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Trouble in the Streets of Gotham: Day 3

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DAY 3

Nightfall

You know, one would imagine that with fewer of you left, fewer of you would have died tonight. One would think that. One would be wrong. :wacko:

Captain Colourless had always been a little, well, bland. Let's be honest about that. It isn't nice to speak ill of the dead, but facts are facts. So bland, in fact, that Darkpyro wanted to brighten up his life as only a psychotic pyromaniac can, by setting him on fire. Creeping up to his house, he let out a single "huddaaaaa!" and then lit everything within a 20ft radius on fire. As he stood and enjoyed his handiwork, he never noticed the evil soul who creeped up on him and doused him in gasoline. A swift kick later and he was right in the middle of the inferno he had created. And... loving it. To death. No one would have ever suspected that the two of them were serial killers and not allied with either side.

Ceshiirie was just about to enjoy a gold foil-wrapped chocolate when her home alarm went off. "Burglars?" who would dare? "Oh no, that's not the burglar alarm, that's the giant wasp in the house alarm!" She tried to run but found all of the doors and windows boarded up, except for one. Standing at that window... the dead body of The Hungry Bunny, who had planned to repeat his performance from the previous night, but now his carrot would never be inserted again as his own arch-nemesis had gotten to him first, killed him with a quick shot to the back of the head and had him taxidermally stuffed and mounted by Ceshiirie's window as a reminder. A reminder of what, I have no idea. Just as she was about to jump through the window to her escape, the giant wasp stepped in front of it. Can giant wasps step? This one can. After that, details are sketchy, but the screams were heard for hours and then stopped suddenly. The faint whisper of gold foil being stepped on wafted gently on the late fall breeze.

The Green Fairy had always been a bit of a prankster. Not the bad kind that gets people hurt, but the funny kind that likes a good practical joke. Tonight, that wasn't going to go so well. Sneaking into the home of FangSmasher, our funny fairy spiked his drink and then hid in the shadows to watch as hilarity ensued. Little did she expect that he had planned to kill someone, and would now randomly target someone else instead. Imagine her surprise when he targeted himself and proceeded to stab himself to death. 47 times. Horrified, she stumbled from the house and into a spiked pit that had been dug by The Human Scot. As he chuckled to himself and wandered off, two different people took shots at him from a distance. One was blocked by a diligent friend, the other pierced his bagpipe, split his skirt and damn near kilt him. It was the piano that fell from the sky that struck the final chord. I would say that no one had suspected him of being a villain, but clearly a few of you did by the end. If he'd made it him, he would have found that all of his haggis had been poisoned as well. I guess someone hated his guts. Or at least his dinner.

Unfortunately for The Invisible Cock-blocker, his buddy The Human Scot wasn't there to protect him from the exploding dildo that a diabolical killer had chosen to violate him with. He did go out with a bang, though and was later shown to also be a villain. And creepy. So creepy.

The Green Ranger fell in a hole. Literally. He didn't say a word, he didn't do a thing, he just fell in a hole and died a death completely without honour or dignity. I hear they filled the hole and left him in there, not thinking him worthy of any better.

A bombardier, a fake Italian count, a fish and a stockbroker walked into a bar. Inside they found a toad, a vampire, a big mirror and a bucket of water. Hilarity ensued. The place was just sealed off to avoid answering any questions. It wasn't pretty. The Bombastic Bright-Blue Bombardier, Simeon Belmondo, Fishface and Julius N. Fiddlevilter were never seen again.

Cerebrus had always devoted a great deal of energy to maintaining his intellect. He studied, he learned, he was observant and never missed a thing that happened around him. Well, except that someone had replaced his normal television cable with "The All Stupid Channel" that was running a marathon of "reality" shows. Turning on his set to enjoy a documentary he'd been looking forward to, his mind simply exploded at the exposure to the most vile and disgusting form of 'entertainment' in the known universe. It was a cruel and horrific killing. It made me smile a bit, Cerebus had always been a bit insufferable about his intelligence and didn't always listen when people told him to kill a damn scum for a couple of days before finally doing it. What? I'm just speculating. :laugh:

