Hinckley

* Disqualified *

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Ah, TinyPies Betty Swallocks, my old nemesis. Again we are matched up and again it's over you claiming to be an investigator and again I have come out on top. Sorry the re-match didn't work out for you. I'm just glad this time I'm on the side of the good and Innocent Campies. I'm not really gloating, I'm just respecting EB Mafia history. I have the utmost respect for Betty! I'm so glad to see you participating in holes in the desert again, Betty! Although, your Scum game is a little rusty, if I may say so. All love to Betty. Now I'm going to stop at the risk of confusing Big Butthole any further.

We are the Campies! Oooh. Sorry. That's a little playing outside the thread. Ooopsy.

*Think outside the box. * Mod Note: OOC is no longer good EB game etiquette.

You guys, should I tell him that he quoted the wrong investigator? Or should we just leave it as is? You know he quoted the one who was telling the truth, right? Listen son, sometimes you gotta shut your mouth and open your ears and stop making youtube videos and asking someone for help one second and trying to start a campaign against him the next. That's just words to live by. Little advice from your old friend, take it or leave it. A little more advice: read slower with a dictionary handy.

Listen sons, it's a game. Don't forget to keep it light and have fun. No punching below the belt. OK, Round 2. Ready? Go! Can we see another play, Betty? That last one was funny!

You're saying I have a Hinck?

Here's your explanation. I sent him a PM that said I'm Scum. :hmpf: :hmpf: If you're too lazy to read all the evidence I put together but distracted easily enough by shiny things to follow one made-up sentence, just vote for me and put your confusion to rest. I don't have time to spell things out specially for you. If you want to be less confused, go back and read what I already wrote about TinyPiesRUs. I've spelled out in minute detail everything I have. I have no more to tell you and no patience to keep explaining it to you. Love you. Father Tomato, I'm so very sorry.

It doesn't help that she's suggesting the people verifying my claims are the Campies who are working so hard to weed out the Cultists. The Campies know they're not Scum. Don't anybody try to defend me or verify what I'm saying. She could just be trying to get you to claim in thread so they can figure out who is who on my list.

Why would I tell you the truth about Night Actions when you've so clearly been lying? Hey, let's remember, we've seen a death every night. It's highly unlikely there's been any conversions. It would be pretty unfair of Is and Ossie if they were allowed to convert and kill on the same night.

You don't know how annoyed I am with you. He told me he found Flitwick Innocent and told everyone else he found him to be a Cultist. Are you too lazy to read??? That annoys me. I have worked pretty damn hard to get the evidence and then present it in an easy-to-understand and entertaining form and you don't even look at it. I laid out the case. I'm done answering your questions about it.

What???? Two days of plays and telling you about in private and you're confused now? He lied about investigating Flitwick. He lied about talking to def. I'm not going to take the time I've already taken to explain it to you again. Go back and read it. The evidence is all there. Like I haven't spent enough time already putting the evidence together.

Is this a LOST reference? Vote: Betty Swallocks (TinyPiesRUs) for reasons previously stated. Don't remember what I said? Maybe I could write you another play about it. Can I place two votes at once? I'd like to start tomorrow's vote now and save us some time. megablock Cultists.

That's a really good point. If that's the case then nobody has been converted.

I must apologize to the Potential Cultist. It seems he thinks me posting his PMs in the thread are another reason not to trust me. He must not want you all to see what he has to say. He really thinks I'm leading you all along, helping to convict three Cultists in a row. He thinks, that way, I'll learn who all the Virgins are and win. Apparently, I'm that diabolical. So, why then, Potential Cultist, did no Virgin die last night? Why would I help to lynch three Cultists in a row? A meat shield of one fellow Scum would be a huge risk, but three in a row??? And if you are so convinced that I'm Scum and I'm dooming everyone to a major loss, why are you not trying to stop these poor "sheep" from following me in thread? Why aren't you trying to stop my diabolical scheme from behind the scenes. What evidence have you found to support the idea that I'm Scum and I'm tricking everyone? What evidence, besides my performance as Scum in another hole in the desert? You think the camp is full of sheep? I've never encountered a more active Town. They're all working and sacrifcing and busy trying to turn up Cultists. What have you done, Potential Cultist? Is it time to lay out your case against me? Come out with it then. Save the camp from their doom! Show any shred of evidence you have that I'm a Cultist that will sacrifice all the Virgins whose identity I know. Let's see it. It's your turn, Scummy. Potential Cultist aka Scummy Scumpants now tells me I haven't helped convict anyone. Apparently, I've just led one and that's the one on Betty Swallocks and we don't know what she is yet. Well, I know. And he says he can tell me what she is. Huh? But, whatever. He's right. Patrick started the lynch on Malaena. My case came in afterwards and technically my case came in after Melefluous's first vote against Bonerhead. But, truth be told, Melefluous and I cross posted. I didn't read her vote until after the play was posted. So two days in a row my plays were dramatic overkill. OK, maybe they all are dramatic overkill, but the point is, he thinks I haven't helped to lynch any of these people. Perhaps he's right, but you should all look at the evidence. Not to mention, nobody here is really leading anything. I may be the mouthpiece, but the whole Camp is working together. Everyone is contributing and we're just smarter than the Cultists. Sorry.

