Dragonator

These are some cool comics, I just went and read all of them thanks to the advertising in Batbrick's signature. It seems promotion does occasionally pay off. I'm glad I did come read these though, they are hilarious, with some great one liners and an interesting and funny storyline. I'm going to follow this closely now, good job!

Please don't ask the impossible, I can't handle it... Yay! Another committed dragon follower! Forward for victory!! We will unite and protect dragons from the evils of the uneducated world!!! What!? Dragons, enslaved under the tyrannical rule of a despicable dark wizard!? Not on my watch. Bring out the catapults! Forward the cavalry! Dragons are in danger, they must be saved! As a quick message to you all, please do not take the fact that some small number of dragons are being cruelly enslaved by an evil wizard as meaning that these dragons are sided with an evil force and are thus themselves evil. They are instead slaves to a cruel master, held by a terrible spell. They must be freed! We must fight for their freedom!! Did anyone find that at all aspiring? I'll just go hide in my little hole with my dragon friends then shall I?... Oh yes, and as a slightly on topic note, I too love all the classic knight things like chivalry, honour and all that jazz, it's all very appealing. But of course dragons are number 1. And 2. And also 3, 4, and 5.

Definitely the Dragon Knights and their amazing wise friends, the Great Dragons. Oh wait, that isn't an option? What a pity, if it was they would definitely be the best! Hang on, there are dragons in the current castle line! Are you trying to imply that dragons are not good enough to be there own faction, their own beings? Why must they always be tied to some other entirely different group? Dragons are a free nation, free to do what they want. They do not serve any other kingdom. Some people are able to understand them, and thus treat them with the honour and dignity they deserve (namely the Dragon Knights). However it is sad to see that the people of today have forgot the mighty race of the dragons! I think it is clear who I represent.

Thanks! I think... *insert weird laughter+ Well, I guess that's OK then, as long as it is his choice... But my your people who are actually my people are still watching... Me lose!? You joke surely. Even if my mighty Death Roller is defeated by your small and worthlessly pitiful contingent of swamp living scum, I will escape and once again rise to supremacy! Victory will be mine, whether it be now or in the future!! You will never escape the almighty Lord Dragonator!!! Muhahaha!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! (I'm sure you all understand my mental difficulties, please be patient with me, I haven't eaten any chocolate in a few hours... ) What, you didn't comment on my votes? I quit. (Please do not take that last sentence in any serious means whatsoever, it was simply said on the spur of the moment by one of my other personalities. If you have any queries, my Lawyer self is usually available between three and five on Thursdays, dependent on chocolate conditions) Glad you appreciate the comments, although even I admit that I might have got a tad carried away there at one point. I still look forward to meeting her. I'm not sure if I could stand orange hair, but dark red I can handle. That is a good colour. Ah yes. This plan I like very much indeed. Muhahahaha!!!

To true my friend, to true. I will be victorious! Now, attack my mighty army! Glory, loot and the cleansing of this Earth await! I would just like to clarify that I have appointed Killer as Military Advisor. He always wanted to help with these things. And I am NOT crazy! Not at all! Just slightly insane...

... I can't believe I just listened to that... Do you want to be a TV presenter? I'm sure Shadows would hire you! Please don't look at me like that Shadows, I was only trying to give him some encouragement...

M10 Dromindur; The Ravine A knock came at Dragonator's door. Come. As the door opened, Dragonator put down the pen he was writing with and looked up at the soldier. Yes, what is it? My Lord, there has been an assassination attack on one of our guests, he was lucky to survive. Hmmm, I noticed that there was something strange afoot here. Please go check and see if all our other guests are alright. Dragonator stood as the guard turned to go. Oh yes, but before you go could you take this man down to my guards outside and tell them to throw him in a cell somewhere? Thanks. Dragonator walked out the door as the guard turned back in surprise to notice a man tied up and gagged on the floor with a nasty lump on his head. Ah, yes my Lord. Dragonator walked out into the hallway to find Lord Calvin standing by with some of his entourage. My apologies for this. I can assure you that nobody has got past my defences, so it was definitely someone from this meeting who tried to kill you. And I have a fair idea of who too. At that moment one of the MOrcia representatives stepped out of his room, looking rather dishevelled. What is all the racket? Some of us are trying to sleep. I am sorry my good sir, we were discussing this evenings events. Can you explain why one of your men was in my room with a poisoned knife? The man started up in surprise, almost knocking his hood off. Pulling it firmly down, he replied. They are all hired hands, he must have been a bad pick. My... apologies for your situation. I must get back to bed. Quickly, he turned back to his room and went back inside. How very interesting. I would suggest we all do the same and go back to bed, we will seewhat comes of this in the morning.

