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Round Four of Lady Luck's Royale >Mortimer vs. Briar (Tritech) - Aim (32 damage, Briar poisoned by 17 and cursed) >Annienal vs. Reg (Darkness) - Special Damage: Assault (Annienal Favored) >Avina vs. MK2E (Zeta/Sigma) - Shield: Mixture (Hyper Arc Tonic) >Avina uses Potion on Kellim >Kellim vs. MK7D - Extra Critical Hit (25x2/2 = 25 damage, MK7D KO'd) >Calamity vs. MK2E - Special Damage: SWARM (1 damage) Big Red heals Briar by 40 (-1 ether) Snapshot A vs. Mortimer - (10/2 - 58 = 0 damage) Snapshot B vs. Annienal - (10/2 - 11 = 0 damage) Snapshot C vs. Reg - (10 - 5 = 5 damage) Fixit A vs. Avina - (15/2 = 7 damage) Fixit B vs. Briar - (15 damage) Fixit C vs. Briar - (15 damage) Drone F enters battle Calamity blessed and transcended (+10% max health, +1 ether) Briar poisoned by 17 and cursed (-10% max health, 17 damage) Mortimer lands a bullet in Briar, coated in the Crimson Crown's signature venom mix, and it starts eating away at his health rapidly. Avina whips up a mixture to replace the Potion she feeds Kellim, who slams his axe into his target, smashing it to pieces. Another one steps through the door to take its place. Big Red heals Briar, but between the venom and the automatons taking shots at him, the Wolfganger isn't doing well. Three-Way Battle -Rolls of Damage, Special Damage, and Free Hits have a 50/50 chance of instead targeting a random member of the other enemy party instead of at the hero. Area of effect attacks only damage the party being targeted. This includes enemy AoE attacks. -If an enemy's Free Hit targets a member of the other enemy, free hit order is not disrupted (If Automaton A's free hit against Em instead damages Reg, Automaton B will again target Em) -Heroes can spend one turn to pick up one of their weapons -A new automaton spawns at the end of every round -The Sewer Wolves must all be knocked out Sewer Wolves Reg Goldjaw *Immune to instant kill* *50/50 chance to avoid negative effects* *Blinded, 2 rounds* Level 42 Humanoid Health: 564/576 Defense: 5 Special I: Assault - Reg Goldjaw advances on the hero, Favoring them, dealing triple damage to them whenever damage is dealt. Special II: Battery – Reg Goldjaw deals 21 damage to the hero, ignoring row and defense. Special III: Third Strike – Reg Goldjaw knocks out the hero instantly. Specials used in order. Drops: Mead Briar *Immune to blinded and sealed* *Poisoned by 17* *Cursed* Level 30 Humanoid Health: 255/360 Special: Battleaxe Barrage - Briar deals damage to all heroes equal to their level, disregarding row. Drops: 60 gold, Double Rainbow Big Red *Immune to sealed, cursed, and jinxed* Level 40 Holy Humanoid Health: 260/260 Ether: 3/5 Special: Good as Newish – Big Red removes all negative effects from his party at the cost of one ether per negative effect. Passive Special: Red Cross - Big Red is strictly a healer. Rather than dealing Damage or Free Hits, he heals the Sewer Wolf with the least health equal to his level at the cost of one ether. If no Sewer Wolf is injured, he does nothing. If he is out of ether, he will use a Tonic. Drops: Tonic x3, 25 gold, Renegade’s Crook (WP: 10, successful healing also poisons the target’s weapon by 3, staff) Automatons Eubric Knight Automaton MK2E “Drone” Level 5 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 10/10 Special: SWARM – Drone deals damage ignoring row and defense equal to the number of Drones in its Mob. Passive Special: CLUSTER – Drone will form a Mob with another random Drone if left untargeted. Drops: 5 gold Eubric Knight Automaton MK2F “Drone” Level 5 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 10/10 Special: SWARM – Drone deals damage ignoring row and defense equal to the number of Drones in its Mob. Passive Special: CLUSTER – Drone will form a Mob with another random Drone if left untargeted. Drops: 5 gold Eubric Knight Automaton MK7A “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 16/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7B “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 20/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7C “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 20/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK11A “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Eubric Knight Automaton MK11B “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Eubric Knight Automaton MK11C “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Party Mortimer "Em" Mahzan (Emjajoas) Unknown age human male Warden *Immune to Electricity, Fire, Water, and Ice* *Half damage from elemental attacks* *Party Leader* *Reinforced* Level 25 Power Bonus: 6 Defense: 29 58 Health: 46/46 Gold: 304 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:16, permanent poisoned 17, cursed), Vigilant (SP 12, halved damage from elemental attacks, immune to Electricity, Fire, and Water; shield), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory, Power +4, SP +4, Max. Health +4, Max. Ether +4. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year), Frost Helm (SP: 3, immune to ice, suitable for anyone, headwear) Inventory: Weapons: Blazing Bow (WP: 14, Fire-elemental), Doppelganger (WP:10, Retribution: The user inflicts any negative effects he or she has on the target enemy on successful hits; longsword), Balanced Main-Gauce (WP: 10, Riposte has a 1/6 chance of instantly killing the/each target, dagger, suitable only for marauders), Crescent Shield (SP: 5, halved damage from elemental attacks, shield), Carpenter's Gloves (Enhancement is automatically successful, traps deal double damage, handwear, suitable for artisans), Wolfish Fedora (+5 WP for each standing hero with Wolfgang reputation and Wolfgang NPC in the party, headwear, suitable for heroes with Wolfgang reputation) Consumables: Health Core x5, Potion, Remedy, Mead, Venom, Phoenix Esssence (4), Ambrosia (4), Mulled Wine (2), Feather of Flight (Allows the user to flee from the battle when used.), Nostrum, Smelling Salts, Elixir, Bone, Smoke Bomb (5), Floral Bomb (2), Ice Bomb (2), Lightning Bomb, Fire Bomb, Water Bomb (2), Holy Bomb (2), Dirt Bomb (2), Air Bomb (2), Chaotic Bomb (100 random elemental damage to all opponents) Misc: Bedroll (2), Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Reaper's Heart, Mythril Shard (1), Amethyst, 5 Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Oath of Renewal (When the targeted enemy is killed, the Vindicator regains full health. Oath, suitable for vindicators), Lover's Lyrics (Minstrel's Battle Song; deal the enamored-effect to all enemies at the cost of 1 ether per affected enemy.) Annienal Anavir (Kintobor) "19" year old elven female Mystic Knight *Bonaparte Reputation* *Immunity to Earth and Fragile* *Takes half damage from elemental attacks* *Aura of Honor* *Master of the Order* *Favored by Reg* Level 16 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 11 Health: 31/31 Ether: 14/20 Gold: 0 Equipment: Bonaparte Cutlass (WP:9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes; longsword), Crescent Shield (SP: 6, Halved Damage from elemental attacks; shield), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, immunity to fragile, body wear, suitable for barbarians, knights, dragoons, skirmishers, regulators, and vindicators), Locustoid Greaves (Max Ether +4, immune to Earth, suitable to ether users, footwear) Inventory: Ammit (WP: 6; greatsword, user gains 5 ether for every kill), Anointed Gladius (WP: 8, deals damage undead; great sword), Sanctified Rito Longsword (WP: 4, Hits doubled against flying enemies, longsword), Training Sword (WP:4), Shark’s Tooth (Power increased by 5 against Aquatics, Accessory), Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear), Lethauros Fellwings (SP: 3, wearer is immune to Sudden Death, backwear), Tobacco Pouch (1/2 Chance of Blinding with attacks, accessory), Helmet (Max Health +1, headwear), Pauldrons (SP: 2, suitable for knights, dragoons, and skirmishers; accessory), Plain Shield (SP: 5), Lethauros Mask (SP: 2, wearer deals double damage to Beasts and Vermin, headwear, suitable to everyone) Emerald (Wood), Sapphire (Wind), Aquamarine (Water), Amethyst (Darkness), Topaz (Lightning), Mythril Shard Consumables: 3x Potions, Grand Potion, Field Rations (Restore 15 health), 2x Phoenix Essences, 4x Remedies, Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Pickaxe, x2 Grand Tonics Scrolls: Scroll of Fire Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to fire for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Ice Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to ice for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Water Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to water for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Wood Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to wood for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether) Calamity (Scubacarrot) *Blessed* *Your Holiness* *Transcended* 24 year old human Mage Level 6 Power bonus: 2 (spell) Health: 4/10 Ether: 10/10 Gold: 81 Equipment: Skull-Topped Staff (WP: 3, staff), Gold skin Gloves (Spell power +2, Usable by mages, Handwear) Inventory: Bedroll, 4x Potion, 3x Tonic,4x Remedy, Scroll of Blindness (Enables casting the Blinded-effect to the target, making it unable to use a physical attack for the next three rounds. Each casting has a 50/50 chance of success and costs 1 ether.), Amethyst Keliim (Mencot) *Encouraged* 35 years old male human Barbarian Level 10 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 17/17 Defense: 2 (doubled against free hits) Gold: 7 Equipment: Dwarven Orichalcum Axe (WP: 5), Heroic Helm (Headwear, SP:2, Helm's SP doubles on free hits) Inventory: Order Imperial Longsword (WP: 5),Really Hard Helmet (SP: 2, Immunity to Rock), Королева's Blessing (When equipped the player gains the ability to Animal Speak to Spiders only, and all spiders are Enamored with him for the first three rounds of battle, accessory), Scarab Shield (SP3 Shield, bearer takes half damage from vermin) Consumables: x10 Potion, Grand Potion, 2X Mead, 1X Smelling salt, 2X Smoke Bomb, 1X Poison, 1X Dirt Bomb, Demeter Bomb (Deals 100 wood-elemental damage to all opponents when used.) Misc: Shovel, 2X Obsidian Shard: may be affixed to a blunt weapon to give the Bleeding 2 effect for one battle. 2X Charion beetle horn. 1 X Crystal Shard(treasure item, worth 20 gold) Avina Truenal, Crimson Crown Alchemaster (NPC, controlled by Emjajoas) *Immune to Cursed, Jinxed, Hexed, Transcended, and Blessed* 36 years old female human Alchemist Level 15 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 8/34 Gold: 40 Equipment: Zeta and Sigma (WP: 13, dual strike, daggers), Leather Gloves (For Mixture, the die is rolled three times instead of twice, and the highest two results determine the created item; suitable to alchemists; handwear), Masque (Immune to cursed, jinxed, hexed, transcended and blessed, accessory, suitable to members of the Order of the Crimson Crown) Inventory: 4 Potions, 2 Remedies, Phoenix Essence, Cloud of Celerity, Hyper Arc Tonic Everyone please choose an action. Party leader, please create a battle order.

