Shadows

That damn flying car was the only dystopian thing we got, don't complain about it.

Excellent! It's certainly not cheating for the dead to talk to the living in IRC, as long as they don't reveal anything they didn't know prior to dying. You know, there hasn't been a game that has passed without someone dead writing me once it's over. It's never helpful. Hell, in this game, I got a pm from one of the active players and simply didn't reply. On the other hand, I'll be damned if I can't continue to harass Rick and Draggy (and maybe Amy too) the same way they've done after dying in other games where I was still alive (ok, I'm not sure Amy has done that, but the other two sure have and Hinck would if he bothered to visit us). So, carry on kiddies, nothing to see here.

Suck it. *hands Dragina a buck*

Warning: Questionable language ahead!

There are, and it's rare to see anything posted that goes outside of that, however ...

Hell yes! Every game we've ever played since having the channel has been discussed by the living, the dead, and the spectators. And always will be. Next you'll ask about The Dragon's Den.

I thought that was Draggy... damn, everyone forgets the kid. And other than talking to Hinck and you, I haven't sent a single PM about this game since I died. Anyone who claims otherwise can step forward and then be banned for being a lying bastard. Seriously.

You're still misquoting things, witchy witch. I said "unless it's <names of the guilty omitted>" and then reminded you that even after we die, we always continue to play in a certain place that shall also remain nameless. Every dead person there is still talking about the game. Now... would you like me to quote what you said?

megabluck you, Jesus (there's an unlikely sentence), I'm not. Don't piss me off or I'll start.

I wasn't watching, I was listening, and I didn't want to. You two were going at it like cats in heat and it wasn't talking. Continuing to lie about the situation only makes you look suspicious. How about you both tell us the truth this time? There is a lot of logic to what you say, but I'm sticking with the out-of-towner for now. He's here to help and hasn't, what better way to undermine the town? Tomorrow, if the little lovebirds haven't been honest with us, perhaps we should follow your line of reasoning.

Councilman Ackerson, could you tell me just who you were doing the horizontal hustle with last night? Yes, that's right, I heard you and believe me, I don't know how the whole town didn't. All that squishing and banging and squeaking and then I turned down the tv and heard the two of you! So, spill it, Councilman, just who were you with and why aren't you a little more concerned with the current situation and a little less concerned with the little councilman in your pants? At the same time, I can't argue with this logic. Vote: Matt Liebenston, HUAC Investigator (Dragonator) But I still want an answer, too...

Black Sinister Puss Brain - Misleading title from Asylum Mafia. I wasn't sinister or completely insane, but died anyway. Hinck's work, on both counts.

It's your funeral people. Remember who wasted your time on a harmless independent when you could have been going after the people who are trying to kill you. They aren't doing it out of the kindness of their hearts, they're distracting and misleading you and hoping to gain your support for their future misdeeds. Good luck, insanes, you're going to need it.

And on that note, my meds are kicking in so I'm going to take a nap. Please continue to argue your illogical and clearly desperate points on your own. The more you've said, the less sense you've made, and no matter how hard you press the issue, words have meanings and you can't change them. If I apply your logic, I don't need to defend myself as I'm telling the truth. I'm not even presenting idiotic theories without proof, so I don't need to worry at all, right? As for being killed, I'd rather not, thanks. Maybe you come back after three days, but the rest of us don't. If you want to make the ultimate sacrifice to prove some point that will end up being wrong, I'll be happy to get a hammer and nails and help out.

That doesn't make sense nor does it offer any evidence except your word (which has changed since we first spoke privately). Prior to day two, he was given enough proof to reveal his role to me and declare that I'm not sinister. What other day action could there be at that point? Are you trying to claim to be the second one and able to do things during the day then stab people at night as well? Do you expect us to believe you're that powerful? Jesus... You haven't found anything, I can't defend against that. The only thing I've been told by any of you is that I'm not sinister. Every minute we waste on me is more time for them to strike. As for my alignment, every unaligned character in history could choose who to side with. Call it whatever, it's neutral, except I don't have an ulterior motive like neutrals tend to. I've chosen to side with the insanes, which is the only reason I'm not recklessly throwing around votes like some people, I know it can't help. You only started this after your nighttime shenanigans were revealed. Who is really the dangerous, cornered animal here? Neutrals have an allegiance to themselves and often have some kind of personal vendetta or mission. The can also choose sides and always do in the end. The reason I'm independent is because I'm unaligned, but have nothing to achieve. All I want to do is live long enough to get out of this hospital safely. I believe I can do that with the insanes, but only if you stop trying to manipulate them into killing me. I offered to proxy it to whoever the group agreed to trust. Is that Peanuts? Do you speak for everyone and have you decided that he's the one?

