Dragonator

Well, this whole conversation is very interesting, and it looks like your all getting into this game; I have really enjoyed reading this day, one of the best in my opinion. Oh, but unfortunately, look at the time. You'll all have to continue with this discussion tomorrow, sorry. Off to bed now. Oh wait, Dragonator wants to answer a few questions... An interesting question, but I'm not telling. You'll all have to figure it out for yourselves. Hmmm, well, I can talk to my contacts, but I'm not sure. The characters=players thing is supposed to be secret. Um, they have all revealed their identities already you know. Really, why haven't we got the traitors then? I mean character wise. Oh right. OK then, I'll pull some strings and get that done. But only because it's you asking, Savy. Ewww. What, was it something I said? Right, well enough about that. Final voting is as follows: Adam (Fred): 8 Well, 8 out of 10 is pretty good! Perhaps I should threaten random violence more often... Probably not necessary, they've really perked up now. It was good listening today. Still, it is tempting. OK, for the moment, I'm content with this one. Let's see what you all come up with tomorrow! Now we hand over to our narrator. Oh, that's me! No, your a commentator. Remind me why I brought you over here? Oh never mind, now you're here, I probably won't be able to get rid of you. True you know, I have the same trouble... On to th narrator, now! The people of the castle retired to their rooms pleased that they had managed to come to an almost unanimous decision. They awaited eagerly the coming of morning, to see if they were right in their decision... Thanks once again everyone for playing. This day has been particularly good; I'm glad to see you all really getting into your characters. That's what makes a good game. Could those of you who can still be bothered please get their night actions to me, that would be appreciated. This day can now be locked. I can already tell that tomorrow will be one interesting day...

Haha, you want me to answer a question? I'm sick of answering questions. Figure it out for yourselves, I've got an Eiffel Tower to build... That wasn't very host-like. Well, Staudie's getting on my nerves, and I do want to start building that set... I'm glad your finally seeing some sense. About the set? No, about Staudie. Oh right. Well, I'm sure everything will be fine tomorrow when we get him up in his little box with me. I'll even get a painting done for you all. Great, I just can't wait.

Hey, this is pretty good, well done guys! I don't remember judging anything. And I didn't say anything in the entire show! Neither did Majiko. Yeah, thanks, that really makes me feel better. Well, at least they mentioned you, that's better than nothing. Think of all the other people they could have chosen. Just be grateful for what you have. You know I'm never content. World Domination is within my grasp. Yeah, as it is with half the people on this board. And I bet you'd not sound so certain when faced with on of Dr. S's tanks. We would see. I always have a few tricks up my sleeve. Besides, I'm doing it for a good cause, dragons truly should be the dominant species, humans are just terrible. Uh, isn't that you too then? Who said I'm human? Right... This is really off topic. Shall we take this intensely interesting conversation somewhere else? Yeah OK, your head will do fine. Or mine if you prefer. Same thing really. Yeah. ... What, is something the matter? There's no need for you all to stare like that. I was having a perfectly rational conversation. With yourself. Shut it you! This is happening much to much recently. Perhaps I should try and contain most of my personalities to the MC threads... You already are. I'm just particularly persistent. Ah ha, well, perhaps you have something constructive to say? Oh right, yes, I'd just like to say, well done both of you. Anything else? No, that will do for now. I'm a man of few words you see. Piff! As if! No matter, I'm sure we'll hear plenty from you, whether welcomed or not, in the not-so-distant future...