Round Three of Lady Luck's Royale >Mortimer vs. Reg (Tritech) - Deflected Damage (No effect, blinded) >Annienal retrieves Bonaparte Cutlass >Avina vs. MK2D (Zeta/Sigma) - Hit (28/2 = 14 damage to MK2D, KO'd, 14 damage to MK7A) >Kellim vs. MK11A - Damage (15/2 - 2 = 5 damage) >Calamity retrieves staff Briar and Fixit B vs. Mortimer - ((30 + 15)/2 - 58 = 0 damage) Big Red heals himself by 40 (-1 ether) Snapshot A vs. Annienal - (10/2 - 11 = 0 damage) Snapshot B vs. Avina - (10/2 = 5 damage) Snapshot C vs. Kellim - (10/2 - 4 = 1 damage) Snapshot D vs. Briar - (10 damage) Fixit A vs. Calamity - (15/2 = 7 damage) Fixit C vs. Briar - (15 damage) Drone E enters battle Calamity blessed and transcended (+10% health, +1 ether) Annienal and Calamity go for their weapons. Mortimer and Kellim can't get their attacks off, and the latter is struck by a wrench across the side. The automatons focus mostly on the heroes this round, to their detriment, while Big Red takes measures to heal himself. However, the heroes are all now well-armed. Three-Way Battle -Rolls of Damage, Special Damage, and Free Hits have a 50/50 chance of instead targeting a random member of the other enemy party instead of at the hero. Area of effect attacks only damage the party being targeted. This includes enemy AoE attacks. -If an enemy's Free Hit targets a member of the other enemy, free hit order is not disrupted (If Automaton A's free hit against Em instead damages Reg, Automaton B will again target Em) -Heroes can spend one turn to pick up one of their weapons -A new automaton spawns at the end of every round -The Sewer Wolves must all be knocked out Sewer Wolves Reg Goldjaw *Immune to instant kill* *50/50 chance to avoid negative effects* *Blinded, 2 rounds* Level 42 Humanoid Health: 569/576 Defense: 5 Special I: Assault - Reg Goldjaw advances on the hero, Favoring them, dealing triple damage to them whenever damage is dealt. Special II: Battery – Reg Goldjaw deals 21 damage to the hero, ignoring row and defense. Special III: Third Strike – Reg Goldjaw knocks out the hero instantly. Specials used in order. Drops: Mead Briar *Immune to blinded and sealed* Level 30 Humanoid Health: 294/400 Special: Battleaxe Barrage - Briar deals damage to all heroes equal to their level, disregarding row. Drops: 60 gold, Double Rainbow Big Red *Immune to sealed, cursed, and jinxed* Level 40 Holy Humanoid Health: 260/260 Ether: 4/5 Special: Good as Newish – Big Red removes all negative effects from his party at the cost of one ether per negative effect. Passive Special: Red Cross - Big Red is strictly a healer. Rather than dealing Damage or Free Hits, he heals the Sewer Wolf with the least health equal to his level at the cost of one ether. If no Sewer Wolf is injured, he does nothing. If he is out of ether, he will use a Tonic. Drops: Tonic x3, 25 gold, Renegade’s Crook (WP: 10, successful healing also poisons the target’s weapon by 3, staff) Automatons Eubric Knight Automaton MK2E “Drone” Level 5 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 10/10 Special: SWARM – Drone deals damage ignoring row and defense equal to the number of Drones in its Mob. Passive Special: CLUSTER – Drone will form a Mob with another random Drone if left untargeted. Drops: 5 gold Eubric Knight Automaton MK7A “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 16/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7B “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 20/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7C “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 20/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7D “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 20/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK11A “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Eubric Knight Automaton MK11B “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Eubric Knight Automaton MK11C “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Party Mortimer "Em" Mahzan (Emjajoas) Unknown age human male Warden *Immune to Electricity, Fire, Water, and Ice* *Half damage from elemental attacks* *Party Leader* *Reinforced* Level 25 Power Bonus: 6 Defense: 29 58 Health: 46/46 Gold: 304 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:16, permanent poisoned 17, cursed), Vigilant (SP 12, halved damage from elemental attacks, immune to Electricity, Fire, and Water; shield), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory, Power +4, SP +4, Max. Health +4, Max. Ether +4. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year), Frost Helm (SP: 3, immune to ice, suitable for anyone, headwear) Inventory: Weapons: Blazing Bow (WP: 14, Fire-elemental), Doppelganger (WP:10, Retribution: The user inflicts any negative effects he or she has on the target enemy on successful hits; longsword), Balanced Main-Gauce (WP: 10, Riposte has a 1/6 chance of instantly killing the/each target, dagger, suitable only for marauders), Crescent Shield (SP: 5, halved damage from elemental attacks, shield), Carpenter's Gloves (Enhancement is automatically successful, traps deal double damage, handwear, suitable for artisans), Wolfish Fedora (+5 WP for each standing hero with Wolfgang reputation and Wolfgang NPC in the party, headwear, suitable for heroes with Wolfgang reputation) Consumables: Health Core x5, Potion, Remedy, Mead, Venom, Phoenix Esssence (4), Ambrosia (4), Mulled Wine (2), Feather of Flight (Allows the user to flee from the battle when used.), Nostrum, Smelling Salts, Elixir, Bone, Smoke Bomb (5), Floral Bomb (2), Ice Bomb (2), Lightning Bomb, Fire Bomb, Water Bomb (2), Holy Bomb (2), Dirt Bomb (2), Air Bomb (2), Chaotic Bomb (100 random elemental damage to all opponents) Misc: Bedroll (2), Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Reaper's Heart, Mythril Shard (1), Amethyst, 5 Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Oath of Renewal (When the targeted enemy is killed, the Vindicator regains full health. Oath, suitable for vindicators), Lover's Lyrics (Minstrel's Battle Song; deal the enamored-effect to all enemies at the cost of 1 ether per affected enemy.) Annienal Anavir (Kintobor) "19" year old elven female Mystic Knight *Bonaparte Reputation* *Immunity to Earth and Fragile* *Takes half damage from elemental attacks* *Aura of Honor* *Master of the Order* Level 16 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 11 Health: 31/31 Ether: 14/20 Gold: 0 Equipment: Bonaparte Cutlass (WP:9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes; longsword), Crescent Shield (SP: 6, Halved Damage from elemental attacks; shield), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, immunity to fragile, body wear, suitable for barbarians, knights, dragoons, skirmishers, regulators, and vindicators), Locustoid Greaves (Max Ether +4, immune to Earth, suitable to ether users, footwear) Inventory: Ammit (WP: 6; greatsword, user gains 5 ether for every kill), Anointed Gladius (WP: 8, deals damage undead; great sword), Sanctified Rito Longsword (WP: 4, Hits doubled against flying enemies, longsword), Training Sword (WP:4), Shark’s Tooth (Power increased by 5 against Aquatics, Accessory), Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear), Lethauros Fellwings (SP: 3, wearer is immune to Sudden Death, backwear), Tobacco Pouch (1/2 Chance of Blinding with attacks, accessory), Helmet (Max Health +1, headwear), Pauldrons (SP: 2, suitable for knights, dragoons, and skirmishers; accessory), Plain Shield (SP: 5), Lethauros Mask (SP: 2, wearer deals double damage to Beasts and Vermin, headwear, suitable to everyone) Emerald (Wood), Sapphire (Wind), Aquamarine (Water), Amethyst (Darkness), Topaz (Lightning), Mythril Shard Consumables: 3x Potions, Grand Potion, Field Rations (Restore 15 health), 2x Phoenix Essences, 4x Remedies, Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Pickaxe, x2 Grand Tonics Scrolls: Scroll of Fire Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to fire for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Ice Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to ice for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Water Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to water for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Wood Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to wood for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether) Calamity (Scubacarrot) *Blessed* *Your Holiness* *Transcended* 24 year old human Mage Level 6 Power bonus: 2 (spell) Health: 4/10 Ether: 10/10 Gold: 81 Equipment: Skull-Topped Staff (WP: 3, staff), Gold skin Gloves (Spell power +2, Usable by mages, Handwear) Inventory: Bedroll, 4x Potion, 3x Tonic,4x Remedy, Scroll of Blindness (Enables casting the Blinded-effect to the target, making it unable to use a physical attack for the next three rounds. Each casting has a 50/50 chance of success and costs 1 ether.), Amethyst Keliim (Mencot) *Encouraged* 35 years old male human Barbarian Level 10 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 8/17 Defense: 2 (doubled against free hits) Gold: 7 Equipment: Dwarven Orichalcum Axe (WP: 5), Heroic Helm (Headwear, SP:2, Helm's SP doubles on free hits) Inventory: Order Imperial Longsword (WP: 5),Really Hard Helmet (SP: 2, Immunity to Rock), Королева's Blessing (When equipped the player gains the ability to Animal Speak to Spiders only, and all spiders are Enamored with him for the first three rounds of battle, accessory), Scarab Shield (SP3 Shield, bearer takes half damage from vermin) Consumables: x10 Potion, Grand Potion, 2X Mead, 1X Smelling salt, 2X Smoke Bomb, 1X Poison, 1X Dirt Bomb, Demeter Bomb (Deals 100 wood-elemental damage to all opponents when used.) Misc: Shovel, 2X Obsidian Shard: may be affixed to a blunt weapon to give the Bleeding 2 effect for one battle. 2X Charion beetle horn. 1 X Crystal Shard(treasure item, worth 20 gold) Avina Truenal, Crimson Crown Alchemaster (NPC, controlled by Emjajoas) *Immune to Cursed, Jinxed, Hexed, Transcended, and Blessed* 36 years old female human Alchemist Level 15 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 15/34 Gold: 40 Equipment: Zeta and Sigma (WP: 13, dual strike, daggers), Leather Gloves (For Mixture, the die is rolled three times instead of twice, and the highest two results determine the created item; suitable to alchemists; handwear), Masque (Immune to cursed, jinxed, hexed, transcended and blessed, accessory, suitable to members of the Order of the Crimson Crown) Inventory: 5 Potions, 2 Remedies, Phoenix Essence, Cloud of Celerity Everyone please choose an action. Party leader, please create a battle order.

