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"I suppose we should continue our patrol of the three graves and that would be the next logical destination."

Quest 73 Reflection Overall I thought it went alright. Not great, but also not a complete train wreck. The quest was designed with a very simple idea and story in mind, mostly so I could get one quest under my belt. I considered it a learning experience to see what I was good at and what I could do better, so that the next time I plan a quest, I know what areas I need to spend more time planning out and what can work better as an organic element. A lot of the quest went better than I expected, I think the only element I was somewhat disappointed with were the battles. Pacing This was probably the hardest part to running the quest. I wanted to give the players enough time to interact or roleplay their parts, but I also wanted to try and keep the quest from dragging on. I ended up grouping pieces of the quest into small chunks and tried to limit a 24 hour lull cycle to each pieces in order to keep the quest moving. I am curious what the players thought as to the pace of the quest, and what I could have done better to improve that element. Battles I hate Nostrums now. The problem with the battles is they were designed to be a decent battle without consumables as I wanted the use of consumables to be optional instead of mandatory. I realize now that was probably a naive approach given the number of gold gaining classes on the quest and as a result any high use of consumables ended up quickly turning the fights into barrel fishing with a shotgun. In the future I will probably take a parties inventory and gold into account when designing a battle, and increase the length of the battle to allow for more variation in the event that the party uses those consumables. Players You guys were amazing. You took an extremely simple story and characters and managed to provide a depth that I hadn't originally designed. The vast majority of the quest was written as a result of your interactions and it made things far more interesting than the barebones framework that had been designed. I am curious to know what others thought of the quest and would love to hear suggestions or complaints that I could incorporate into any quests I host in the future.

The rules state: You can only change weapons once per turn. So a player couldn't use more than one hollow blade weapon in a turn. I think a player could technically attack the target and switch to the hollow blade after attacking to use the item inside, but it does seem to violate the spirit of the item. Perhaps the rules should be changed to say that a player can only switch weapons at the beginning of a turn, since, as it is currently written, hollow blade weapons allow a player to use the slotted item even when they are not attacking (using another item, reading a scroll, etc.)?

It was fairly obvious to Jeaux now that the sargent was not to be trusted. He was far more interested in his own self-interest than that of the party. He kept this opinion to himself, seeing no benefit in a confrontation at this time. The ranger looked back to their opponents to find one of the bats was still airborne. He loaded another round into his golden handcannon and fired at the remaining rodent. Jeaux attacks Vampire Bat C from the back row

