Capn Frank Posted February 11, 2009 V-LV-23A Why I built this Truck: So i saw a poster about Chuck Norris and thought it would be cool to have a Lego fig that looks like Chuck Norris. I made the fig with what MF components i had and came up with what is seen below. Then I decided he needed a truck; I mean you can't have Chuck Norris without a truck! Therefore, i made this truck... ...Ta da! Chuck Norris Bio: I assume everyone knows who Chuck Norris is, but just in case you don't, here are a few facts about him. He built the cabin he was born in with his bare hands. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriot720 Posted February 12, 2009 Nice truck! I like the Chuck Norris minifig Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiley905 Posted February 12, 2009 nice, tbh i have never seen a chuck norris film, but the face looks about right (ive seen some pics). i like yer truck. it looks pretty to scale. goodjob chuck norris doesnt love raymond Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ak-47 Posted February 12, 2009 Possibly the best LEGO creation ever? Win! Wouldn't it be cool to the modelbuilders build a giant Chuck Norris that could do roundhouse kicks! ~Ak-47 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mandziarat Posted February 12, 2009 One word, Cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lego12 Posted February 12, 2009 Phred in the Town forum? What!?! The truck and fig look great! The facts are hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loganwan Posted February 12, 2009 HAHA! Love the Norris. If you made the truck silver/gray, and added more lights, you could re-enact your favorite Walker, Texas Ranger episodes. Too cool. Now I want a Chuck Norris Minifig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ricecracker Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) Looks great Phred! Yay, another Norris fan. Also, the truck itself is very nice, and I wouldn't be ashamed of having that in my own town. My favourite part would have to be the part inside the bed that covers the wheels (I don't know the name). Make more town stuff. Now. Seriously. Edited February 12, 2009 by ricecracker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loganwan Posted February 12, 2009 Looks great Phred! Yay, another Norris fan. Also, the truck itself is very nice, and I wouldn't be ashamed of having that in my own town. My favourite part would have to be the part inside the bed that covers the wheels (I don't know the name). Make more town stuff. Now. Seriously. It is the wheel well, and it IS a nice touch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral Blockbeard Posted February 13, 2009 Can Chuck Norris make a hamburger he can not eat? I got you there! Good little MOC lots of detail! Regards, Cpt. PB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WesternOutlaw Posted February 13, 2009 Wow! I haven't seen much of Chuck Norris lately. Interesting creation. What would a guy like Chuck be without a truck? Now if you add some Delta Force motorcycles and anti-terrorist vehicles, then you'd be talking the Chuck I remember - the MIA Chuck, not the newer Texas Ranger Chuck. Your overall design of this pick-up is nice, esp. the bed. I like that it has a more squarish look compared to the more rounded 6-stud wide vehicles coming out lately. Good solid design. Nice job on this. I would say that Chuck looks good too, but based on that bio you provided, Chuck looks great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ricecracker Posted February 13, 2009 It is the wheel well, and it IS a nice touch Right! Thanks for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueBard Posted February 13, 2009 Wonderful truck, there's so much place at the back! And great Chuck's MF, too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capn Frank Posted February 23, 2009 I was having some fun with my truck with my wife's new horse trailer. I've got the really old SUV from some river set that wasn't complete. I wanted to give a size comparison of Chuck's truck with a trailer and a 4-wide vehicle. Phred in the Town forum? What!?! The truck and fig look great! The facts are hilarious! Sorry Lego12, I knew i should have posted this in the pirate forum. Thanks, and i'm glad you enjoyed the facts. HAHA! Love the Norris. If you made the truck silver/gray, and added more lights, you could re-enact your favorite Walker, Texas Ranger episodes. Too cool. Now I want a Chuck Norris Minifig. Down the road i'd hope to. Wow! I haven't seen much of Chuck Norris lately. Interesting creation. What would a guy like Chuck be without a truck? My thoughts exactly! Now if you add some Delta Force motorcycles and anti-terrorist vehicles, then you'd be talking the Chuck I remember - the MIA Chuck, not the newer Texas Ranger Chuck. Your overall design of this pick-up is nice, esp. the bed. I like that it has a more squarish look compared to the more rounded 6-stud wide vehicles coming out lately. Good solid design. Nice job on this. I would say that Chuck looks good too, but based on that bio you provided, Chuck looks great! I'm liking this! When i actually get around to building a town (again), i'll have to have the some of these delta force motorcycles at the cabin he built with his own bare hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stash2Sixx Posted February 23, 2009 Great! Now you need to make a waffle iron and a bowling ball for when Chuck goes to play badminton! Very nice, I like! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Green Hair Posted February 23, 2009 Ha nice truck Phred, i see you got Chuck Norris's son also one! Did you add suspension so it can do jumps like the General? Love the quotes too, good laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MetroiD Posted February 23, 2009 I live in fear of Chuck Norris. I cannot say anything bad about Chuck Norris since I dread the thought of dying at the hands (or is that feet?) of his roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris has modelled the very world I live in. In that sense, Chuck Norris there has made an absolutely lovely rendition of his own truck (which he made in the first place) in LEGO scale. Needless to say, he also made the LEGO bricks for this truck himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-JD- Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) Thats really good. I like the car the most. My favourite Chuck Norris facts: Chuck Norris is the only person to have slammed a revolving door. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey, until Chuck Norris came in and round house kicked her in the face. I have a poster in my LEGO collection room with 50 Norris facts. They are all so funny! JD Edited February 23, 2009 by Jammiedodger714 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites