Hinckley

Thanks! Ooops.

The hot one? Or my real one? Ooops!

Oh wow, Oh wow!! Thanks again, Bob for letting me play. This is my favorite Mafia role ever! Well, it's close to the cursed blanket, but WOW! I just had so much fun. I'm on a total Mafia high right now! Sorry I'm such a busy-body and almost ruined it by getting people to confess their alignment to me. Glad I didn't get them all to confess, otherwise I'd really be kicking myself! Fun fun fun! Have fun, guys! I'll miss playing.

Time to do what a magic stump was made to do. You didn't think a stump would be floating around without a vengeful spirit in it, did you? Let me tell you a little back story. The almighty Bob won't tell the spirit world who the Scum are, but being a tree possessed with the spirit of Ensign Jason Falcon, I can't help but go and poke around and I talked to a couple people (which was allowed by Bob. I just couldn't impart knowledge from the dead board to anybody) and they confessed their alignments to me. I thought sitting around joking was the extent of what was expected of me. Little did I know I would be given a one-shot investigation today. Perhaps my vengeful spirit role was meant to even out the balance and the one-shot would be chosen when the host thought it would most help or even the balance...Bob only knows. (He did admit it was inspired by one of my roles...that got him killed in a holovid called Baritones) Anyway, when I got the message that my vengeful spirit was given a one-shot investigation, I immediately thought it would be inappropriate to use it on the people who had confessed their alignments to me. So, to the Scum who confessed, your secret was imparted as a trusted friend and a good sport and I'll take those confessions to the cosmic tree stump grave with me. I even told Almighty Bob that I had spoken with those players and he would not even allow me to investigate them, anyway. Just getting that out of the way for all the potential cry-babies. So, how would I use my one-shot investigation? Well, when I was alive I was part of a Town block that was coordinating all of their Night Actions. They were all verified by the Town's role cop. He can see roles and affiliation, which is a very powerful role and awesome, so we were solid. We had the watcher, the vigilante and the blocker all in there nice and snug as a bug in a rug and were ready to steamroll those Scum! Now, as a control freak in a vanilla townie role, I don't like being lead by a role cop I can't verify, especially when said role cop is a dick. And my Townie motto is always "verify, verify, verify." So when I was given the investigative action I decided to use it on that dick role cop. And guess what? The leader of the Town block, role cop and Second Officer Lieutenant Commander Andrew Gordon is a scummy-scum-scum-scummo-pants. Hang that Scumbag Dick out to dry, boys. I do hope this turns the tide for the Town. Never kill Hinckley!!! If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine....Magic Stump Sadly, I must now explode and die and be gone forever. See ya! Kaboom!!!!!

No, someone just stepped on one of my roots.

*Magic stump sheds a magic tear*

Was this the original attempt at bluffing the Scum? And how would he know who the Power Roles are? Who told this guy anything? I mean......Poop. Have a Mushroom.

Mushroom?

Ewe ah rah jean yowse.

Poop. Mushroom?

I can do better than saying it.

I just pooped a shitload of magic mushrooms. Magic stump is not allowed to affect the game but can't help but ask for clarification. It's easier to poop mushrooms when I'm not confused. Are you saying that A. the Town can't lynch you because your role is that you would live even if you got the majority of the votes or B. If the Town tries to lynch you, you'll tell the Scum everything you know about who the Town Power Roles are? In essence, threatening them? (I'd say us, but I'm pretty sure Magic Clarifying Stump is a neutral character.)

Magic tree stump gave you that on day one. Way to be observant.

Don't give up Loyalists! The magic stump believes in you!

I ate some of my own poop and those magic mushrooms really give you a trip. They made me hallucinate back to two previous holovids. Ugh, they weren't pretty at all. I think I shall refrain from eating my own poop for a while.

If I wasn't a tree stump I'd have so much to say, but since I am a tree stump, I shall just poop mushrooms.

No, it's in my roots. It's just a magic mushroom, nothing to about. You can even eat it.

Poop.

The Admiral told me that the day will end when someone eats a magic mushroom!

Yayz!

Can I be the tree stump in it?