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Round Two of Raging Rapids Ruuuummblllleeee! >Amma vs. Aepyornis A (Lightning) - Shield: Ring of Might and Magic (40 damage to all enemies, 40 lightning damage to all enemies, Silver Carp KO'd, -1 ether) >Nagure vs. Aepyornis D (Bident) - Shield: War Cry (All allies encouraged) >Pretzel vs. Silver Carp A Aepyornis D (Dual Staff) - Hit (28 x 2 x 2 x 2/2 = 56 damage) >Hybros vs. Aepyornis C (SOAH) - Lethal Hit Critical Lethal Hit (71/2 x 2 = 71 damage, assassination, +1 WP) >Nur vs. Aepyornis B (Unlucky Horseshoe) - Critical Hit (50 x 2 = 100 damage, Aepyornis B jinxed) >Hybros vs. Silver Carp B Aepyornis D (SOAH) - Critical Lethal Hit Shield: Grim Reaper (Aepyornis B assassinated, +1 WP) >Sylph vs. Aepyornis D (Spinning Bolas) - Hit (33 x 2 = 66 damage) Aepyornis A uses free hit on Amma - (19/2 - 25 = 0 damage) Aepyornis D uses free hit on Nagure - (19/2 - 25 = 0 damage) Geofon is a blur as Stigveladi cuts into the water, her crown glowing brilliantly as she electrocutes the fish to their deaths. Nagure roars in satisfaction as Hybros starts cleaning up the mess. Enemies Aepyornis A *Hastened* Type: Flying? Level: 19 Health: 127/282 Special: Road Runner – Causes slowed-effect to the target. Drops: Smelling Salts Note: Aepyornis is permanently hastened. Aepyornis D *Hastened* Type: Flying? Level: 19 Health: 40/282 Special: Road Runner – Causes slowed-effect to the target. Drops: Smelling Salts Note: Aepyornis is permanently hastened. Party Hybros 52-year-old male imp Assassin *Hastened* *Immune to Cursed, Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened* *Immune to all elements* *Lucky* *Party Leader* *Encouraged* Level: 28 Power Bonus: 1 Defense: 0 Health: 26/43 Gold: 970 GP: 1 Equipment: Sword of Ancestral Hatred (WP: 23, gains 1 WP every kill made with it, light- and darkness-elemental; longsword), Golden Armor (user is permanently hastened and cursed, fire-, water-, earth-, wind-, wood-, ice-, lightning-, darkness-, light-elemental, grants immunity to Sleep, Blindness, Confusion, Frailty, and Weakening; bodywear), Cloak of the Red Assassin (Chance of Assassination is 1/3, suitable for Assassins; backwear), The Black Hat (Suitable for anyone, grants Intimidation, immune to darkness and cursed, headwear) Inventory: Zoot's Reaper (WP:15, earth-elemental; scythe), Clock Cog (WP: 14, retrievable), Banana Bladerang (WP:9, damage all, retrievable), Justice (WP:8, blinded-effect, dagger), Twin Kunai (WP:6, dual strike, dagger), Spinning Bolas (WP: 5, deals the Slowed effect, but the effect is removed when retrieved; retrievable), Wrench (WP:3, decreases the target’s level by 1, retrievable), Cloak of the Blue Assassin (SP:1, suitable to Rogues; backwear), Sterile Gloves, 14 Potions, 15 Grand Potions, 22 Health Cores, Tiger Balm, 14 Remedies, 2 Neutralizers, 3 Elixirs, 4 Phoenix Essences, 2 Deadly Venoms, 3 Smoke Bombs, 3 Lightning Bombs, 3 Holy Bombs, 10 Nostrums, 3 Meads, 3 Mulled Wines, Minimizing Dust, Bedroll, Shovel, Skeleton Decoy, Bone, 4 Mythril Shards, Copy of The Eubric Herald (Gives the target the transcended- and inspired- effects for the duration of one battle) En Sabah Nur (Jebediahs) 31 year old male human, Evoker *Slowed* *Encouraged* Level 27.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 1 Health: 37/44 Ether: 28/32 Gold: 928 GP: 1 Equipment: Quarterstaff (WP:12/24 against humanoids, suitable for mages, clerics and necromancers ), Traveler's Cloak (SP: 1, Backwear ), Lichen Armour (The wearer’s ether is counted as additional health if health is depleted, suitable to classes with ether,Bodywear ), Medal of Glory (Allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles, accessory) Inventory: Unlucky Horseshoe (WP:13, retrievable, causes jinxed-effect; throwing weapon), Magic Mirror (The user reflects all ether-based attacks back to the caster without getting damaged by them, Accessory), Snake Eye Charm(petrify immunity), Garnet (Earth), Aquamarine (Water), Topaz (Lightning), Ruby (Fire), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Tonics, Grand Tonic, 3 Ether Cores, Level Up Mushroom (Grants one full level upon consumption), 2 Phoenix Essences, Phoenix Incense, 3 Venoms, 4 Remedies, 2 Smoke Bombs, 2 Deadly Venoms, 3 Meads, Smelling Salts, 3 Fire Bombs, 3 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 10 Water Bombs, 3 Dirt Bombs, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Holy bombs, 10 bones, 2 Titan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Milk (restores 15 health and 15 ether upon consumption), Garnet Lamp of Summoning (2/3 uses left)*, Sedge Hat (+4 Ether, Headwear ), Sangriste Dagger (WP: 5), En, Sabah, Nur (Shurikens 3/3, WP: 5), Bedroll, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, Scroll of Confusion Summons: Earthen Shield (Garnet) Emerald the Rockling (Ruby) Chidoris Obelisk (Topaz) B.A.S.H. (Aquamarine) Monk Pretzel and His 99 Pieces, (Played by Palathadric) 463-year-old male "hermit" Paladin *Immune to Sealed, Fragile, and Blinded* *Encouraged* Level: 20.33 Power Bonus: +5, in the Front Row Defense: 12 (17, in the Back Row) Health: 41/41 Ether: 28/29 Gold: 465 GP: 1 Equipment: Conspirator (WP; 15; deals "Blinded" effect; Longsword), Fashionable Shield (SP:7), Strategist's Shako (Suitable for anyone, +5 power while in the front row, +5 SP while in the back, headwear), Sealed Heavy Armour of Brilliance(Bodywear, SP:5,Immune: fragile, blinded, sealed effects), Fire Amulet (Accessory, Makes physical attacks do double damage to all enemies that are