Atramor approaches the dwarf in the large hat, looking down into the abyss from the cavern's edge. "Hey there, mate. Don't tell me ya' go down into that every day to mine?"

See, my theory was half-right... Thanks for the amazing game TPRU, I had a load of fun. Yes, even on Day Eight.

"Vahlskuai, your gun is not strong enough to punch through that armor," remarked Miderun, rolling her eyes at Mhinak.

It's still Lind.

Round Two of Lady Luck's Royale >Mortimer retrieves Tritech Handcannon >Annienal vs. Reg (Training) - Enchantment (+1 SP, -6 ether) >Avina vs. Briar (Zeta/Sigma) - Hit (28/2 = 14 x 2 = 28 damage) >Kellim vs. MK11A - Special Damage: REPAIR (Snapshot A repaired by 25) >Calamity blinds Reg - Success (-1 ether, Red blinded) Drone D vs. Briar - (5 damage) Snapshot A vs. Briar - (10 damage) Snapshot B vs. Big Red - (10 damage) Snapshot C vs. Mortimer - (10/2 - 58 = 0 damage) Fixit B vs. Annienal - (15/2 - 10 = 0 damage) Fixit C vs. Avina - (15/2 = 7 damage) Snapshot D enters battle Calamity blessed and transcended (+10% health, +1 ether) Drone uses SWARM (No other Drones, no effect) Mortimer dives for the door, managing to grab his trusty handcannon from underneath the arm of the fallen ogre. Avina slashes at Briar - who is being mobbed by automatons - while Calamity's second attempt to blind Reg bears fruit. Kellim, however, misses his attack, and the automaton repairs one of its brethren. Three-Way Battle -Rolls of Damage, Special Damage, and Free Hits have a 50/50 chance of instead targeting a random member of the other enemy party instead of at the hero. Area of effect attacks only damage the party being targeted. This includes enemy AoE attacks. -If an enemy's Free Hit targets a member of the other enemy, free hit order is not disrupted (If Automaton A's free hit against Em instead damages Reg, Automaton B will again target Em) -Heroes can spend one turn to pick up one of their weapons -A new automaton spawns at the end of every round -The Sewer Wolves must all be knocked out Sewer Wolves Reg Goldjaw *Immune to instant kill* *50/50 chance to avoid negative effects* *Blinded, 3 rounds* Level 42 Humanoid Health: 569/576 Defense: 5 Special I: Assault - Reg Goldjaw advances on the hero, Favoring them, dealing triple damage to them whenever damage is dealt. Special II: Battery – Reg Goldjaw deals 21 damage to the hero, ignoring row and defense. Special III: Third Strike – Reg Goldjaw knocks out the hero instantly. Specials used in order. Drops: Mead Briar *Immune to blinded and sealed* Level 30 Humanoid Health: 319/400 Special: Battleaxe Barrage - Briar deals damage to all heroes equal to their level, disregarding row. Drops: 60 gold, Double Rainbow Big Red *Immune to sealed, cursed, and jinxed* Level 40 Holy Humanoid Health: 240/260 Ether: 5/5 Special: Good as Newish – Big Red removes all negative effects from his party at the cost of one ether per negative effect. Passive Special: Red Cross - Big Red is strictly a healer. Rather than dealing Damage or Free Hits, he heals the Sewer Wolf with the least health equal to his level at the cost of one ether. If no Sewer Wolf is injured, he does nothing. If he is out of ether, he will use a Tonic. Drops: Tonic x3, 25 gold, Renegade’s Crook (WP: 10, successful healing also poisons the target’s weapon by 3, staff) Automatons Eubric Knight Automaton MK2D “Drone” Level 5 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 10/10 Special: SWARM – Drone deals damage ignoring row and defense equal to the number of Drones in its Mob. Passive Special: CLUSTER – Drone will form a Mob with another random Drone if left untargeted. Drops: 5 gold Eubric Knight Automaton MK7A “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 30/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7B “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 20/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7C “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 20/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7D “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 20/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK11A “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Eubric Knight Automaton MK11B “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Eubric Knight Automaton MK11C “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Party Mortimer "Em" Mahzan (Emjajoas) Unknown age human male Warden *Immune to Electricity, Fire, Water, and Ice* *Half damage from elemental attacks* *Party Leader* *Reinforced* Level 25 Power Bonus: 6 Defense: 29 58 Health: 46/46 Gold: 304 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:16, permanent poisoned 17, cursed), Vigilant (SP 12, halved damage from elemental attacks, immune to Electricity, Fire, and Water; shield), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory, Power +4, SP +4, Max. Health +4, Max. Ether +4. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year), Frost Helm (SP: 3, immune to ice, suitable for anyone, headwear) Inventory: Weapons: Blazing Bow (WP: 14, Fire-elemental), Doppelganger (WP:10, Retribution: The user inflicts any negative effects he or she has on the target enemy on successful hits; longsword), Balanced Main-Gauce (WP: 10, Riposte has a 1/6 chance of instantly killing the/each target, dagger, suitable only for marauders), Crescent Shield (SP: 5, halved damage from elemental attacks, shield), Carpenter's Gloves (Enhancement is automatically successful, traps deal double damage, handwear, suitable for artisans), Wolfish Fedora (+5 WP for each standing hero with Wolfgang reputation and Wolfgang NPC in the party, headwear, suitable for heroes with Wolfgang reputation) Consumables: Health Core x5, Potion, Remedy, Mead, Venom, Phoenix Esssence (4), Ambrosia (4), Mulled Wine (2), Feather of Flight (Allows the user to flee from the battle when used.), Nostrum, Smelling Salts, Elixir, Bone, Smoke Bomb (5), Floral Bomb (2), Ice Bomb (2), Lightning Bomb, Fire Bomb, Water Bomb (2), Holy Bomb (2), Dirt Bomb (2), Air Bomb (2), Chaotic Bomb (100 random elemental damage to all opponents) Misc: Bedroll (2), Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Reaper's Heart, Mythril Shard (1), Amethyst, 5 Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Oath of Renewal (When the targeted enemy is killed, the Vindicator regains full health. Oath, suitable for vindicators), Lover's Lyrics (Minstrel's Battle Song; deal the enamored-effect to all enemies at the cost of 1 ether per affected enemy.) Annienal Anavir (Kintobor) "19" year old elven female Mystic Knight *Bonaparte Reputation* *Immunity to Earth and Fragile* *Takes half damage from elemental attacks* *Aura of Honor* *Master of the Order* Level 16 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 11 Health: 31/31 Ether: 14/20 Gold: 0 Equipment: Bonaparte Cutlass (WP:9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes; longsword), Crescent Shield (SP: 6, Halved Damage from elemental attacks; shield), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, immunity to fragile, body wear, suitable for barbarians, knights, dragoons, skirmishers, regulators, and vindicators), Locustoid Greaves (Max Ether +4, immune to Earth, suitable to ether users, footwear) Inventory: Ammit (WP: 6; greatsword, user gains 5 ether for every kill), Anointed Gladius (WP: 8, deals damage undead; great sword), Sanctified Rito Longsword (WP: 4, Hits doubled against flying enemies, longsword), Training Sword (WP:4), Shark’s Tooth (Power increased by 5 against Aquatics, Accessory), Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear), Lethauros Fellwings (SP: 3, wearer is immune to Sudden Death, backwear), Tobacco Pouch (1/2 Chance of Blinding with attacks, accessory), Helmet (Max Health +1, headwear), Pauldrons (SP: 2, suitable for knights, dragoons, and skirmishers; accessory), Plain Shield (SP: 5), Lethauros Mask (SP: 2, wearer deals double damage to Beasts and Vermin, headwear, suitable to everyone) Emerald (Wood), Sapphire (Wind), Aquamarine (Water), Amethyst (Darkness), Topaz (Lightning), Mythril Shard Consumables: 3x Potions, Grand Potion, Field Rations (Restore 15 health), 2x Phoenix Essences, 4x Remedies, Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Pickaxe, x2 Grand Tonics Scrolls: Scroll of Fire Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to fire for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Ice Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to ice for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Water Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to water for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Wood Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to wood for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether) Calamity (Scubacarrot) *Blessed* *Your Holiness* *Transcended* 24 year old human Mage Level 6 Power bonus: 2 (spell) Health: 10/10 Ether: 10/10 Gold: 81 Equipment: Skull-Topped Staff (WP: 3, staff), Gold skin Gloves (Spell power +2, Usable by mages, Handwear) Inventory: Bedroll, 4x Potion, 3x Tonic,4x Remedy, Scroll of Blindness (Enables casting the Blinded-effect to the target, making it unable to use a physical attack for the next three rounds. Each casting has a 50/50 chance of success and costs 1 ether.), Amethyst Keliim (Mencot) *Encouraged* 35 years old male human Barbarian Level 10 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 14/17 Defense: 2 (doubled against free hits) Gold: 7 Equipment: Dwarven Orichalcum Axe (WP: 5), Heroic Helm (Headwear, SP:2, Helm's SP doubles on free hits) Inventory: Order Imperial Longsword (WP: 5),Really Hard Helmet (SP: 2, Immunity to Rock), Королева's Blessing (When equipped the player gains the ability to Animal Speak to Spiders only, and all spiders are Enamored with him for the first three rounds of battle, accessory), Scarab Shield (SP3 Shield, bearer takes half damage from vermin) Consumables: x10 Potion, Grand Potion, 2X Mead, 1X Smelling salt, 2X Smoke Bomb, 1X Poison, 1X Dirt Bomb, Demeter Bomb (Deals 100 wood-elemental damage to all opponents when used.) Misc: Shovel, 2X Obsidian Shard: may be affixed to a blunt weapon to give the Bleeding 2 effect for one battle. 2X Charion beetle horn. 1 X Crystal Shard(treasure item, worth 20 gold) Avina Truenal, Crimson Crown Alchemaster (NPC, controlled by Emjajoas) *Immune to Cursed, Jinxed, Hexed, Transcended, and Blessed* 36 years old female human Alchemist Level 15 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 20/34 Gold: 40 Equipment: Zeta and Sigma (WP: 13, dual strike, daggers), Leather Gloves (For Mixture, the die is rolled three times instead of twice, and the highest two results determine the created item; suitable to alchemists; handwear), Masque (Immune to cursed, jinxed, hexed, transcended and blessed, accessory, suitable to members of the Order of the Crimson Crown) Inventory: 5 Potions, 2 Remedies, Phoenix Essence, Cloud of Celerity Everyone please choose an action. Party leader, please create a battle order.

Didn't I give my Amethyst to Elnath earlier during the prison attack? Also, just so you know, Greaves are a form of leg armor, you might be thinking of Gauntlets? Just trying to prevent any future confusion. Miderun seems...pleased, as the elves finally form up for combat, lifting up her club and looking around the enemies. "Leave El-Akuist alone, for now. Elnath, use your Scroll of Arc Blind, stay in the back. Kiray, can you hit that vahlsar tin man?" The orc points at Vuentei. "He is too strong for most of us. Bain, kill the Star Elf Deputy, back row. Everyone else spread out." Miderun swings her club at the Star Elf Phalanx Leader from the back row. Battle Order Kiray >Elnath uses Scroll of Arc Blindness Bobby >Miderun vs. Phalanx Leader >Bain vs. Deputy Bobby Mhinak Germ Inki Na'im

I'm pretty certain you can't do that.