As the party approached the city gates they could see Mordred waiting there. Nobody could tell how long he had been standing by the entrance, but from the look of things he had very little else to occupy his time. As the cart passed under the archway into the city, he began to shout at the members of the party. "It's about damn time you got back. That's the problem with you mercenary types, always taking your time and wasting everyone else's. Next thing I know I'm going to discover you didn't even manage to bring back the cargo. It's a wonder Shadeaux continues to hire such lazy incompetent types." "Once again, we're early and the cargo is here safe and sound. These heroes actually did a fairly good job defending it along the way." QUEST SUCCESSFUL "If I wanted your opinion I would have asked for it. Here's the gold you were promised, now be gone with you." Mordred handed the party a pile of gold (100 gold for each member) "Don't worry about him, I'll put in a good word for you with the bosses once I get back. I wouldn't be surprised if the Shadeaux call on you again in the future." Each party member gains 1 point of Shadeaux reputation. The Party: Sorrow(Endgame) *Party Leader* 428 years old undead Assassin Level 23 1/3 *Immune to Light and Blinded* Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 6 Health: 34/34 (7+21+5) Gold: 1339 (Owed 200 gold by Karie) Equipment: Mockthril Longbow (WP: 25 Ice and Darkness Elemental), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up), suitable for rogues and beast warriors; handwear),Night’s Helmet (SP:6, immunity to light and blinded; headwear) Inventory: Longsword (WP: 5), Armor of the Croise (SP: 1, +2 power; bodywear), Dark Cloak (Backwear, SP:1, Max Health +1, Power +1, suitable for rogues and barbarians), Archer's Hat (Artifact, headwear, Power +1, suitable for Rangers and their Advanced Classes), Grand Potion x6, Health Core, Tonic, Ether Core, Remedy x5, Phoenix Essence x3, Venom x2, Deadly Venom, Mead x7, Smelling Salts x5, Nostrum x4, Dragon Scale x1, Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Neutralizer Romulus Dean(TheBoyWonder) Level 18.5 Raider *Immune to Fragile* Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 5 Health: 32/32 (7+16+7+1) Gold: 419 (30 to Loreal) Equipment: Meteor Blade (WP:10, Light), Sticky Gloves , Heavy Armour (SP5 protects from Fragile) Inventory: Bedroll, Venom x3, Potion, Nostrum x3, Sylvania's Cowl(grants Animal Talk to Wearer), Phoenix Essence, Throwing Dagger (WP: 6), Scarlet Hood (Headwear, Power +4, Protects from Stunned), Combrys (WP:15, consecutive successful strikes raise Combry's WP by 1, unsuccessful strikes drop it to it's base WP), Spiked Club (WP:10, Earth), Big Blockin' Axe (WP 5) Grimwald Gjinko(LordoftheNoobs) 69 year old male gnome Cleric Level 11 Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 0 Health: 19/19 (9+10) Ether: 13/15 (5+10) Gold: 100 (Owes Arthur 50 gold) Equipment: Knotted Broom (WP: 5), Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Staff of The Frog Paladin (WP:6, 1/6 chance of Amphibiannoc's Blessing (protects from damage)), Broomstick (WP: 3), Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Remedy, Potion x2, Bone x2, Grand Potion, Bunch of Cherries (10/10 cherries that each restore 1 ether when eaten, up to the user to choose how many are eaten at a time), Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Tricorne (suitable for anyone, SP: 3, headwear) Mizuki Kimura(zakura) 21-year-old female human Assassin Level 18.5 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 30/30 (7+16+5+1) Gold: 452 Equipment: Explosive Handcannon (WP:8/16 to Rock Monsters), Sticky Gloves( Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Magic Viper Skin (accessory, heals 1 health to wearer each round of battle, unless knocked out) Inventory: Top Hat (WP: 14. 50% Stun chance, retrievable), Sylph Shuriken (WP:12, wind- and light-elemental, retrievable), Dagger (WP:10), Grand Potion, 2 Phoenix Essences, 3 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 5 Nostrums, 1 Remedy, 2 Holy Bombs, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Death Progg Claw, Trial Brew, Rito Feather (consumable, grants the hastened- and blessed-effects upon use for one battle), Heavy Shield (SP 5) Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) Level 30.5 Raider *Natural Respite**Immune to Darkness, Bound, and Slowed* Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 3 Health: 45/45 (8+29+7+1) Gold: 2523 Equipment: Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound and slowed effects), Sticky Gloves( Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness) Inventory: Weapons & Shields:Frozen Saber (WP: 9; Stuns enemies), Wyvern's Tailblade (WP: 12, suitable for Barbarians & Knights), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, immune to wood elemental), Ammit (Greatsword, WP 6, gains 5 Ether for each kill) Artifacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Fighter’s Boots(Footwear, +10 damage to melee attacks. Suitable for QMs only), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage), Consumables: Smelling Salts(1), Nostrum (1), Deadly Venom(2), Phoenix Essence(2), Remedy(5), 2pc&biscuit(1), Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(3), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(1), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(1), Tiger Balm(1) Misc:Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple QM Note: Thanks for joining me on my first quest. You're free to talk to amongst yourselves or to Mordred and Mac, or return to the Hall when you wish. Also Sorrow still has the neutralizer, locket and scythe to be distributed to the party.

"I stress again, could we try targetting more than two opponents?" OOC: The wight, and bats B and D are not being targeted currently.