weak to fire) Inventory: The Muckraker (WP: 13; Earth, Water, Wood; deals "Weakened" effect; Greatsword), Dual staff (WP:8, ice and lightning elemental, dual strike), Flying Cross (WP:6; Darkness, Fire, Wind; Broomstick), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires on successful hits, suitable for all), Impervious Shield (SP: 5) (Grants immunity to Fire), Soothing Slippers (Footwear, Meditate restores 5 ether), Shackles of War, Scroll of Sealing, Potion (2), Grand Potion (4), Ether Core (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Neutralizer, Grand Elixir (Restores full health and ether to target and remedies all negative effects), Venom (2), Deadly Venom (5), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (3), Holy Bomb, Bone (3), Rito Feather (consumable, grants the hastened- and blessed-effects upon use for one battle), Bedroll, Pickaxe, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magnificent Magniscope (Magnifying Glass/Telescope), Wooden Shield (SP:5, grants immunity to wood-elemental attacks) Sylph Solanum (Dannylonglegs) unknown age, unknown race Druid *Immune to Sealed, Fragile, Poisoned, and Badly Poisoned* *Encouraged* Level: 25.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 7 Health: 33/35 Ether: 29/30 Gold: 50 GP: 1 Equipment: Shrapnel Bow (WP: 10, Bow. Every successful hit drops the target's SP by 1), Robe of the Archmagi (Bodywear; SP: 3; Max Ether +5, immune to "Sealed"), Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile), Sterile Gloves Inventory: Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, Scroll of Ice Armour, 2 Potions, 1 Grand Potion, 5 Tonics, 2 Grand Tonics, 2 Venoms, 2 Fire Bombs, 1 Ice Bomb, 3 Water Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Floral Bomb, 7 Bones, Trial Brew x3, Helmet (Max. health +1)), Emerald, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, Signet Ring, Saber Teeth, Journal of The Bleeding,Tale of the Invincible King, Psych Documents, Journal of The Wound, Suffering's Journal, Smoke Bomb, Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows), Mulled Wine, Spinning Bolas (WP: 8, deals the Slowed effect, but the effect is removed when retrieved, throwing weapon), Grand Elixir (Restores full health and ether to target and remedies all negative effects), Hide of The Suffering (Bodywear, Power +7 when under a negative status effect. Doesn't stack.), Merry Bow (WP:7, ranged, steals 1 gold with each successful hit except Shield-skills), Heavy Flail (WP: 5; deals "Fragile" effect; Mace), Smoke Bomb, Nostrum, Medal of Glory (Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles; accessory), 20-20 glasses (headwear, +1 turn of effect for scrolls), Stigveladi ("Amma") Kötturin (played by PsyKater) 247 years old dwarven Battle Mage *Natural Respite* *Encouraged* Level 20.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 25 Health: 50/50 Ether: 51/54 Gold: 168 GP: 2 Equipment: Ġeofon (WP:20, x4 damage against enemies weak to water, axe), Robe of the Archmagi (+3 SP; +5 Ether; bodywear), Ethereal Cloak (Backwear; SP:2; Max Ether +4), Crown of the Sea Kings (gives the wearer +20 SP, +20 max. health and +20 max. ether when fighting at a sea, lake or river; headwear) Inventory: Opal (Ice), Topaz (Lightning), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, Scroll of Inspiration, , Cat Statuette ("Grettir", +1 HP, accessory), Pointy Hat (Suitable for mages and clerics, +2 max ether, headwear), Lover's Ring (+2 HP; accessory), Bedroll, Shovel ,Spiked Collar (+1 P; accessory) 2x Titan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), 2x Kraken Fang (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), 5x Potion, 4x Tonic, 3x Grand Potion, 2x Grand Tonic, 2x Remedy, 4x Phoenix Incense, 3x Mead, 3x Nostrum, 5x Venom, 3x Dirt Bomb, 8x Water Bomb, Fire Bomb, Ice Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 2x Bone, Silver Ore (worth 60 gold),Golden Fleece (worth 90 gold), Gold Bar (worth 50 gold), Ġeofon (WP:20, 4x damage to enemies weak to water, axe), Wishing Wand (WP:12; each successful hit has ½ chance of inflicting either asleep-, blinded-, sealed- or confused-effect, according to what the user wishes; wand), Stealth Dagger (WP: 12; dagger), Wand of Poking (WP:10; double WP for physical attacks; wand), Dwarven Broomstick (WP: 3; broomstick), Smoke Bomb, Venom, Winged Helmet (+2 SP; headwear), Nagure (Costy) 34 year old Male Yeti Berserker. Level 20.33 *Natural Respite* *Avoid ground traps* *Immune to Ice, Fire, Earth, Petrified, Fragile and Blinded* *Counterstrike* *Slowed* *Encouraged* Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 25 Health: 37/37 Gold: 205 GP: 1 Equipment: Xiaolin's Bident (WP:16; instantly kills Aoi; ice- and lightning-elemental spear), Shield (SP:10), Yeti Fur Coat (SP:12, immunity to Ice, Fire, Fragile and Blinded; suitable for yetis only, bodywear), Counterstrike Gloves (After the wearer is struck by a Free Hit, he counters with strength equal to his level; handwear), White Dragon’s Greaves (SP:3, avoid traps on the ground, immunity to earth and petrified; suitable to knights, dragoons, skirmishers and winged warriors; footwear) Inventory: Stone Hammer (WP: 15, Earth & Darkness-elemental, hammer), Tiger Slayer (WP:10/20 against enemies with “tiger” in their name; spear), Axe of the Croise (WP: 10, Light-elemental axe), Helmet (SP:1), Potion x2, Grand Potion x8, Remedy x2, Elixir, Phoenix Essences x2, Phoenix Incense, Mead x2, Deadly Venom x2, Smoke Bomb x5, Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Pickaxe, Nostrum