"I wasn't talking about the orcs." "That relationship is OVER," barked Miderun. She glanced at the party. "They're stalling us. We need to attack now."

I'll assume Mortimer is using the Lightning Bomb on the automatons. AoE attacks only affect one party. Round One of Lady Luck's Royale >Mortimer uses Lightning Bomb (Automatons) - (5 lightning damage, Drones KO'd) >Annienal vs. Reg (Training) - Critical Hit (24/2 - 5 = 7 damage) >Avina vs. Briar (Zeta/Sigma) - Hit (28/2 = 14 x 2 = 28 damage) >Kellim vs. Big Red - Special Damage: Good as Newish (No effect) >Calamity blinds Reg - Success (-1 ether, negative effect avoided) Snapshot A vs. Briar - (10 damage) Snapshot B vs. Mortimer - (10/2 - 58 = 0 damage) Snapshot C vs. Big Red - (10 damage) Fixit A vs. Annienal - (15/2 - 10 = 0 damage) Fixit B vs. Avina - (15/2 = 7 damage) Fixit C vs. Kellim - (15/2 - 4 = 3 damage) Drone D enters battle Calamity blessed and transcended (+10% health, +1 ether) Mortimer lobs a lightning bomb that short-circuits all the automaton Drones. Annienal, Avina, and Kellim advance on the Sewer Wolves, but they can't dish out all that much damage. Calamity's spell is successful, but Reg manages to shrug off its effects. The remainder of the automatons deal out hits to both parties, and reinforcements start arriving. "Damned machine..." Avina pushes back the automaton that bashed her with its wrench. "I have plenty of Potions and it won't take me a moment to use them, if needed." Three-Way Battle -Rolls of Damage, Special Damage, and Free Hits have a 50/50 chance of instead targeting a random member of the other enemy party instead of at the hero. Area of effect attacks only damage the party being targeted. This includes enemy AoE attacks. -If an enemy's Free Hit targets a member of the other enemy, free hit order is not disrupted (If Automaton A's free hit against Em instead damages Reg, Automaton B will again target Em) -Heroes can spend one turn to pick up one of their weapons -A new automaton spawns at the end of every round -The Sewer Wolves must all be knocked out Sewer Wolves Reg Goldjaw *Immune to instant kill* *50/50 chance to avoid negative effects* Level 42 Humanoid Health: 569/576 Defense: 5 Special I: Assault - Reg Goldjaw advances on the hero, Favoring them, dealing triple damage to them whenever damage is dealt. Special II: Battery – Reg Goldjaw deals 21 damage to the hero, ignoring row and defense. Special III: Third Strike – Reg Goldjaw knocks out the hero instantly. Specials used in order. Drops: Mead Briar *Immune to blinded and sealed* Level 30 Humanoid Health: 362/400 Special: Battleaxe Barrage - Briar deals damage to all heroes equal to their level, disregarding row. Drops: 60 gold, Double Rainbow Big Red *Immune to sealed, cursed, and jinxed* Level 40 Holy Humanoid Health: 250/260 Ether: 5/5 Special: Good as Newish – Big Red removes all negative effects from his party at the cost of one ether per negative effect. Passive Special: Red Cross - Big Red is strictly a healer. Rather than dealing Damage or Free Hits, he heals the Sewer Wolf with the least health equal to his level at the cost of one ether. If no Sewer Wolf is injured, he does nothing. If he is out of ether, he will use a Tonic. Drops: Tonic x3, 25 gold, Renegade’s Crook (WP: 10, successful healing also poisons the target’s weapon by 3, staff) Automatons Eubric Knight Automaton MK2D “Drone” Level 5 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 10/10 Special: SWARM – Drone deals damage ignoring row and defense equal to the number of Drones in its Mob. Passive Special: CLUSTER – Drone will form a Mob with another random Drone if left untargeted. Drops: 5 gold Eubric Knight Automaton MK7A “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 20/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7B “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 20/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7C “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 20/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK11A “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Eubric Knight Automaton MK11B “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Eubric Knight Automaton MK11C “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 40/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Party Mortimer "Em" Mahzan (Emjajoas) Unknown age human male Warden *Immune to Electricity, Fire, Water, and Ice* *Half damage from elemental attacks* *Party Leader* *Reinforced* Level 25 Power Bonus: 6 Defense: 29 58 Health: 46/46 Gold: 304 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:16, permanent poisoned 17, cursed), Vigilant (SP 12, halved damage from elemental attacks, immune to Electricity, Fire, and Water; shield), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory, Power +4, SP +4, Max. Health +4, Max. Ether +4. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year), Frost Helm (SP: 3, immune to ice, suitable for anyone, headwear) Inventory: Weapons: Blazing Bow (WP: 14, Fire-elemental), Doppelganger (WP:10, Retribution: The user inflicts any negative effects he or she has on the target enemy on successful hits; longsword), Balanced Main-Gauce (WP: 10, Riposte has a 1/6 chance of instantly killing the/each target, dagger, suitable only for marauders), Crescent Shield (SP: 5, halved damage from elemental attacks, shield), Carpenter's Gloves (Enhancement is automatically successful, traps deal double damage, handwear, suitable for artisans), Wolfish Fedora (+5 WP for each standing hero with Wolfgang reputation and Wolfgang NPC in the party, headwear, suitable for heroes with Wolfgang reputation) Consumables: Health Core x5, Potion, Remedy, Mead, Venom, Phoenix Esssence (4), Ambrosia (4), Mulled Wine (2), Feather of Flight (Allows the user to flee from the battle when used.), Nostrum, Smelling Salts, Elixir, Bone, Smoke Bomb (5), Floral Bomb (2), Ice Bomb (2), Lightning Bomb, Fire Bomb, Water Bomb (2), Holy Bomb (2), Dirt Bomb (2), Air Bomb (2), Chaotic Bomb (100 random elemental damage to all opponents) Misc: Bedroll (2), Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Reaper's Heart, Mythril Shard (1), Amethyst, 5 Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Oath of Renewal (When the targeted enemy is killed, the Vindicator regains full health. Oath, suitable for vindicators), Lover's Lyrics (Minstrel's Battle Song; deal the enamored-effect to all enemies at the cost of 1 ether per affected enemy.) Annienal Anavir (Kintobor) "19" year old elven female Mystic Knight *Bonaparte Reputation* *Immunity to Earth and Fragile* *Takes half damage from elemental attacks* *Aura of Honor* *Master of the Order* Level 16 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 31/31 Ether: 20/20 Gold: 0 Equipment: Bonaparte Cutlass (WP:9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes; longsword), Crescent Shield (SP: 5, Halved Damage from elemental attacks; shield), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, immunity to fragile, body wear, suitable for barbarians, knights, dragoons, skirmishers, regulators, and vindicators), Locustoid Greaves (Max Ether +4, immune to Earth, suitable to ether users, hand wear) Inventory: Ammit (WP: 6; greatsword, user gains 5 ether for every kill), Anointed Gladius (WP: 8, deals damage undead; great sword), Sanctified Rito Longsword (WP: 4, Hits doubled against flying enemies, longsword), Training Sword (WP:4), Shark’s Tooth (Power increased by 5 against Aquatics, Accessory), Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear), Lethauros Fellwings (SP: 3, wearer is immune to Sudden Death, backwear), Tobacco Pouch (1/2 Chance of Blinding with attacks, accessory), Helmet (Max Health +1, headwear), Pauldrons (SP: 2, suitable for knights, dragoons, and skirmishers; accessory), Plain Shield (SP: 5), Lethauros Mask (SP: 2, wearer deals double damage to Beasts and Vermin, headwear, suitable to everyone) Emerald (Wood), Sapphire (Wind), Aquamarine (Water), Amethyst (Darkness), Topaz (Lightning), Mythril Shard Consumables: 3x Potions, Grand Potion, Field Rations (Restore 15 health), 2x Phoenix Essences, 4x Remedies, Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Pickaxe, x2 Grand Tonics Scrolls: Scroll of Fire Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to fire for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Ice Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to ice for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Water Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to water for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Wood Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to wood for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether) Calamity (Scubacarrot) *Blessed* *Your Holiness* *Transcended* 24 year old human Mage Level 6 Power bonus: 2 (spell) Health: 10/10 Ether: 10/10 Gold: 81 Equipment: Skull-Topped Staff (WP: 3, staff), Gold skin Gloves (Spell power +2, Usable by mages, Handwear) Inventory: Bedroll, 4x Potion, 3x Tonic,4x Remedy, Scroll of Blindness (Enables casting the Blinded-effect to the target, making it unable to use a physical attack for the next three rounds. Each casting has a 50/50 chance of success and costs 1 ether.), Amethyst Keliim (Mencot) *Encouraged* 35 years old male human Barbarian Level 10 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 14/17 Defense: 2 (doubled against free hits) Gold: 7 Equipment: Dwarven Orichalcum Axe (WP: 5), Heroic Helm (Headwear, SP:2, Helm's SP doubles on free hits) Inventory: Order Imperial Longsword (WP: 5),Really Hard Helmet (SP: 2, Immunity to Rock), Королева's Blessing (When equipped the player gains the ability to Animal Speak to Spiders only, and all spiders are Enamored with him for the first three rounds of battle, accessory), Scarab Shield (SP3 Shield, bearer takes half damage from vermin) Consumables: x10 Potion, Grand Potion, 2X Mead, 1X Smelling salt, 2X Smoke Bomb, 1X Poison, 1X Dirt Bomb, Demeter Bomb (Deals 100 wood-elemental damage to all opponents when used.) Misc: Shovel, 2X Obsidian Shard: may be affixed to a blunt weapon to give the Bleeding 2 effect for one battle. 2X Charion beetle horn. 1 X Crystal Shard(treasure item, worth 20 gold) Avina Truenal, Crimson Crown Alchemaster (NPC, controlled by Emjajoas) *Immune to Cursed, Jinxed, Hexed, Transcended, and Blessed* 36 years old female human Alchemist Level 15 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 27/34 Gold: 40 Equipment: Zeta and Sigma (WP: 13, dual strike, daggers), Leather Gloves (For Mixture, the die is rolled three times instead of twice, and the highest two results determine the created item; suitable to alchemists; handwear), Masque (Immune to cursed, jinxed, hexed, transcended and blessed, accessory, suitable to members of the Order of the Crimson Crown) Inventory: 5 Potions, 2 Remedies, Phoenix Essence, Cloud of Celerity Everyone please choose an action. Party leader, please create a battle order.