Lord Dragonator storms into the Grand Hall and spots an annoying life form. He steps back in horror. You! Guards, come quickly! Somehow we've been infiltrated by a rival TV show! Um, we did kidnap his editor. Oh yeah. And besides, I just hired him not all that long ago. What!? You can't be serious! Well, he wasn't supposed to start until tomorrow, as I can't let you all see what he's wearing until then, but still, look at what he's already accomplished in today's thread. Utter mayhem? No, he's added some fun to this otherwise boring day. Now the contestants can't complain. They'll complain anyway. If it's not one thing, it's another. *looks pointedly at Staudie* Ah right. Yes. Well, perhaps nw they're all having some fun they might make some decisions? Fun? You've got to be kidding. They already want to kill him, and he's only been here a few hours. Well, they can't, not until I say so at least. Let's see what our dear commentator can do for this little game... of life, shall we? Oh please, don't you start too. Start what? That whole thing with the game... of life. It's just so cliché now. I don't see how you can't all be sick of hearing it. Well it's convenient. You know, I'm getting sick of hearing your voice. We shouldn't even be able to hear each other anyway. Go talk to Majiko or something. He's better company than you. Now that was a bit harsh! Your right, I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. Majiko isn't a good comparison at all, he's almost as bad as Staudie, and that's saying something. Weren't you leaving? Whatever. Dragonator wanders over to the oak table, where lunch is being served...

Wow! JUst plain fantastic! I'm going to have to get that, no matter what the price! I just bought the Eiffel Tower, I seem to have a thing for these awesome sculptures. To bad it's almost impossible to get a Statue of Liberty now... Nice box art, and the design on the dome is also notable. I would love to meet whoever designs these and give them a massive huge. The I'd take them hostage and hold them in some small underground chamber, where they would live out the rest of their days creating beautiful works of art for me to marvel at. You know that sounds a bit creepy, right? Oh yes, um, never mind, pretend I didn't say anything. You know, I worry about your mental health more and more every day. I worry about yours too. Same thing really. Yeah. I don't suppose there is any idea of a release date? I'm sure I have plenty of time to save up some cash anyway.

Nice to see you too Shadows. Draggy now is it? Oh no we can't have that, not at all. I won't stand for it! Well what are you going to do about it then? You keep out of this Majiko! Your the one he's complaining about! Me? Oh no, it can't me. I think he was referring to you. You mean me? Well, same difference. Your confusing me now, shut up, both of you. Someone's a little tetchy about something. Oh right, sorry. Yes, be a little more sympathetic, I'm going through a difficult time. That doesn't excuse rudeness. I'm the one being rude? Your such a hipocrite. And so are you Majiko for that matter. Why I should... The bickering which everyone was becoming much to familiar with gradually faded out as attention shifted back to more important things, such as Mystery Castle...

Another great interview, these are coming in so fast now it's hard to keep up with! It's missing some small flare at the moment, what is that? Um, where's ImperialShadows? Oh he's on my show at the moment, obviously why he's not doing these right now. No, I was think of something else. Where you? He's the only flare I can think of. I know what it is! Pictures! These have been all radio broadcasts, where are the cool pictures? Well, we did steal their camera men... Oh yeah. Um, never mind then. Nice interview Staudie, and with someone I've always wanted to know a bit more about. That was a nice insightful read. Oh, and some great choices for your favourite sets there, Morgan19. I would love to see some more of your crazy photography though, that was always a highlight for me. And when are you getting Shadows back? I know he's been having computer troubles, so lets all cry out into the wilderness together to let him know that we can't wait for him to return. We miss you IS!! Well that was a bit of an anti climax. No echo or anything. Oh well. The point is, I for one am looking forward to having the whole team back. (Although you've been doing well with the editing, excellent work indeed). Now, I've got to go play a quick game with Ragnir, or he'll get grumpy. We don't want that, do we?