I don't think it works that way. Didn't Sandy clarify a while back Hastened doesn't affect free hits?

Actually, I think Grunt would be in there somewhere too if that's the case.

That's what I mean. They're all identical, throughout every game (at least the ones I've played).

I think it's based off every evil organization from every Pokemon game. Don't they all use that same kind of ranking system?

You get an action this round, just not the next one.

Figures. You guys go to Ancient Rome and get unique shopping opportunities, we go to an exotic town on the edge of a demon-infested desert and get overpriced consumables.

"Damn right. I think we'll call that a game. I'll take that Canteen, now, if ya' don't mind."

Atramor then popped open the first and last clams of the last row.

Bah. I had two cameos in Quest 82's crowd that nobody spotted and had no dialog otherwise. Actually, three.

Round One of Raging Rapids Ruuuummblllleeee! >Nagure vs. Aepyornis D (Bident) - Special Damage: Road Runner (Nagure slowed) >Amma vs. Hungry Bear (Ice) - Greater Spell (80 x 2 = 160 damage, -1 ether) >Pretzel vs. Aepyornis B (Dual Staff) - Special Guard: Road Runner (Pretzel guarded) >Hybros vs. Aepyornis A (SOAH) - Special Damage Critical Lethal Hit (71/2 = 35 damage, no assassination) >Nur vs. Aepyornis E (Unlucky Horseshoe) - Special Damage: Road Runner (Nur slowed) >Hybros vs. Aepyornis C (Spinning Bolas) - Lethal Hit Shield: Grim Reaper (Aepyornis E and Hungry Bear assassinated) >Sylph vs. Silver Carp A (Spinning Bolas) - Damage (16/2 - 7 = 1 damage) Aepyornis A and Silver Carp D use free hit on Nagure - (35/2 - 25 = 0 damage) Aepyornis B and Silver Carp E use free hit on Amma - (35/2 - 25 = 0 damage) Aepyornis C and Silver Carp F use free hit on Pretzel - (35/2 - 17 = 0 damage) Aepyornis D and Silver Carp G use free hit on Hybros - (35/2 = 17 damage) Silver Carp B uses free hit on Nur - (16/2 - 1 = 7 damage) Silver Carp C uses free hit on Sylph - (16/2 - 7 = 1 damage) The party gets trampled into the ground. Only Hybros and Amma brave the feathery stampede, freezing and chopping up anything they can see. Enemies Aepyornis A *Hastened* Type: Flying? Level: 19 Health: 247/282 Special: Road Runner – Causes slowed-effect to the target. Drops: Smelling Salts Note: Aepyornis is permanently hastened. Aepyornis B *Hastened* Type: Flying? Level: 19 Health: 282/282 Special: Road Runner – Causes slowed-effect to the target. Drops: Smelling Salts Note: Aepyornis is permanently hastened. Aepyornis C *Hastened* Type: Flying? Level: 19 Health: 282/282 Special: Road Runner – Causes slowed-effect to the target. Drops: Smelling Salts Note: Aepyornis is permanently hastened. Aepyornis D *Hastened* Type: Flying? Level: 19 Health: 282/282 Special: Road Runner – Causes slowed-effect to the target. Drops: Smelling Salts Note: Aepyornis is permanently hastened. Silver Carp A Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp B Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp C Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp D Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp E Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp F Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp G Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Party Hybros 52-year-old male imp Assassin *Hastened* *Immune to Cursed, Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened* *Immune to all elements* *Lucky* *Party Leader* Level: 28 Power Bonus: 1 Defense: 0 Health: 26/43 Gold: 970 GP: 1 Equipment: Sword of Ancestral Hatred (WP: 21, gains 1 WP every kill made with it, light- and darkness-elemental; longsword), Golden Armor (user is permanently hastened and cursed, fire-, water-, earth-, wind-, wood-, ice-, lightning-, darkness-, light-elemental, grants immunity to Sleep, Blindness, Confusion, Frailty, and Weakening; bodywear), Cloak of the Red Assassin (Chance of Assassination is 1/3, suitable for Assassins; backwear), The Black Hat (Suitable for anyone, grants Intimidation, immune to darkness and cursed, headwear) Inventory: Zoot's Reaper (WP:15, earth-elemental; scythe), Clock Cog (WP: 14, retrievable), Banana Bladerang (WP:9, damage all, retrievable), Justice (WP:8, blinded-effect, dagger), Twin Kunai (WP:6, dual strike, dagger), Spinning Bolas (WP: 5, deals the Slowed effect, but the effect is removed when retrieved; retrievable), Wrench (WP:3, decreases the target’s level by 1, retrievable), Cloak of the Blue Assassin (SP:1, suitable to Rogues; backwear), Sterile Gloves, 14 Potions, 15 Grand Potions, 22 Health Cores, Tiger Balm, 14 Remedies, 2 Neutralizers, 3 Elixirs, 4 Phoenix Essences, 2 Deadly Venoms, 3 Smoke Bombs, 3 Lightning Bombs, 3 Holy Bombs, 10 Nostrums, 3 Meads, 3 Mulled Wines, Minimizing Dust, Bedroll, Shovel, Skeleton Decoy, Bone, 4 Mythril Shards, Copy of The Eubric Herald (Gives the target the transcended- and inspired- effects for the duration of one battle) En Sabah Nur (Jebediahs) 31 year old male human, Evoker *Slowed* Level 27.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 1 Health: 37/44 Ether: 28/32 Gold: 928 GP: 1 Equipment: Quarterstaff (WP:12/24 against humanoids, suitable for mages, clerics and necromancers ), Traveler's Cloak (SP: 1, Backwear ), Lichen Armour (The wearer’s ether is counted as additional health if health is depleted, suitable to classes with ether,Bodywear ), Medal of Glory (Allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles, accessory) Inventory: Unlucky Horseshoe (WP:13, retrievable, causes jinxed-effect; throwing weapon), Magic Mirror (The user reflects all ether-based attacks back to the caster without getting damaged by them, Accessory), Snake Eye Charm(petrify immunity), Garnet (Earth), Aquamarine (Water), Topaz (Lightning), Ruby (Fire), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Tonics, Grand Tonic, 3 Ether Cores, Level Up Mushroom (Grants one full level upon consumption), 2 Phoenix Essences, Phoenix Incense, 3 Venoms, 4 Remedies, 2 Smoke Bombs, 2 Deadly Venoms, 3 Meads, Smelling Salts, 3 Fire Bombs, 3 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 10 Water Bombs, 3 Dirt Bombs, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Holy bombs, 10 bones, 2 Titan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Milk (restores 15 health and 15 ether upon consumption), Garnet Lamp of Summoning (2/3 uses left)*, Sedge Hat (+4 Ether, Headwear ), Sangriste Dagger (WP: 5), En, Sabah, Nur (Shurikens 3/3, WP: 