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Scorpiox

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  1. I would agree that half of the best writers seemed to leave when he did. Moffat's writing is far too laced with references and self-indulgency to be enjoyable for the casual viewer.
  2. Haldor strolls up to Nolgash. "Well met, friend. I admire your courage and willingness to stand up for right. About time someone did something. But what will the other clans think if you're successful? How do you plan to prevent intervention from others?"
  3. Man Of Steel: really rather good - I loved Russell Crowe's same as every other film accent.
  4. "Unite the orc clans. Sounds as though what you're doing is altogether more simple, but at least we know there won't be any conflict of interest. Right now, we've got to stop this riot - and fast. Got any bright ideas?"
  5. The LEGO Movie: I was surprised to find that the film was genuinely funny, and not in a slapstick child-friendly kind of way.
  6. "Before we get too friendly - what brings you others here? You were hired by someone else, what have you been tasked to do?"
  7. "However we go about it, the riot must stop. Unpopular as Bastala is, if the morons get her then we've no hope of winning over the clan. Last thing these folks'll do if they take over is start making deals with foreign sell-swords."
  8. The media is sexist towards women, the media is sexist towards men - that's unfortunately how the world works. It works both ways. LEGO's possible sexism is so minor in influence to humanity in this respect that the writer ought to have really written an article tacking Hollywood sexism, as that is much more severe. The article is not silly, as it raises some interesting points, however it is unnecessary and its author has misplaced their righteous indignation. In short: LEGO isn't worth bringing up in a feminist debate, not when compared to the myriad of other forms of media against which LEGO pales.
  9. The new Vulture Droid, and I find little wrong with it.
  10. Haldor facepalmed. "Please tell me you're jesting. You can't seriously be that bloody thick..."
  11. "Tell you what, if any of us find ourselves in permanent employment whilst we're trying to save your ungrateful arses I'll come back and pay you the gold."
  12. "So you've put this barricade in the way to 'keep filth out of the city', yet you're perfectly happy to give us entry if we pay you? Pretty bloody ironic. Some guards you are... I bet these are magic coins that prove our true intentions as soon as they get into your fat pockets."
  13. Haldor sighed. "Regardless of whether you agree with your leader, she's in charge here and... and you're holding us up. We've got things to do. I don't know what kind of world you live in, but we're trying to sort this country out and you're getting in our way. Say what you like about humans, but we, that's us lot, not our race, are getting things done. Go and ask for Bastala and maybe you'll get it into your heads."
  14. "We're here to see your clan-leader, so kindly let us pass. I've met her personally once before and we're here on important business - so if you don't want to waste everyone's time by getting Bastala down her to kick your arses for refusing us entry, I suggest you step aside."
  15. Argo: truly brilliant.
  16. "Don't forget that there are other parties in these fair hills. Baltar may have come across some of our comrades on the opposite side."
  17. "So long as Bastala don't try to call a warpath on our behinds, I think we're good."
  18. Rambo III: Oh, the political irony.
  19. Additional articles will be added once the respective QMs have written the articles for their species.
  20. "How about you come over here and kill him yourself, bitch." Haldor growls, spitting at the feet of the orc clan-leader and steps over Gor's wounded form to place himself between the two. He heals the goblin warrior and motions for him to stand.
  21. "Just before we go any further, we're letting this creature live. I'm still pretty pissed that we had to go through with that massacre, ain't no-one else dying today." Haldor kicked a nearby corpse in frustration, turning to Gor once he had finished. "Now, you tell me, what in bloody hellfire was the point of that? Your clan-leader just gave us the go-ahead to knock-off all of your best men 'cause she couldn't be ársed to listen. Traditions or not, that battle was a waste of time and a waste of life. Are your leaders so naive to assume that you could really fend off an invasion if you're too busy lettin' strangers wipe out your strike force out of pride and bigotry? I respect you for having the courage to follow your orders and fight a battle you couldn't win, but come on, there's got to be times that you stand up and think: 'hey, is it smart to get everyone killed here?' You've got to stand up against any leadership that can't tell tactics from its fat head." He spat blood onto the sodden earth and muttered under his breath. "If the rest of the clans are like this, your people ain't got a hope in hell."
  22. "Save your fancy potion, Guts, I've got a regular one here." Haldor uses his phoenix essence on Alexandre in place of that of Guts, and attacks Dyruultar A.
  23. Haldor grunted in a pissed-off sort of way. "Can't we all just agree that the goblin's a moron and shut up? Dyric, don't talk, fight. You can talk later." He heals Olmstyr on his first turn, and if unsuccessful he will try again for his second. If he is successful, however, Haldor will attack Dyruultar A with his second turn.
  24. Haldor attacks Aj-Kahr Dyruultar A and B.
  25. Star Trek: Into Darkness The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Gravity
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