Right, I've just got back from my grandmother's funeral (true you know), and what do I find? The people discussing their choices and generally getting on with things nicely? Oh, um, yes, that's what I was going to say. Er, well done everyone. Yes, indeed. So. You were expecting to have to come back and do some growling, weren't you? Well I was kind of looking forward to threatening to kill someone. It would make me feel a bit better. You've got a twisted mind. Yeah, well I have reason too. It's not every day you loss a loved one. Aha! Let's look at the current votes shall we? Staudie: 2 Is that it? Yes. Aha! Well there we have it, I can growl after all! You cannot vote for members of the staff, especially when thy haven't even started yet. Your such a spoil sport. Hey, host person! What? Whatch this! VOTE: Staudie (soon-to-be-employed commentator). How do you like that? Hey, you can't do that! Why not? Because you work here. And? And, um, oh I don't know, you've made me lose my train of thought. It probably crashed. Yes, well, the reason I was commenting on that... Other than just to growl at everyone. ... was because if there is no proper vote by the end of the day, then I will kill someone. No doubt about it. Oh chill. It's not even Lunchtime yet. They've got plenty of time. Yes, well, I want a death tonight, and it better be a good one! Don't worry, I'll have something organised if they don't get the voting done. But I'm sure they will, so why we go and have a nice little game of Chinese Chess shall we? I've heard it's really good. Oh OK then. Hey, what about me? I'll come play with you later. Lead on oh great host person. Lord Dragonator walks off, with some very strange looks. Nobody could figure out why he kept talking to himself...

Hey! That's not nice! He's got a point. Well, um, we're trying to get it fixed. Yes, yes indeed. So what have you got planned then? Um, ah, well, we've got a celebrity guest appearance planned for tomorrow, he'll be doing some of the commentary! You haven't been listening to Majiko have you? Um why? Oh please, don't tell me you got... him? Um, no, of course not, what would make you say that? You did, didn't you? You actually hired Sta- Now now, no need to over react, he's promised to get our ratings rocketing out through the roof! Ain't that great or what? Yeah, and half the audience along with them. Talking of the audience, why don't we invite someone on? Oh, oh pick me! Uh, OK then, um, come up here chap. Pinky flutters into view. Oh, I don't believe it I'm on TV!! Don't tell the contestants that, their already confused enough. I would just like to say hi to my dear mother, my five sisters, and to bluvero (haha, I'm on TV and your not!). Oh, also to Boney, an old friend, and to all my good mates over in the EBRP, who include- Yes, well enough of that, thanks for your time. Now, back to the show, quickly. But I haven't received any prizes or anything yet- The screen goes blank for a few seconds and then reverts to looking out over the Grand Hall, where we can see Majiko quietly trying to get a bar of soap to sing a high C...

IMPORTANT: If you are not a participant in the game, then please do not post in the game. These threads are reserved for players only. The previous day had concluded with no decision made, so the people of the castle gathered on this, the tenth day since the kings murder, intent on catching another traitor. The true question was however, would they get one? Or would they end up condemning another innocent loyalist? Who knows? It was a fairly quiet night, although a couple of people were definitely wandering the corridors, up to no good. Luckily, nobody was killed during the night. What? Ragnir, you said you were going to flame someone! Well, yes, but I talked to the host and he said that would be a bit unfair. But it would have been funny! No wonder our ratings are dropping, the audience is getting bored out of their brains! They haven’t laughed, yet alone clapped, since around Day 4! I knew this show was destined for disaster. Perhaps we should have taken my idea and got in a few more celebrities. ImperialShadows just doesn’t seem to be doing it for us. Umm, I think we’ve got quite enough celebrities thank you, especially with your choices. What, I thought Staudie would have been a great celebrity appearance. He had a cameo a while back, but that didn’t do anything for the ratings. If anything, it was from then that they started dropping… Enough! This is getting silly, perhaps we might get some ratings if the audience had something to watch? Oh right, on with the show! Um, cue the random story teller. I’m not random! Really, I’m not sure I get paid enough to put up with all this. We’ll discuss it later. Now if you don’t mind? Oh fine. Breakfast was served and the people sat down, watching each other warily. The traitors were becoming increasingly hard to spot, and with little to go on, it seemed that they were just going to have to figure things out the old fashioned way. Eventually someone would make a slip… Characters: (in no particular order) Lord Dragonator (non player) Majiko the Wizard (non player) Lord Martin - deceased, condemned by vote Mike (a servant) - deceased, stabbed at night Ernest the Chef - deceased, committed suicide General Marcus - deceased, condemned by vote Michael (a soldier in the royal guard) Lord Savril Lord Ash - deceased, condemned by vote Lord Gary Lady Suzanne – deceased, condemned by vote Grim (head of the royal guard) - deceased, killed at night General Spencer - deceased, condemned by vote Mary (a maid) Paul (the cellar keeper) Daniel (a young squire) - deceased, crushed by a potato cart Rotrigous (king’s advisor) Calvin (a local fisherman) - deceased, condemned by vote Kyle (the castle torturer/executioner) Lieutenant Byron (of the royal guard) Friar Brown Damien (a doctor and herbalist) - deceased, condemned by vote Fred (a soldier in the royal guard) Players: (in no particular order) 1. Zepher 2. TinyPiesRUs 3. Hyphos 4. ImperialShadows 5. WhiteFang 6. Cpt. Pegleg Blockbeard 7. Dovchenko 8. iamded 9. stash2sixx 10. I Scream Clone 11. Pencoin 12. Trexxen 13. Quarryman 14. Batbrick 15. Hinckley 16. AgentRick57 17. TheBrickster 18. Adam 19. Commanderbly42 20. Atoll Dweller 21. Flatfoot Thompson Please note that voting for the building challenge will remain open for another week. Make sure you go vote! Keep posting, and make sure you find those traitors! If we don’t get a conviction today, then I will randomly kill one of you. And it will be random, I’ll roll a die and everything. So, take that as fair warning. Oh, and if I hear one complaint about a lack of clues, I’ll feed the complainer to my good buddy Ragnir. You’ve got plenty go on. Good Luck! For by God you’ll need it.

