Kintobor

"Like hell I know! I made a single beaker full of Exterium, and you need at least 500ml for the process to work. Considering the steps it takes, there's probably only been three made within the past seven days. It seems we have half of one, most likely used to rebuff the control on... but the other two... it'll take them a while to replicate said elixir." "Whenever I made progress, they took it from me, and shortly thereafter threw me back into that dingy cell. I have no idea where they'd keep such a thing." Grimwald manages to ease the bleeding, but it does little to stop Lydia from slipping. "We were shoved into the same prison cell, Costello, Connor and me. One day the guards came and... did things to me. There's other enhancing chemicals within my system. Pain reduction, stamina boosting, all sorts of crap. I wouldn't be surprised if there were more before Costyourlife perfected his recipe for *cough* mind control." Sorrow attempts to give Lydia the Grand Potion and the Phoenix Essence, but she merely spits out the liquids. "I don't want this, Assassin. I've done who knows what. I feel dishonored and disgraced." "Lydia, your acting foolish! Those chemicals could potentially be flushed from your system! Let me help-" "And let you do things to me like this stupid Order has! Go to hell Costello." The alchemist gives a look of melancholy to the party as he continues to hoist the object up. Connor stands in silence as he watches the scene unfold, looking nervous. What will the party do with Lydia? -The Party- Name: Unknown. Most call him "Em," though his real name remains largely mysterious. -Party Leader- Unknown age male human ranger Level 14.5 Power: 23 SP: 2 Health: 16/21 Gold: 135 Equipment: Aquabow (WP: 7, Water-elemental), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory) (Power +2, SP +2, Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year)[/font], Syndicate Cowl (SP: 2, Immune to Doomed effect) Inventory: Consumables: Smoke bomb, Grating Stone x2, Nostrum x2, Potion x5, Remedy x4, , Venom, Ice Bomb, Grand Potion, Mead x2, Quality Cutlass (WP:6, Dagger) Equipment:White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters; Headwear), Gentleman's Hat (SP: 1, suitable for men, headgear. The wearer has a 1/2 chance to not be affected by (Asleep), Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe,Bow(WP:5), Ranger's Quiver (+1 WP to all Bows/Crossbows), Iron Knuckle Armour (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies) 69 year old male gnome cleric Level: 12.5 Power: 18 (12 + 5 + permanent boost of 1) SP: 3 Health: 9/19 (9+10) Ether: 8/15 (5+10) Gold: 20 Equipment: Knotted Broom (WP: 5), Tricorne (suitable for anyone, SP: 3, headwear) Inventory: Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Tonic, Remedy x2, Potion x3, Bone x2, Grand Potion, Bunch of Cherries (10/10 cherries that each restore 1 ether when eaten, up to the user to choose how many are eaten at a time), Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Root beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.) Grating Stone Sorrow(Endgame) 428 years old undead Assassin Level 24 1/3 *Immune to Light and Blinded* *Encouraged, Hastened, and Lucky* Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 6 Health: 32/35 (7+21+5) Gold: 989 Equipment: Mockthril Longbow (WP: 27 Ice and Darkness Elemental), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up), suitable for rogues and beast warriors; handwear),Night’s Helmet (SP:6, immunity to light and blinded; headwear) Inventory: Longsword (WP: 5), Armor of the Croise (SP: 1, +2 power; bodywear), Dark Cloak (Backwear, SP:1, Max Health +1, Power +1, suitable for rogues and barbarians), Archer's Hat (Artifact, headwear, Power +1, suitable for Rangers and their Advanced Classes), Grand Potion x5, Health Core x2, Tonic, Ether Core, Remedy x5, Phoenix Essence x3, Venom x2, Deadly Venom, Mead x5, Smelling Salts x5, Nostrum x5, Dragon Scale x1, Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Neutralizer, Disguise Kit (Accessory. Usable by anyone. Allows the user to disguise them self as the opposite gender.), Root beer(Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.), Tonic x1, Exterium (Can be used on an enemy to make them Confused and Plagued for 5 rounds) Elgar Gligin (played by Jedi master Brick) Level 24 2/3 Druid *Immune to Fragile!* Power: 34 Defense: 6 Health: 25/38 Ether: 17/24 Gold:306 Equipment: Mockthril Crossbow (WP:11 Permanently Deadly envenomed), Chainmail (SP: 2, Bodywear: half damage from Fire elemental enemies and double from Electric elemental enemies) Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile) Inventory: Fauxthril Longbow (WP: 5),Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Emerald, Sapphire, Topaz,,Opal, Aquamarine, Spade, Pickaxe, 3 Potions, Needlessly Large Rod (Non-Artifact Item, Curses a random enemy. Usable once per battle.) Does not prevent free hits. Grand Potion (x3), Fireworks, Remedy (x2), Hide of The Regret (halves damage from undead; suitable for anyone, backwear), Tonic, Grand tonic (x5), Root beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.)