Independent would be even more neutral than neutral, by my definition. It means I can't choose to become either side, I'm ... INDEPENDENT. As for working with either side, that could be true of either term, but I've already offered a way to control that. If I had turned on you, I'd be voting. I'm just not pleased with false allegations both putting my life at risk and distracting us from the sinisters. As for findings, I don't even see any. Stash specifically said he knew I wasn't sinister and trusted me enough to tell me his day action. Why would he do that if he had any doubt? Since that was day 1, I can only begin to worry that he's been turned sinister, assuming that's possible. Why else would he suddenly reverse on me? I told you I was independent but never said I could choose sides. The reality is that I'm not as crazy as all of you and want to live. My best chance of living is siding with the insanes because you clearly outnumber the sinister, and I wouldn't even bet I could trust them (they have sinister in their name!). You'd have control of my vote! If I tried to avoid that, I would be telling you and then everyone would kill me. This isn't very complicated to understand, even for an insane person. Interesting, he told me a slightly different story when he came to me on day one. Why is it that we aren't even allowed to have shoelaces, but you can go around at night with needles and drugs? Oh, and how could you have tried to do to me whatever it is you do, when you did it to King (and were caught on film)? Can you stab multiple people a night? That's sort of strange ... But so does everyone else, and I'm offering my vote to the group. I'm one of you now, fully declared and openly announced. I've made my decision and I'll do better than most and actually put my life in your hands. You can't really ask much more than that. Thank you.

The night you stabbed the King with a needle? You can do that twice in a night? How unusual. Proving I'm not sinister insane. Why don't you try to catch one of them, assuming you aren't one. Like I've said, I'll proxy my vote to whomever the group chooses, so that's one more vote against them, as opposed to killing an innocent man, wasting the day, and losing my vote in the future. He certainly has gone through a lot of targets in a short time. Considering that he specifically told me during the first night that he had cleared me that day. Why would he tell me his specific role if he didn't know I was safe? And if he did do that mistakenly and I had been bad, wouldn't he be dead now? I honestly don't understand what he's doing, but I do strongly suspect that he's being influenced by someone who wants me dead for their own reasons. It's the only possible reason for him to accuse someone he knows isn't sinister.

Could you define the difference, please? Is anyone here not trying to win? I know you're crazy, but that's just silly. I've already offered to proxy my vote to whomever the group decides, how exactly could I "go either way" at that point? Which lies are those? Could you please be specific, because if you can't, you're the liar, aren't you? I would challenge any of you to show me a single lie I've told. Anyone? How about evidence to accuse me of anything? Anyone? I guarantee it won't if you kill me, and even Jesus admits that. Why is he so determined to crucify me and let the real threat to the group go free? Since I don't know who they are any more than the insane do, how would that work? Why team up with the smaller group knowing that they can't be trusted anyway? You're still not any brighter than you were the last time we spoke.

Did I miss the evidence? I must have been distracted or something. Oh, wait, there is none. How do I know this? Because I know that I'm not a sinister insane. Go figure. Please promptly kill those who have falsely accused me tomorrow when it is revealed. Consider today your evidence of their guilt and bring them to justice, just as you are so desperate to do today. If I wasn't already crazy ...

Before the bandwagon gets in full swing and you make a terrible mistake, I'm going to let you in on a little secret... I am not like all of you, whether you're insane or sinister insane. I am, as the voice in the sky said in the introductions, harmless. I'm only a little crazy, the result of my wife leaving me and the world failing to recognise my inherent brilliance. Plus I might have gambled and drank a little. A lot. Whatever. The point is, I was supposed to be here for a short treatment then return to my regular life. I had hoped to simply protect myself and avoid trouble while I was here, but that has apparently left me misunderstood by a certain moron patient who shall remain nameless, despite his accusation against me. If you people make the mistake of killing me, you will lose someone who has an ability to help and killed an innocent man. If you do all of that, please be sure to kill Stash next. Crap, I said his name. But I am serious. He specifically told me he knew that I wasn't a sinister insane, yet he's started this today. At the same time, Jesus seems hell-bent () on using it to get me killed. I can only wonder why. So seriously, as I present no danger to you and am more than willing to help you in any way possible, I ask for your understanding and mercy. I also offer to proxy my vote to any one of you that the group agrees can be trusted. Beyond that, there is nothing I can really say. Geez, it isn't like I go around at night poking people with needles in their sleep. Of course there's nothing suspicious about that...

Wow, you just... wth? Ok, seriously people, I know we're crazy, but this is silly. However, I'll be happy to take control of your vote, thanks. Can I unvote myself with this proxy?

Since I did nothing at all last night, you can't come to any such conclusion honestly. Therefore, you're either sinister insane or an idiot. I'm fairly curious which, but am not the kind to vote out of anger, so I'll wait and see.

WTH? Seriously, where did that come from? I've done nothing even vaguely suspicious, I didn't even vote to kill poor Biggy...

I didn't think I was being quiet, I just don't have a lot of time for chitchat right now. I'm a very important person, you know. People from around the world come to me, looking for advice, asking me to solve their problems. It's a lot of responsibility. Plus I misplaced my puppy and that has me distracted. Have you seen my puppy? He's very friendly and answers to the name of Ffffnnnt-twarn Mestfnik. Is that why the ceiling keeps sliding off the building? Those nice people who come to see us from town? The ones that aren't witches, at least. I thought you had the smartyness. And a pogo stick.