Oh dear, would you look at the time? And you were all so close too. Such a pity. However, it's bed time, so I guess that voting will have to wait until tomorrow. Final votes were as follows: Zepher (Mary): 1 Trexxen (Kyle): 1 Commanderbly42 (Paul): 5 Sinner (draconian walrus): 1 A majority of 6 was needed. Oh dear. Well, better luck tomorrow! The had set, and the people of the keep made their ways slowly to their beds. In the end, no decision had been reached in the voting, however the following day looked promising. If not, well, Ragnir was looking hungry... Thank you all for your continued participation, I hope you are all still enjoying yourselves. Day 10 (double digits already? Man...) will be up soon. Could those people with night actions get them to me now, if they can be bothered. Let us see what the night brings... EDIT: Oh yes, and this topic can now be locked. I knew I forgot something...

Time is running out people! Get those votes in please, we don't want this to have been a wasted day now, do we? Besides, Ragnir looks like he's getting hungry... Don't say I didn't warn you.

Um, you've already voted. The current votes are as follows: Zepher (Mary): 1 Trexxen (Kyle): 3 Commanderbly42 (Paul): 3 Sinner (random walrus): 1 A majority vote of 6 is required for someone to be condemned. So, how's everything been going? Not bad, I've been trying this meat that's being prepared for dinner, it's bloody good stuff! Um, that's the new chef... Oh. Sorry. That's all right, I'll go buy another one tomorrow. Well, what have you been doing? Naf all really, I've just been in an alternative universe, which was utterly boring. I hate meetings. Wars and stuff are much more fun. Oh right. And did you say hello to me while you were there? Yes, I did, but I didn't have time to stop and chat unfortunately. That's why I like it here, we have more time to talk. Yes, good isn't it? Good God, what is that awful stench? I think we're about to find out... At that moment the lavatory door was flung open, and a large slime moster emerged, dripping and horrible, raising a brown arm, it pointed dramatically at Lord Dragonator, then went into a coughing fit. Um... Help! I almost drowned in there! Some people around here have some serious indigestion problems. Oh sorry, that was me. Who are you? Lt. Byron, sir. Oh, Blocky, right. Now will someone please wash me down? Majiko! I'm glad your OK! For now I can pummel you!!! Gah! Majiko raced off down a corridor with Lord Dragonator in hot pursuit. Ragnir turned to look at Lt. Byron. You know, surprisingly, they're actually best friends. Funny really.

Don't worry, Ragnir and I have a special arrangement for disloyal employees. And I will point out now that I am the only person allowed to edit my posts. Is that biased or what!