Good to see you back with a new Fabuland MOC! A nice story, that is very funny that he is a butcher and married to a... oh dear. They must get along really well if he hasn't taken her to the chop yet. Some nice Fabuland edge there! Let's see, on to the MOC. I like the chimney pots. Yes that is a very random place to start, but they just jumped out at me when I saw them. Very nice. And the brickwork is really effective! Glad I could be some inspiration there, it looks great! There is just a perfect balance of bricks and tiles, so it doesn't look crowded. I like that part. Mainly because you mentioned my name, but also because it looks cool. I have to agree with you on one thing though, it just seems a little too tall. I don't know why, but it just doesn't seem like a little cottage, it looks more... big. Maybe it is just the view I'm seeing, or perhaps I'm just imagining things. But I would think of it as being shorter. Wait, I know what it is! The door. It seems too high. I always imagine cottages as having low ceilings, and with the pair standing in front, the door makes the lower floor look a little to tall. Perhaps if you were to make that shorter? But I don't know. Perhaps I'll just shut my mouth and move on now... Let's see... ah yes! I like the different colours in the path leading up to the door. That looks very effective. And the driveway looks good too, and is well suited to having studs instead of being studless. The interior looks really nice, some good details and furniture in there. The ivy looks nice on the walls too, it makes them have some life, so they don't look dull like most walls. Now, the little red shed. It has a nice, simple design, with a good sized door in relation to the figures. And the interior... awesome! Is that Clarice's sister? Hmmm... Now, the blue truck is very cool, you have very effectively portrayed a well used and run-down little truck, and it looks very Fabuland. The meat trailer is cool too. Well in conclusion, a very nice MOC, you have as usual provided us with a stunning and complex MOC to look at. I look forward to the next instalment. EDIT: Hang on, are those... handcuffs on the bed! I take it all back, hide it away, it burns my eyes! EDIT 2: Oh yes, one more thing. Those arms are not Fabuland! Shock horror!

M10 Dromindur; The Ravine Dragonator was the last man left downstairs, after all the other people had retired to their rooms. He was about to go up to bed himself when on of the guards crept into the room and timidly saluted. My Lord? Yes, what is it. You know how you said that nobody was allowed to leave... Who left? Ah that woman and her two guards. What? Aluvar wouldn't want them running round on their own! Ah I guess it is for the best, I can't spare a large escort anyway at the moment. She always was a girl who knew her own mind. I hope nothing happens to her, or Aluvar will not be happy. As you say sir. What are you still doing here. You are dismissed. Thank you my lord. The guard went back outside, and Dragonator retired to his rooms for some much needed sleep. That night... A sliver of light appeared at Lord Calvin's door. It slowly opened, making barely a sound. The door then shut, and a large shadow crept towards the bed...

What!? Sometimes I feel like drowning myself... Then I remember that the dragons need me!