*Chris uncovers some old LEGO bricks. He digs in all of the places that aren't covered in plate and reveals more LEGO pieces.* Chapter 3 Challenge You have 22 hours to complete this challenge. To participate you must post "Challenge: begin" in this thread when you start trying to build (or figure out) the creation. Do not post "Challenge: complete" when you are finished. Do not post in this thread for 15 minutes following your "Challenge: begin" post. If you do, your entry will be disqualified. PM the picture to me, do not post it in this thread. If it is incorrect, you won't know until I can respond, so make sure you get your complete time recorded in the thread. Whoever has the fastest time will be declared the winner. You are on the honor code. This method is to be fair to all time zones so do not cheat!

*Everyone stands around with the shovel wondering what they should be digging...*

Quick paraphrase: Me: I have to make sure your Night Action doesn't interfere with the plans we're making. What can you do at night? Cultist: I did not perform a night action last night. Me: That's not what I asked you. *********** *I love when the reactions are so defensive. This was the next message: I just thought I'd respond to this here. I like to keep open communication with people. It lets the whole Camp know what's happening. I didn't take this role. People came to me because they found my actions trutsworthy. I'm clearly getting results. Betty Swallocks is lying through her teeth. Why would I backup the last two lynches with solid evidence from private communication and then expose another liar if I was Scum? Whoever sent me this message, you better know your mistrust of me, at this point, is Scummy. Yes, it's me and I had the town coordinator role in one hole in the desert and I tried to make it work in another hole in the desert where I was Scum and some people trusted me anyway, whatever any of that nonsense means. But when I was Scum, my lies were quickly exposed. I couldn't maintain it. It's not possible. I've been verified. Both investigators, the real and fake one, came forward with the utmost conviction that I was Innocent. How can you still doubt it? It doesn't matter that it's me, what matters is the evidence that keeps coming forward. For God's sake, you can see I was mooning the Cultists last night! Why didn't they just kill me when I was mooning them and jamming to Led Zeppelin? Because I was covered in a mirrored cloak, making it impossible to see me, let alone convert me. Your mistrust of me makes me even more suspicious of you. How can you follow along and still find me suspect? Not because I, Hinckley, find myself infallible, but because the character Mehmet Attabar has verifiable proof that he has been telling the truth all along. Three Cultists in a row, with the help of Patrick, Meleflous, Shack Attack and others' tireless efforts for the Camp. Where were you? You pledged to help, but then slid right back under the radar. Cultists are losers. If you have a one-shot repent action, I would use it now. So there.

*Chris throws the shark's teeth at people.* *Tony suggests that they isolate Chris from everyone else.* *There is no shovel in sight.*

Well there was the Father Tomato incident, but thank you for forgetting that. I see you haven't forgotten. I'm sorry. Well, you barely stop by and are evasive and defensive in private. Just like Nadir Zenith, who just answered my simple question much like Bonerhead did... I appreciate Mr. Zenith's earlier dedication to helping the Town. But once suspicion seemed to fall off of him, he just slid back into the woodwork...or stonework as it were.

*No.* Mod note: Dynamic actions can occur without other players' knowledge...unless you do something blatantly obvious. I'm just saying... Oh, and PS. I wish I was at home so I could accompany this with pictures. Ahem... *Much to everyone's horror, Chris Owen beats and bludgeons the shark with a shovel. The poor defenseless animal, being out of water, can't do anything about this and quickly dies. Chris begins removing the shark's teeth.*

*The shark has a cart on it's back. Inside there are teeth and a throat.*

Look forward to what her strategy is: She tells me via Kicked Pigeon Message that Roger is Innocent. She then tells all of you that she found him to be a Cultist. She's going to try and survive by attempting to convince you guys that I'm lying about a true investigation result (which is actually a false result, since she's not a true townie investigator). She knows you all trust me so she's banking on the hopes that you'll think I was converted last night. She's already planted the seeds and she's going to attempt that defense today. At least she's attempting a defense! Not like Bonerhead. He just rolled over and got encased in carbonite. But, it would be pretty hard to convert me when I was wearing a mirrored cloak that deflects all Night Actions, wouldn't it? Nice try, Betty. I think I've proven myself trustworthy enough and Betty's defense will fall on deaf and Innocent Campie ears. I know that you will all be more than satisfied with the Cultist result we'll get after lynching Betty. IMHOTEP will not like the taste since she is corrupted, but we're not crazy about keeping him happy now, are we?