Oh yes, it was! I hope your liking the direction 78's going. 78ers, your almost done, actually, just a bit more to go!

"Do you think I had a choice?! It was either assist them or end up like Archibald! For the love of Ennoc, I had no choice! Do you think I like being tossed out of my house, into a cell, and forced against my will to create something I don't want to? If I had intended to assist in the creation of that elixir, I would have had it done in half the time it took me to actually do so! I tried Lydia... I tried..." Lydia says nothing, and avoids eye contact with Costello all together.

Karie bites her lips. These Oculoids were messed up dudes. "Beautiful, just beautiful. A piece of gothic poetry to go along with the equally creepy ye olde documents." Karie turned to the party. "Well, we got one loose end to clear up." She says while pointing to the chief.

Removing the Iron Knuckles Helmet, Sorrow looks upon what appears to be a woman in her mid twenties. A rather large scar crosses her eye, but other than that she seemed rather pretty for her age. Blood runs down her head and nose as she coughs blood up. She grimaces as she looks at herself, her hands shaking violently, yet her voice somehow collected. "*cough* You the one who fired an arrow through this armor? Well mate, you must have one good aim." The party's minds race back to the two salesman who they met earlier. "Lydia... oh god... " "By the gods..." "Costello... you bastard. You let them do this to me. You helped them perfect that wretched brew... how could you..." Costello's face begins to swell up in tears. "Lydia... listen... I had no choice, they were going to-" "I hate you Costello Watt. I hate your guts. You said we'd find a way out, and what happened to me? I'm a freak! A monster thanks to you! Leave me be, Costello. You have nothing to say." Lydia wheezes and pants heavily. She was clearly on the brink of death.

QM NOTE: I know how tense CAT is getting, but if you guys could even just post your actions, it'd be appreciated. It's as rough on me as a QM as it is on you guys playing walking targets. ROUND EIGHT OF THE MESS HALL BATTLE!!! Party Order: >Sorrow vs. Iron Knuckle- Crit. Damage 27x2+54+24=78x2=312-10=302 damage. That is absolutely ridiculous.) >Elgar vs. Iron Knuckle Spear man A- Special (1/6 chance to miss guard on next turn) >Grimwald vs. Spearman A- Damage (18/2-3=6 damage >Em vs. Spear man A- Special (1/6 chance to miss guard on next turn) >Sorrow vs. Spear man A Damage Damage (18/2-6=3 damage) Spear man A: -10 damage Sorrow fires one last arrow into the Iron Knuckle, hitting it square in the chest. It falters, trying to regain it's momentum, but to no avail. The iron clad warrior falls, and falls hard. The spear man however manages to prove more of a hassle than he should, fending off the party somehow. "I told you to stay back!!" Order Imperial Guard (Spear A) *Badly Poisoned* 1/6 Chance to be missed Level 18 Humanoid HP: 120/180 SP: 2 Special: Repel- The Order Imperial Guard goes into a defensive position, pointing his spear outwards towards the party. Anyone attacking the guards for the next turns has a 1/6 chance of missing any of the guards. Drops: Nothing -The Party- Name: Unknown. Most call him "Em," though his real name remains largely mysterious. -Party Leader- Unknown age male human ranger Level 14 Power: 23 SP: 2 Health: 16/21 Gold: 135 Equipment: Aquabow (WP: 7, Water-elemental), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory) (Power +2, SP +2, Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year)[/font], Syndicate Cowl (SP: 2, Immune to Doomed effect) Inventory: Consumables: Smoke bomb, Grating Stone x2, Nostrum x2, Potion x4, Remedy x4, , Venom, Ice Bomb, Grand Potion, Mead x2, Quality Cutlass (WP:6, Dagger) Equipment:White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters; Headwear), Gentleman's Hat (SP: 1, suitable for men, headgear. The wearer has a 1/2 chance to not be affected by (Asleep), Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe,Bow(WP:5), Ranger's Quiver (+1 WP to all Bows/Crossbows) 69 year old male gnome cleric Level: 12 Power: 18 (12 + 5 + permanent boost of 1) SP: 3 Health: 9/19 (9+10) Ether: 8/15 (5+10) Gold: 10 Equipment: Knotted Broom (WP: 5), Tricorne (suitable for anyone, SP: 3, headwear) Inventory: Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Tonic, Remedy x2, Potion x3, Bone x2, Grand Potion, Bunch of Cherries (10/10 cherries that each restore 1 ether when eaten, up to the user to choose how many are eaten at a time), Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Root beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.) Sorrow(Endgame) 428 years old undead Assassin Level 24 *Immune to Light and Blinded* *Encouraged, Hastened, and Lucky* Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 6 Health: 32/35 (7+21+5) Gold: 979 Equipment: Mockthril Longbow (WP: 27 Ice and Darkness Elemental), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up), suitable for rogues and beast warriors; handwear),Night’s Helmet (SP:6, immunity to light and blinded; headwear) Inventory: Longsword (WP: 5), Armor of the Croise (SP: 1, +2 power; bodywear), Dark Cloak (Backwear, SP:1, Max Health +1, Power +1, suitable for rogues and barbarians), Archer's Hat (Artifact, headwear, Power +1, suitable for Rangers and their Advanced Classes), Grand Potion x5, Health Core x2, Tonic, Ether Core, Remedy x5, Phoenix Essence x3, Venom x2, Deadly Venom, Mead x5, Smelling Salts x5, Nostrum x5, Dragon Scale x1, Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Neutralizer, Disguise Kit (Accessory. Usable by anyone. Allows the user to disguise them self as the opposite gender.), Root beer(Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.), Tonic x1 Elgar Gligin (played by Jedi master Brick) Level 24 1/3 Druid *Immune to Fragile!* Power: 34 Defense: 6 Health: 25/38 Ether: 17/24 Gold:296 Equipment: Mockthril Crossbow (WP:11 Permanently Deadly envenomed), Chainmail (SP: 2, Bodywear: half damage from Fire elemental enemies and double from Electric elemental enemies) Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile) Inventory: Fauxthril Longbow (WP: 5),Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Emerald, Sapphire, Topaz,,Opal, Aquamarine, Spade, Pickaxe, 3 Potions, Needlessly Large Rod (Non-Artifact Item, Curses a random enemy. Usable once per battle.) Does not prevent free hits. Grand Potion (x2), Fireworks, Remedy (x2), Hide of The Regret (halves damage from undead; suitable for anyone, backwear), Tonic, Grand tonic (x5), Root beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.) "We're doing fine, keep up the pace!" Connor Etifried (Controlled by emjajoas) KO! Level 12 Mage HP: 16/16 Ether: 16/18 Equipment: Basic Wand (WP:3), Grey Cloak (+2 ether. Suitable for Connor Etifried) Inventory: Topaz, Diamond ----- ROUND NINE OF THE MESS HALL BATTLE!!! Party Order: >Sorrow