OOC: Shouldn't Bat D have gotten a free hit as well since dual-strike doesn't target the second opponent. Jeaux was unsure about their current leader. He could understand hiding to preserve oneself, even if it was at the expense of his fellow party members, but he would have trouble trusting an individual who would so casually throw him to the wolves. "Let's try to keep as many of the bats occupied as possible." Jeaux opened his briefcase, drinking a potion and throwing an ice bomb at their opponents.

"This is your child? I was unaware his parent's had died as well." Jeaux attacks Vampire Bat B from the back row

Sounds exactly like an assassin vs a non-Gold dropping enemy that is immune to insta-kill, which is also very common. Though gold reaper doesn't use ether.

Jeaux waited to hear what Jensen had to say. It seemed like he had some suspicion of who this person might be.

Mac pitched the tents and unfurled the bedrolls at the parties camp. The night was rather relaxing with no interruptions or disturbances and come morning the party was refreshed and ready to hit the road. The path back to Eubric was the fairly typical one. They passed a few other travelers along the way, most were merchants headed to Bric'lin to engage in trading and commerce. A few of the travelers seemed to be headed to Bric'lin for a play that had recently opened.

Jeaux stored the new bones next to the others in his suitcase. "Lead the way"

This may be a bit mathematical, but you can calculate the elemental multiplier by doing two steps. 1. Sum the effectiveness or ineffectiveness of each element against the opponent to arrive at your "elemental effectiveness". This is a 0 for no effect, a -1 for ineffective, and a 1 for effective. Benji's crossbow vs a Rocky Flying monster would result in Rock(0 + 0 - 1 - 1 - 1) + Flying(0 + 0 + 0 + 1 - 1) = -3. 2. Find the result of 2 to the power of your elemental effectiveness and round down to the nearest integer. So a -3 elemental effctiveness would be ROUNDDOWN(2^(-3)) = 0. Another example would be Benji's darkness crossbow versus a polar bear (ice/beast) Ice(0 - 1 + 1 + 0 + 1) + Beast(0 + 1 + 1 + 0 + 0) = 3 ROUNDDOWN(2^3) = 8x multiplier

Jeaux clutched his side where the squirrel had bit him. If he was no longer flesh and blood, then why did this still hurt so badly. He would have to remember this question for his next meeting with Nilrem, perhaps he would know. Jeaux loaded the golden handcannon with another round and aimed it at Squirrel F from the back row.

