Hinckley

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The COI??

Will Sam Neill be there? Is that where we drift into Hell?

Thanks for that in-depth analysis. What would a magic stump do without your expert definition of a singularity?

By my count, the day has lasted over 85 hours. Perhaps that jostling of the ship was us sinking into some weird wormhole? Could the Scum have a Dreaming God where they get to change a rule or something? Did they make the day last longer and the ship shaking was an indication that they did that? Isn't there a role that causes there to be no night phase? A Nexus? What's happening? Surely, Admiral Shirley knows how to tell time. Not that a magical tree stump should be speculating about such things or anything... Poop. Mushrooms, anyone?

Where's that server? I'd like some popcorn to go along with this drama. How exciting. I do feel like it's been quite a long day. It feels like I was a "brave" human with lots to say in the wee hours of the morning and throught the course of this marathon day I've become a dead tree stump that poops magic mushrooms. Weird. Anyway, pardon me for interrupting. I'd hate to confuse or intimidate any more would-be-voters.

The Admiral expressly forbade me from influencing the game, so I shall just poop on you for randomness, not for any other reason. Have some mushrooms.

Bicycle Thief was my favorite!

If your role PM says, "Welcome to the game, Excalibur 2.0. You have the spendubiously spectacular job of being Townie-towntastic!" Asking other people if they have any weird words in their PM, just to confirm that they're townie-towntastic is cheating. This should be more the host's responsibility to make this sort of thing impossible. Another example was in IMHOTEP (which is not an acronym) where some of the townies with Night Actions had pictures to go with what it was they carried to achieve that action. Sharing the picture to prove you have a night action would be against the rules. Although, easy enough to fake. Some hosts vary the way they structure the role PMs so that nobody's is the same. Others post the structure in the rules so that everyone sees the structure and therefore wouldn't be able to use it to their advantage to verify people. Also, in IMHOTEP, I learned on the first day what a big portion of the role PMs was for vanilla vs. Night Action townies, so I planted "easter eggs" in a lot of my posts to see if I could get Night Action townies and vanillas to trust me and claim to me and form a town block. This was a questionable move, according to the rules. The hosts couldn't give me a penalty vote because it would verify that I was right and therefore potentially blow the game apart. If the hosts stepped in all the time whether the claim was false or not, that wouldn't be a concern, but I find the best way to avoid that is for the host to post the role PMs so that nobody could attempt that. Quite honestly, it was against the rules for me to attempt that. The hosts did the best they could with runaway Hinck.

Way to read the whole game. To be completely inconsistent and kind of a hypocrite, I use WIFOM all the time. Stupid.

Slightly. The best way to communicate is with words. But it's definitely preferred to OMGUS...if you really have to.

Yay! Hurry up and finish your turn. There are other people in line. I'm glad my mushroom poop hasn't disctracted any more morons from placing a vote.

Nothing. He's actually not completely accurate. The player who previously had your role is now chambered. Flipz, who never played your role...or did he?...maybe in the simulation?...is in the chamber as well. You've done nothing wrong...except for use that stupid acronym.

Tree stump has no feelings! Just mushroom poop!

"My name's Joshua Wright and I couldn't vote because the stump distracted me! 3" Really? Lame. The tree stump says lame! Now I shall poop and make you a magic mushroom...crybaby.

There's also a math book for you to learn how to count and some freakin' tampons for your attitude, you boring piece of shit.

There's diapers in the storage room, you baby.

I can only forgive you if you use it as OMGYS from now on since U is not a word!!!!! Poop! Mushroom?

This is me: I look nothing like Falcon: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Poop! Poop! Poop! Magic mushrooms for everyone! What the megabluck is OMGUS????

I'm not Falcon, I'm a tree stump, you dick.

So's your face!

KABOOM!!! Just kidding.

Bob, you need a new player.

Why would you mind if you're not able to post anyway??