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I'm not sure how you can include the Amazon Adventurers sets as evidence of the inclusion of all of South America, but exclude Pharaoh's Quest. At the same time, you've excluded the original Adventurers Egyptian sets as well as a number of sets in the Indiana Jones series. I realise that your point is a desire to see a different part of Africa than these sets represented, but at least from a traditional view, a more jungle based theme would almost surely end up centered around hunting, something TLG isn't likely to want to do. Perhaps you could describe the specific types of sets you think should be made and what they would include, then we'd have a better idea of what it is you are hoping for and whether or not it's reasonably possible?

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It's true! I always loved that part, town never saw it coming.

Let the games begin. I don't think that will be a problem at all. You can request anything you want. Doesn't mean you won't end up a potato.

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If you die fast enough, you're more than welcome to join.

By your own admission, this was a hijack of the other topic and really needs it's own place so neither topic gets lost, so I've split the two. Carry on.

We're waiting for the appropriate timing, which is slightly later than expected in order to reduce interference with the current game. Don't make me put your face through the swear filter.

Yeah, I did and look what trouble it got me in. It's true! Don't end up like me!

Congratulations to all the winners, you're the very best of the best, without a doubt! Oh, and I won something, too. Thanks to Simon for all the effort involved in organizing this and to everyone who participated for helping to make it one of the most entered contests I can remember.

Steampunk. Aliens. Alternate history. I'm moving this to Sci-fi. Oh, and nice job, I really like what you've done here.

Absolutely amazing.

4. Kristel - 1 point 7. toutouille - 1 point 17. Cecile - 1 point 43. Hammerstein NWC - 1 point 64. Tohst - 1 point

5. Freighter over Ice Planet Biodome - Lt. de Martinet - 1 point 16. Into the Asteroid Belt - MorsLEGO - 1 point 25. Micro Mars City - Cecilie - 2 points 86. Colossi attacking zerg base - Quarryman - 1 point

15. Chicken Moonbase - vecchiasignoraceppo: 1 point 40. Dinosaur extinction? - Cecilie: 3 points 63. Nutcracker Mech - Classicsmiley - 1 point

Before / After Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT! Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

Not a thing we can do, it's clearly in Invision problem and not something we have any power over. Sorry.

I expect cookies. I'm just saying.

It's true. I do my stabbing right in the heart where it's most effective.

I do not give people funny names. I give them funny titles. Enjoy!

The game will definitely start after the 21st. It was always planned that way. Just for you.

I'm not saying it. Nope. You already know what I'm thinking, you can read my scum tell. I'm sure it will ... soon. What did I ever do to you?

The original tag was always meant to be the revolver and darkdragon updated it accordingly. Big Cam then went through all the profiles that had it and changed to the new one. The remaining old ones are all part of larger merged tags and can't be changed without editing. Thanks to both darkdragon and Big Cam for their help! It's funny you should say that, you'll see why when the game is officially announced (signups will probably be in about 2 weeks).