5), Bedroll, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, Scroll of Confusion Summons: Earthen Shield (Garnet) Emerald the Rockling (Ruby) Chidoris Obelisk (Topaz) B.A.S.H. (Aquamarine) Monk Pretzel and His 99 Pieces, (Played by Palathadric) 463-year-old male "hermit" Paladin *Immune to Sealed, Fragile, and Blinded* Level: 20.33 Power Bonus: +5, in the Front Row Defense: 12 (17, in the Back Row) Health: 41/41 Ether: 28/29 Gold: 465 GP: 1 Equipment: Conspirator (WP; 15; deals "Blinded" effect; Longsword), Fashionable Shield (SP:7), Strategist's Shako (Suitable for anyone, +5 power while in the front row, +5 SP while in the back, headwear), Sealed Heavy Armour of Brilliance(Bodywear, SP:5,Immune: fragile, blinded, sealed effects), Fire Amulet (Accessory, Makes physical attacks do double damage to all enemies that are weak to fire) Inventory: The Muckraker (WP: 13; Earth, Water, Wood; deals "Weakened" effect; Greatsword), Dual staff (WP:8, ice and lightning elemental, dual strike), Flying Cross (WP:6; Darkness, Fire, Wind; Broomstick), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires on successful hits, suitable for all), Impervious Shield (SP: 5) (Grants immunity to Fire), Soothing Slippers (Footwear, Meditate restores 5 ether), Shackles of War, Scroll of Sealing, Potion (2), Grand Potion (4), Ether Core (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Neutralizer, Grand Elixir (Restores full health and ether to target and remedies all negative effects), Venom (2), Deadly Venom (5), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (3), Holy Bomb, Bone (3), Rito Feather (consumable, grants the hastened- and blessed-effects upon use for one battle), Bedroll, Pickaxe, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magnificent Magniscope (Magnifying Glass/Telescope), Wooden Shield (SP:5, grants immunity to wood-elemental attacks) Sylph Solanum (Dannylonglegs) unknown age, unknown race Druid *Immune to Sealed, Fragile, Poisoned, and Badly Poisoned* Level: 25.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 7 Health: 33/35 Ether: 29/30 Gold: 50 GP: 1 Equipment: Shrapnel Bow (WP: 10, Bow. Every successful hit drops the target's SP by 1), Robe of the Archmagi (Bodywear; SP: 3; Max Ether +5, immune to "Sealed"), Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile), Sterile Gloves Inventory: Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, Scroll of Ice Armour, 2 Potions, 1 Grand Potion, 5 Tonics, 2 Grand Tonics, 2 Venoms, 2 Fire Bombs, 1 Ice Bomb, 3 Water Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Floral Bomb, 7 Bones, Trial Brew x3, Helmet (Max. health +1)), Emerald, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, Signet Ring, Saber Teeth, Journal of The Bleeding,Tale of the Invincible King, Psych Documents, Journal of The Wound, Suffering's Journal, Smoke Bomb, Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows), Mulled Wine, Spinning Bolas (WP: 8, deals the Slowed effect, but the effect is removed when retrieved, throwing weapon), Grand Elixir (Restores full health and ether to target and remedies all negative effects), Hide of The Suffering (Bodywear, Power +7 when under a negative status effect. Doesn't stack.), Merry Bow (WP:7, ranged, steals 1 gold with each successful hit except Shield-skills), Heavy Flail (WP: 5; deals "Fragile" effect; Mace), Smoke Bomb, Nostrum, Medal of Glory (Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles; accessory), 20-20 glasses (headwear, +1 turn of effect for scrolls), Stigveladi ("Amma") Kötturin (played by PsyKater) 247 years old dwarven Battle Mage *Natural Respite* Level 20.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 25 Health: 50/50 Ether: 52/54 Gold: 168 GP: 2 Equipment: Ġeofon (WP:20, x4 damage against enemies weak to water, axe), Robe of the Archmagi (+3 SP; +5 Ether; bodywear), Ethereal Cloak (Backwear; SP:2; Max Ether +4), Crown of the Sea Kings (gives the wearer +20 SP, +20 max. health and +20 max. ether when fighting at a sea, lake or river; headwear) Inventory: Opal (Ice), Topaz (Lightning), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, Scroll of Inspiration, , Cat Statuette ("Grettir", +1 HP, accessory), Pointy Hat (Suitable for mages and clerics, +2 max ether, headwear), Lover's Ring (+2 HP; accessory), Bedroll, Shovel ,Spiked Collar (+1 P; accessory) 2x Titan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), 2x Kraken Fang (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), 5x Potion, 4x Tonic, 3x Grand Potion, 2x Grand Tonic, 2x Remedy, 4x Phoenix Incense, 3x Mead, 3x Nostrum, 5x Venom, 3x Dirt Bomb, 8x Water Bomb, Fire Bomb, Ice Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 2x Bone, Silver Ore (worth 60 gold),Golden Fleece (worth 90 gold), Gold Bar (worth 50 gold), Ġeofon (WP:20, 4x damage to enemies weak to water, axe), Wishing Wand (WP:12; each successful hit has ½ chance of inflicting either asleep-, blinded-, sealed- or confused-effect, according to what the user wishes; wand), Stealth Dagger (WP: 12; dagger), Wand of Poking (WP:10; double WP for physical attacks; wand), Dwarven Broomstick (WP: 3; broomstick), Smoke Bomb, Venom, Winged Helmet (+2 SP; headwear), Nagure (Costy) 34 year old Male Yeti Berserker. Level 20.33 *Natural Respite* *Avoid ground traps* *Immune to Ice, Fire, Earth, Petrified, Fragile and Blinded* *Counterstrike* *Slowed* Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 25 Health: 37/37 Gold: 205 GP: 1 Equipment: Xiaolin's Bident (WP:16; instantly kills Aoi; ice- and lightning-elemental spear), Shield (SP:10), Yeti Fur Coat (SP:12, immunity to Ice, Fire, Fragile and Blinded; suitable for yetis only, bodywear), Counterstrike Gloves (After the wearer is struck by a Free Hit, he counters with strength equal to his level; handwear), White Dragon’s Greaves (SP:3, avoid traps on the ground, immunity to earth and petrified; suitable to knights, dragoons, skirmishers and winged warriors; footwear) Inventory: Stone Hammer (WP: 15, Earth & Darkness-elemental, hammer), Tiger Slayer (WP:10/20 against enemies with “tiger” in their name; spear), Axe of the Croise (WP: 10, Light-elemental axe), Helmet (SP:1), Potion x2, Grand Potion x8, Remedy x2, Elixir, Phoenix Essences x2, Phoenix Incense, Mead x2, Deadly Venom x2, Smoke Bomb x5, Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Pickaxe, Nostrum

Atramor shrugged, handing over 35 gold. "Aye, I'll play a round." The regulator scratched his chin and opened the first and last clam of the first row.

