by badboytje88 Edgar Elephant (Fisherman) played by WhiteFang Felix Fox (Farmer) played by Shadows Gabby Goat (Dairy Operator) played by Ricecracker Gilbert Goat (Schoolteacher) played by Fugazi Helen Hippo (Cook) played by def Horace Horse (Blacksmith) played by iamded Kaley Cat (Mill Operator) played by Lord Arjay Kenda Cat (Baker) played by I Scream Clone Lauren Lamb (Gardener) played by Zepher Lazlo Lion (Butcher) played by TinyPiesRUs Marcus Monkey (Apple Seller) played by Inconspicuous Mindy Mouse (Accountant) played by professor flitwick Pennie Pig (Spring Haven Mayor) played by Eskallon Portia Poodle(General Store Operator) played by CorneliusMurdock Sheldon Sheepdog (Toy Maker) played by Quarryman Wendell Walrus (Librarian) played by Stash2Sixx Game Threads Day 1 - The Hearts & Minds of Men Day 2 - Hell is empty and all the devils are here... Day 3 - Every day has its own evil, and its good too Day 4 - Evil is just a point of view Day 5 - No rest for the wicked Day 6 - The evil that men do lives after them Day 7 - Evil brings men together Day 8 - There has to be evil... Day 9 - Endgame Day 10 - The devil is the author of confusion Conclusion - Evil in reverse spells live Other Threads General Discussion, Introduction and Confirmation Sign-Up **********

Definitely, the whole point to our Mafia School programme is to teach new players who have never played Mafia before how to do so. You'll learn all the basics of how to play as you go, so if you're interested, sign up for sure.

Sorry I'm late everyone! Portal 2 has been a bit of a distraction. I really enjoyed this game. Even though I died on the first night (surprise surprise ), I was very happy to come back and get to do a bit of good for the town side. Although, I must say that I do dislike the use of resurrections in Mafia games, especially when the resurrected person is confirmed innocent. And Stash got a pretty easy win out of that too. But, all in all, a very well run game Hinck, thanks for letting me play. What? I did no such thing, I blabbed my role to Shadows in private. Silly. Here is my role if anyone is interested:

We are taking our usual short break between games, please be patient. The next game will start when Quarry is ready.