Endgame

And would there be more Fields of Glory topics?

So. Haldor's friends are in the middle of a battle with a crazed, murderous cleric whose name sounds like "jerk." This cleric has poisoned them into near submission, and Alexis is completey stunned. And Haldor is busy... eating lunch.

Shrapnel Scroll Bow: Bow, WP: 99. Imparts every scroll effect there ever was and ever will be on every successful hit. Aaaand how about now?

How much gold does Lycan "bagsy"?

Galen sifts through the drawers: apparently The Wound hadn't gotten around to clean them yet. Average knick-knacks are inside: socks, nightwear, wedding photos... Galen contemplates giving up until he finds a small blue pouch tucked into the corner of the top right drawer. In it, there is: 180 gold Will the party take this sum of money? Elgar opens up the chest and finds a wine-red case inside, opening up the case, he finds: Shrapnel Bow: WP: 9, Bow. Every successful hit drops the target's SP by 1. This deadly weapon is certainly one of The Wound's possessions.

it really does stink you like the secondary vehicle far more then the primary... in an $80 set. I really wish it was seperate and it's own $15 set or something.

The knives are purely for decorative purpose. It feels as if they were to even scratch a Progg they would shatter instantly.

What, Capn, did i make the Master bedroom too spooky?

With new clothing and a MIA child, the party proceeds to the Master Bedroom. Following the frenzied Mrs. Riht's directions, they come to a large oak door, surrounded by gold trim. The nameplate on the door saying "Riht's Master Bedroom" has been scratched off, the words "The Wound's Chamber" being etched on to the door with a knife. Heading in, they find... The room seems to have been remodeled to suit The Wound's warped style and sense of humor. two glass knives sit atop a dresser. Next to the dresser is a scarlet red bed, surrounded by knives of various sharpness. Tucked next to the wall is three training dummies. There is an odd red liquid oozing out of the gashes in them...

Flipz, after the PM you sent me, I offically fear the day you become QM.

"More lifetimes then I could imagine? I believe I know how to count. Numbers aren't anything extraordinary. If you would please stop being so vague, I'd appreciate if you wouldn't flee."

Anyone who manages to eat have their Hero eat Aquos alive and whole gets a Pitchfork of Domination.

C'mon, Capcom, localize Ace Attorney Investigation 2 already! But yeah, something similar to an Ace Attorney case would probably work really well in Heroica.

"There are three that describe you, you pale-faced cretin: Love Struck Tool. You a merely another one of Haroka's playthings, a device he uses in his mindless lust for power and greed. You're nothing more then another mindless mook in his arsenal, and I swear to Helvetia you will die like one. Hell, you recruited someone, only for him to get so bored he left! You can't even rule without your subjects being brainwashed into slaves, drooling fools so completely enamored by this pretty little gem of yours. Maybe you can learn to rule without your entire populace being puppets? You should know what it is like to be a puppet, though, considering Haroka is using your feeling towards him as a leash. A short leash, at that. You are nothing but a lonely, pale-skinned brat who has gotten too much power. Do your worst, Tool of Haroka: I'm dead already. Let us see if you can top my previous death."

Alex's voice echoes in the auxiliary storeroom.

"Perhaps you gave up the moniker when you learned that someone more capable was using it. Tell me, what are these ideals?"

"Oh, hello, Sorrow. I'm Sorrow. Dedicating an entire Sisterhood to worshipping you... Tsk. A sign of insecurity at best."

"Uh, guys? Need I remind you that we have no way off of the Dini manor?! Not to mention a significant figure in Luosh is getting closer and closer to the chopping block!"