Being kind of a dick - for my level-headedness, my friendly attitude, and even temperament even in the face of extreme adversity. From Hinckley. Ass - a follow-up. Also from Hinckley.

Atramor used to be straight up Chaotic Good. Then he shifted over to Neutral for a while now he's trying to figure out where the hell he fits on the Chaotic/Lawful spectrum but it's probably back to the former. Miderun...is probably Lawful Neutral, and she sees Heroica as the Law. Traitors and broken oaths upset her just as much if not more than some outright Evil stuff and her response to most situations is "kill all the bad guys", but her definition of 'bad' is everyone who's not cooperative with her/Heroica.

"A lot. But I usually let me weapons do that for me." Miderun glares at the Star Elves. "Delivering justice. That's our role. Gods are not meant to lead and coddle, something they will see the error of shortly," snapped the orc.

Reg looked between the heroes and the machines - weighing his pride against his chances of survival. "...screw that. Sewer Wolves, let's get the hell out of here!" "YES SIR!!" "Not a chance!" Avina glances at the party. "We need to take them down before they escape, they could still have information we need." Calamity looks towards the door, and she can spot an ogre-sized foot lying out there. It's a safe bet the party's weapons are still in his hands. "My advice is hightail it out of here, we're leaving!" "Their armor is weak between the arm and the shoulderplate and at the hip, from what it looks like. They seem to be running on overcharged ether cores, how do someone get enough ether to do that?" "...right, everyone get back, let the heroes handle this." "Sure thing, see ya around." Reg pushes over his table, giving him and the Sewer Wolves some paltry cover as they attempt to fight their way out through the automatons, while also trying to fend off the heroes. "CAUTION: SUSPECT ATTEMPTING TO FLEE. SIGNALLING REINFORCEMENTS." The automatons divided their attention between the Sewer Wolves and the party. PREPARE FOR THREE-WAY BATTLE!!! -Rolls of Damage, Special Damage, and Free Hits have a 50/50 chance of instead targeting a random member of the other enemy party instead of at the hero. Area of effect attacks only damage the party being targeted. This includes enemy AoE attacks. -If an enemy's Free Hit targets a member of the other enemy, free hit order is not disrupted (If Automaton A's free hit against Em instead damages Reg, Automaton B will again target Em) -Heroes can spend one turn to pick up one of their weapons -A new automaton spawns at the end of every round -The Sewer Wolves must all be knocked out Sewer Wolves Reg Goldjaw *Immune to instant kill* *50/50 chance to avoid negative effects* Level 42 Humanoid Health: 576/576 Defense: 5 Special I: Assault - Reg Goldjaw advances on the hero, Favoring them, dealing triple damage to them whenever damage is dealt. Special II: Battery – Reg Goldjaw deals 21 damage to the hero, ignoring row and defense. Special III: Third Strike – Reg Goldjaw knocks out the hero instantly. Specials used in order. Drops: Mead Briar *Immune to blinded and sealed* Level 30 Humanoid Health: 400/400 Special: Battleaxe Barrage - Briar deals damage to all heroes equal to their level, disregarding row. Drops: 60 gold, Double Rainbow Big Red *Immune to sealed, cursed, and jinxed* Level 40 Holy Humanoid Health: 260/260 Ether: 5/5 Special: Good as Newish – Big Red removes all negative effects from his party at the cost of one ether per negative effect. Passive Special: Red Cross - Big Red is strictly a healer. Rather than dealing Damage or Free Hits, he heals the Sewer Wolf with the least health equal to his level at the cost of one ether. If no Sewer Wolf is injured, he does nothing. If he is out of ether, he will use a Tonic. Drops: Tonic x3, 25 gold, Renegade’s Crook (WP: 10, successful healing also poisons the target’s weapon by 3, staff) Automatons Eubric Knight Automaton MK2A “Drone” Level 5 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 10/10 Special: SWARM – Drone deals damage ignoring row and defense equal to the number of Drones in its Mob. Passive Special: CLUSTER – Drone will form a Mob with another random Drone if left untargeted. Drops: 5 gold Eubric Knight Automaton MK2B “Drone” Level 5 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 10/10 Special: SWARM – Drone deals damage ignoring row and defense equal to the number of Drones in its Mob. Passive Special: CLUSTER – Drone will form a Mob with another random Drone if left untargeted. Drops: 5 gold Eubric Knight Automaton MK2C “Drone” Level 5 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 10/10 Special: SWARM – Drone deals damage ignoring row and defense equal to the number of Drones in its Mob. Passive Special: CLUSTER – Drone will form a Mob with another random Drone if left untargeted. Drops: 5 gold Eubric Knight Automaton MK7A “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 30/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7B “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 30/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK7C “Snapshot” Level 10 Light Mechanical Health: 30/30 Special: DEBILITATE – Snapshot stuns the target for the next turn and blinds them for the next three. Drops: Light Bomb Eubric Knight Automaton MK11A “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 50/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Eubric Knight Automaton MK11B “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 50/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Eubric Knight Automaton MK11C “Fixit” Level 15 Humanoid Mechanical Health: 50/50 Special: REPAIR – Fixit repairs the automaton with the lowest health by health equal to their combined levels. Drops: Depleted Ether Core (Restores half the user's maximum ether) Party Mortimer "Em" Mahzan (Emjajoas) Unknown age human male Warden *Immune to Electricity, Fire, Water, and Ice* *Half damage from elemental attacks* *Party Leader* *Reinforced* Level 25 Power Bonus: 6 Defense: 29 58 Health: 46/46 Gold: 304 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:16, permanent poisoned 17, cursed), Vigilant (SP 12, halved damage from elemental attacks, immune to Electricity, Fire, and Water; shield), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory, Power +4, SP +4, Max. Health +4, Max. Ether +4. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year), Frost Helm (SP: 3, immune to ice, suitable for anyone, headwear) Inventory: Weapons: Blazing Bow (WP: 14, Fire-elemental), Doppelganger (WP:10, Retribution: The user inflicts any negative effects he or she has on the target enemy on successful hits; longsword), Balanced Main-Gauce (WP: 10, Riposte has a 1/6 chance of instantly killing the/each target, dagger, suitable only for marauders), Crescent Shield (SP: 5, halved damage from elemental attacks, shield), Carpenter's Gloves (Enhancement is automatically successful, traps deal double damage, handwear, suitable for artisans), Wolfish Fedora (+5 WP for each standing hero with Wolfgang reputation and Wolfgang NPC in the party, headwear, suitable for heroes with Wolfgang reputation) Consumables: Health Core x5, Potion, Remedy, Mead, Venom, Phoenix Esssence (4), Ambrosia (4), Mulled Wine (2), Feather of Flight (Allows the user to flee from the battle when used.), Nostrum, Smelling Salts, Elixir, Bone, Smoke Bomb (5), Floral Bomb (2), Ice Bomb (2), Lightning Bomb (2), Fire Bomb, Water Bomb (2), Holy Bomb (2), Dirt Bomb (2), Air Bomb (2), Chaotic Bomb (100 random elemental damage to all opponents) Misc: Bedroll (2), Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Reaper's Heart, Mythril Shard (1), Amethyst, 5 Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Oath of Renewal (When the targeted enemy is killed, the Vindicator regains full health. Oath, suitable for vindicators), Lover's Lyrics (Minstrel's Battle Song; deal the enamored-effect to all enemies at the cost of 1 ether per affected enemy.) Annienal Anavir (Kintobor) "19" year old elven female Mystic Knight *Bonaparte Reputation* *Immunity to Earth and Fragile* *Takes half damage from elemental attacks* *Aura of Honor* *Master of the Order* Level 16 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 31/31 Ether: 20/20 Gold: 0 Equipment: Bonaparte Cutlass (WP:9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes; longsword), Crescent Shield (SP: 5, Halved Damage from elemental attacks; shield), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, immunity to fragile, body wear, suitable for barbarians, knights, dragoons, skirmishers, regulators, and vindicators), Locustoid Greaves (Max Ether +4, immune to Earth, suitable to ether users, hand wear) Inventory: Ammit (WP: 6; greatsword, user gains 5 ether for every kill), Anointed Gladius (WP: 8, deals damage undead; great sword), Sanctified Rito Longsword (WP: 4, Hits doubled against flying enemies, longsword), Training Sword (WP:4), Shark’s Tooth (Power increased by 5 against Aquatics, Accessory), Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear), Lethauros Fellwings (SP: 3, wearer is immune to Sudden Death, backwear), Tobacco Pouch (1/2 Chance of Blinding with attacks, accessory), Helmet (Max Health +1, headwear), Pauldrons (SP: 2, suitable for knights, dragoons, and skirmishers; accessory), Plain Shield (SP: 5), Lethauros Mask (SP: 2, wearer deals double damage to Beasts and Vermin, headwear, suitable to everyone) Emerald (Wood), Sapphire (Wind), Aquamarine (Water), Amethyst (Darkness), Topaz (Lightning), Mythril Shard Consumables: 3x Potions, Grand Potion, Field Rations (Restore 15 health), 2x Phoenix Essences, 4x Remedies, Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Pickaxe, x2 Grand Tonics Scrolls: Scroll of Fire Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to fire for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Ice Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to ice for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Water Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to water for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Wood Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to wood for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether) Calamity (Scubacarrot) *Blessed* *Your Holiness* *Transcended* 24 year old human Mage Level 6 Power bonus: 2 (spell) Health: 10/10 Ether: 10/10 Gold: 81 Equipment: Skull-Topped Staff (WP: 3, staff), Gold skin Gloves (Spell power +2, Usable by mages, Handwear) Inventory: Bedroll, 4x Potion, 3x Tonic,4x Remedy, Scroll of Blindness (Enables casting the Blinded-effect to the target, making it unable to use a physical attack for the next three rounds. Each casting has a 50/50 chance of success and costs 1 ether.), Amethyst Keliim (Mencot) *Encouraged* 35 years old male human Barbarian Level 10 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 17/17 Defense: 2 (doubled against free hits) Gold: 7 Equipment: Dwarven Orichalcum Axe (WP: 5), Heroic Helm (Headwear, SP:2, Helm's SP doubles on free hits) Inventory: Order Imperial Longsword (WP: 5),Really Hard Helmet (SP: 2, Immunity to Rock), Королева's Blessing (When equipped the player gains the ability to Animal Speak to Spiders only, and all spiders are Enamored with him for the first three rounds of battle, accessory), Scarab Shield (SP3 Shield, bearer takes half damage from vermin) Consumables: x10 Potion, Grand Potion, 2X Mead, 1X Smelling salt, 2X Smoke Bomb, 1X Poison, 1X Dirt Bomb, Demeter Bomb (Deals 100 wood-elemental damage to all opponents when used.) Misc: Shovel, 2X Obsidian Shard: may be affixed to a blunt weapon to give the Bleeding 2 effect for one battle. 2X Charion beetle horn. 1 X Crystal Shard(treasure item, worth 20 gold) Avina Truenal, Crimson Crown Alchemaster (NPC, controlled by Emjajoas) *Immune to Cursed, Jinxed, Hexed, Transcended, and Blessed* 36 years old female human Alchemist Level 15 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 34/34 Gold: 40 Equipment: Zeta and Sigma (WP: 13, dual strike, daggers), Leather Gloves (For Mixture, the die is rolled three times instead of twice, and the highest two results determine the created item; suitable to alchemists; handwear), Masque (Immune to cursed, jinxed, hexed, transcended and blessed, accessory, suitable to members of the Order of the Crimson Crown) Inventory: 5 Potions, 2 Remedies, Phoenix Essence, Cloud of Celerity Everyone please choose an action. Party leader, please create a battle order.

"Maybe the Trench has what we're lookin' for. Somethin' has to be screwin' over these Mythril shipments.

