Kai NRG

(MOC) Cow Tipping

Recommended Posts

I've always wanted to do a bit of building in a cowboy genre, so I finally made time to do this two-build story.

29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg So Jep… tell us about these friends of yours, will ya?  When did you say they’re coming?

30333530832_ab727e3c69.jpg

29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg Oh, sometime this morning.  They’re city slickers, you know.  No telling how long it’ll take ‘em to get ready, or how many trunks they’ll be bringin’, or anything like that.
*abrupt knock on the door*
30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg That’s probably them! – eh, Jep?
29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg Welcome, Bill!  Come on in, Charlie!  Good to see ya!  Bill, Charlie, this is Wayne.

29819462234_f9f5d8c1d7.jpg

29760478163_c4dea92745_t.jpg *shakes hands* Howdy!
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg *politely*  Good day to you as well, sir.

30413809336_786e93573b.jpg

30275733332_a1d67dba42_t.jpg *guffaws loudly* Sir!  How’s that, Bill?  Not bad for your rough-and-readys, eh? *shakes hands with Wayne*
29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg And allow me to introduce you to Jack, another good friend of mine.
30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg Good to see some new faces out here, gentlemen!
29760478163_c4dea92745_t.jpg A pleasure to be seen, I’m tellin’ ya!  What a time we had gettin’ ready for this trip!
30275733332_a1d67dba42_t.jpg Didn’t we!  What’s doing here in your neck of the woods?  Bill and I, we’re up to anything.  Shall we vamoose la ranch and pull over some buckin’ broncos, or what’s the program, eh cowboys?
30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg *aside*  You’ve got some real yuppie friends, Jep.
29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg *embarrassed* Oh, it’s all talk.  They’ll get over it.  *raises voice*  Well, in fact, I’m not sure that, with those awful neat outfits…
30275733332_a1d67dba42_t.jpg *interrupting quickly* Oh, that’s not a problem!  We’ve…
29760478163_c4dea92745_t.jpg Not a bit of it, in fact!  Just what Charlie was saying!  See, we brought along some…
30275733332_a1d67dba42_t.jpg *excitedly* Yep, we did too!  And we’ll be ready in no time.
29760478163_c4dea92745_t.jpg Won’t we, just!
29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg But… ah… ready for what?
30275733332_a1d67dba42_t.jpg Oh, don’t…
29760478163_c4dea92745_t.jpg Just give us a sec!
30275733332_a1d67dba42_t.jpg Right!  Ready in a jiffy, cowboys!
*exit city slickers*
30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg Hmm.
29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg Okay, well… that was…
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg Don’t know about you two, but I think it’s about time to go cow tipping.
*re-enter city slickers*
30392280515_7befc0d2d9_t.jpg Ta-da!
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg Seriously?
 30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg *in an undertone* I agree with you about the cow tipping.
30392274695_34184411d5_t.jpg Well, what d’ya think?  Pretty spiffy, eh?

30363777691_e17ba5be2b.jpg

30392280515_7befc0d2d9_t.jpg Gen-u-ine!
29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg Yeah!  Yeah, really…
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg Hats, anyone?
30392280515_7befc0d2d9_t.jpg Oh, we got those!
30095321510_e3208deed0_t.jpg Drrrumrrroll pleeeeze!
30306189401_8d8a2f4011_t.jpg Dun – Dun – DUN!!
30333519862_1290e8d538.jpg

30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg Splendid!  Now – who’s ready for some cow-tippin’?!?
30095321510_e3208deed0_t.jpg *aside to Charlie* What’s cow-tipping?
30306189401_8d8a2f4011_t.jpg I dunno.  But I’m game.
30095321510_e3208deed0_t.jpg We’re your men!
30306189401_8d8a2f4011_t.jpg Let’s go!

30333470882_ceb42f1bb3.jpg

29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg Wait! – wait – it needs to get dark first.  Cows don’t tip well until they’re asleep.
30095321510_e3208deed0_t.jpg *raising eyebrows* Oh!  Is it that kind of tipping?!  Goodness gracious.  I’d never thought cows tipped their owners.
30306189401_8d8a2f4011_t.jpg Especially – asleep!
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg What on earth are you two jabbering about?  The cows don’t tip us, we tip them!
30095321510_e3208deed0_t.jpg Oh!  My!  Got much change on you, Charlie?
30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg *aside* Do all yuppies act like this?
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg I think you’d better explain a bit, Jep.
29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg Um… right.  Yeah.  Cow tipping is – well, see, when it gets dark out, cows go to sleep.
*animated nods from the city slickers*
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg Standing up.
30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg But it’s hard to get a full night’s rest standing up.
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg Ever tried it?
30095321510_e3208deed0_t.jpg Um… can’t say I have…
30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg Trust me, you don’t want to.
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg Right.  Not pleasant.  So we put the cows out of their misery by going out there and tipping them over.
30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg So they can lay flat on the nice, soft grass.
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg And get a good night’s rest, so they’ll give plenty of milk the next morning.
29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg *aside*  Wow.  I’d never heard it spun out quite that well.
30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg Thanks.
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg So’re you two willin’ to lend a hand?
30306189401_8d8a2f4011_t.jpg Anytime, cowboys!
30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg I really wish he’d stop saying that.
29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg It’s settled then!  Soon as it gets dark, we head out.

29817934973_48de25419e.jpg

*later, after dark*
 30429451396_144d6f6fe3.jpg
 30392269065_6832f51301_t.jpg Alright.  Here’s the plan.  Bill, you take that brown one off to the right.  Charlie, let’s see if you can’t tackle the white one near the tree.  Ready?
30306189401_8d8a2f4011_t.jpg You bet!  But what are you folks gonna do?
29761959624_ef20db9402_t.jpg Oh, Jep here is goin’ to tip us a stave, won’t you Jep?
29761958004_50134c8155_t.jpg My pleasure!

30379533711_49d3fbd42b.jpg

30095321510_e3208deed0_t.jpg *whispers* Okay Charlie, now’s our chance to shine!

30167901150_5c7d6cd3c9.jpg

30306189401_8d8a2f4011_t.jpg Let’s go it!

30429465836_f8cc7562b6.jpg

30095321510_e3208deed0_t.jpg On the count of three…

30429479516_d9ce19152f.jpg

30429446066_6c7590c88d.jpg

30306189401_8d8a2f4011_t.jpg *groans* They must not have been sleeping soundly…
The End

Hope you enjoyed it!  C&C welcome; I had some fun with these builds, especially the second one.  Thanks for reading!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

First off, WESTERN!! 

The story was amazing! The builds are also really good. The building interior has great color and decor. I particularly am found of the chairs. Nice usage of the window lattice. 

The exterior scene has the amazing path going through it. I'm trying to figure out how you got that cowboy to balance on the broken fence. 

Look forward to more Western from you. :wink:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 10/21/2016 at 0:04 PM, koalayummies said:

Great photography and lighting and using the character's pictures as opposed to names. Very fun. 

Thank you!  It's been done in the Andromeda's Gates forum quite a bit, so I just carried it over!

On 10/21/2016 at 3:49 PM, Norseman said:

Great photos! I love the Wild West sets. I really wish there was a community like 'GoH' for them.

Thanks!  On the one hand, that would be nice cause I'd love to see more builds of this era, but on the other hand, I'm already part of rather more RPGs than I can handle! :pir-grin:

On 10/21/2016 at 4:07 PM, Mr Greeble said:

I love how the path comes out from the base in the second build. :thumbup:

Thank you!

On 10/21/2016 at 9:31 PM, BrickJagger said:

Very funny!

Thanks BrickJagger!

On 10/21/2016 at 9:37 PM, SilentWolf said:

First off, WESTERN!! 

The story was amazing! The builds are also really good. The building interior has great color and decor. I particularly am found of the chairs. Nice usage of the window lattice. 

The exterior scene has the amazing path going through it. I'm trying to figure out how you got that cowboy to balance on the broken fence. 

Look forward to more Western from you. :wink:

Thanks SilentWolf!  Western is a pretty under-represented theme.
Unfortunately, I can't claim credit yet for having figured out how to defy gravity... he's actually attached by a headlight brick. :wink:

On 10/22/2016 at 8:50 AM, Mpyromaxos said:

Great creation! Loved the story!! haha
It was good to see a cowboy scene! :laugh:

Thank you!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.