Remember: If you're among the dead, do stop posting and most of all, don't send me any more messages, your game is over. Please collect your lovely parting gifts as you leave. Note: There are no lovely parting gifts, just leave, you're dead and smelling up the place. :tongue:

So you got two right, amazing! You don't get credit for the serial killers, one killed the other and was then killed by the scum. Simply astounding. Seriously, at this rate we're going to have to start resurrections just so you have enough people to kill or we might end up with another paradox. Do try harder tonight, harder is always better, right ladies? Now go, freaks, take 20 hours to talk, send in your actions, and meet me here again tomorrow, if there are any of you left. :hmpf:

Oh, and for the second day in a row, all of you who chose to investigate people chose people who died. They're still dead.

The Rules (These will never change, so read them once and understand them)

  1. You have each been sent a role PM outlining the things you can do at night. You must reply to that PM once per day/night cycle and make your selection. No other communication will be allowed.
  2. Your role PM details how you win. You may not quote your role PM in any form, but you are free to communicate in public or private with whoever you wish at any time, including after death.
  3. The only restriction to the open communication rule is that if you are a villain, you may not give away the identities of your teammates at any time, dead or alive (why would you want to anyway?).
  4. There will be no clues in the pictures. Either of them.
  5. You have 20 hours from the start of the day to reply to your role PM with the appropriate information. Failure to do so may be unpleasant (for you).
  6. Only players may post in this topic. Spectators may comment in the discussion topic.

The Players (in order of signup)

Jackattack7 - Rogue Hunter

Rumble Strike - Liberty

Cecilie - Ceshiirie

Scubacarrot - The Human Scot

zakura- Mr. Sunshine

Tamamono - Fernando Garcia, "Apocatequil"

Darkdragon - Darkpyro

Dannylonglegs - The Bombastic Bright-Blue Bombardier

Fugazi - Mysterious Mismatched Man

Esurient - Esur, The Ghost Hunter

badboytje88 - Earbuds

Peppermint_M - The Green Fairy

def - The Scoundrel

Oky - Green Ranger

Clone gunner comander jedi - Hedge Guy

VolcanicPanik - Simeon Belmondo

Scorpiox - Fishface

Palathadric - Monk Pretzel

InsaneJames - The Colored Commander

JackJonespaw - The Fairy

Im a brickmaster - Spirit Walker

Aokpies - Money Master

JimButcher - Random Kitten aka The Pussy

Bob - Admiral Bob

Professor Flitwick - The Invisible Cock-Blocker

Flare - Super Guy

Zepher - Richard

sparta342 - The Dynamic Eagle!

TrumpetKing67 - FabuGirl

DarthPotato - Super T-Rex

Etzel - Captain Colourless

Quarryman - The Hungry Bunny

CallMePie - Julius N. Fiddlevilter

TheBoyWonder - FangSmasher

Dragonator - Dashingly Handsome Man

fhomess - Cerebrus

Do you have what it takes to be a hero?

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Wow, only 12 of us left. We better be careful with our kills or the game will be over too quickly I might not be able to finish reading my magazine.

*finds Fishface's body*

*takes magazine from Fishface's guts* :tongue:

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I investigated Fiddlevilter last night (who's now dead) because other advanced players died the night before. I was thinking they were picking off the better players first (yeah, I'm insulting the survivors), and it looks like I could have been right with the deaths of The Human Scot and the Invisible Cock Blocker, two villains.

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Caw, caw! Seriously though, the stench of bodies is quite 'fowl' and someone should tend to it.

Edit: Changed statistical analysis of villian rate.

Edited by sparta342

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I investigated Fiddlevilter last night (who's now dead) because other advanced players died the night before. I was thinking they were picking off the better players first (yeah, I'm insulting the survivors), and it looks like I could have been right with the deaths of The Human Scot and the Invisible Cock Blocker, two villains.

Who is a "better player"? To be honest I wouldn't consider Palathadric / Monk Pretzel to be the best player (no offense Monk :tongue:) but he was killed off the first day. Of course, he could've been killed off by a hero... but anyways, how do you know which players the villains killed? You claim that they were picking off the better players first. Which implies that you know who was being killed by the villains. Which means... you... are... a... villain! *gasp*

My blonde hair does all the thinking for me. :wink:

Caw, caw! The odds are getting 'bird'er, as 1 in 4 are scum. Seriously though, the stench of bodies is quite 'fowl' and someone should tend to it.