Atramor grumbled as he made his way over to the end of the pier as McCafferey's unsettling gaze slid around the area. So far the three-eyed fanged necromancer of the party was doing a better job bargaining than he was. But he already owed money for the cloak, and at this rate he was going to end up in as much debt as Boomingham. Hell if that was gonna happen. He approached the red...thing that the...yellow-eyed...thing pointed out, and the ape across from her. " 'Scuse me. I hear ya' have some lucky clams or...somethin'. What are those about?"

"Lucky Clams? What the hell's that? Game of 'chance'?"

Yeah. That's what the new challenges for.

Leaving the smoking orchard, the party moves to the RAGING RAPIDS The hastened Hybros seems at ease with the river gushing along the rocks in the area, and Stigveladi's crown glows brilliantly in its presence. The others, however, are caught off-guard at the sudden attack, from both land and sea. PREPARE FOR BATTLE! Enemies Aepyornis A *Hastened* Type: Flying? Level: 19 Health: 282/282 Special: Road Runner – Causes slowed-effect to the target. Drops: Smelling Salts Note: Aepyornis is permanently hastened. Aepyornis B *Hastened* Type: Flying? Level: 19 Health: 282/282 Special: Road Runner – Causes slowed-effect to the target. Drops: Smelling Salts Note: Aepyornis is permanently hastened. Aepyornis C *Hastened* Type: Flying? Level: 19 Health: 282/282 Special: Road Runner – Causes slowed-effect to the target. Drops: Smelling Salts Note: Aepyornis is permanently hastened. Aepyornis D *Hastened* Type: Flying? Level: 19 Health: 282/282 Special: Road Runner – Causes slowed-effect to the target. Drops: Smelling Salts Note: Aepyornis is permanently hastened. Aepyornis E *Hastened* Type: Flying? Level: 19 Health: 282/282 Special: Road Runner – Causes slowed-effect to the target. Drops: Smelling Salts Note: Aepyornis is permanently hastened. Hungry Bear Type: Beast Level: 21 Health: 386/386 Special: Berserk – The bear goes mad and focuses its sight on the attacker, causing 21 damage to the target as well as dealing extra 21 damage each upcoming round to that target until it is defeated. Drops: Raw Meat (max. health +5 upon consumption) Silver Carp A Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp B Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp C Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp D Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp E Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp F Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Silver Carp G Type: Aquatic Level: 16 Health: 116/116 Special: Reflection – Causes damage equal to the target’s level, regardless of row and SP. Drops: Silver Ore (worth 60 gold) Party Hybros 52-year-old male imp Assassin *Hastened* *Immune to Cursed, Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened* *Immune to all elements* *Lucky* *Party Leader* Level: 28 Power Bonus: 1 Defense: 0 Health: 43/43 Gold: 970 GP: 1 Equipment: Sword of Ancestral Hatred (WP: 21, gains 1 WP every kill made with it, light- and darkness-elemental; longsword), Golden Armor (user is permanently hastened and cursed, fire-, water-, earth-, wind-, wood-, ice-, lightning-, darkness-, light-elemental, grants immunity to Sleep, Blindness, Confusion, Frailty, and Weakening; bodywear), Cloak of the Red Assassin (Chance of Assassination is 1/3, suitable for Assassins; backwear), The Black Hat (Suitable for anyone, grants Intimidation, immune to darkness and cursed, headwear) Inventory: Zoot's Reaper (WP:15, earth-elemental; scythe), Clock Cog (WP: 14, retrievable), Banana Bladerang (WP:9, damage all, retrievable), Justice (WP:8, blinded-effect, dagger), Twin Kunai (WP:6, dual strike, dagger), Spinning Bolas (WP: 5, deals the Slowed effect, but the effect is removed when retrieved; retrievable) Wrench (WP:3, decreases the target’s level by 1, retrievable), Cloak of the Blue Assassin (SP:1, suitable to Rogues; backwear), Sterile Gloves, 14 Potions, 15 Grand Potions, 22 Health Cores, Tiger Balm, 14 Remedies, 2 Neutralizers, 3 Elixirs, 4 Phoenix Essences, 2 Deadly Venoms, 3 Smoke Bombs, 3 Lightning Bombs, 3 Holy Bombs, 10 Nostrums, 3 Meads, 3 Mulled Wines, Minimizing Dust, Bedroll, Shovel, Skeleton Decoy, Bone, 4 Mythril Shards, Copy of The Eubric Herald (Gives the target the transcended- and inspired- effects for the duration of one battle) En Sabah Nur (Jebediahs) 31 year old male human, Evoker Level 27.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 1 Health: 44/44 Ether: 28/32 Gold: 928 GP: 1 Equipment: Quarterstaff (WP:12/24 against humanoids, suitable for mages, clerics and necromancers ), Traveler's Cloak (SP: 1, Backwear ), Lichen Armour (The wearer’s ether is counted as additional health if health is depleted, suitable to classes with ether,Bodywear ), Medal of Glory (Allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles, accessory) Inventory: Unlucky Horseshoe (WP:13, retrievable, causes jinxed-effect; throwing weapon), Magic Mirror (The user reflects all ether-based attacks back to the caster without getting damaged by them, Accessory), Snake Eye Charm(petrify immunity), Garnet (Earth), Aquamarine (Water), Topaz (Lightning), Ruby (Fire), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 3 Tonics, Grand Tonic, 3 Ether Cores, Level Up Mushroom (Grants one full level upon consumption), 2 Phoenix Essences, Phoenix Incense, 3 Venoms, 4 Remedies, 2 Smoke Bombs, 2 Deadly Venoms, 3 Meads, Smelling Salts, 3 Fire Bombs, 3 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 10 Water Bombs, 3 Dirt Bombs, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Holy bombs, 10 bones, 2 Titan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Milk (restores 15 health and 15 ether upon consumption), Garnet Lamp of Summoning (2/3 uses left)*, Sedge Hat (+4 Ether, Headwear ), Sangriste Dagger (WP: 5), En, Sabah, Nur (Shurikens 3/3, WP: 5), Bedroll, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, Scroll of Confusion Summons: Earthen Shield (Garnet) Emerald the Rockling (Ruby) Chidoris Obelisk (Topaz) B.A.S.H. (Aquamarine) Monk Pretzel and His 99 Pieces, (Played by Palathadric) 463-year-old male "hermit" Paladin *Immune to Sealed, Fragile, and