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Shadows

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  1. PEOPLE!!! There will be no random killing here. You are all suggesting heresy! The town has truly gone mad... Take a moment and remember the scriptures, then think logically and help us be of one mind in our actions, lest we start accusing each other merely because lego12 someone is annoying as the fiery pits of hell.
  2. No, but that's an incredibly good idea! I bet I can get Hinck in on it too!
  3. (OOC: Double posting is overlooked in these threads, so don't worry if you need to. However, if you make a post, then want to add to it, just make another post quickly and the forum software will automatically merge the posts.)
  4. Just what is it that you study? You should be spending more time with your Holy Bible and less with the wasteful pursuits of man. *whispers to the Inquisitor, "we must watch the ones who put their efforts into learning, they are often the first to go wayward."* Some people are a little more interested in profit than in dealing with this very serious problem. Still, that garlic bread smells delightful. Make mine a double, please and everyone remember to bless your food! Matter of fact, let's just make this a good test, I'll bless it. *begins to pray* Now eat up, everyone. Only a witch would avoid blessed garlic bread. As our Lord said, "I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." We should watch this one, he seems haughty and caught up in his own supposed nobility. Have some garlic bread, it shall improveth thy stink.
  5. I have been reviewing those myself, but the people seem to live simple lives, mostly transgressing in small ways that they appear truly sorry for. I am afraid that those who are evil have learned to disguise their true natures, preventing easy detection. I have wondered about a few, especially the women who seem to offer temptation to the working men by liberally exposing their assets and using sharpened tongues to charm. Many of the local parishioners have expressed an inability to prevent wayward thoughts about these women, it could be the first step in luring them to evil. I have preached the good word, the joyous redemption and the sanctified life to them. I have cared for them spiritually and, when possible, tried to help them in their daily lives. But times have been tough here in Azufre, and I fear that some have fallen to evil out of fear, desperation or greed. No one can be above suspicion from the lowly, smelly farmer to the highest gentleman. I have used all the words at my disposal to warn the people of the risks they take when dabbling in evil... the fits, loss of hearing, speech, and sight, loss of memory, loss of appetite; hallucinations, and sensations of being pinched by invisible hands and bitten by invisible mouths, yet some of them giggle at such things as if they do not take it seriously. Maybe that is a manifestation of demonic possession, yet it occurs on hallowed ground where such things should not be possible. It is like we have returned to Ashkelon, filled with evil witches, needing the swift sword of our Lord to bring them to destruction!
  6. I have spent all night preparing the church for the arrival of the Inquisitor and now that he is here, I can almost feel the evil retreating a bit, knowing that it is about to be challenged more strongly than was ever possible for me, a simple, humble priest. It is quite a relief to have you here, Master Inquisitor. I have prepared an office and rooms for you. We are a small parish, not wealthy like you may be accustomed to, but you should be quite comfortable here. The people are good, most of them, but a few have been led astray by the evil that must be stopped. Together, we can restore things to what they once were, I know it, the Lord has told me so. Personally, I have eyed the foreigner a bit suspiciously as well. He is from a land where the people dabble in things we wouldn't... Still, it would be unfair to judge prematurely.
  7. Alexander: Priest of Azufre in the Witch Hunt Mafia, Me, my red Vader, Ivan: Russian Wrestling Bear of Moonlight in the Baritones, and one for Halloween. I've used a lot more than that, those are just recent. I'll switch to a Fabuland one in a little while.
  8. Those actually look better than the avatars, brighter and clearer. I'd switch if I hadn't fixed mine already. Predicting the future? That is the sign of a witch! BURN!
  9. Brilliant! I shall gathereth up the torches. Let's start with you, just to instilleth trust in the flock!
  10. I've already been making a list, my son. Are you my son? No, I haven't a son.. that I know of. Oh no, that's not possible, I am a man of the cloth. Right! I should wash these robes sometime... (OOC: Ok, I have a legitimate question! How will we vote TinyPius off this time? )
  11. I have a tag for that too, but alas, no room.
  12. You kids are weird.
  13. Now children, I know that the spirits are about and it makes your blood run hot, but we must control our urges and keep to the matter at hand and not be distracted from our duty! I thinketh cold showers are the order of the day. Let us pray!
  14. Great job! Full of detail but not overdone and I always like a checkered floor. Oh, and title fixed.
  15. *gasps* Tattoos and marks upon the skin are a sign of evil! *gasps* Devlish speak and rampant adultery! *gasp* Er... hmmm... I must go adjust my robes now.
  16. Hello, ma'am. Now I'm not one to normally observe such things, but those are some mighty fine irises you have. Somewhat beguiling. Hmmm... What is this matter of conveyance that you are using? I have never seen anything quite like it. *stares at the construction vehicle and begins to get suspicious*
  17. (OOC: It does get in the way sometimes, especially when I trip on it. Why was I born a midget? )
  18. (OOC: Considering all the mindless babbling going on here by people who shall remain nameless like Hinck , I'd say start a new thread for day 1 and just rename this one. It'll be more orderly.)
  19. The fool babbles like he who hath a demon inside! Get the torches, let us burn it out of him, before he infecteth us all! (OOC: Really? I don't remember that... )
  20. You seemeth to be the black cauldron of hell, calling the rest of us pots as if you were not as black as your own cat. Or something like that. Can I get an amen?
  21. I have filled them with the words of our Lord, but some of them heareth not. I think they have been touched by the firey claws of the demon below! It is like a disease, spreading throughout the community, plaguing their souls and hardening their hearts to the love of God. It is a blessing that you have finally arrived to provide me with the strength to carry on this fight. Now that there are two of us to attack this scourge in the name of our Lord, we shall succeed! Praise be until Him!
  22. Actually, I have 5, but there's only room for 4. They're just a sign of participation in various things, and flags are, as previously stated, a reward for earning admission into the Fellowship. In my case, it's one for the Fabuland Builder's Guild, one as a teacher in the Reviewer's Academy, one for being a customizer in the Minifig Customization Workshop and the flag. It isn't a guarantee of anything, but participation in the site can lead to such things. If those interest people, they might try to get involved and see what happens.
  23. I can confirm this... he smells horrible.
  24. Sure. No matter how many lines it is, if it's meant to go together it counts as one caption. Therefore, you could do two more if you wanted. I'll update the rules to make that clearer.
  25. Since it's already been stated that you and Skipper24 can enter the regular contest, the answer seems clear, doesn't it?
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