Question: How do you know how many villainous players there are? You seem very certain that there are exactly (12/4=3) 3 villains left, but no place has listed the amount of villains. Aha! Another villain caught!

Thats Super Guy for ya, fellow heroes! Now we just need to kill off these two villains and we will have almost won :sweet:

Edited by Flare

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Who is a "better player"? To be honest I wouldn't consider Palathadric / Monk Pretzel to be the best player (no offense Monk :tongue:) but he was killed off the first day. Of course, he could've been killed off by a hero... but anyways, how do you know which players the villains killed? You claim that they were picking off the better players first. Which implies that you know who was being killed by the villains. Which means... you... are... a... villain! *gasp*

My blonde hair does all the thinking for me. :wink:

Well, more advanced players died on the first night. Didn't anyone else notice that? It made me think that other advanced players killed them off thinking that they were their biggest threat.

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Now those villains know we mean business! I have a feeling tonight

is going to be very successful.

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I do see Flare's comment, you can't really tell how many villains there are based on the activity of the advanced players. I think that statement is a bit weak, BUT we cannot let little squabbling get to us because there is still villains at large and we must avenge the fallen heroes.

Edited by Jackattack7

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At least we found some villains this time. Does anyone have any leads? I kid, I kid. You're all villains.

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Whoops! I must have fallen asleep and missed all the night action! Only twelve of us left, but at least we caught two villains! Now just for the rest!

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Who is a "better player"? To be honest I wouldn't consider Palathadric / Monk Pretzel to be the best player (no offense Monk :tongue:) but he was killed off the first day. Of course, he could've been killed off by a hero... but anyways, how do you know which players the villains killed? You claim that they were picking off the better players first. Which implies that you know who was being killed by the villains. Which means... you... are... a... villain! *gasp*

My blonde hair does all the thinking for me. :wink:

Question: How do you know how many villainous players there are? You seem very certain that there are exactly (12/4=3) 3 villains left, but no place has listed the amount of villains. Aha! Another villain caught!

Thats Super Guy for ya, fellow heroes! Now we just need to kill off these two villains and we will have almost won :sweet:

Caw, caw! I am sorry for the misinterpretation of odds as I was under the impression of there being 5 villainous scum from the start. Do you really that think a strong and impervious Eagle would allow such secretive information. I, my friends would never betray fellow heroes. :excited: Go Heroes!

Edit: You also know the number of villians as you point fingers at both Darth Potato and I, the Dynamic Eagle!

Whoops! I must have fallen asleep and missed all the night action! Only twelve of us left, but at least we caught two villains! Now just for the rest!

Same here, at least we are still alive and well.

Edited by sparta342

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Whoops! I must have fallen asleep and missed all the night action! Only twelve of us left, but at least we caught two villains! Now just for the rest!

Same here, at least we are still alive and well.

Edited by sparta342

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Wow, only 12 of us left. We better be careful with our kills or the game will be over too quickly I might not be able to finish reading my magazine.

*finds Fishface's body*

*takes magazine from Fishface's guts* :tongue:

Holds dead fishface to ear....

....Nope, nothing.

Edited by badboytje88

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Money Master stares at the Dynamic Eagle.

"He's acting rather suspicious. I'd bet 2 mil that he's a villian, accept, none of you are getting my money."

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I have a good feeling that those remaining villains will be put to justice today, come on has to go our way eventually.

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And what are you basing that feeling on, Rogue Hunter? All our investigations so far have been for nothing, as people are slaughtered before we can find out their allegience. That is troubling.

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I am a hero! Just trust me!

Of course, and when you kill me tonight because you don't like the fact that I've got onto your trail, then we'll really be able to trust you

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The day has now ended, with a little extra time because I was feeling generous and some of you are a little slow retarded.

I doubt it helped.

:hmpf:

Special note: One of the the Kitten Twins has informed me that calling someone retarded is considered rude by some. The other was quick to mention that The Scrutineer is always right. Can you guess which one is getting a special treat tonight?

Both of them. :devil:

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