Blinded* Level: 20.33 Power Bonus: +5, in the Front Row Defense: 12 (17, in the Back Row) Health: 34/41 Ether: 29/29 Gold: 465 GP: 1 Equipment: Conspirator (WP; 15; deals "Blinded" effect; Longsword), Fashionable Shield (SP:7), Strategist's Shako (Suitable for anyone, +5 power while in the front row, +5 SP while in the back, headwear), Sealed Heavy Armour of Brilliance(Bodywear, SP:5,Immune: fragile, blinded, sealed effects), Fire Amulet (Accessory, Makes physical attacks do double damage to all enemies that are weak to fire) Inventory: The Muckraker (WP: 13; Earth, Water, Wood; deals "Weakened" effect; Greatsword), Dual staff (WP:8, ice and lightning elemental, dual strike), Flying Cross (WP:6; Darkness, Fire, Wind; Broomstick), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires on successful hits, suitable for all), Impervious Shield (SP: 5) (Grants immunity to Fire), Soothing Slippers (Footwear, Meditate restores 5 ether), Shackles of War, Scroll of Sealing, Potion (2), Grand Potion (4), Ether Core (2), Remedy (3), Soma, Phoenix Essence, Neutralizer, Grand Elixir (Restores full health and ether to target and remedies all negative effects), Venom (2), Deadly Venom (5), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (3), Holy Bomb, Bone (3), Rito Feather (consumable, grants the hastened- and blessed-effects upon use for one battle), Bedroll, Pickaxe, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magnificent Magniscope (Magnifying Glass/Telescope), Wooden Shield (SP:5, grants immunity to wood-elemental attacks) Sylph Solanum (Dannylonglegs) unknown age, unknown race Druid *Immune to Sealed, Fragile, Poisoned, and Badly Poisoned* Level: 25.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 7 Health: 35/35 Ether: 29/30 Gold: 50 GP: 1 Equipment: Shrapnel Bow (WP: 10, Bow. Every successful hit drops the target's SP by 1), Robe of the Archmagi (Bodywear; SP: 3; Max Ether +5, immune to "Sealed"), Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile), Sterile Gloves Inventory: Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, Scroll of Ice Armour, 2 Potions, 1 Grand Potion, 5 Tonics, 2 Grand Tonics, 2 Venoms, 2 Fire Bombs, 1 Ice Bomb, 3 Water Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Floral Bomb, 7 Bones, Trial Brew x3, Helmet (Max. health +1)), Emerald, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, Signet Ring, Saber Teeth, Journal of The Bleeding,Tale of the Invincible King, Psych Documents, Journal of The Wound, Suffering's Journal, Smoke Bomb, Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows), Mulled Wine, Spinning Bolas (WP: 8, deals the Slowed effect, but the effect is removed when retrieved, throwing weapon), Grand Elixir (Restores full health and ether to target and remedies all negative effects), Hide of The Suffering (Bodywear, Power +7 when under a negative status effect. Doesn't stack.), Merry Bow (WP:7, ranged, steals 1 gold with each successful hit except Shield-skills), Heavy Flail (WP: 5; deals "Fragile" effect; Mace), Smoke Bomb, Nostrum, Medal of Glory (Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles; accessory), 20-20 glasses (headwear, +1 turn of effect for scrolls), Stigveladi ("Amma") Kötturin (played by PsyKater) 247 years old dwarven Battle Mage *Natural Respite* Level 20.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 25 Health: 50/50 Ether: 53/54 Gold: 168 GP: 2 Equipment: Ġeofon (WP:20, x4 damage against enemies weak to water, axe), Robe of the Archmagi (+3 SP; +5 Ether; bodywear), Ethereal Cloak (Backwear; SP:2; Max Ether +4), Crown of the Sea Kings (gives the wearer +20 SP, +20 max. health and +20 max. ether when fighting at a sea, lake or river; headwear) Inventory: Opal (Ice), Topaz (Lightning), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, Scroll of Inspiration, , Cat Statuette ("Grettir", +1 HP, accessory), Pointy Hat (Suitable for mages and clerics, +2 max ether, headwear), Lover's Ring (+2 HP; accessory), Bedroll, Shovel ,Spiked Collar (+1 P; accessory) 2x Titan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), 2x Kraken Fang (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), 5x Potion, 4x Tonic, 3x Grand Potion, 2x Grand Tonic, 2x Remedy, 4x Phoenix Incense, 3x Mead, 3x Nostrum, 5x Venom, 3x Dirt Bomb, 8x Water Bomb, Fire Bomb, Ice Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 2x Bone, Silver Ore (worth 60 gold),Golden Fleece (worth 90 gold), Gold Bar (worth 50 gold), Ġeofon (WP:20, 4x damage to enemies weak to water, axe), Wishing Wand (WP:12; each successful hit has ½ chance of inflicting either asleep-, blinded-, sealed- or confused-effect, according to what the user wishes; wand), Stealth Dagger (WP: 12; dagger), Wand of Poking (WP:10; double WP for physical attacks; wand), Dwarven Broomstick (WP: 3; broomstick), Smoke Bomb, Venom, Winged Helmet (+2 SP; headwear), Nagure (Costy) 34 year old Male Yeti Berserker. Level 20.33 *Natural Respite* *Avoid ground traps* *Immune to Ice, Fire, Earth, Petrified, Fragile and Blinded* *Counterstrike* Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 25 Health: 37/37 Gold: 205 GP: 1 Equipment: Xiaolin's Bident (WP:16; instantly kills Aoi; ice- and lightning-elemental spear), Shield (SP:10), Yeti Fur Coat (SP:12, immunity to Ice, Fire, Fragile and Blinded; suitable for yetis only, bodywear), Counterstrike Gloves (After the wearer is struck by a Free Hit, he counters with strength equal to his level; handwear), White Dragon’s Greaves (SP:3, avoid traps on the ground, immunity to earth and petrified; suitable to knights, dragoons, skirmishers and winged warriors; footwear) Inventory: Stone Hammer (WP: 15, Earth & Darkness-elemental, hammer), Tiger Slayer (WP:10/20 against enemies with “tiger” in their name; spear), Axe of the Croise (WP: 10, Light-elemental axe), Helmet (SP:1), Potion x2, Grand Potion x8, Remedy x2, Elixir, Phoenix Essences x2, Phoenix Incense, Mead x2, Deadly Venom x2, Smoke Bomb x5, Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Pickaxe, Nostrum

That's kind of disappointing. The exo suit is an excellent model, but a shame they saw it as the best out of all ten. And it kills me we're not getting a LEGO Portal set anytime soon.