I know I've been busy recently, but it seems that the regularity of story posts is starting to thin out a bit. Or is that just me? Anyway, I've just put in a new one, hopefully it will spice things up a bit and get us back onto making some exciting posts. I have a great saga lined up with a couple of other characters, although it is dependent on whether Batbrick decides to come back. He's thinking about it.

Oh man, I forgot I was going to build that! Maybe later. L7 Dragons Keep; The Royal Council of Five Chambers All rise for Lord Dragonator, Lord of the Morn, Supreme Councilor to the- Yeah, yeah, whatever, this meeting is adjourned. I suppose everyone's here? Well, yes, other than Scorpia of course, for obvious reasons. This from Rotrigous, who was sitting hunched forward in his chair. It was early the next morning, and there was still a markable chill in the air. Dragonator seated himself in a large ornate chair at a large circular table. To his right sat General Marcus and Majiko, while Rotrigous was two seats too the left. Nobody else was present except a guard near the door. Excellent. I guess I must welcome you all to the first session of the new Royal Council, yadda yadda yadda. Do I really have to go through all the formalities? This is stupid anyway. Why are we the Royal Council now? I liked the Council of 5 better. Perhaps because there's only 4 of us now. Yes, but we'll get a 5th person soon won't we? The 5th person is appointed by the king. Do you see a king anywhere? Well... Enough! This is fruitless. The main reason we changed names anyway is because Majiko has informed me that a group of wizards has also decided to call themselves the Council of Five. Bloody cheats! Stealing our name and all. The scandal! Hey, that's my order your talking about... An order of stuffed windbags who think that because they can do a few tricks means they're the most important things on the planet! Arrogant old sods... Why I ought to say something extremely funny and witty to that insolent remark. But you can't. No. Gah! Stop it, both of you! Dragonator is waiting aren't you my lord? What? Oh yes, um, of course. Right, to business. What are we discussing? Good question. Why are we having this meeting in the first place? Seems like a complete waste of time to me. Because we are the government, and governments have meetings. Now, who wants to give their report first? ... ....... Cough. Oh come on! Somebody say something! Well... I guess I could talk about the action taken with the Ankorians yesterday? Yes! I mean, please, continue. Not all that much to say really. We had food distributed, and found their leaders, who were taken to the dungeons for questioning. stupid dead sheep shoes, how horrible. The rest of their troops were happy to sit around and do nothing really. Lord Dragonator came down to see what was happening, and gave a speech to the enemy soldiers. Not much else really. They will be sent back to Ankoria under guard tomorrow, where they will meet with much shame no doubt. We have already contacted the Ankorian government, and a treaty is being drawn up as we speak that will deal with the war damages and the appropriate ransom payments for some of the generals. We won't be releasing all of them however, best to keep some prisoners to deter future invasion. Hang on, why aren't we the ones drawing up that treaty? Um, accordingly it's being taken care of... What is this place coming too!? Do we have nothing of any importance to do? Majiko's finding his nose pretty important right now. Hey! That;s rude, I was paying attention! Something about a treaty. See what I mean. Let's face it, all the important stuff is happening else where, and we've been left to sit and twiddle our thumbs. I won't have it! Let's go... do something... yes, we'll go help with that treaty! The group stand up with a determined dissolve and, with an almost comical leap, speed past the bemused guard, leaving Majiko sitting at the table. Hey, where's everybody going? I don't think they really know, sir. Ah stuff it. Majiko lolled his head back and started to snooze. The unfortunate guard was left to stand around, guarding...

