Hinckley

Papa Smurf hasn't given me any reason to believe him. You are now on my suspect list now too with your weird allegation. Sorry if I'm barking. I'm frustrated. I thought I had the perfect plan worked up for last night. Sorry. I have a believable update from Papa Bitch Smurf. Sorry, I'll try to be nice. Papa Smurf (I'm at work so there's no time for a play The ghost of Patrick will be very happy about that. ) lied to me about who he protected. Apparently, he didn't fully trust me. He was also suspicious of def because def lied about the investigator's results. He protected someone else, because apparently not everyone's private world revolves around me in this hole in the desert and there are other people he trusts who had a good protection target. Apparently, just because I know I'm Innocent doesn't mean everyone else has to believe it and I certainly shouldn't flip out when I find out it's true. However, I'm a little suspicious of Papa still. We'll have to see. He could be a lying Scum, but what he said makes sense. I have verifiable results from the weird mirror cloak thing. Inspector Gadget and Papa both verified something we haven't revealed in thread, so I believe him that far. I wish he would've believed me and protected Patrick, and believe me, he says he does too. If I get any other indication that Papa is lying, I'll feed him to you guys myself. But that is, apparently, the story.

I shit you not. Voting second is a very convenient place to vote for a fellow scumbag when all the votes are on Jennifer. Makes it look like you made the right choice the next day. It's also a very safe place to defend the anonymous "Freud" from. And not just defend, but find a convoluted pile of camelshit perfectly reasonable. Then you went on to defend, linking us to a page on mafiawiki that didn't even back up your claim. Desperate defense? If you are Scum, you would know Freud was Malaena. Those were all incredibly safe Actions for Scum. Who else can we look at? As pointed out to me in private, how about the person who garnered Big Butthole 5 penalty votes near the end of Day 1, by pointing out his mistake? That was rather close to lynching him considering how fast the votes were changing. I know that when I hear someone is worth saving for the Town, I try to make sure they get their penalty votes. Papa Smurf is one of the ones who verified he "thought" he protected me with that mirrored cloak nonsense from yesterday, so I'm inclined to keep believing him, but... come on, Papa! Let's talk in private a little more please. Where'd ya go?? This is one of my favorite posts in a hole in the desert ever. I love it. You expected them to kill Patrick? Wouldn't you expect him to be protected, rather? Did you expect it because you know the protector was blocked or lying to me behind the scenes and that you and your Cultist buddies targeted Patrick. Let's just wait for me and move down the list of suspects... to you. This is my second favorite post. You're suspicious of me just because Patrick is dead? You think I would revenge kill him? You think if I was Scum and he was a Virgin I would go after him publicly so vehemently and again and again like that? What's your reasoning behind this suspicion. Wasn't I the one who announced yesterday that someone had confirmed him? Wasn't I the one that encouraged people to trust him, even though he tended to insulting their intelligence?

I am laying down...and buried in sand with real nice tits. Christ. Sorry it's not all about you. Drama queen. Thanks for summarizing.

You drove the nail? You were defending "Freud" because you knew who it was! You believed that line of camelshit. Anyway, Papa Smurf told me he protected Patrick Fitzwilliam, yet lo and behold, Patrick is dead this morning. Maybe he was blocked. Maybe. I'll come out and admit right now that I did ask Papa if he could switch his protection to someone else. Somebody made me really paranoid about Patrick's alignment and asked for him to not be protected. I contacted Papa and asked if he could protect me instead, but then changed my mind after telling the person who was nervous about Patrick that I had already had him confirmed. (Yes, I had forgotten, that cold had fried my brain.) So, I'd like Papa Smurf to give me an idea of what he was up to last night and respond to my PM, even though all my PM says is "Scum!!!!!!!!!!" Did that investigator investigate me again last night or not? Could you let someone know what you found please? I don't think I'll be listening to you about anything. We're still unsure about you.

Somebody lied to me about protecting Patrick Fitzwilliam last night and there had better be a good explanation as to why. Somebody else asked me to take protection off of him too. Someone who said they wanted him dead. I didn't like his attitude, but I am pissed that he's dead. Nadir Zenith has some explaining to do otherwise. megablock Cultists. I begged Ossie and Is to let me bury myself in the sand so I'd be protected, but I requested head-first so I could fart at potential killers. And Nancy the snake was supposed to protect me.

I agree. This is the most enjoyable Mafia I've played in a while. But, I haven't played in a while and I love every Mafia game I've played...unless it's one of Quarryman's The excitement and pace are certainly highly contributing factors to my enjoyment of this one. So, 7 minutes until lunch and 12 minutes until Day Three.

Everyone gets pretty restless waiting for the clues. The Falcons go for a family swim and play some watersports. Ingrid climbs the wall and Sylvia does some Pilates. The weird old monk appears. "Hey," he says. The white light that surrounds him grows brighter until it is filling the room. All anyone can see is white. The monk can be heard saying, "Now you may see what has brought this to be."

Wrong, I wrote write, right, wrote, wrote, right? You wrote right, write, wrote, right, right? That's wrong, right? Orville Wright.

I was going to write that right after I wrote what I wrote (write right wrote wrote) but I figured I'd give someone else the chance.

3 hours??? I may as well just die. I go to lunch at that time. I won't see it for 3.5 hours! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

It's like I'm 12 and it's Christmas Eve waiting for the day thread to go up!

No worries. We cross-posted/closed.

*This Chapter is over. Shut it. *

*Samantha and Fred will receive the clues. Now, it's the end of Chapter One. * End of Chapter One

*12, right? Or am I drunk? I usually drink in the morning.*

*The voice hates counting over 12.*

*Fred wonders if they should come to a decision. But it's too late. The 24 hours is up. No clues for you!* End Chapter One

*Under the leaves, there appear to be some old LEGO bricks. The pillars are too solid to push.* *Diesel considers vandalism.*

* Donna continues to have a foul mouth*

*Diesel gets out of the pool since Donna no longer looks like she has to pee.* *Donna swims to the edge to get out of the pool. She look down to see if she can spot a fish.* *Then she thinks dirty thoughts...about a deep megablock.* *And yells at Diesel for making her wet.* *Sure. Pervert.*

*William pulls himself out of the pool.* *At least it's not watersports ... yet.*

Diesel grabs Donna by the ankle and pulls her into the water. There are now enough people to play "Marko Polo." *You will need to be more specific.* *Ingrid starts climbing the "wall plants." They make her a little itchy, though. So, she stops.*

There is no emoticon to express what I'm feeling after reading that. It's something like this: but kind of like this but the mouth open is just wrong. How about this?

*Sylvia does some Pilates.*