QM Note: Auto running to try and get the quest wrapped up. Results of Round 3 of Wight Fight!: >Mizuki retrieves Shuriken >Thormanil - Nothing >Grimwald Heal Wight - Heal Less (2*9 = 18 dmg) >Sorrow vs Wight - Critcal Lethal Hit/Lethal Hit (2*25+22+1 = 73 dmg) >Sorrow vs Wight - Lethal Hit/Lethal Aim (25+22+1 = 48 dmg) Romulus vs Wight - Hit/Steal (8*(10 + 18) = 224 dmg) Romulus vs Wight >Mac - Nothing >Cart - Nothing Sorrow and Romulus join forces to bring down the wight in 3 rapid attacks. THE BATTLE IS VICTORIOUS! The Party: Sorrow(Endgame) *Party Leader* 428 years old undead Assassin Level 23 1/3 *Immune to Light and Blinded* Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 6 Health: 34/34 (7+21+5) Gold: 1239 (Owed 200 gold by Karie) Equipment: Mockthril Longbow (WP: 25 Ice and Darkness Elemental), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up), suitable for rogues and beast warriors; handwear),Night’s Helmet (SP:6, immunity to light and blinded; headwear) Inventory: Longsword (WP: 5), Armor of the Croise (SP: 1, +2 power; bodywear), Dark Cloak (Backwear, SP:1, Max Health +1, Power +1, suitable for rogues and barbarians), Archer's Hat (Artifact, headwear, Power +1, suitable for Rangers and their Advanced Classes), Grand Potion x6, Health Core, Tonic, Ether Core, Remedy x5, Phoenix Essence x3, Venom x2, Deadly Venom, Mead x7, Smelling Salts x5, Nostrum x4, Dragon Scale x1, Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Neutralizer Romulus Dean(TheBoyWonder) Level 18.5 Raider *Immune to Fragile* Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 5 Health: 32/32 (7+16+7+1) Gold: 319 (30 to Loreal) Equipment: Meteor Blade (WP:10, Light), Sticky Gloves , Heavy Armour (SP5 protects from Fragile) Inventory: Bedroll, Venom x3, Potion, Nostrum x3, Sylvania's Cowl(grants Animal Talk to Wearer), Phoenix Essence, Throwing Dagger (WP: 6), Scarlet Hood (Headwear, Power +4, Protects from Stunned), Combrys (WP:15, consecutive successful strikes raise Combry's WP by 1, unsuccessful strikes drop it to it's base WP), Spiked Club (WP:10, Earth), Big Blockin' Axe (WP 5) Grimwald Gjinko(LordoftheNoobs) 69 year old male gnome Cleric Encouraged Level 11 Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 0 Health: 19/19 (9+10) Ether: 13/15 (5+10) Gold: 0 (Owes Arthur 50 gold) Equipment: Knotted Broom (WP: 5), Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Staff of The Frog Paladin (WP:6, 1/6 chance of Amphibiannoc's Blessing (protects from damage)), Broomstick (WP: 3), Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Remedy, Potion x2, Bone x2, Grand Potion, Bunch of Cherries (10/10 cherries that each restore 1 ether when eaten, up to the user to choose how many are eaten at a time), Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Tricorne (suitable for anyone, SP: 3, headwear) Mizuki Kimura(zakura) 21-year-old female human Assassin Level 18.5 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 30/30 (7+16+5+1) Gold: 352 Equipment: Explosive Handcannon (WP:8/16 to Rock Monsters), Sticky Gloves( Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Magic Viper Skin (accessory, heals 1 health to wearer each round of battle, unless knocked out) Inventory: Top Hat (WP: 14. 50% Stun chance, retrievable), Sylph Shuriken (WP:12, wind- and light-elemental, retrievable), Dagger (WP:10), Grand Potion, 2 Phoenix Essences, 3 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 5 Nostrums, 1 Remedy, 2 Holy Bombs, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Death Progg Claw, Trial Brew, Rito Feather (consumable, grants the hastened- and blessed-effects upon use for one battle), Heavy Shield (SP 5) Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) Level 30.5 Raider *Natural Respite**Immune to Darkness, Bound, and Slowed* Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 3 Health: 45/45 (8+29+7+1) Gold: 2423 Equipment: Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound and slowed effects), Sticky Gloves( Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness) Inventory: Weapons & Shields:Frozen Saber (WP: 9; Stuns enemies), Wyvern's Tailblade (WP: 12, suitable for Barbarians & Knights), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, immune to wood elemental), Ammit (Greatsword, WP 6, gains 5 Ether for each kill) Artifacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Fighter’s Boots(Footwear, +10 damage to melee attacks. Suitable for QMs only), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage), Consumables: Smelling Salts(1), Nostrum (1), Deadly Venom(2), Phoenix Essence(2), Remedy(5), 2pc&biscuit(1), Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(3), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(1), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(1), Tiger Balm(1) Misc:Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Mac, Mechanic (Controlled by swils) Level 12 Mechanic Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 21/21 (10+11) Gold: 0 Equipment: Hammer (WP 3) Inventory: Duck Tape x9 Mac's Cart, Mechanic (Controlled by Endgame) Level 0 Cart Health: 65/65 Ability: Protect - The cart can protect 1 hero each round. Any damage dealt to the hero that round will be split evenly between the hero and the cart, rounding up for the cart. Notes: The cart must always be placed in the battle order, even if it is not protecting a hero. If the cart is protecting a hero, the cart will be in the same row as that hero. If the cart's Health reaches 0, the cargo will be damaged and you will have failed the quest. Party Leader, please divide the spoils of the battle: Wight Scythe (WP 6, can damage undead) Gold Locket (Value: 50 Gold) "Wow, you heroes are something! Sun seems to be getting pretty low in the sky. We should probably break camp so we can get an early start tomorrow morning."