Most certainly agreed, especially when those quotes are not as they were too begin with. I am very angry with these two, and they are both on their last warnings, as I have said via PM. I will not accept a breach of the playing rules, especially when you are attempting to mislead the other players with outside information. I will not have anyone quoting my PMs, especially if they quote them wrongly. I have asked both of these players to remove those posts; the information is not valid, and is to not be taken into consideration when you are making your choices. There is nothing I hate more than someone who tries to get out of a situation by cheating, and using outside information, false or otherwise, is strictly forbidden. It is not in the spirit of fair play. You are allowed to share what you are told, but not quote it. I hope this is clear to everyone, I do not want to see it happen again. Next time, there will be no warnings. Comprende? Right, angry bit out of the way, sorry to have to make you all go through that. Keep up your discussion, and most of all, catch those traitors! EDIT: Looking back at that, I hope I didn't appear to harsh. I don't mean to sound rude and angry, I just don't want the game to be ruined for anyone because of a breach of rules. I'm not an angry person, really, just sometimes my draconic temper gets the better of me. Yes. Well. This is awkward. Let's just observe the warning, and move on. Um, yes. This silence is bugging me. Somebody please get me out of this! I hate telling people off, it makes me feel bad...

Don't worry, the peacekeeper has arrived! Well yes, but then in the main rules it states that if you are killed you are under no circumstances allowed to post in the thread, mainly for the reason that you could in some way affect someone's judgement, which would be unfair. That first statement is aimed at other non-players; the players should know they can't post if they're dead. It's good to see your still reading the threads stash, however please resist commenting, no matter how much you want to say something. Thanks for understanding, I just don't want anyone complaining about having an outside influence. Right, now that that's cleared up, go vote for someone, now! If I don't see someone voted off, Ragnir just might pick someone at random to have for his supper...

Maybe. But I do think it looks good. The dragon was the decision maker though. If there is any dragon hunting involved, I'll be sure to be straight in there to preach the word of the dragons and hopefully stop any abuse. Hopefully Lego doesn't partake in quests to kill dragons, like so many other fantasy games do. If they do, I might be tempted to do something about it. Hopefully, the dragons are our friends!

You know, I like the look of this game, perhaps I'll join the latest craze. Count me in for this, sounds fun. Guild ON!

I like it, I wonder who did the art? It looks very similar to the work of the creator of Brikwars. Oh look, I spot a dragon! Right, I'm definitely going to play this game now!

About this amazing calender, has anyone else heard anything about a release date? I just ordered one for myself through the New Zealand Lego Club. Sometimes it's good to be part of that club. Anyway, that's being delivered in the first week of November. I can't wait to get it! Medieval Santa ON! And Skellie Santa too!

Oh look, Batbrick's angry, why is he angry? Umm, do I have a reason for posting here? I don't know. Oh yes I do! I pre-ordered all the clone wars sets, whcih I'll go pay the first instalment for this weekend, and also the Castle Advent Calender, which is to be delivered around the 1st of November. Yay for me!