vs. Spear man A- Crit. Hit 27x2+54+24=78x2=312-2=310 damage) >Elgar >Grimwald >Em >Sorrow The remaining guard cowers as Sorrow delivers the killing blow. The mess hall was littered with the corpses of Order Imperial Soldiers. Costello continues to crank whatever lay from the depths. "I... think that's all of them..." THE BATTLE IS VICTORIOUS!!! ALL HEROES GAIN THEIR RESPECTIVE AMOUNT OF XP!!! -The Party- Name: Unknown. Most call him "Em," though his real name remains largely mysterious. -Party Leader- Unknown age male human ranger Level 14.5 Power: 23 SP: 2 Health: 16/21 Gold: 135 Equipment: Aquabow (WP: 7, Water-elemental), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory) (Power +2, SP +2, Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year)[/font], Syndicate Cowl (SP: 2, Immune to Doomed effect) Inventory: Consumables: Smoke bomb, Grating Stone x2, Nostrum x2, Potion x4, Remedy x4, , Venom, Ice Bomb, Grand Potion, Mead x2, Quality Cutlass (WP:6, Dagger) Equipment:White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters; Headwear), Gentleman's Hat (SP: 1, suitable for men, headgear. The wearer has a 1/2 chance to not be affected by (Asleep), Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe,Bow(WP:5), Ranger's Quiver (+1 WP to all Bows/Crossbows) 69 year old male gnome cleric Level: 12.5 Power: 18 (12 + 5 + permanent boost of 1) SP: 3 Health: 9/19 (9+10) Ether: 8/15 (5+10) Gold: 10 Equipment: Knotted Broom (WP: 5), Tricorne (suitable for anyone, SP: 3, headwear) Inventory: Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Tonic, Remedy x2, Potion x3, Bone x2, Grand Potion, Bunch of Cherries (10/10 cherries that each restore 1 ether when eaten, up to the user to choose how many are eaten at a time), Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Root beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.) Sorrow(Endgame) 428 years old undead Assassin Level 24 1/3 *Immune to Light and Blinded* *Encouraged, Hastened, and Lucky* Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 6 Health: 32/35 (7+21+5) Gold: 979 Equipment: Mockthril Longbow (WP: 27 Ice and Darkness Elemental), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up), suitable for rogues and beast warriors; handwear),Night’s Helmet (SP:6, immunity to light and blinded; headwear) Inventory: Longsword (WP: 5), Armor of the Croise (SP: 1, +2 power; bodywear), Dark Cloak (Backwear, SP:1, Max Health +1, Power +1, suitable for rogues and barbarians), Archer's Hat (Artifact, headwear, Power +1, suitable for Rangers and their Advanced Classes), Grand Potion x5, Health Core x2, Tonic, Ether Core, Remedy x5, Phoenix Essence x3, Venom x2, Deadly Venom, Mead x5, Smelling Salts x5, Nostrum x5, Dragon Scale x1, Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Neutralizer, Disguise Kit (Accessory. Usable by anyone. Allows the user to disguise them self as the opposite gender.), Root beer(Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.), Tonic x1 Elgar Gligin (played by Jedi master Brick) Level 24 2/3 Druid *Immune to Fragile!* Power: 34 Defense: 6 Health: 25/38 Ether: 17/24 Gold:296 Equipment: Mockthril Crossbow (WP:11 Permanently Deadly envenomed), Chainmail (SP: 2, Bodywear: half damage from Fire elemental enemies and double from Electric elemental enemies) Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile) Inventory: Fauxthril Longbow (WP: 5),Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Emerald, Sapphire, Topaz,,Opal, Aquamarine, Spade, Pickaxe, 3 Potions, Needlessly Large Rod (Non-Artifact Item, Curses a random enemy. Usable once per battle.) Does not prevent free hits. Grand Potion (x2), Fireworks, Remedy (x2), Hide of The Regret (halves damage from undead; suitable for anyone, backwear), Tonic, Grand tonic (x5), Root beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.) "Ugh... I think I'll survive heroes..." Connor Etifried (Controlled by emjajoas) Level 12 Mage HP: 16/16 Ether: 16/18 Equipment: Basic Wand (WP:3), Grey Cloak (+2 ether. Suitable for Connor Etifried) Inventory: Topaz, Diamond Party Leader, please divide the loot. Grand Potion Potion 30 gold Iron Knuckle Armor: (Body, foot, and hand wear. Counts as one artefact. Usable by knights and dragoons. SP: 10. Cannot be removed by enemies) Exterium: A substance that can wreak havoc on someone's insides if consumed. Can be used on an enemy to make them Confused and Plagued for 5 rounds. Grating Stone: Increases WP of any weapon by 1. As the party rummages through the corpses, Connor begins to stir. "GAH! I'm still sore as hell... at least I'm not dead..." "I can see something coming up now. It should only take me a few moments." Suddenly rattling emits from the pile of corpses, followed by a pained, hollowed moan. The party trudges across the blood stained floor carefully to the Iron Knuckle, who appears to be bleeding out of every hole in its body. "Ugh... for the love of the gods..." The voice was surprisingly female. "What's going on over there? Is someone still alive?"