Atramor pulls off his Rat's Hide and instead wraps the Desert Cloak around him as he observes the....thing's wares, coughing again to try and work up some kind of diplomacy. "Can't say these canteens won't be useful out there in the desert sands. Would ya' take 200 gold if we bought five of 'em?"

It does say original Mages, I would think so.

Round Three of Apple Orchard Attack >Hybros vs. Cheshire Cat B (SOAH) - Lethal Hit (48/2 = 24 damage, no assassination) >Hybros vs. Cheshire Cat C (SOAH) - Lethal Aim (20/2 = 10 damage, Cheshire Cat C assassinated, +1 WP) Nagure vs. Dryad A (Bident) - Extra Critical Hit (68 x 2 = 136 damage) Pretzel vs. Cheshire Cat C D (Dual Staff) - Hit (32 x 2 = 64 to Cheshire Cat D and Dryad A, both KO'd) Emerald vs. Dryad A Cheshire Cat B - (42 damage, -1 ether, Cheshire Cat B KO'd) >Nur vs. Cheshire Cat B (En) - >Amma vs. Dryad A (Ice) - >Sylph vs. Cheshire Cat B (Shrapnel Bow) - Hybros decapitates another of the cats. Nagure skewers the last Dryad against a tree while Pretzel, with a twirl of his staff, bashes in both it and one of the cats' heads. Emerald charges down the final one, meeting it head-on in an explosion of fire that consumes both of them. THE BATTLE IS VICTORIOUS! Everyone gains experience and 1 GP. The enemies drop 7 Smoke Bombs, 3 Tonics, 4 Nostrums, 4 Remedies, and 4 Venoms. Party leader, how will the loot be divided? x3 Tonics x4 Remedies x7 Smoke Bombs x4 Venoms x4 Nostrums Party Hybros 52-year-old male imp Assassin *Hastened* *Immune to Cursed, Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened* *Immune to all elements* *Party Leader* Level: 28 Power Bonus: 1 Defense: 0 Health: 18/43 Gold: 970 GP: 1 Equipment: Sword of Ancestral Hatred (WP: 21, gains 1 WP every kill made with it, light- and darkness-elemental; longsword), Golden Armor (user is permanently hastened and cursed, fire-, water-, earth-, wind-, wood-, ice-, lightning-, darkness-, light-elemental, grants immunity to Sleep, Blindness, Confusion, Frailty, and Weakening; bodywear), Cloak of the Red Assassin (Chance of Assassination is 1/3, suitable for Assassins; backwear), The Black Hat (Suitable for anyone, grants Intimidation, immune to darkness and cursed, headwear) Inventory: Zoot's Reaper (WP:15, earth-elemental; scythe), Clock Cog (WP: 14, retrievable), Banana Bladerang (WP:9, damage all, retrievable), Justice (WP:8, blinded-effect, dagger), Twin Kunai (WP:6, dual strike, dagger), Spinning Bolas (WP: 5, deals the Slowed effect, but the effect is removed when retrieved; retrievable) Wrench (WP:3, decreases the target’s level by 1, retrievable), Cloak of the Blue Assassin (SP:1, suitable to Rogues; backwear), Sterile Gloves, 14 Potions, 15 Grand Potions, 22 Health Cores, Tiger Balm, 13 Remedies, 2 Neutralizers, 3 Elixirs, 4 Phoenix Essences, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Smoke Bombs, 3 Lightning Bombs, 3 Holy Bombs, 10 Nostrums, 3 Meads, 3 Mulled Wines, Minimizing Dust, Bedroll, Shovel, Skeleton Decoy, Bone, 4 Mythril Shards, Copy of The Eubric Herald (Gives the target the transcended- and inspired- effects for the duration of one battle) En Sabah Nur (Jebediahs) 31 year old male human, Evoker Level 27.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 1 Health: 44/44 Ether: 28/32 Gold: 928 GP: 1 Equipment: Quarterstaff (WP:12/24 against humanoids, suitable for mages, clerics and necromancers ), Traveler's Cloak (SP: 1, Backwear ), Lichen Armour (The wearer’s ether is counted as additional health if health is depleted, suitable to classes with ether,Bodywear ), Medal of Glory (Allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles, accessory) Inventory: Unlucky Horseshoe (WP:13, retrievable, causes jinxed-effect; throwing weapon), Magic Mirror (The user reflects all ether-based attacks back to the caster without getting damaged by them, Accessory), Fire Amulet (Accessory, Makes physical attacks do double damage to all enemies that are weak to fire) , Snake Eye Charm(petrify immunity), Sealed Heavy Armour of Brilliance(Bodywear, SP:5,Immune: fragile, blinded, sealed effects), Garnet (Earth), Aquamarine (Water), Topaz (Lightning), Ruby (Fire), 6 Potions, 2 Grand Potions, 2 Tonics, Grand Tonic, 3 Ether Cores, Level Up Mushroom (Grants one full level upon consumption), 2 Phoenix Essences, Phoenix Incense, 2 Venoms, 3 Remedies, Smoke Bomb, 2 Deadly Venoms, 3 Meads, Smelling Salts, 3 Fire Bombs, 3 Ice Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 10 Water Bombs, 3 Dirt Bombs, 2 Floral Bombs, 2 Holy bombs, 10 bones, 2 Titan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Milk (restores 15 health and 15 ether upon consumption), Garnet Lamp of Summoning (2/3 uses left)*, Sedge Hat (+4 Ether, Headwear ), Sangriste Dagger (WP: 5), En, Sabah, Nur (Shurikens 3/3, WP: 5), Wooden Shield (SP:5, grants immunity to wood-elemental attacks), Bedroll, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, Scroll of Confusion Summons: Earthen Shield (Garnet) Emerald the Rockling (Ruby) Chidoris Obelisk (Topaz) B.A.S.H. (Aquamarine) Monk Pretzel and His 99 Pieces, (Played by Palathadric) 463-year-old male "hermit" Paladin Level: 20.33 Power Bonus: +5, in the Front Row Defense: 7 (12, in the Back Row) Health: 34/41 Ether: 29/29 Gold: 465 GP: 1 Equipment: Conspirator (WP; 15; deals "Blinded" effect; Longsword), Fashionable Shield (SP:7), Strategist's Shako (Suitable for anyone, +5 power while in the front row, +5 SP while in the back, headwear), Medal of Glory (Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles; accessory) Inventory: The