Placed in spoiler tags in case anyone doesn't want to know.

QM Note: I would prefer to at least give swils a chance to specify a battle action rather than just deciding for him.

Wow, even her narrator is speaking with an accent.

Jeaux attacks Carrion Squirrel A. Updated to remove the use of smelling salts

Results of Round 2 of Wight Fight!: >Mizuki vs Wight - Hit (2*(12+18) = 60 dmg) >Thormanil - Mead on Grimwald >Grimwald Heal Wight - No Heal >Sorrow - Smelling Salts on Romulus >Sorrow - Mead on Romulus Romulus vs Wight Hit/Extra Critical Hit(8*(3*10 + 18) = 384 dmg) Romulus vs Wight Special Damage/Steal No Gold. >Mac - Nothing >Cart - Nothing Purge - Failure Mizuki throws her shuriken at the terror that stood before them cutting a small gash into the beast. Sorrow then fed a few of his stimulants to Romulus, hoping to increase his strength and dispatch of this enemy quickly. The werewolf lunged with his blade dealing a massive amount of damage to the foe they were facing. He tried to swipe some gold from the creature as well only to discover as Sorrow had, that this creature had no gold to share. "You are NOTHING!" Wight, Level 30 Undead *Immune to Insta-kill and Stun* Fragile *2 Rounds Remaining* HP: 306/750 Special: Chant - The wight begins chanting an ancient curse making incorporeal (Immune to elemental damage) for 2 rounds. Passive Specials: Purge - At the end of each round the wight is not chanting, there is a 1/3 chance of neutralizing all temporary effects. Condemned - If the wight manages to successfully complete his curse (is incorporeal for 2 full rounds) he will inflict doom on the entire party. Distraction - If the wight receives a total of 35 damage while incorporeal, he will break his chant and return to a corporeal form. Drops: Wight Scythe (WP 6, can damage undead), Gold Locket (Value: 50 Gold) The Party: Sorrow(Endgame) *Party Leader* 428 years old undead Assassin Level 23 *Immune to Light and Blinded* *Lucky* *Hastened Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 6 Health: 34/34 (7+21+5) Gold: 1239 (Owed 200 gold by Karie) Equipment: Mockthril Longbow (WP: 25 Ice and Darkness Elemental), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up), suitable for rogues and beast warriors; handwear),Night’s Helmet (SP:6, immunity to light and blinded; headwear) Inventory: Longsword (WP: 5), Armor of the Croise (SP: 1, +2 power; bodywear), Dark Cloak (Backwear, SP:1, Max Health +1, Power +1, suitable for rogues and barbarians), Archer's Hat (Artifact, headwear, Power +1, suitable for Rangers and their Advanced Classes), Grand Potion x6, Health Core, Tonic, Ether Core, Remedy x5, Phoenix Essence x3, Venom x2, Deadly Venom, Mead x7, Smelling Salts x5, Nostrum x4, Dragon Scale x1, Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Neutralizer Romulus Dean(TheBoyWonder) Level 18 Raider *Immune to Fragile* *Lucky* Encouraged Hastened Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 5 Health: 32/32 (7+16+7+1) Gold: 319 (30 to Loreal) Equipment: Meteor Blade (WP:10, Light), Sticky Gloves , Heavy Armour (SP5 protects from Fragile) Inventory: Bedroll, Venom x3, Potion, Nostrum x3, Sylvania's Cowl(grants Animal Talk to Wearer), Phoenix Essence, Throwing Dagger (WP: 6), Scarlet Hood (Headwear, Power +4, Protects from Stunned), Combrys (WP:15, consecutive successful strikes raise Combry's WP by 1, unsuccessful strikes drop it to it's base WP), Spiked Club (WP:10, Earth), Big Blockin' Axe (WP 5) Grimwald Gjinko(LordoftheNoobs) 69 year old male gnome Cleric Encouraged Level 9 Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 0 Health: 17/17 (9+5) Ether: 12/13 (5+5) Gold: 0 (Owes Arthur 50 gold) Equipment: Knotted Broom (WP: 5), Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Staff of The Frog Paladin (WP:6, 1/6 chance of Amphibiannoc's Blessing (protects from