"What the hell I'm I getting myself involved with..." Karie mutters to herself. Karie flips over to the back of the last page.

"I'm not sure what to do with the documents actually. There's a reason those octo-eyed megablocks wanted it." Karie rifles through the documents.

Karie walks into a bar. The bar tender says "You should see a doctor, you look a little pale". Badum-tshhh!

You forgot to level us up. Karie closed her eyes as a wave of inky goo splotched all over her. Repulsed she wiped as much off as she could, but to little avail. "You're going to have to take that up with Althior, Johon. I've got this nice whip, and I'd like you two to get something besides money and consumables, so you if you don't get the eye, you for sure will be getting the Claw." Cute Loot Karie- Emergency Essence, 75 gold Johon- Ectoplasm, Claw OR Eye, to be determined, 30 gold Althior- Ectoplasm, Emergency Essence, Claw OR Eye, to be determined, 20 Gold Karie looks the wretch over, shaking your head. "I've got enough crap on me today. I'll allow one of my cohorts to heave you in two." She walks past the chief, not looking back. She rifled through the ooze on the ground, trying to find the item they were sent to retrieve. She finally found the Life Spark documents and brushed them off. Karie looked over at the man, clearly the archaeologist they were looking for. "Mr. Keolo, I presume? You'll have to excuse the filth all over my clothes, I've been having a... rather bad day. I'm Karie, and the necromancer's Althior, and the raider's Johon." She doesn't shake his hand, but nods to him instead.

Karie's eyes spark up. Her eyes begin to widen as her cocky grin spreads across her face. "What am I? Do you really want to know? I'm not you. You see the worst in humanity, the evil, the scum sucking bottom feeders, the murderers and the abusers of power. That's not me. I try my damnedest to see the best in people, as hard as it can be. I try to see the good in the people of Brendenton, of Heroica Hall, of Masson Cour, hell, even of my sister. So you know something? Your perfection is your downfall. There is always two sides to every coin. You brand all humans as evil, when you yourself have no grasp of what it means to be human. You have never felt sorrow, never felt grief, never felt guilt, never felt happiness, never felt joy, never felt love. Your perfection makes you the most imperfect being in existence, and I will feel relieved when you and your master's rein of death and harassment are over." Karie looked at her two party mates, blushing slightly. She felt like Private Regulus. "Let's finish this, shall we Althior? Johon?" Battle Order Shades- Amalgam >Althior- Grand Potion >Althior- Amalgam (unless Althior takes damage from previous attack, in which case, do nothing.) Undead Satellites- Attack all Satellites with the exception of Haste A and B. All other Undead Satellites attack Amalgam. >Johon- Haste Satellite A >Johon- Haste Satellite B >Karie- Any remaing Haste Satellites. If none remaining, heal player with lowest health excluding Karie.

It all started here.

"I have a real craving for peaches right now. I also want you dead. Is that not a craving? Is your determination to murder me not a craving? You crave just as equal as I do, if not even more."

That's the last time I take you on one of my quests!

"You certainly are a presumptuous git, aren't you?" Karie's anger was starting to swell. "Not like you'll ever know what said mood is, seeing as how you're brought about about by conveyor belt sex." Karie gave a small yet snarky grin.

For me, looking back, it's simply a matter of getting to the betrayal, because in my opinion it's the best part of the quest. As well, bit of a fun fact about 70 that never came up: if Arnulf had attacked Syndicate Peon (Rapier) AKA Karie with the Cheesy Dagger, not only would she have taken the full damage, but she would have been poisoned due to her lactose intolerance. This was actually brought up not only when Karie first came into the hall, but in 70 itself (I believe it was the scene outside the hotel rooms, just before the fight with Octavyn).