Sorry for the delay. Battle is imminent, I just want to make sure everyone's stats are right. "That spineless coward?! I would never even consider-" "Sure, done." "I- excuse me?! Oh, for- give me that gold, I'll show you how it's done." Each elf looked at Annienal expectantly, but the mystic knight was penniless. "We'll see about that." "That's not what it looks like to me." "Fine. Bring it on." Some of the party members attempt to look out the door: but before they can get near it, it's blown open inward. A virtual legion of heavily armored and padded automatons is standing right outside Lady Luck's Locale. It's impossible to count them all, and the heroes can't tell how far the line goes. Some of them steps inside, whirring and clanking echoing from underneath his heavy armor plating. "Oh, hell, again?" "GODS THEY'RE BACK!!!" The Wolfgangers group up and prepare for combat. The working girls all back up. The machines articulate their words loudly, synthetically, without emotion, and in unison in groups. "WARNING: DISCONTINUE AGGRESSIVE CONDUCT." "..damn it. Someone get the madame before-" "WARNING: REPEAT OFFENDERS DETECTED IN DISTURBANCE ZONE." "Wh- Reg, I think they mean us!" "I know. Get ready for round two, boys." "WARNING: HOSTILES EXACERBATED. ENABLING CRIMINAL CEASE AND DESIST PROTOC-" Suddenly, all at once, the automatons turn to face the heroes. Their tone suddenly changes...drastically. "HEROES DETECTED. APPLIED USE OF LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED. DISABLING SAFETY BLOCKS. PREDJUDICE SET TO MAXIMUM." "Hmph. They really don't like you." Party Mortimer "Em" Mahzan (Emjajoas) Unknown age human male Warden *Immune to Electricity, Fire, Water, and Ice* *Half damage from elemental attacks* *Party Leader* Level 25 Power Bonus: 5 Defense: 28 Health: 45/45 Gold: 304 Equipment: Tritech Handcannon (WP:16, permanent poisoned 17, cursed), Vigilant (SP 12, halved damage from elemental attacks, immune to Electricity, Fire, and Water; shield), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory, Power +3, SP +3, Max. Health +3, Max. Ether +3. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year), Frost Helm (SP: 3, immune to ice, suitable for anyone, headwear) Inventory: Weapons: Blazing Bow (WP: 14, Fire-elemental), Doppelganger (WP:10, Retribution: The user inflicts any negative effects he or she has on the target enemy on successful hits; longsword), Balanced Main-Gauce (WP: 10, Riposte has a 1/6 chance of instantly killing the/each target, dagger, suitable only for marauders), Crescent Shield (SP: 5, halved damage from elemental attacks, shield), Carpenter's Gloves (Enhancement is automatically successful, traps deal double damage, handwear, suitable for artisans), Wolfish Fedora (+5 WP for each standing hero with Wolfgang reputation and Wolfgang NPC in the party, headwear, suitable for heroes with Wolfgang reputation) Consumables: Health Core x5, Potion, Remedy, Mead, Venom, Phoenix Esssence (4), Ambrosia (4), Mulled Wine (2), Feather of Flight (Allows the user to flee from the battle when used.), Nostrum, Smelling Salts, Elixir, Bone, Smoke Bomb (5), Floral Bomb (2), Ice Bomb (2), Lightning Bomb (2), Fire Bomb, Water Bomb (2), Holy Bomb (2), Dirt Bomb (2), Air Bomb (2), Chaotic Bomb (100 random elemental damage to all opponents) Misc: Bedroll (2), Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Reaper's Heart, Mythril Shard (1), Amethyst, 5 Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Oath of Renewal (When the targeted enemy is killed, the Vindicator regains full health. Oath, suitable for vindicators), Lover's Lyrics (Minstrel's Battle Song; deal the enamored-effect to all enemies at the cost of 1 ether per affected enemy.) Annienal Anavir (Kintobor) "19" year old elven female Mystic Knight *Bonaparte Reputation* *Immunity to Earth and Fragile* *Takes half damage from elemental attacks* *Aura of Honor* *Master of the Order* Level 16 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 31/31 Ether: 20/20 Gold: 0 Equipment: Bonaparte Cutlass (WP:9, doubled if the user has reputation among the Bonapartes; longsword), Crescent Shield (SP: 5, Halved Damage from elemental attacks; shield), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, immunity to fragile, body wear, suitable for barbarians, knights, dragoons, skirmishers, regulators, and vindicators), Locustoid Greaves (Max Ether +4, immune to Earth, suitable to ether users, hand wear) Inventory: Ammit (WP: 6; greatsword, user gains 5 ether for every kill), Anointed Gladius (WP: 8, deals damage undead; great sword), Sanctified Rito Longsword (WP: 4, Hits doubled against flying enemies, longsword), Training Sword (WP:4), Shark’s Tooth (Power increased by 5 against Aquatics, Accessory), Tridentian Cape (Max Ether +3; protects from Blinded effect; suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers and scholars; backwear), Lethauros Fellwings (SP: 3, wearer is immune to Sudden Death, backwear), Tobacco Pouch (1/2 Chance of Blinding with attacks, accessory), Helmet (Max Health +1, headwear), Pauldrons (SP: 2, suitable for knights, dragoons, and skirmishers; accessory), Plain Shield (SP: 5), Lethauros Mask (SP: 2, wearer deals double damage to Beasts and Vermin, headwear, suitable to everyone) Emerald (Wood), Sapphire (Wind), Aquamarine (Water), Amethyst (Darkness), Topaz (Lightning), Mythril Shard Consumables: 3x Potions, Grand Potion, Field Rations (Restore 15 health), 2x Phoenix Essences, 4x Remedies, Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Pickaxe, x2 Grand Tonics Scrolls: Scroll of Fire Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to fire for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Ice Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to ice for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Water Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to water for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether), Scroll of Wood Warding (1/2 chance to make the target immune to wood for the duration of one battle at the cost of 1 ether) Calamity (Scubacarrot) *Blessed* *Your Holiness* *Transcended* 24 year old human Mage Level 6 Power bonus: 2 (spell) Health: 10/10 Ether: 10/10 Gold: 81 Equipment: Skull-Topped Staff (WP: 3, staff), Gold skin Gloves (Spell power +2, Usable by mages, Handwear) Inventory: Bedroll, 4x Potion, 3x Tonic,4x Remedy, Scroll of Blindness (Enables casting the Blinded-effect to the target, making it unable to use a physical attack for the next three rounds. Each casting has a 50/50 chance of success and costs 1 ether.), Amethyst Keliim (Mencot) 35 years old male human Barbarian Level 10 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 17/17 Defense: 2 (doubled against free hits) Gold: 7 Equipment: Dwarven Orichalcum Axe (WP: 5), Heroic Helm (Headwear, SP:2, Helm's SP doubles on free hits) Inventory: Order Imperial Longsword (WP: 5),Really Hard Helmet (SP: 2, Immunity to Rock), Королева's Blessing (When equipped the player gains the ability to Animal Speak to Spiders only, and all spiders are Enamored with him for the first three rounds of battle, accessory), Scarab Shield (SP3 Shield, bearer takes half damage from vermin) Consumables: x10 Potion, Grand Potion, 3X Mead, 1X Smelling salt, 2X Smoke Bomb, 1X Poison, 1X Dirt Bomb, Demeter Bomb (Deals 100 wood-elemental damage to all opponents when used.) Misc: Shovel, 2X Obsidian Shard: may be affixed to a blunt weapon to give the Bleeding 2 effect for one battle. 2X Charion beetle horn. 1 X Crystal Shard(treasure item, worth 20 gold) Avina Truenal, Crimson Crown Alchemaster (NPC, controlled by Emjajoas) *Immune to Cursed, Jinxed, Hexed, Transcended, and Blessed* 36 years old female human Alchemist Level 15 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 34/34 Gold: 40 Equipment: Zeta and Sigma (WP: 13, dual strike, daggers), Leather Gloves (For Mixture, the die is rolled three times instead of twice, and the highest two results determine the created item; suitable to alchemists; handwear), Masque (Immune to cursed, jinxed, hexed, transcended and blessed, accessory, suitable to members of the Order of the Crimson Crown) Inventory: 5 Potions, 2 Remedies, Phoenix Essence, Cloud of Celerity

Let's not forget that the entire Phase I of the MCU was an elaborate publicity stunt conceived to serve as a glorified ad campaign to give a shot in the arm to the shawarma market.

"....This is stupid." Miderun pushed open the fourth door.

"Mhinak, check if the first door is trapped. This gives me a headache." "There's no traps on the third door, so it's a lie, of course. Who comes up with this? This is dumb," grumbled Miderun stubbornly. "Whoever wrote this should be standing here so we can kill him and move on."

"None of your damned business." Reg shoves Kellim backward with surprising strength. "I've been at this for years, kid. If you're looking for a brawl, start smaller than Reg Goldjaw." "Then you can piss off right now. I'm not telling you anything. The Sewer Wolves don't need your help handling their own issues." "This issue goes behind you, imbecile. The fate of mortalkind's future could be at stake-" "Shove off, lady." Diamond then arrived at the table, looking between Reg and the heroes with concern. "Excuse me, but we don't usually tolerate violence in here. If both of you don't calm down, I'm going to have to have you removed." Emerald opens her mouth to respond, but Topaz gets there first. "Of course, what is it?" "I was about to say that." The tensions were running very high. Briar and Big Red were ambling over to Reg's side, who was now cracking his knuckles, looking ready for a fight. A few of the heroes could swear they heard something like a muted, distant crash, though where it came from was unclear.

Because he's recreated the end of Ragnarok 2, which is really awesome. I knew I recognized a lot of those corpses.

Thanks for the awesome game TPRU.

"This ain't the time to be squeezin' coin outta this bastard, Nur. He has much bigger problems on his hands right now." Atramor shuffled his Decamon deck idly. "You're at the heart at quite a bit of our evidence, mate."