Oh thank you. Really I want to ask you a few questions today, but Dragonator tells me you had a good reason for not entering my fabulous challenge, so I'll forgive you... for now. I can do prodding. As a great, wise, and sensitive dragon, prone to the delicacies of a finer life than that of other dragons, I would be happy to impart my vast store of wisdom on you all. The only thing your prone to you big wind bag is stomach cramps after cleaning out a whole weeks supply of fresh meat! You, wise? I've seen codfish with more sense than you! There's no need to be so hurtful, what did I ever do to you? Oh you know I'm just joking. I think you are very wise for such a young dragon, and you're one of the bravest I've ever met. Really? Definitely. Oh thank you. Ragnir picks Lord Dragonator up and hugs him to his chest, severly crushing his ribs. Your... killing.. me... Opps, sorry. Um, I'll get on with my questions shall I? Yes, and I'll go find us a game for later. There's this rather nice one from the north I wish to try with you, it's called Chess or something... You go look for that. Ragnir turns to look at everyone else, bending down menacingly, and puffs what, in other circumstances, would have been a very comical puff of smoke. Today I have some questions for some of you, which you can answer or not, I don't mind. But remember, everyone is watching. The people I'm going to speak with are Lord Savril, our 'good' friar, and our cellarkeeper. I think they look suspicious. By a compete coincidence, they are also the three people who didn't enter my amazing building challenge, which obviously means they are traitors, but I guess you can't vote on that alone. Hey, I had a good excuse! I'm not even here! And I don't have any pigeons to kick! Yeah, well sorry Lord Savril, I'm asking you some questions all the same. His Dragonship did tell me you might have a good reason, but I'm going to pick on you anyway. But that's biased! And mean... Tough, I'm a dragon, get used to it. Now, lets see what I've got writen down here... Ragnir brings out a very large sheet of paper, which he deftly unrolls. Ahem. First to you, Mr. so-called-good Friar. Where's your entry? I want to see it, right now! Do you here me! No, I don't want any excuses? Do you hate me? Is it because I don't believe in your God? Are my scales to bright for you? Did I drink to much of your stash? Please, tell me why!!!! After a short period of sobbing, Ragnir recovers himself. Oh yes, one other thing. Our painter just finished this little number, showing a certain symbol seen through a certain window in a door in your chapel. I know our wizard knows what it means, if we could ever find him. What secrets are you hiding friar? Is there perhaps something these people should know about you? Are you really the good, humble friar that everyone takes you for? Well? Did you really not enter my contest because I have bad breath? Answer me God damn you!!! Ragnir trails off into another fit of hysterics, leaving the group to silently contemplate just how sane the young dragon really is. Right, um yes. Paul. How are you? You know that last batch was superb. So, perhaps you could say, discuss why you didn't enter my contest over one of those nice ales of yours? Of screw this good cop bad cop, just tell me what you know already! What things are you hiding down in those cellars of yours, huh? And what reason do you really have for not entering my contest? Is it because I drank three barrels of your famous summer ale one night a few weeks back, is that it? I know you have some reason to bear a grudge, otherwise you would have entered... Do you need some time out Ragnir, you're getting a little emotional. No no, I'm fine. Now let's move on to... the last person, that Lord Savril. Ragnir slowly passed up to Lord Savril, who was quaking in his high-heeled boots. Ragnir pushed his face right up close, peering into his eyes. A wet patch appeared on the Lord's pink dress... Hang on, is that description right? I'm remembering scenes from a certain contest that gave a tour of some of the lower dungeons, and it is not a pretty memory! Opps, sorry, I got dressed in the dark. This is my, uh, torturing dress... Right... Ahem, excuse me? I'm supposed to be asking questions, remember? Go on then. Savril, I've been watching you, and I need to know, right here, right now. Why didn't you enter? I had such hopes for you... Is that all he's going to ask? This is such a waste of time. What, no, of course not. I have other things. Umm, of I've lost my train of thought now. Anyway, I've got my eyes on you, so be warned! Yes, not so tough now, huh? You'll never not enter one of my contests again, for sure not! And what if I don't enter another one, huh? Then I'll burn you to a fine powder. OK, you've made your point. Ragnir, I found this game! Come play, these people can squabble amongst themselves for a while, they don't need us. OK, I'm coming! Now I hope you've learned your lesson you three, remember next time to make an entry. The unlucky trio mumble a vague agreement and, with a satisfied snort, Ragnir sedately made his way out into the sunshine to play chess on the lawn. The people were left to make what seemed to be another series of very weird events...

Great interview guys, or should I say, Staudie, utterly fantastic! The live version is hilarious! I think that this particular interviewee is one of the few that a live interview would work with however, I sure know I wouldn't have been able to handle it! That's very interesting that your limited to the pirate forum. I suppose I wouldn't mind being limited to the H&A Forum, however then I miss out on any particularly interesting discussions elsewhere, as well as all the community stuff too! Come pack to us Phes! I suppose you have a lot of work to do here however, so your reason for limiting yourself is in itself to avoid distracting topics. I don't think I could really do that. Well, this has been fun, perhaps I should come visit this forum more often. Are there any dragons in pirates? No? Oh, well, doesn't matter. Perhaps a pirate ship that's shaped like a dragon? OK, a little wishful. I do have a particular fondness for pirates though, it's just not as big as my love of castle. Right enough from me, if I can only see ya here Phes, I guess I better come back sometime and see what wacky things are going on! Pirates ON! (But Dragons more ON! )