Muckraker (WP: 13; Earth, Water, Wood; deals "Weakened" effect; Greatsword), Dual staff (WP:8, ice and lightning elemental, dual strike), Flying Cross (WP:6; Darkness, Fire, Wind; Broomstick), Steak (WP:1, instantly kills vampires on successful hits, suitable for all), Impervious Shield (SP: 5) (Grants immunity to Fire), Soothing Slippers (Footwear, Meditate restores 5 ether), Shackles of War, Scroll of Sealing, Potion (2), Grand Potion (4), Ether Core (2), Remedy, Soma, Phoenix Essence, Neutralizer, Grand Elixir (Restores full health and ether to target and remedies all negative effects), Venom, Deadly Venom (5), Paralyzing Venom (2), Smoke Bomb (2), Holy Bomb, Bone (3), Rito Feather (consumable, grants the hastened- and blessed-effects upon use for one battle), Bedroll, Pickaxe, Magic Shovel (will always find something when used, limited to three uses per quest), Magnificent Magniscope (Magnifying Glass/Telescope), Sylph Solanum (Dannylonglegs) unknown age, unknown race Druid *Immune to Sealed* *Jinxed* Level: 25.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 35/35 Ether: 30/30 Gold: 50 GP: 1 Equipment: Shrapnel Bow (WP: 10, Bow. Every successful hit drops the target's SP by 1), 20-20 glasses (headwear, +1 turn of effect for scrolls), Robe of the Archmagi (Bodywear; SP: 3; Max Ether +5, immune to "Sealed") Inventory: Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, Scroll of Ice Armour, 2 Potions, 1 Grand Potion, 4 Tonics, 2 Grand Tonics, 1 Venom, 2 Fire Bombs, 1 Ice Bomb, 3 Water Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, 1 Floral Bomb, 7 Bones, Trial Brew x3, Helmet (Max. health +1)), Emerald, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, Signet Ring, Saber Teeth, Journal of The Bleeding,Tale of the Invincible King, Psych Documents, Journal of The Wound, Suffering's Journal, Smoke Bomb, Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows), Mulled Wine, Spinning Bolas (WP: 8, deals the Slowed effect, but the effect is removed when retrieved, throwing weapon), Grand Elixir (Restores full health and ether to target and remedies all negative effects), Hide of The Suffering (Bodywear, Power +7 when under a negative status effect. Doesn't stack.), Merry Bow (WP:7, ranged, steals 1 gold with each successful hit except Shield-skills), Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile), Sterile Gloves, Heavy Flail (WP: 5; deals "Fragile" effect; Mace) Stigveladi ("Amma") Kötturin (played by PsyKater) 247 years old dwarven Battle Mage *Natural Respite* Level 20.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 7 Health: 30/30 Ether: 33/34 Gold: 168 GP: 2 Equipment: Ġeofon (WP:20, x4 damage against enemies weak to water, axe), Winged Helmet (+2 SP; headwear), Robe of the Archmagi (+3 SP; +5 Ether; bodywear), Ethereal Cloak (Backwear; SP:2; Max Ether +4) Inventory: Opal (Ice), Topaz (Lightning), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, Scroll of Inspiration, Crown of the Sea Kings (gives the wearer +20 SP, +20 max. health and +20 max. ether when fighting at a sea, lake or river; headwear), Cat Statuette ("Grettir", +1 HP, accessory), Pointy Hat (Suitable for mages and clerics, +2 max ether, headwear), Lover's Ring (+2 HP; accessory), Bedroll, Shovel ,Spiked Collar (+1 P; accessory) 2x Titan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), 2x Kraken Fang (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), 5x Potion, 3x Tonic, 3x Grand Potion, 2x Grand Tonic, 2x Remedy, 4x Phoenix Incense, 3x Mead, 2x Nostrum, 5x Venom, 3x Dirt Bomb, 8x Water Bomb, Fire Bomb, Ice Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 2x Bone, Silver Ore (worth 60 gold),Golden Fleece (worth 90 gold), Gold Bar (worth 50 gold), Ġeofon (WP:20, 4x damage to enemies weak to water, axe), Wishing Wand (WP:12; each successful hit has ½ chance of inflicting either asleep-, blinded-, sealed- or confused-effect, according to what the user wishes; wand), Stealth Dagger (WP: 12; dagger), Wand of Poking (WP:10; double WP for physical attacks; wand), Dwarven Broomstick (WP: 3; broomstick) Nagure (Costy) 34 year old Male Yeti Berserker. Level 20.33 *Natural Respite* *Avoid ground traps* *Immune to Ice, Fire, Earth, Petrified, Fragile and Blinded* *Counterstrike* Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 25 Health: 37/37 Gold: 205 GP: 1 Equipment: Xiaolin's Bident (WP:16; instantly kills Aoi; ice- and lightning-elemental spear), Shield (SP:10), Yeti Fur Coat (SP:12, immunity to Ice, Fire, Fragile and Blinded; suitable for yetis only, bodywear), Counterstrike Gloves (After the wearer is struck by a Free Hit, he counters with strength equal to his level; handwear), White Dragon’s Greaves (SP:3, avoid traps on the ground, immunity to earth and petrified; suitable to knights, dragoons, skirmishers and winged warriors; footwear) Inventory: Stone Hammer (WP: 15, Earth & Darkness-elemental, hammer), Tiger Slayer (WP:10/20 against enemies with “tiger” in their name; spear), Axe of the Croise (WP: 10, Light-elemental axe), Helmet (SP:1), Potion x2, Grand Potion x8, Remedy x2, Elixir, Phoenix Essences x2, Phoenix Incense, Mead x2, Deadly Venom x2, Smoke Bomb x3, Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Pickaxe

Calling it right now: "Your overconfidence is your weakness." And yet we* were still victorious! * = NPCs notwithstanding

His bargaining done, Atramor slid off to the next stand, the potions stall. "Heard ya' might have some kinda canteens? And what sorta venom is this?"

Ironically even if I do get my price I won't be able to afford it.