Vader Posted May 13, 2005 Excellent, the Emperor has been putting on alot of weight recently and a wheelchair will be needed very soon. Its his own fault he just cant leave those Alderaan Doughnuts alone...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xwingyoda Posted May 14, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, We just have recovered what's left of this grevious creature!! he was nearly cut in two by his own disc run away thingy - how pathetic!!!! He his in a box aboard my ship My Lord - the Emperor will have a new chair soon!! Also if you wish, I heard that on Mos Eisley, a shop keeper, friend to this almighty Empire, sells sugar-free donuts (not as tasty as the one from Alderaan, but quite delicious)!!! I can persuade him to offer the Emperor a whole batch. Awaiting your orders my Lordship!!! Rogue Leadrer Out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vader Posted May 14, 2005 Yes, yes....Those suger free Donuts would sure help keep down the amount of chairs that the emperor gets through, Rouge Leader bring me a batch for him. Good work on destroying that picec of junk Grevious, now no one will stand in our way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xwingyoda Posted May 14, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader (and not Rouge Leader!!!!! he he), Since Squadron 1 of Bombers used all their ammunition to get that weelchair to be (you should see the outskirts near Mos Eisley, it looks like modern art!!!), I have replaced all those protons bombs by sugar free donuts!!!!!!!!!!! The Emperor will have his precious donuts (hummmmmm, donuts...), actually worth a year supply!!!!!!!!!! Rogue Leader Out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
languages Posted May 15, 2005 I will destroy the tie army with my Mosaic building skill. Mark my words...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vader Posted May 15, 2005 Ha Ha such threats against the mighty Tie Army do so amuse me, All Ties bring this Languages to me!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xwingyoda Posted May 15, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, My Lord, I thought that Ed brought you that Languages while I was in search of the grevious weelchair!!!! He has not arrived yet???? Rogue leader out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vader Posted May 15, 2005 Errrrrrrrrr........Yes, yes he did i meant...ahhhhhhmmmmm...Do not question your Lord!!!! Ed bring the Rebel to the bridge on my Star Destroyer..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eDeevo Posted May 16, 2005 Errrrrrrrrr........Yes, yes he did i meant...ahhhhhhmmmmm...Do not question your Lord!!!!Ed bring the Rebel to the bridge on my Star Destroyer..... I do not question you Lord Vader... although we brought the one known as "languages" to the bridge on your Star Destroyer days ago.... yes, it was the Commander named "Bob" who took custody of him & escorted him to you with a group of Stormtroopers I believe... Can't trust Bob to do anything correctly, he probably escorted him into outer space... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
languages Posted May 16, 2005 Your Jedi tricks wont work on me......You wont take me alive.......... PS. Darth Vader smells :-D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eDeevo Posted May 16, 2005 Your Jedi tricks wont work on me......You wont take me alive..........PS. Darth Vader smells :-D I am no Jedi.... our plan now is not to take you alive... and how do you know Lord Vader smells...?!!@!! He has 'insider' information, there must be a leak... I am willing to bet that its Bob again... Blast that Bob... Always jamming his foot into his mouth... Lord Vader should apply a 'choke-hold' to his nether-regions.... uh, did I say that out loud? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 An excellent suggestion Ed, consider Bob an ex-officer. Now then Languages you will feel my full wraith, Ed strap the prisoner to a chair and put him in front of the star destroyers plasma tv. Now bring me a copy of the film Waterworld, we will make him watch it non stop till he cracks *devil* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Phes Posted May 16, 2005 So this is where the whole TWAT thing originated? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xwingyoda Posted May 16, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, Excellent choice of movie, he will be drowned by the dialogs!!!!!! Also you could have gone with Titanic: Languages would surely crack to the "I'm king of the world" cheesy line. I wonder why my Lord this supicious Phes character is suddenly so curious about our grand army!! Has our beloved Emperor awakened yet??? He still needs to interrogate that Sarg Rebel!!! Rogue Leader out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Phes Posted May 16, 2005 Such a creative begga that Master Yoda... Actual its as simple as Mr Phes not liking being uninformed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 The Emperor still sleeps...it was his Birthday yesterday and he had a wild party, he played his favorite game, its called "Lets see how many Officers i can hit in the nether-regions with a bolt of energy". Which leads me to this: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Phes Posted May 16, 2005 Where are all these pictures coming from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 What the Wanted ones??? Ok just to say that ive moved this topic to community as i dont believe that it belongs in the old thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleT Posted May 16, 2005 RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE.......... With your Tie Army........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 All pilots i have tragic news Emperor Orlego has sent himself into a donut coma and until he recovers we will now follow the orders of Emperor Double T ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleT Posted May 16, 2005 All are going as I have planned.... Started the Tie Wars have.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vader Posted May 16, 2005 Master ive just been informed that the rebel sarg has escaped from the Death Star!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleT Posted May 16, 2005 Ready the Tie's, he must not escape.... and ready my Private Shuttle, I have plans... (Private Shuttle is named Enterprise) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