The Party: Sylph Solanum (Dannylonglegs) *Party Leader!* unknown age, unknown race Druid Level 19 Power: 27 (19+7+1) Defense: 0 Health: 29/35c(9+17+7+1) Ether: 13/23 (5+16+1) Gold: 59 Equipment: Merry Bow (WP:7, ranged, steals 1 gold with each successful hit except Shield-skills), Ranger's Quiver (WP +1 to bows and crossbows), Helmet (Max. health +1) 20-20 glasses Inventory: Mockthril Rod (WP:7), Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, 1 Potions, 1 Grand Potion, Tonic x3, Grand Tonic, Venom, Smoke Bomb, 2 Fire Bombs, 2 Ice Bombs, 3 Water Bombs, 2 Lightning Bombs, Floral Bomb, Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass, 8 Bones, Signet Ring, Saber Teeth, Crumbling Venom, Journal of The Bleeding, Sword Fragment (1), Smelling Salts, Helmet (Max. health +1), Quartz, Tale of the Invincible King, Psych Documents Johon [AKA Alf Gregory] (Bricksandparts) 25 years old male human Barbarian > Raider Level: 20.66 Power: 28 (20+8+0) Health: 35/35 (19+8+1+7+0) Shield Power: (1 + 5) Ether: ~/0 Positive effects: *Immune to:* (*Fragile*, *Cursed*), *Natural Respite* Negative effects: (none) Gold: 430 (186G(1), 0GB(50), 0CB(50), 0GO(80), 0CC(70), 0GC(100), 0M) Equipment: Dog Statuette - (suitable for anyone, SP: 1, once named (Rover), speaking the name summons a dog almost certainly to tag along on madcap adventures and make snippy comments.), Sword of Decay (WP:8)(once the target is inflicted with damage they lose a quarter of the power of the strike each following turn for three turns. the effect cannot be compounded with more strikes. Suitable to Mages, Knights and Barbarians.) Hide of The Bleeding (Backwear, restores 10 HP and 5 ether for every enemy the wearer kills, suitable for anyone) Heavy Armour – SP:5, protects from fragile-effect, suitable for barbarians and knights. Extra Artefacts: Helmet (+1 max health), Blessed Amulet – Protects from cursed-effect. Extra Weapons: Greatsword (WP:3), Meteor Blade (WP:8, Light elemental), Focal Staff (WP:5, Focus Fire-Roll a 3 for 5 ether Suitable for clerics and mages) Tools: Shovel (1), Pick-axe (2), Magnifying Glass (1), Magic Compass (1) Consumables: Potion (4), Grand Potion, Venom, Ice Bomb (1), Mead (2), Phoenix Essence (3), Trail Brew (1), Nostrum, Smelling Salts (2), Remedy Elements: Aquamarine (1), Emerald (1) Scrolls: Scroll of Sleep (1), Scroll of Blindness (1), Scroll of Sealing (2), Scroll of Confusion (1) Quest items: (None) Elgar Gligin (played by Jedi master Brick) Level 19.5 Evoker Power: 30 Defense: 2 Health: 27/27 Ether: 10/18 Gold: 465 Equipment: Mockthril Crossbow (WP:11), Chainmail (SP: 2, Bodywear: half damage from Fire elemental damage and double from Electric elemental damage) Inventory: Fauxthril Longbow (WP: 5),Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Emerald, Sapphire, Topaz, Opal, ,3 Venoms, Spade,Pickaxe,3 Potions, Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory, Changes user's appearance into an Elf),Scroll of Poisoning (Grants target’s weapon the badly poisoned effect for one battle at the cost of 5 ether) ,Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Needlessly Large Rod (Non-Artifact Item, Curses a random enemy. Usable once per battle.) Does not prevent free hits. Grand Potion x2, Grand Tonic x3, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Confusion, Scroll of Sealing, Fireworks, Remedy, Tonic Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) Level 17.5 Paladin, 20 year old elf male Power: 25 Defense: 13 Health: 37/37 Ether: 6/17 Gold: 136 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 8; ignores SP), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10) (Mail of the Renegade Commander (SP: 3; Damage of all Free Hits is halved; suitable for Knights and Barbarians), Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle) Inventory: Potions (4), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb, Tonic x2, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Potion, Grand Tonic, Phoenix Essence, Scroll of Sealing, Tonic Lycan Dean (played by theBoyWonder) *Encouraged!* *Lucky!* Level 11.5 Rogue *Immune to weakened* Power: 22 Health: 15/15 Gold: 675 (95 gold owed to Thormanil and 30 to Loreal) Equipment: Combrys (WP: 8, consecutive successful strikes raise Combry's WP by 1, unsuccessful strikes drop it to it's base WP), Pugillist Gloves(Power +2, protects from weakened), Sylvania's Cowl(grants Animal Talk to Wearer) Inventory: Bedroll, Staff of The Frog Paladin (WP:6, 1/6 chance of Amphibianocs Blessing (protects from damage)), Throwing Dagger (WP6), Warhammer (WP:4), Deadly Venom, Venom x3, Phoenix Essence, Nostrums x2, Potion Galen Woodward (Fugazi) *Encouraged!* *Lucky!* *Hastened!* 36 year old male human Rogue Level 15 Power: 25 (15+10) Defense: 2 (+2) Health: 25/25 (7+13+4) Gold: 801 Equipment: Murkwood Thread (WP: 10), Chimera Headdress (Headwear, Suitable for Rangers and Rogues, +1 SP +4 Health), Leather Armour (SP:1) Inventory: Fauxthril Shuriken (WP:5, ranged), Throwing Dagger (WP:4, ranged), Bedroll, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bomb XX, Grand Potion x3, Remedy x3, Nostrum x3, Mead x3, Fire Bomb, Deadly Venom x2, Crumbling Venom, Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Black Katana (WP:8), Phoenix Essence, Smelling Salts, Trial Brew, Goblin's Wrench(WP:10,retrievable), Cast, Potion "Back in *wheeze* action!" Punii, 2 month year old Progg Alchemist Jellies: Green x1, Red x1, Blue x1 Elgar puts on his chainmail, finally giving him some SP. Alex wears a tophat on top of his helmet, still somehow managing to look more dapper then usual! "Does *wheeze* anyone know where the kid went?!"

I look closely at the floor tiles. I shift, tilt, rotate, swap them in my mind: eventually it forms a human face. What kind of sorcery is this...? "Guts? I believe I see our villanesses' face scrambled over the floor. maybe we should throw a bomb or something to blow up the tiles?

The young girl goes over to Punii. "Hewwo, Punny!" "My name is *wheeze* "Punii", silly. How'd you even get in here?!" Roni beams as if Punii was addressing her favorite subject. "Warp!" Punii looks at the toddler, baffled and confused. "...Warp?" Roni nods. "Warp." Giving up and resigning to never truly know how Roni got into this fashionable fortress , Punii goes to help the party inspect the clothes. They find two useful items: Chainmail: Bodywear, SP: 2. Metal armor that blocks out heat but conducts electricity shockingly well. Wearer takes half damage from fire-elemental enemies and double from Electric type enemies. Dapper Hat: Headwear. This amazingly dapper hat gives the wearer a 1/6 chance of being encouraged at the start of any battle. Party leader, how will this loot be distributed? With the usefull garments pulled from their containers, the heroes all turn their attention back to Roni - and see she isn't there! "HUH?"

"Lets all shoot Monk Pretzel in the face!" I'll get your found items AND the updated party to you soon, 48ers.

"I saw chariot. Had purple guy and guy-with-shield in it." Roni appears to be referring to the Chariot Hal Borhd picked Alex up in. "I jumped on it. Ride was fun! And now I am here trying on clothes. I dunno, guy-with-shield."

"Trying on clothes!"

"Said... she knew him. I think mommy is in Eubric. I'm... not sure."