Sure. Unfortunately, I've already done Sarge, so I can't start. Come on everyone! Bandwagon time!

"Don't wink at me, I'm not feeling all that playful right now..."

No problem. Life happens.

QM NOTE: Since emjajoas hasn't posted in 24 hours, I'm going to assume that the same battle order is used. As well, if emjajoas doesn't respond within the next 24 hours, it would be wise to elect a co-party leader. ROUND SEVEN OF THE MESS HALL BATTLE!!! Party Order >Sorrow- Grand Potion (plus 30 health) >Elgar Heals himself- Nurture Less (11 health. -1 ether) >Grimwald vs. Spear Man A- Damage (18/2-3=6 damage) >Sorrow vs. Iron Knuckle- Aim Crit. (27x2+24x4=150-10=140 damage) >Em vs. Spear Man A- Damage (18/2-2=7 damage) Spear Man A: -10 Damage Sorrow heals himself with a grand potion, the tension in his bones relieving. Elgar also takes the turn to heal, but not to the extent of Sorrow. Grimwald and Em bot get jabbed at by the remaining soldier, while Sorrow fires a deadly shot at the Iron Knuckle, hitting it square in the chest and causing it to stumble. The Iron Knuckle simply regains it posture and continues to march towards the party. "What is it going to take to stop that thing!?" "..." Iron Knuckle Immune to Fragile and Sudden Death Level 42 Humanoid Health: 292/620 SP: 10 Special 1: Unforgiving- The Iron Knuckle slashes at the hero's gut, causing the hero to bleed out, dealing 5 damage at the end of every round until the end of combat or until remedied, and halving the hero's SP for three rounds. Special 2: Unstoppable- The Iron Knuckle charges the hero, stunning and sealing them for three turns and dealing 42 damage. Special 3: Terrifying- The Iron Knuckle delivers a rogue blow, dooming the opponent and removing all positive effects. Specials decided by die roll Passive Special 1: Impenetrable- SP defying weapons only remove half of the Iron Knuckles SP when dealing damage Passive Special 2: Heavy Armor- The Iron Knuckle Armour cannot be stolen from the Iron Knuckle. Drops: Iron Knuckle Armour, Exterium, Grating Stone "I told you to stay back!!" Order Imperial Guard (Spear A) *Badly Poisoned* Level 18 Humanoid HP: 130/180 SP: 2 Special: Repel- The Order Imperial Guard goes into a defensive position, pointing his spear outwards towards the party. Anyone attacking the guards for the next turns has a 1/6 chance of missing any of the guards. Drops: Nothing -The Party- Name: Unknown. Most call him "Em," though his real name remains largely mysterious. -Party Leader- Unknown age male human ranger Level 14 Power: 23 SP: 2 Health: 16/21 Gold: 135 Equipment: Aquabow (WP: 7, Water-elemental), Anniversary Medal (Artefact/Accessory) (Power +2, SP +2, Max. Health +2, Max. Ether +2. The values will increase by 1 with each passing year)[/font], Syndicate Cowl (SP: 2, Immune to Doomed effect) Inventory: Consumables: Smoke bomb, Grating Stone x2, Nostrum x2, Potion x4, Remedy x4, , Venom, Ice Bomb, Grand Potion, Mead x2, Quality Cutlass (WP:6, Dagger) Equipment:White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters; Headwear), Gentleman's Hat (SP: 1, suitable for men, headgear. The wearer has a 1/2 chance to not be affected by (Asleep), Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe,Bow(WP:5), Ranger's Quiver (+1 WP to all Bows/Crossbows) 69 year old male gnome cleric Level: 12 Power: 18 (12 + 5 + permanent boost of 1) SP: 3 Health: 13/19 (9+10) Ether: 8/15 (5+10) Gold: 10 Equipment: Knotted Broom (WP: 5), Tricorne (suitable for anyone, SP: 3, headwear) Inventory: Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Tonic, Remedy x2, Potion x3, Bone x2, Grand Potion, Bunch of Cherries (10/10 cherries that each restore 1 ether when eaten, up to the user to choose how many are eaten at a time), Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Root beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.) Sorrow(Endgame) 428 years old undead Assassin Level 24 *Immune to Light and Blinded* *Encouraged, Hastened, and Lucky* Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 6 Health: 35/35 (7+21+5) Gold: 979 Equipment: Mockthril Longbow (WP: 27 Ice and Darkness Elemental), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up), suitable for rogues and beast warriors; handwear),Night’s Helmet (SP:6, immunity to light and blinded; headwear) Inventory: Longsword (WP: 5), Armor of the Croise (SP: 1, +2 power; bodywear), Dark Cloak (Backwear, SP:1, Max Health +1, Power +1, suitable for rogues and barbarians), Archer's Hat (Artifact, headwear, Power +1, suitable for Rangers and their Advanced Classes), Grand Potion x5, Health Core x2, Tonic, Ether Core, Remedy x5, Phoenix Essence x3, Venom x2, Deadly Venom, Mead x5, Smelling Salts x5, Nostrum x5, Dragon Scale x1, Chaotic Bomb (Causes 100 random elemental damage to all opponents), Bedroll, Neutralizer, Disguise Kit (Accessory. Usable by anyone. Allows the user to disguise them self as the opposite gender.), Root beer(Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.), Tonic x1 Elgar Gligin (played by Jedi master Brick) Level 24 1/3 Druid *Immune to Fragile!* Power: 34 Defense: 6 Health: 25/38 Ether: 17/24 Gold:296 Equipment: Mockthril Crossbow (WP:11 Permanently Deadly envenomed), Chainmail (SP: 2, Bodywear: half damage from Fire elemental enemies and double from Electric elemental enemies) Emerald Hood (SP: 4, headwear, protects from Fragile) Inventory: Fauxthril Longbow (WP: 5),Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Emerald, Sapphire, Topaz,,Opal, Aquamarine, Spade, Pickaxe, 3 Potions, Needlessly Large Rod (Non-Artifact Item, Curses a random enemy. Usable once per battle.) Does not prevent free hits. Grand Potion (x2), Fireworks, Remedy (x2), Hide of The Regret (halves damage from undead; suitable for anyone, backwear), Tonic, Grand tonic (x5), Root beer (Restores 10 health, or can be used as a bomb against undead enemies for 20 damage. The Root Beer does not affect non-undead enemies.) "We're doing fine, keep up the pace!" Connor Etifried (Controlled by emjajoas) KO! Level 12 Mage HP: 16/16 Ether: 16/18 Equipment: Basic Wand (WP:3), Grey Cloak (+2 ether. Suitable for Connor Etifried) Inventory: Topaz, Diamond Party Leader, please determine party order. Everyone else, choose a target!

That would never work as an item. It takes only two seconds for someone to claim they have a fleshed backstory and bam, the item's there's. as well, one could claim they've met the requirement, and never mentioned until this point. "Oh yeah, I got a real nasty burn scar underneath my thigh, which I nor no one has mentioned up until this point, so I can have that item now." It just doesn't work. That and players like BrickDoctor who are here for the stats and battles get the shaft with that kind of item, since role playing isn't there thing.

J.J. Abrahms would be proud of you, pie.

Catsuit? You'll want ether boosting items, as well as the spellbound gloves for sure. You'll also want something to stave of sealed. There's a start, fill in the blanks.

Get him a pink pony as well to ride around on.

Thank you for making me look like an idiot again. "Alright, change of plans. Althior, amalgam. Johon, the Technique Satellite needs to go down. Focus the undead satellites on the other satellites, and the shades on the Amalgam." Battle Order >Althior- Grand Potion >Althior- Amalgam >Karie- Heal Johon >Johon- Technique Satellite (unless Karie's heal fails, in which case, heal self) >Johon- Technique Satellite (if not already taken out. If already defeated, do nothing Undead Satellites- Attack remaining Satellites Shades- Amalgam