Yeah my bad, I've been spending to much time in the EBRP thread. I'm going to need some serious reassurance! Now, let's have a look at what I think you should all vote for. Firstly you should turn yourself into me. Not literally, but as in surrender. Jeez, if there was another me, that would be creepy. Anyway, I promise I'll be nice. Mostly. Although you did escape from me. Hmmm, perhaps that isn't the best idea for you... Hey! Who said that? It wasn't me, I want you to turn yourself, that way it will save me the trouble of attacking your pitiful base. Did I say that out loud? I'm not sure, but now I'm talking to myself... I'm so confused! The life of a genocidal homicidal maniac is certainly messed up. Next people will be telling me I've got a split personality. Of course, that has happened before, but we dealt with him, didn't we, oh yes... This is starting to turn out like some script for a horror movie. To be unbiased (which is rare for me) I would say you should both stay and fight. Your both going to die anyway. Damn I wish I would stop telling you all that. Anyway, it would be unsafe for you to send her away, so keep her there by your side so I can kill you both at the same time. Next question. What was it again? Oh yeah, where to fight. You appear to have left out the option to cower in fear under a table at my almighty power, so I guess I'll have to vote for something else. Ah well. And you think I'm biased. Well as you can't votte for that, I think it doesn't really matter what else you do. I'll get you and kill you anyway. Do I have to keep giving my plans away? It appears so. Right, go out in the ATV so I can crush you beneath my wheels of DOOM!! You've got no chance of running, so don't even consider it. Stay and die like a little piggy fight like a man. It will do you some good, and might make you feel better when I am executing your companions one by one. Ah I'm evil! Last question, and I have to make this quick again. Why is it that whenever I sit down to post these things I have to go out to something in five minutes. Anyway, as I said earlier, it probably doesn't matter who you fight with, as your all going to be killed. Although if you surrender I might make you a good offer. But anyway, fight with that Ian Ded fellow, he seems nice. And that way when your watching him being executed you won't feel so bad, as you'll know you at least gave some sort of meagre attempt at helping him live. But any effort you make will be fruitless anyway, so there you go. Well I've got to rush off, so hope these comments help, and that you all die horribly live happily ever after.

I wish we had clearance sales. The only sales we ever get on Lego are the occasional Holiday ones, where we get 15% off. Ah well, life goes on. I went and bought the two smallest sets from the new Indy 4 line, 7624 and 7625. They look cool, and I like the ants and all the other accessories. Now I just need to go bu8ild them.

Clear the area! We have a type 4 gas leak! Your lives could be at risk!! What's a gas leak?

Fish slap? I love fish slap! Let's play again! *Picks up salmon and slaps Barnabus* Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahaha- Ouch! *Barnabus slaps him back with a large cod* Man that's going to sting... And stop waving that stick at me, I don't like stick waving, it's creepy. Unless I'm waving it, that is.

Is it just me or have we been sitting in this bar talking about how we are going to crucify Hinckley for 8 days almost 40 hours now? We must be well into day VI by now. Or maybe I've just had a little too much to drink. I'm becoming depressed having to sit next to this criminal. He's killed me three times already... I need FISH!!

That is a sweet little scene SirNadroj, I love the design of the dragon head! Some very clever uses of parts as usual, and the custom minifig looks great!

Oh well bugger her too! Some people have no patience at all. Say, she could have at least come downstairs and signed the treaty... I suppose I still have your letter though. But now someone can't try and kill her in the night!... Oh well, just take away my excitement then...

Thanks Sinner, I just downloaded it and it seems quick and easy to use. You are a star! All hail the mighty colour chart!

Wow wow wow wow wow! Amazing! Fabulous! Outstanding! World Domination!! Fantastic work Batbrick, that is the greatest military/post-apoc MOC I have seen in a long time! I love it all! I can't stop putting in excalmation marks!! I think I wet my pants!!! Right, please ignore that sudden outburst. Lets have a close look at what I like: EVERYTHING!! Ahem. Firstly my force looks nice, some nice additions since last time. Those gun bikes are cool, a nice use of parts for the guns, and the side-car's are built on well so they look like part of the whole thing, Very nice! Moving on, the cage truck This is really nicely built with an imaginative use of parts for the back bars and a sturdy looking cabin. The only thing I don't like is the fact that it's got a cadged dragon inside. I don't like that bit. But I suppose you needed some poetic licence. Just don't let it happen again. My people are watching you... The Desert Dragon is awesome! I want one! Oh right, I already have one. I really adore all your brick built creatures, but this one just blows the others away! Then again I am a little biased in this, since it's a dragon. I think of all your brick built creatures my two favourites are... this one and the Black Dragon. But that's not just because I love dragons, but because they are also really well built. And also because they're dragons. Moving on, the next one. What was that again. Ah yes, that little mouse of a battle tank thingy. You know I really don't like tha- *loud noises are heard crashing in the background* Sorry about that, someone else was typing on my computer. I sure taught him a lesson. The Death Roller is the best, the cr

Ahh.... My spleen... I guess that's what I get for trying to pass the time with a criminal. Ah well... *Dragonator falls over and dies a horrible death* THE END! Right that's the story finished, so why don't we CONVICT THIS $%!@ER RIGHT NOW!!!