damage)), Broomstick (WP: 3), Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Remedy, Potion x2, Bone x2, Grand Potion, Bunch of Cherries (10/10 cherries that each restore 1 ether when eaten, up to the user to choose how many are eaten at a time), Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Tricorne (suitable for anyone, SP: 3, headwear) Mizuki Kimura(zakura) 21-year-old female human Assassin Level 18 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 30/30 (7+16+5+1) Gold: 352 Equipment: Explosive Handcannon (WP:8/16 to Rock Monsters), Sticky Gloves( Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Magic Viper Skin (accessory, heals 1 health to wearer each round of battle, unless knocked out) Inventory: Top Hat (WP: 14. 50% Stun chance, retrievable), Sylph Shuriken (WP:12, wind- and light-elemental, retrievable), Dagger (WP:10), Grand Potion, 2 Phoenix Essences, 3 Venoms, Deadly Venom, 5 Nostrums, 1 Remedy, 2 Holy Bombs, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Death Progg Claw, Trial Brew, Rito Feather (consumable, grants the hastened- and blessed-effects upon use for one battle), Heavy Shield (SP 5) Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) Level 30.25 Raider *Natural Respite**Immune to Darkness, Bound, and Slowed* Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 3 Health: 18/45 (8+29+7+1) Gold: 2423 Equipment: Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound and slowed effects), Sticky Gloves( Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness) Inventory: Weapons & Shields:Frozen Saber (WP: 9; Stuns enemies), Wyvern's Tailblade (WP: 12, suitable for Barbarians & Knights), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, immune to wood elemental), Ammit (Greatsword, WP 6, gains 5 Ether for each kill) Artifacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Fighter’s Boots(Footwear, +10 damage to melee attacks. Suitable for QMs only), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage), Consumables: Smelling Salts(1), Nostrum (1), Deadly Venom(2), Phoenix Essence(2), Remedy(5), 2pc&biscuit(1), Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(3), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(1), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(1), Tiger Balm(1) Misc:Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Mac, Mechanic (Controlled by swils) Level 11.5 Mechanic Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 0 Health: 20/20 (10+9) Gold: 0 Equipment: Hammer (WP 3) Inventory: Duck Tape x9 Mac's Cart, Mechanic (Controlled by Endgame) Level 0 Cart Health: 65/65 Ability: Protect - The cart can protect 1 hero each round. Any damage dealt to the hero that round will be split evenly between the hero and the cart, rounding up for the cart. Notes: The cart must always be placed in the battle order, even if it is not protecting a hero. If the cart is protecting a hero, the cart will be in the same row as that hero. If the cart's Health reaches 0, the cargo will be damaged and you will have failed the quest.

They sold for 10 Gold in quest 68 (link)

If I had to guess, I'd say equal parts Jaegermeister and Blue Curacao, a splash of redbull, and a very small amount of Bacardi 151 which you then light on fire.

"It would seem this squirrel is going to be of little help. If it is such a menace than I see no reason not to dispatch of it, and get back to our business at hand."

No love? There's a corpse eating squirrel. How could someone not love that?

Jeaux decided to question the squirrel to see what it might know of the grave robbers, before his overzealous party members put a sword through it. <"Greetings Mr. Squirrel. I was hoping you might be able to help me with a problem. Many bodies have disappeared from this cemetery lately. Do you have any idea what may have happened to them or who may have taken them?">