Any dragon looks great my friend, and don't you forget it! YOU LOVE THE DRAGONS! No seriously, you do, you just don't know it. Yes the older viking style ones looked better for display purposes, but they are still Lego dragons, and deserve your love. Friendship to all Dragons! No more discrimination!

Your getting pretty good at this murder business. I'll tell you what. How about we play that again, and go to the Vineyard, where we meet your father and I find out your a cross-dressing prince! You can be called Suzy. Suzy darling, lets go out to find some entertainment. The Vineyard is always good, they have some very tasteful waitresses there. Give your dear Charles a big huge!

You would look good in a frock. I don't have any plans this evening, what about going to The Vineyard for some tasty fun and games? Wait, don't pull that gun sword on me! NOOO!!!!! :skull: Well that was short lived... *yawn* So.... anyone want to go watch the Gladiators in the Arena?

M10 Dromindur; The Ravine Dragonator stood up and tapped his glass. Your attention everybody. I hope you are enjoying your meal. It has now come to that time between dinner and desert, when we shall sign the treaty. I would now like to call upon the two signatories who have not yet signed. Firstly, the Black Falcons, if you please. Most certainly. My kingdom was unsure of this alliance, but I now believe it is the best way forward. Without us working as one, we will soon be over-run by the attacking skeleton army, and anyone else for that matter. I will sign the treaty. Stepping forward, Gremoth took up a quill and signed his name, followed by the other delegate. They finished by placing their seal in the pool of wax that Marcus poured on the page. Thank you. Now I would like to call on the signatories from the Kingdom of Morcia to- Just one moment. Since I have arrived I have not liked what I have been hearing. You plan to battle against Ankoria, our neighbours. Why choose to do such a thing? And why do you need us to fight together? I will not sign this treaty. Why would you of all people care for Ankoria, they are your Kingdom's greatest enemies! Mind you own business. I for one have no more here. The two hooded Morcia representatives stood up and left to their rooms. Dragonator could not help but think their was something odd about the pair. Well that was unexpected. From what Morcia has said to me so far by letter, they were very eager. We will see what they say in the morning. Anyway, thank you to the rest of you. As the first act of this alliance, a military council is to be set up with two representatives from each of the kingdoms. The two representatives from the Dragon Masters are myself and General Marcus here, however it will be up to your own Kings etc to chose for your countries. I will be in touch with them all by messenger. If that is all for the moment, bring out the desert! Food was brought out, and the people all soon were indulging in the rich, sweet pastries and cakes that were on offer. It would appear that the y had forgotten of the pair of mysterious Morcia representatives sleeping above them... Meanwhile... L7 Dragons Keep Grim struggled up the last flight of stairs and came into the courtyard. At the main gates he could hear a large ram smashing against the doors. The ramparts above were deserted, not a sign of the city guards trying to protect the city. Not... much... time... Grim hurried towards Ragnir's rooms, in the modified stables. Pushing the door open, he was met by a blast of fire that casually skimmed over the top of his helmet. It's only me Ragnir! Sorry...Ragnir replied sheepishly. You must get out of here, the city is being attacked, and Lord Dragonator would not like it if I let a dragon stay caught up in this. Thank you for your concern, but my orders from Dragonator were to stay here and watch the Keep, and that is what I will do. Besides, they have taken Baby Nizbet hostage. Well, if that is how you feel... A loud crash came from outside, followed by jubilant shouting. ...I will stay by you. I hope that we have known each other long enough for me to call you friend. Any friend of Dragonator's is a friend of mine. Shall we go? Why not? Outside, an armoured Scorpion Knight approached the door, only to be knocked over as it was blasted open by a burst of fire. Ragnir and Grim came tumbling out. Swinging his axe high in the air, Grim charged into the approaching knights, bludgeoning his way through. With a great roar Ragnir also swiped anyone who came near. Suddenly Grim felt a great weight hit him in the head, as someone smacked him with the pommel of their sword. He went down, and his vision was obscured by blackness... Meanwhile, outside the city walls, Adym and Majiko headed off into the south to find Dragonator and report what had happened.

My apologies of great one. I am actually really sorry, I've been quite busy recently and haven't had the time to make as many posts as I would like to. But all will be revealed soon...